026. Outdoor Stream for Health
026. Outdoor Stream for Health
The community forums were once again ablaze with the Gye Se-hun topic.
[Author: Anonymous]
─What's up with the Gye Se-hun broadcast? They put a viewer limit on it, fuck.
└Whoever's in there, get the hell out.
└Let's rotate every 5 minutes, please.
└Why the hell would he put a limit on it? I don't get it.
└Maybe the Male Supremacy Group trashed it?
└Fuck!!!
[Author: Se-hun Fucker]
─I just got banned from Gye Se-hun's broadcast.
Got in and sent a 30,000 won donation.
But then I got a warning saying any donation over 10,000 won gets you banned?
Of course I thought it was a joke and sent another 30,000, but I actually got banned, fuck.
└LOL dumbass.
└That's legendary LOL.
└Banning for donating? Is he insane?
└Should've just not done it if he said not to.
└thanks Thanks to you, I got in.
└└Get out, you bitch!
[Author: Reverse-Rape Lover]
─Proof I got into Gye Se-hun's broadcast ^^
[Photo]
He's honestly so fucking handsome LOL.
I'll grab screenshots periodically and upload them.
I'll watch it as a video, you guys just look at the pics LOL.
└Get the fuck out of there, you piece of shit!
└Hey. I'll give you 100,000 won to switch spots.
└You're obligated to upload a pic every minute.
└Is the broadcast fun??
└└It's fun just watching his face LOL.
That day.
The Streamer Gallery was spammed with posts about Gye Se-hun all day long.
***
I had just banned a viewer who came in.
Because they broke the donation rules.
Even after the initial 30,000 won donation triggered a warning not to exceed 10,000 won.
They still stubbornly sent another 30,000 won.
It was infuriating.
This was no different from a direct challenge to me.
Why the hell would you send it if I said not to?
Normally I might've given one more warning, but I wasn't in a mood to consider three strikes right now.
Whether I showed leniency depended on the situation at hand.
Because if I'd barely made it to the summit and was catching my breath, and some random person ran their mouth, my mood was bound to be foul.
"You fucking bitch. I'm already dying of exhaustion and she doesn't fucking listen."
【Reformed Guburi】─LOL clueless bitch got cut!
【Yoho】─Does she think we're not donating because we don't have money? -_-
【Dick Lover】─Nickname was dirty from the start. Good ban LOL.
As soon as I kicked the viewer 'Se-hun Fucker', another viewer came right in.
『'Reverse-Rape Maniac' has entered.』
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─hi hii
【Reformed Guburi】─What the hell is this bitch.
【Dick Lover】─Why are there so many trashy nicknames?
【Qkrnfl892】─fr
【Min-ji】─??
It was an ordinary nickname.
At least by my current standards.
As long as they didn't reek of the Male Supremacy Group assholes.
Catching my breath, I gave them a suitable greeting.
And then I took a hip flask out of my pocket.
I was thirsty and planned to rehydrate.
I'd held back the whole way up so I could drink it at the summit.
【Reformed Guburi】─?? What's with the liquor bottle?
【Yoho】─Gasp. You're going to drink while exercising?
【Dick Lover】─Whiskey at the summit is nice.
【Hottie Licker】─That's the kind of flask from the movies, lol.
"What are you talking about. There's no alcohol in here."
I opened the lid and poured its contents straight into my mouth.
A black liquid streamed out.
It was the cola I'd filled it with that morning.
【Plum Tree】─Is that soy sauce?
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Why would it be soy sauce?
【Reformed Guburi】─Looks like cola. Our Gye Bastard-hun loves cola.
【BigGirl】─Why are you carrying cola around in that?
【Qkrnfl892】─fr I don't get it LOL.
"Where I keep my cola is my business. Got a problem?"
【Yoho】─No problems. Hehe.
【Hottie Licker】─Sounds wet lol.
『'Hottie Licker' has been chat restricted. Remaining time 00:05:00』
Once I'd quenched my thirst, I got to my feet.
My irregular breathing had returned to normal, so I decided to admire the scenery for a moment before heading down.
‘The weather's nice.’
I slowly strolled around the summit.
The wind was cool and refreshing, and the air was crisp.
It felt like nature was seeping into me, healing me.
I figured it was a good thing I'd gritted my teeth and climbed to the top.
‘Now that I looked, the view was pretty good. I had never known there was a place like this near my house.’
The view from the summit was a spectacle.
A wide-open sky as if painted with deep blue ink, and fluffy clouds drifting softly like cotton candy.
The sky looked completely different from up high.
It felt like I was floating in the sky.
【Reformed Guburi】─The weather's nice. Should be out on a day like this.
【Yoho】─Go outside, then.
【Reformed Guburi】─k.
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Oh. The view is killer. Which mountain is this? I should go check it out later.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Subtly trying to scope out the location is a no.
I came to a stop at the edge of the cliff and looked down.
A sea of white fog spread out endlessly.
It was dreamlike, just like a scene from a fairy tale.
I couldn't be the only one to see such a magnificent landscape.
I immediately aimed the camera down the cliff.
"Guys. You see this?"
【Reformed Guburi】─The fog is thick as hell LOL.
【Min-ji】─Wow.
【Dick Lover】─I thought it was clouds.
【Yoho】─It's healing just to look at it.
【Hottie Licker】─Lick. Suddenly craving a hike.
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─I want to get reverse-raped on a mountain.
【BigGirl】─Maybe I should go hiking for the first time in a while···.
【Qkrnfl892】─I hike every day.
【Reformed Guburi】─Hiking promotion broadcast LOL.
【Min-ji】─I wanna hike often too T_T
【Reformed Guburi】─Then do it often, dumbass LOL. It's not like your legs are disabled.
【Min-ji】─I can't do it often because I don't have either leg, haha. I have to wear prosthetics. I barely managed with help yesterday, too.
【Reformed Guburi】─Sorry···.
While I was enjoying the scenery.
Min-ji's chat caught my eye.
"Huh? You don't have legs? Was there an accident?"
【Min-ji】─I stepped on a landmine at the end of my service, hehe. But I still got an honorable discharge as a Sergeant.
【Reformed Guburi】─I'm really sorry···.
Stepped on a landmine···.
She talked about her miserable past so nonchalantly.
From the chat alone she seemed cheerful, but behind the screen she must've had a bitter expression.
【Dick Lover】─But doesn't something like that make the news?
【Min-ji】─My case got buried, hehe.
【Qkrnfl892】─The military buries a lot of incidents. In our neighboring unit, an officer killed herself recently and there wasn't a single article about it.
【Min-ji】─I could've made it public, but I didn't want to be known, so I just stayed quiet.
Suddenly, the chat atmosphere became gloomy.
I sobered up along with it.
"······"
I just silently admired the view for a while.
Because I couldn't think of anything specific to comfort her.
***
The mood shifted.
The chat was now buzzing with a different topic.
While I was in the middle of chatting with the viewers.
"Ah! I'm so tired, seriously!"
"Was it hard for you, Bong-jun? Here, drink some water."
"Bong-jun, have a tangerine too!"
"Want me to peel it for you?"
Other hikers reached the summit noisily.
One man and three women.
They'd come up a different trail than mine.
【Reformed Guburi】─Other hikers have appeared!
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Those are women's voices. Se-hun, let's go get reverse-raped.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Don't cross the line in chat.
【Dick Lover】─That bitch is gonna get banned soon.
【Yoho】─So Reformed was the one who was good at toeing the line.
【Qkrnfl892】─But where did that mother and daughter go from earlier?
"Probably went down first. They weren't there when I got here either."
The neighborhood mother and daughter either tagged the peak and went down another path, or they weren't there from the start.
Meaning, those hikers were the first people I'd met since reaching the summit.
‘...From the feel of it, they were all lovers. Did he have three girlfriends?’
My eyes naturally went to the man.
I couldn't help it.
Because his lower half had the distinct outline of two round eggs and one elongated banana clearly showing through.
He was wearing hideous, skintight leggings.
‘Ugh, fuck... I really wanted to go over and plant a fist right in that.’
Pop the eggs.
And crush the banana.
While I was suppressing those desires.
The eggs and banana in the man's pants slid down below his thighs.
It seemed they were padding, not his actual body parts.
No wonder they were so over-the-top big.
Padding-balls and a padding-dick?
It was like the male equivalent of a woman wearing padded bras.
Noticing his 'source of confidence' had slipped, the man hurriedly pulled the padding back up to cover the situation.
Luckily, the girlfriends beside him hadn't noticed.
The man looked around with a mortified expression, wondering if anyone happened to see it.
Then his eyes met mine.
‘...Fuck.’
I quickly averted my gaze.
Based on my past experiences.
The odds of trouble starting here were close to one hundred percent.
But that wasn't a problem.
‘Bail.’
I could just bolt before trouble started.
So I ran down the mountain as if fleeing.
"Excuse me!"
Leaving the voices calling out to me behind.
***
【Reformed Guburi】─Why's he suddenly running down so damn fast?
【Qkrnfl892】─Looks like he saw a wild boar.
【Plum Tree】─He sure is fast going down LOL.
"It's most fun to hike down at a run."
【Reformed Guburi】─'Most fun' my ass LOL.
【Hottie Licker】─Dick-flavored fun lol. Lick.
【Dick Lover】─It's dangerous, so walk down from now on.
"Shut up. Don't order me around."
【Dick Lover】─Okay.
【Hottie Licker】─LOL Dick's a loser. Lick.
【Reformed Guburi】─If you watch her, she's as much of a sweetie as Ppaguri-level.
【Dick Lover】─Shut it.
【Reformed Guburi】─Stop acting tough LOL, bet you'd be speechless if we met in person.
【Dick Lover】─Lol, you wanna throw down for real?
【Reformed Guburi】─I don't fight scrubs.
On my way home in the car.
I looked slightly toward the camera and asked.
"Oh right. Guys, I'm thinking of having some drinks when I get home today. If I keep broadcasting, I need to set it to 19+, right?"
【Yoho】─Yes, you need to set the 19+ Adult Rating.
【Hottie Licker】─He's asking the obvious, lol.
【Reformed Guburi】─Oh, a Drinking Stream? Guess I'll go buy some alcohol, too.
【Plum Tree】─Ah···. I have to go to work T_T.
【Reformed Guburi】─What work at night, you idiot? LOL.
【Dick Lover】─I usually work a lot at night too, but luckily I'm on vacation, lol.
【Reformed Guburi】─Stop pretending you're not jobless.
"Guburi. Stop picking fights with everyone else. You'll really get fucked up."
【Reformed Guburi】─mkay.
"Anyway, there's no minors here, right? I'm switching to 19+ now."
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─???
I pulled over to the shoulder for a moment.
And after turning on my hazard lights.
I checked the settings to switch to the 19+ Adult Rating.
Better to do it beforehand when I thought of it.
I might forget to change it once I got home.
Getting my stream suspended over a stupid mistake was something I'd rather avoid.
"Ah. Here it is. 19+ Adult Rating setting."
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Wait!
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─No, fuck! I just got here for the first time today, dammit!!!
The moment I changed it to 19+.
Reverse-Rape Maniac vanished from the room.