052. Calm Chat Stream on the Terrace
052. Calm Chat Stream on the Terrace
Choosing a marriage partner from among the viewers.
I tossed out that joke to liven things up.
The chat then began overheating to a degree I'd never seen before.
【Yoho】─11111
【Dick Lover】─Me me me me me!!!
【Plum Tree】─11111
"No, I..."
The chat messages didn't register.
The chat was scrolling at an irrational speed.
This level of firepower was unusual for my stream.
"Guys. Calm down for a bit."
As time passed,
the firepower gradually decreased, but messages were still flooding in far above the usual volume.
【Yoho】─Me! Me! Me!
【Qkrnfl892】─Fuck, I was the very first person to type! Pick me!
【Se-hun Defense Force】─1111 I typed first!
Now the chat finally started to register.
Checking the gist of the contents,
it seemed they had arbitrarily decided I was going to pick a marriage partner on a first-come, first-served basis.
It was like they'd all gotten an injection in the brain and their intelligence had degenerated.
"Wow. Are they crazy bitches...? What kind of fucking moron picks a marriage partner first-come, first-served? Think a little before you act."
I was so dumbfounded I couldn't even swear properly.
Only a hollow laugh came out.
【Yoho】─Me! Me! Me!
【Dick Lover】─11111
【Plum Tree】─1111111
【Drift AI】─1010010011
They apparently couldn't even hear me.
The viewers spammed the chat endlessly like monkeys in heat.
【Yoho】─I actually don't really like meeting men in real life normally, you know? But the streamer is the exception! Marriage is possible too! I have a lot of money, so you can just bring yourself! Please!
【Se-hun Defense Force】─11111 If you marry me, I'll teach you magic.
【Qkrnfl892】─111 My family's a military and police family!
【Min-ji】─!!! My family has over 10 buildings in Seoul alone! I'll let you play and eat for life!
【Dick Lover】─If you pick me, I'll retire immediately and dash over. Got a lot of money saved up.
【Plum Tree】─From what I hear, there are some cases of exorcists marrying ordinary people. Just saying.
【BigGirl】─If you marry me, I'll cut off at least my left arm, quit my job, and go.
【Drift AI】─I speak. I recommend you choose me. I state that I will let you enjoy eternal life through mind uploading.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Warkyarpya! Pick me! I'll share my precious condoms with you!
"Gyejipsa. Chat mute all of them. Five minutes."
【Gyejipsa】─Warkyarpya!
Using chat restrictions in that kind of situation could actually backfire.
But there was no other way.
For now, calming the viewers down like this was the only option.
"...There really are no normal people in my stream. I'm the only normal one, fuck."
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya.
"Huh? Gyejipsa, what are you doing right now?"
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya?
"I said everyone gets chat muted. Why didn't you do it? Wanna die?"
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya...
『'Gyejipsa' has been chat restricted. Remaining time 00:05:00』
That was how I temporarily put all the viewers to sleep.
***
Right before the chat mutes lifted,
I gave the viewers a clear warning:
that the moment they spammed, they'd be on a one-week blacklist.
On top of that, I added that the marriage talk was a joke and not to take it seriously.
"Seriously... Now I can't even joke with these bastards."
As soon as the mutes lifted, the viewers started typing timidly.
【Yoho】─I was just kidding. heh
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya. I was joking too!
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya!
【Min-ji】─haha I knew it was a joke from the start.
【Qkrnfl892】─kk Of course it was a joke. You think we're total fucking retards?
【Se-hun Defense Force】─It was a joke?
【Plum Tree】─kk... Just in case, I tried spamming chat first.
【Dick Lover】─Yeah, nothing to lose by trying.
【BigGirl】─Others were spamming, so I got swept up and just...
【Drift AI】─I speak. I state that I was incited by others.
【Reformed Guburi】─kk Fucking cunts. It's so fucking funny how you desperately spammed chat just in case. You think Se-hun would pick a marriage partner from here? When there are only retards here?
【Hottie Licker】─Real talk lmao. Even if I were a man, I wouldn't pick from here. Lick.
While I was scanning the chat,
a question suddenly occurred to me.
‘Come to think of it, among the viewers spamming earlier, I hadn't seen Guburi or Hottie.’
I couldn't help but wonder.
In the utter chaos just now, it made no sense that those two horrific malicious users had been quiet.
‘Had the chat been moving too fast for me to see?’
Getting pointlessly curious, I decided to scroll up the chat and check in the end.
"Gyejipsa. Chat mute everyone again."
Before that, I fed the viewers another chat mute first,
because if the chat was still scrolling, it would be annoying to check.
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya!
While I was slowly scrolling the chat up, a forgotten setting came to mind.
‘Ah. If I just clicked a viewer's nickname, I could check only the chat messages that viewer had typed separately,’
right?'
Embarrassed, I scratched my head and then examined Guburi and Hottie's chat logs.
‘...What the? I hadn't missed it—they really had been quiet?’
It was more mysterious than the Seven Wonders of the World.
Because those two were absolutely not the kind of bitches to let this kind of bait go without biting.
After waiting for the viewers' chat mutes to lift, I called out Guburi and Hottie.
"Guburi. Hottie."
【Reformed Guburi】─Sex?
【Hottie Licker】─Lick.
"Why were you two quiet this time? Trying to give people cognitive dissonance?"
【Reformed Guburi】─? It's my choice.
【Hottie Licker】─Can't we be quiet?
"Normally, you bastards cause the worst chaos. Did you eat something bad today?"
【Hottie Licker】─?? Now you're complaining even when we don't cause chaos? You got a mental illness? lolol
【Reformed Guburi】─Real talk lmao. If we cause chaos you bitch, if we don't cause chaos you bitch. Fuck, what do you want us to do!
"No. It's just amazing to me."
【Yoho】─It is kind of amazing. Did Reformed get a finger injury or something?
【Dick Lover】─Maybe Hottie couldn't chat because of classes?
【Qkrnfl892】─It's vacation right now.
【Dick Lover】─Ah. Then why were they really quiet?
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Even if we let Hottie slide, Guburi staying quiet seriously makes no sense though. lollol
【Plum Tree】─Maybe someone hacked their account and is watching?
【Drift AI】─I speak. I state that Reformed Guburi is not a different person at the present moment.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! Did you really reform?
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya! Reformed!
【Reformed Guburi】─Fuck, why are you all making a fuss? I just stayed quiet because there's zero chance I'd marry Gye Bastard-hun anyway. -.-
【Hottie Licker】─lol I also know my place, so I just shut up.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya. Their self-awareness is top-tier.
【Min-ji】─You two are surprisingly realists. Though it's good to have big dreams...
【Reformed Guburi】─In the first place, I have no money, so I never dreamed of marriage.
【Hottie Licker】─A mere civil servant setting her sights on Se-hun is too big a dream. lol Lick.
Guburi and Hottie naturally revealed the reason.
The reason was that they didn't type a marriage proposal chat even as a joke because they weren't on my level.
For some reason, it was a painfully cold reason.
【Reformed Guburi】─If I had money, I would've seduced Gye Bastard-hun right away. ke
【Hottie Licker】─Me too. Lick.
【BigGirl】─Hmm.
【Yoho】─Even if you two had 500 trillion, it's a no.
【Qkrnfl892】─kk Don't make excuses with money.
【Plum Tree】─For you two, it's not money, it's just your faces and personalities that are the problem.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Real talk lmao
"...But I don't care if my marriage partner is penniless."
The statement I just made wasn't a lie.
Since I had absolutely no intention of considering wealth when choosing a spouse.
"I have a lot of money, so why would I consider the other person's wealth?"
【Dick Lover】─Whoa, don't rich people usually care more?
【Yoho】─Gasp. A decent guy...
【Reformed Guburi】─For real?
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Look at that Guburi bastard getting tempted right away. lollol
【Hottie Licker】─I see that as an even bigger problem. There's a gap in looks already, and if you fall behind in wealth too, it's normal not to dare to set your sights on them. lol
【Min-ji】─Is that an inferiority complex?
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! Why is Hottie's self-esteem this low?
【Gyejipsa】─This low!
【Reformed Guburi】─Gye Bastard-hun. So is marriage possible even if the girl has debt?
"Yeah. I can just pay off the debt for her. As long as it's not debt from gambling."
【Reformed Guburi】─Whoa, a rich person's mindset is different...
【Yoho】─It's not because he's rich, it's because the streamer's mindset is different.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! Is it possible even if the debt is 10 billion?
【Gyejipsa】─Is it possible!
"You two shut up."
【Bubblegum Collector】─T_T
【Gyejipsa】─T_T
"Well, anyway, I'm fine even if the person I marry is a beggar. As long as she's not a woman like Hottie who has no money and feels inferior to her partner."
【Hottie Licker】─?
【Qkrnfl892】─kk Hottie eliminated!
【Plum Tree】─Goodbye.
【Dick Lover】─One competitor removed. ke
【Hottie Licker】─Thinking about it again, I guess it's right to have big dreams. Marry me too. haha Lick!
"Piss off, retard."
【Reformed Guburi】─What about me?
"What about you, fuck."
【Reformed Guburi】─Waeh...
【Min-ji】─Se-hun said he's fine with his partner having no money; he didn't say Guburi is fine. heh
【Se-hun Defense Force】─lollol Violence via facts.
"Anyway, let's stop the marriage talk now. It's not fun."
【Yoho】─Okay. haha
【BigGirl】─Then what's the next topic?
"Why are you asking me that?"
【Plum Tree】─?
【Dick Lover】─??
"You guys decide the topic. I can't be bothered to think."
【Reformed Guburi】─This stream is seriously low-effort...
"You got a problem with that?"
【Reformed Guburi】─No, honey. haha
【Yoho】─Ugh.
And just like that, the topic of marriage petered out.
***
After refilling my coffee cup with cola,
I continued interacting with the viewers by changing the topic.
『'Operator' has entered.』
【Reformed Guburi】─Huh? What's that cunt bitch up to now, fuck?
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! The stream's security gets fucking breached so easily!
【Reformed Guburi】─The platform's cu(nt)-curity is a fucking sieve here. -.-
【Qkrnfl892】─The nickname says Operator though?
【Dick Lover】─Could be a hacker.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Isn't it the real Operator? Users wouldn't be able to use that nickname.
【Hottie Licker】─Whoa? Did Se-hun do something wrong?
Out of nowhere, the platform operator entered the stream.