056. Calm Chat Stream on the Terrace
056. Calm Chat Stream on the Terrace
Guburi fired off the first question.
And that question was,
【Reformed Guburi】─u ever had sex?
exactly the kind of question I'd expected.
Yeah, figured.
As if there could be anything in Guburi's head besides sex.
Another male cam streamer might have been flustered or embarrassed.
On top of that, might have hesitated to answer.
But not me.
Because I wasn't the original man of this world.
【Yoho】─Good grief. Look at the state of that question...
【Hottie Licker】─Lick! Lick!
【Min-ji】─h;
【Se-hun Defense Force】─lol A question only Guburi could ask.
【Qkrnfl892】─The champion of our age, Guburi!
【Dick Lover】─lol I was thinking about asking that too.
【Plum Tree】─Didn't know there'd be a bastard who actually went through with it.
【BigGirl】─Hm.
After a quick scan of the chat window,
I gave Guburi's question an immediate answer.
"No."
It was a short and concise answer.
And it was an honest one.
Across both my old world and this one, I'd never had a single sexual experience.
The me in this world was wary of women.
And in my old world, I spent all my time fighting, so I hardly had any time to meet women.
‘It was not like I never had the chance. If I'd put my mind to it, I could have anytime...’
And I didn't want to just do it with any woman.
If the goal was simply to relieve sexual urges,
I could take care of that alone at home.
Anyway.
Once I answered the question, the expected reaction popped up again.
【Reformed Guburi】─lol prove it.
"Prove what, fucker."
【Reformed Guburi】─i said prove it cuz i don't believe you!
"How the hell am I supposed to prove it, you crazy bitch. And if I had, I would've said I had. It's not like it's something to be ashamed of."
【Hottie Licker】─lol Se-hun doesn't lie about stuff like this. Just believe him. Lick.
【Yoho】─I believe the host. h
【Qkrnfl892】─Going by everything he's shown us so far, he's absolutely not the type to hide the fact that he's had sex.
【Dick Lover】─yeah if Se-hun had done it he'd just come out and say so.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─He'd probably brag about it and proudly spill the story.
【Plum Tree】─Why the hell would he brag, dumbass.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! What's Drift's analysis say?
【Gyejipsa】─What's it say!
【Drift AI】─I state. The result of analyzing facial expressions. States it is likely an honest answer.
【Reformed Guburi】─?? u sure?
【Drift AI】─I state. Probability the analysis is correct. 95%.
"See? Damn, why the hell is Guburi so suspicious. Makes me want to ban you."
【Reformed Guburi】─sniff.
【BigGirl】─But does whether a man has experience really matter that much? Why are you so fixated on sex...
【Drift AI】─I state. Says Reformed Guburi likely harbors a desire for the other party to be as pure as she is, since she herself has no sexual experience.
【Reformed Guburi】─sniff...
【Qkrnfl892】─A rabid unicorn, what the hell. lmao
【Hottie Licker】─Now I see why Guburi can't get a man. Lick.
【Reformed Guburi】─oh? like you've ever had a man. don't start shit with me.
【Hottie Licker】─I choose not to date. I get plenty of guys chasing me.
【Reformed Guburi】─lol male mosquitoes?
"Like I said at the start, I'll never lie on my honor, so just believe me a little. From now on, any suspicious bastards get permanently banned without warning."
【Reformed Guburi】─ok so anyway, that means Gye Bastard-hun is a virgin just like me. We got something in common now. heh
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Guburi's probably grinning ear to ear in front of her monitor right now. lol
【Qkrnfl892】─fr lol creepy-ass bastard.
【Yoho】─That's disgusting. h
"Anyway, Guburi's question is done. Next, Yoho."
【Yoho】─Ah. Is it my turn?
"Whose turn do you think it is. Don't stall and ask your question. I'm busy."
【Hottie Licker】─Busy my ass. You're unemployed lol. Lick.
【Reformed Guburi】─maybe you're ★cunty★ sleepy
【Min-ji】─Don't highlight your sentences weirdly like that...
Yoho didn't post in the chat for a while.
It seemed she hadn't decided on a question yet.
About thirty seconds passed like that.
"I told you to ask, and now you're not typing. Want me to just skip you, Yoho?"
【Yoho】─I've decided on my question!
【Yoho】─Host, do you happen to have a first love?
Yoho asked her question urgently.
All that deliberation, and that was the question she came up with.
It was so clichéd I almost sighed.
"Do I have a first love? That's your question?"
【Yoho】─Yep. Because last time you just glossed over it without telling us. T_T
I sifted through my past memories to give her a definite answer.
‘I should probably consider liking someone and loving them as separate things.’
I thought there had been times when I liked someone for who they were.
But there hadn't been a single person I'd loved as a romantic interest.
Not that I really understood what the emotion of love felt like in the first place.
‘First, there was no one in the old world...’
To provide an accurate answer, I tried recalling memories from this world too.
And a slight headache crept into my head.
‘As expected, recalling memories of this world was a bit rough.’
It wasn't an unbearable headache.
Because I didn't need to drag out the tiny, deeply buried memories.
They say the memory of your first love lasts until you die.
So it would definitely be stronger and clearer in my head than other ordinary memories.
‘...Nothing came to mind.’
And no memory like a first love surfaced.
There was absolutely no memory of holding someone in my heart.
"No. Probably."
【Yoho】─Aha. hehe I understand!
【Hottie Licker】─That answer is kinda ambiguous. Lick.
【Reformed Guburi】─'probably' my ass. wanna die? give a straight answer.
【Drift AI】─I state. The result of analyzing facial expressions. States it is likely an honest answer. Probability the analysis is correct. 90%.
【Reformed Guburi】─The probability went down, fuck! Gye Bastard-hun, explain yourself!
"Explain my ass... anyway, I just dug hard through my memories, and I can't recall ever loving anyone at all. So I guess that means there's no one."
【Qkrnfl892】─If he's having to dig through his memories, doesn't that mean there is no one? lmao
【Se-hun Defense Force】─fr if he had a first love it'd just pop right up.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya. I take back what I said last time about you being a simp and a virgin.
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya...
【Plum Tree】─So you've never once liked a girl?
【Dick Lover】─Isn't that kinda impossible?
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! He's gay!
【BigGirl】─He just said he has no first love at all. That would mean there was no one, man or woman.
【Min-ji】─You're not asexual, are you...?
All sorts of speculation were running wild in the chat window.
Viewers were even suspecting I was homosexual or asexual.
"I'm heterosexual. I like women normally, and I feel sexual desire for women normally."
【Reformed Guburi】─Oh. Do you feel it for me too?
"I just never had a first love, so don't get any weird ideas."
【Reformed Guburi】─Left on read.
【Hottie Licker】─Wasn't worth a response. Lick.
【Yoho】─Feeling sexual desire for the reformed one would be a paraphilia.
【Qkrnfl892】─fr lol even animals in heat would probably calm down if they saw Guburi.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! Guburi's a sexual suppressant!
【Gyejipsa】─A leftover woman!
【Reformed Guburi】─heh
【Min-ji】─But so people with no first love do exist...
【Dick Lover】─So Se-hun has never once liked a girl? He's a mythical creature, seriously.
"There have been times I liked a person for who they were, probably. But liking someone and loving someone are different, aren't they."
【Yoho】─Well, yes, that boundary is a little ambiguous.
【Qkrnfl892】─yeah I heard there are a lot of cases where you just simply like the person, but you mistake it for love.
【Min-ji】─Is that so...
【Reformed Guburi】─So the conclusion is Gye Bastard-hun is a total virgin and has no first love! lol I'd like to teach him.
【Yoho】─Stop with the sexual harassment. Why on earth would the host have his first time with the reformed one? -_- He'd just get his body dirty.
【Reformed Guburi】─oh? I meant I wanted to teach him the emotion of love?
【Yoho】─Ah.
【Reformed Guburi】─Are you seriously crazy?
【Hottie Licker】─That bitch Yoho isn't normal either. Lick.
"Ah. But I might have had a first love and just didn't realize it was love."
【Reformed Guburi】─?? why are you suddenly changing your words, fucker!
"I'm saying it's hard to give a definitive answer. Maybe because I grew up without receiving love. I don't really know what that emotion feels like."
【Reformed Guburi】─Ah.
【Yoho】─Ah...
The mood in the chat window grew oddly somber.
I grew up without receiving love.
Hearing that, they seemed to infer that my past hadn't been smooth.
For once, the viewers were surprisingly perceptive.
【Reformed Guburi】─lol let's move on to the next question fast.
【Yoho】─Next is Hottie's turn!
【Plum Tree】─So anyway, he had no first love.
The viewers quickly changed the subject.
They seemed to be being considerate, worried I might feel pained or distressed recalling a painful past.
Honestly, they probably would have been curious.
Not a single one of them pressed me about my past.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! Do you have a painful past?
【Gyejipsa】─Got a painful past!
"..."
There were two.
Viewers with zero social awareness.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! Spill the stories from your past, go go!
【Gyejipsa】─Go go!
"So your questions, Bubblegum and Gyejipsa, are whether I have a painful past? Yeah, I do. I answered, so your questions are done."
【Bubblegum Collector】─???
【Gyejipsa】─???
【Reformed Guburi】─Tactless bastards.
【Qkrnfl892】─If she was my junior in the military, she'd be dead meat, seriously.
【Yoho】─Maybe it's not that they're tactless, but that their brains are pure.
【Hottie Licker】─That's just calling them stupid. Lick.
【Drift AI】─I state. I speculate that Bubblegum Collector and Gyejipsa may be psychopaths.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wabakyabakpya!!! I wasn't asking a question just now!!!
【Gyejipsa】─Wasn't!!!
Bubblegum and Gyejipsa protested.
But after I hit Bubblegum with a chat mute and told Gyejipsa I wouldn't give them any more cola, they settled down.
And so I started taking the next questions.
***
Hottie's question was just as bland as Yoho's.
【Hottie Licker】─How did you make your money?
"With crypto."
【Hottie Licker】─Daaamn, is it possible to make that much with crypto? Did you start with a lot of capital?
"I barely had any starting capital. It was just that whenever I bought a coin, that coin would suddenly surge."
【Hottie Licker】─???
"And when I sold, it would tank."
【Hottie Licker】─What the fuck, are you some kind of crypto novel protagonist?
"I've always had pretty good luck. Even when I got stabbed, the blade always missed my vital spots."
【Hottie Licker】─?? You got stabbed? What kind of story is that?
"Anyway, Hottie's question is done. Next, Defense Force."
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Ok!
【Hottie Licker】─No, what the hell! I asked why you got stabbed!
【Reformed Guburi】─It was probably just a joke, dumbass. heh
【Yoho】─Hottie, when you look closely you're a real serious type, aren't you. h So you're not normal either?
And just like that, Hottie's question ended.
The next in line, Defense Force's question, came in.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Se-hun, did you maybe come from another world?
It was a slightly different kind of question that gave me a bit of a chill.