005. Content is Outdoor Streaming
005. Content is Outdoor Streaming
Only my face and the wall were visible on the cam screen.
I had set up the computer that way on purpose.
In case I forgot to end the stream by mistake.
To prevent my private life from being exposed.
Anyway, that was why the viewers didn't know the layout of my house.
Until just now.
【Reformed Guburi】─Oh fuck? Your place is huge as hell?
【Yoho】─Wow. It's spacious.
I'd turned on the mobile stream and was broadcasting my room.
Guburi and Yoho's reaction was, predictably, "spacious."
I thought so too.
For a room with just a bed, a desk, and a computer, it was pointlessly huge.
【Reformed Guburi】─But why's your house so empty? Just a bed and a desk? No kitchen either... Is this some office, not a house?
She seemed to be misunderstanding something.
This was just one of the rooms on the second floor.
Of course there was no kitchen.
I explained the reason right away.
"No? It's a house. This is a sub-bedroom, so there's no other furniture."
【Reformed Guburi】─?? What bedroom? Sub-bedroom?
【Yoho】─Ah. It was a bedroom? No wonder it looked so bare.
【Reformed Guburi】─??? Why the hell are you just accepting this like it's normal?
【Yoho】─Is there something strange? I guess the host's family is just a bit well-off.
Unlike Guburi, Yoho took it in stride, no big deal.
Yoho seemed to be a bit well-off herself.
"Anyway, I'll head down to the first floor first. Showing you all the way to the second floor would take too long. And I can't show you the main bedroom because of privacy."
【Yoho】─Before that, can't you show us what you changed into?
【Reformed Guburi】─Huh? It's a house? How is a second-floor room this big? More importantly, what the hell is a sub-bedroom!
"My clothes? I just put on what I always wear, so there's nothing much to see. Give me a sec..."
【Reformed Guburi】─Fuck off! Don't ignore my chat!
I changed the smartphone's camera angle.
The screen that had been showing the room now captured my figure.
My current outfit was,
a slightly baggy black long-sleeve.
relaxed-fit black slacks.
and black socks.
That was all of it.
"See. I told you it's plain."
【Yoho】─All black...
【Reformed Guburi】─What's this? Are you the Grim Reaper? Where's my angel! Fallen angel, fuck!
"What angel, you crazy bitch. Don't tell me you're saying that because I wore a white T-shirt when I streamed?"
【Reformed Guburi】─Stfu. From now on, you're a demon. My own little angel is dead.
【Yoho】─Good grief, Reformed. The host's face was never on the angel side to begin with. With an appearance just oozing decadent beauty, how could he be an angel? If you want a comparison, an incubus fits perfectly.
【Reformed Guburi】─Shut up! He was an angel to me! Even if he's dead now!
"Dead, who's dead, you crazy bitch. Wanna keep talking bullshit? No wait, more importantly, is my outfit weird? I've always dressed like this when going out."
【Yoho】─No. If it were someone else, I don't know, but since the host dresses that way, it looks incredibly stylish and cool.
【Reformed Guburi】─Fuck. I hate to admit it, but it oddly suits him. Still, I like white better. Give me back my angel!
Judging by the reactions, it didn't seem weird.
That was a relief.
I didn't really want to wear other colors.
I liked black.
So most of my clothes were black.
Of course, my taste in this world was exactly the same.
That was the moment—now that I knew my outfit wasn't a problem—I was about to leave the room.
Yoho sent a long question.
【Yoho】─But if your second-floor room is this big, you must be pretty wealthy. Why did you curse at us to donate at the beginning? Was that just a concept?
"Huh? Ah, back then? I wasn't actually asking for money. I just blurted something out because I didn't know what to say as a greeting."
That was the moment, after roughly answering so and trying to leave again.
"...No, wait."
I sensed something strange.
How did Yoho know that?
It was clear: the viewer who came in at the very beginning, got cursed at by me, and ran away had the nickname "Toothpicks Deep in Yoho's Hole."
There had been no other viewers in the room.
So the fact that she knew that meant...
"Yohohole, don't tell me that was you, Yoho?"
I asked.
No chat came up from Yoho.
Instead, a chat from Guburi mocking Yoho popped up.
【Reformed Guburi】─Lolololol look at that, no chat. Ha, totally busted, huh? This bitch was acting all demure like she's a lesbian, but her nickname was actually Yohohole lmaooooo
No chat came from Yoho at all.
I checked the viewer list. She hadn't left the stream.
It looked like she was too embarrassed to type.
"Hey, Yoho."
【Reformed Guburi】─Looks like that bitch went to off herself lolol. If you're thinking about changing your ID, don't~ I'll sniff it all out~
"Guburi, you stay quiet. Yoho, type something."
About ten seconds must have passed.
『'Yoho' has donated 1,000,000 won.』
└I'm sorry... That time, my home internet was unstable and the stream cut off. The second time was the same T_T That crude nickname was made by my younger sibling, so I changed it and came back... I absolutely never intended to deceive the host... I just thought there was no real need to reveal I was the same person...
【Reformed Guburi】─The fuck is this bitch?
A donation had hit.
A huge sum of a million won, no less.
Burdensome, why was she throwing this much money around...
You might ask what the big deal was, considering I had so much money.
But my sense of money wasn't totally wrecked like some nouveau riche's. The understanding that a million won was a lot of money was still lodged in my head.
This wasn't receiving a gift from an acquaintance; getting this kind of donation from a viewer whose face I didn't even know was plenty burdensome.
Giving it myself was fine, but receiving it was a bit...
"...Hey, Yoho."
『'Yoho' has donated 1,000,000 won.』
└Yes...
Another million won just to answer once.
She seemed to have an insane amount of money.
‘How did I turn off donations again?’
I wasn't used to the settings yet, so I couldn't find it.
I'd just have to tell her outright not to send them.
"Don't answer with donation messages, just use the regular chat. If you send one more, I'll ban you."
【Yoho】─Okay...
"And you don't really need to apologize. You didn't commit any wrongdoing."
Honestly, I had felt a bit spiteful.
It pissed me off when she quit the stream at high speed twice without a word.
But that was the end of it.
Yoho hadn't committed any real wrongdoing. It wasn't even an issue that should blow up like this.
【Yoho】─Still, I'm sorry...
【Reformed Guburi】─If you're sorry, then hurry up and bow your head and show proof, you bitch lol
"No, I said you don't need to apologize? Stop typing 'sorry,' you goddamn bitch."
【Yoho】─Okay...
【Reformed Guburi】─Lolol Yoho, your excuse was ugly as fuck too. Your sibling made the nickname, your internet cut out so the stream ended... Why tell such obvious lies? Lolol
『User 'Reformed Guburi' has been chat restricted. Remaining Time 00:01:00』
"Anyway, let's just pretend this whole thing never happened and move on. I'll refund it, so give me your bank account number."
【Yoho】─No. You said you were going to the mart today, so use it for your shopping.
"I don't need it, so give me the account number. Don't make me say it twice."
【Yoho】─Ah...
So in the end, I returned the donation money.
I didn't calculate the fees separately.
And in the meantime, Reformed Guburi's chat restriction was lifted.
【Reformed Guburi】─Yosh! Revived! But why didn't you offer to refund the donation I sent last time?
"What, you want me to?"
【Reformed Guburi】─Nah nah, don't have to.
"Then why the hell did you ask, you fuck."
【Reformed Guburi】─Haha just cause~
『User 'Reformed Guburi' has been chat restricted. Remaining Time 00:03:00』
"Anyway, let's get on with the content now, alright? I'll start by showing you around the first floor."
The little ruckus ended like that.
I grabbed the selfie stick and headed down to the first floor.
***
I changed the camera angle back.
The current content was the house tour, not my face.
At first, there were complaints from Guburi demanding to just see my face, but once I started showing various parts of the house, those chats gradually died down.
"I think I've shown you enough of the first floor interior. Next is..."
I stepped out into the yard through the first-floor window.
A garden covered in artificial grass came into view.
As I slowly strolled across the arched bridge over the pond, capturing all the scenery on camera, the viewers' chats came up.
【Reformed Guburi】─Wow. This is just a straight-up mansion, huh? Is our Gye Bastard-hun a chaebol heir or something?
"Chaebol heir, my ass. I'm just a nouveau riche who got lucky and made a lot of money."
【Yoho】─Your house is nice! The building looks newly built... The trees in the garden seem to be artificial?
"Yeah. They're a hassle to manage, and I thought hiring a gardener was too extravagant."
【Reformed Guburi】─I want to live in a detached house too, fuck. To think I donated to a rich bastard like this without knowing my place... I changed my mind. Refund the donation I sent last time -_-
『User 'Reformed Guburi' has been chat restricted. Remaining Time 00:05:00』
I moved to the next location.
I showed only about half of the places in the yard: the swimming pool, the terrace, the shed, and so on. Showing everything felt like it would take too long.
The final stop was the garage.
I was thinking it was about time to get in the car and head to the mart.
In the garage sat my temporary ride, 'Ppungppungi.'
Since it was a vehicle with an automatic transmission, I didn't bestow upon it the cool name 'Bungbungi.' Nor did I paint it black.
I planned to switch to a manual vehicle once I got my Class 1 Regular or Heavy License. Either by getting a new car or modifying Ppungppungi with a manual transmission.
【Yoho】─Gasp. You drive a truck?
【Reformed Guburi】─Whoa. You drive a van? Feels kinda mismatched, though.
"It's not a Bongo; it's a Porter."
【Reformed Guburi】─Same difference... But you have all that money, why don't you drive a foreign car?
"I'm not really interested in foreign cars. A truck's comfortable. Anyway, let's take Ppungppungi and head to the mart now."
【Reformed Guburi】─Huh? What's Ppungppungi?
"This car's name."
【Reformed Guburi】─Pfft hahaha. Fuck, the car's name is Ppungppungi? Is it a car that runs on fart propulsion? Lolol
【Yoho】─Your naming sense is seriously amazing!
『User 'Reformed Guburi' has been chat restricted. Remaining Time 00:10:00』
『User 'Yoho' has been chat restricted. Remaining Time 00:01:00』
I immediately got into the car.
Then I secured my phone to the mount above the steering wheel.
The angle faced the front of the vehicle, of course.
Since the stream was meant to feel like driving together, there was no need for my face to show.
Pulling the car out of the garage, I drove at low speed along a country road lined with rice paddies and fields.
I spotted a line of green figures walking towards me from the opposite direction.
They were soldiers on a march.