Blanc's Foot Jelly Meltdown: Lina's Sacred Obsession and Kylian's Playful Pranks
I let out a soft, pained groan, the sound slipping out as my eyelids slowly lifted from the floor.
From my spot with my arms crossed and a careful distance between us, I watched Kylian stir. Her face was still flushed from the earlier chaos, and she looked utterly dazed.
She really had that calm, composed vibe at first…
I clicked my tongue in mild annoyance and waited for her to fully recover.
Her vision gradually sharpened, and the moment it did, her eyes locked straight onto me, standing right in front of her.
“Ah….”
A dazed whisper escaped her lips.
Her expression stayed blank for a few seconds before her cheeks suddenly bloomed into a deep, vivid red.
Why is she like this?
“Hah!”
She shot up to her knees in a hurry, both hands flying to cover her blazing face completely.
Then she collapsed forward onto the ground, pounding her forehead against the floor like she was searching for the Goddess in a frenzy.
“Goddess-sama! Why must you send me such a cruel yet sweet trial! This must be your grace from my profound faith, a reward for my loyalty!”
…She’s doing it again.
I felt a chill run down my spine and quietly took a step back.
With the Saintess’s level of devotion, the Empire was in serious trouble.
“Hey. Prayer’s over, right? Snap out of it.”
As soon as I spoke in my usual casual tone, Kylian peeked at me through the gap between her fingers, her whole body trembling like a leaf.
“H-ick…! Y-your voice… it feels like it’s melting my ears.”
“Here, take this.”
I held out the sealed letter right in front of her face.
“T-this…?”
She still had her face covered, glancing between the letter in my hand and my own face.
“It’s the letter I wrote for you. It’s getting annoying to carry around, so hurry and take it.”
At my urging, she finally reached out with both hands—shaking like she was handling something sacred—and carefully took the letter.
“Master Blanc… may I ask what on earth happened? How did you suddenly take on a human form in just a day?”
She scanned me from head to toe, still unable to believe it, her voice cautious.
I shrugged casually in reply.
“It’s just a growth spurt. I’ll be back to normal soon. Since I now have fingers, I wrote letters for all of you too.”
“You… wrote it yourself?”
Her heart was still racing as she hugged the letter tightly to her chest.
“Ahh… instead of the holy book, I will keep this one upon my altar!!”
“No blasphemy, please.”
How could something so dramatic come from the Saintess’s mouth?
Seeing her rubbing her cheek against the letter with tears of pure joy made the whole scene oddly amusing—and at the same time, it made me feel a little embarrassed that she was enjoying it so much.
“Master Blanc! J-just a moment!”
Just as I turned to leave, Kylian called out to me in a panicked voice.
I looked back over my shoulder. She had both hands clasped together, eyes sparkling with desperate hope.
“I… if it’s not too much trouble…”
“What? Just say it already.”
“C-can I… just once… prick my finger on your cheek…?”
“It’s my life’s wish…?”
If this had been normal, I would’ve smacked her with my tail and run off.
She wants something big, huh.
“Once is enough.”
I leaned my head forward slightly.
The moment my permission was given, Kylian inhaled sharply, her hands starting to shake uncontrollably.
She extended her index finger with extreme care.
Thud.
“……!!”
The instant her fingertip made contact with my cheek, an expression of pure bliss spread across her face, as if she had been granted the world.
“Ahh… it’s so soft… it really is like pudding… I can feel sacred energy flowing from the tip of my finger.”
She savored the gentle touch with her finger still pressed against my cheek, laughing like she had lost her mind.
Her eyes, slightly reddened and fixed on me, looked dangerously intense.
…Should I punch her in the stomach and escape?
“Thank you… truly, thank you, Master Blanc. I can die without regrets now….”
Go wash your hands.
I shot her a pitying glance and quickly left the spot.
Now it’s Kylian’s turn.
I swung the sealed letter in my hand as I headed toward her bedroom.
Whatever expression will she make when she sees the letter I wrote?
Just earlier in the garden, when I was holding a pen and writing, she had opened her eyes wide in shock and made a huge fuss.
“……”
The hallway was strangely quiet as I passed the door.
Is she inside reading some documents? Or asleep?
I gripped the doorknob and slowly, carefully turned it without making a sound.
Click.
The room was dim, with curtains half-drawn. The usual pile of documents on the desk was gone—only an empty chair remained.
The bed was also completely empty.
“Huh? Where’d she go?”
I tilted my head and poked my head inside.
I scanned the room carefully, peeking under the bed and behind the curtains. My own footsteps were the only sound breaking the silence.
“Kylian? Not here?”
That was the moment I casually muttered toward the empty room.
A dark figure suddenly burst out from behind the door.
“Waaah!!”
“……!!!”
Before I could even finish, Kylian leaped at me with both arms spread wide, like she was trying to tackle me.
My hair stood on end and every single hair on my body stood straight up in shock.
“Kyaaah!”
Without thinking, strength flooded my thighs and calves, lifting my entire body into the air.
Whoosh!
In one breath, I flew through the air and crashed straight onto Kylian’s bed.
Thump.
I rolled across the corner, hugging my fluffy white tail tightly with both hands and curling into a ball.
“Haa… haa…!”
My racing heart was pounding like it wanted to break out of my chest.
Through the gap between my hands, the sight that greeted me was:
“Fuha ha ha ha!”
Kylian, having startled me from behind the door, was laughing with her stomach held in pain from how funny my reaction had been.
…Fine. You’re dead today.
“You…”
I puffed up my cheeks in anger and glared at Kylian sharply.
Both of my ears were flattened tightly against my head, and my tail—clenched in my hands—was puffed up twice its normal size, the fur bristling in fear.
Seeing my terrified look, Kylian burst out laughing so hard she could barely breathe.
“Fuh! Heh heh heh! Ah, sorry! Sorry, Blanc! I heard the door open, so I decided to have a little fun!”
“A prank? Good… I’ll prank you in the palace tomorrow too.”
I’ll cover the sky with foam so you can’t see it.
I flicked my tail against the bedsheet with a sharp snap.
“Aww, even scaring someone can be so adorable.”
Kylian, completely ignoring my anger, looked at me with honey dripping from her eyes.
That mischievous, teasing gaze shattered my pride completely.
I grabbed the soft blanket on the bed and yanked it up high.
“I don’t know!! I hate seeing your face! It’s annoying! I’m not giving you the letter! I’ll tear it up!”
I shouted from inside the blanket.
At that moment, Kylian’s voice came from outside, suddenly serious.
“Eh? A letter? Wait a second—are you bringing me the letter you wrote?”
I could hear her quick footsteps approaching the bed.
The mattress dipped as she plopped down right beside me.
“Hey, Blanc. I really messed up. I’ll apologize. Yeah? I’m sorry for startling you. So our clever and handsome Blanc, how about we move the blanket?”
“No! Go away! I’m going to Lina’s room!”
“Really?”
“…No.”
I held the blanket tightly with both hands and stubbornly refused to come out.
Kylian sighed helplessly from outside, then switched to a teasing tone.
“Hmm… you’re not coming out no matter what?”
Whoa.
I felt her hand probing under the blanket.
Her fingers stopped right by my hip and tail, the exact spot where my tail met my back.
Why there suddenly?
“Our Blanc is really angry, huh? Sorry. Let me make it better, okay?”
With a playful whine, she started patting my hip area with her palm.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
Rhythmic, perfectly paced—neither too hard nor too soft, just the right amount of pressure.
“Kyaaah…! H-hey! D-don’t…!”
I twitched inside the blanket, twisting my body.
Her hand struck the precise spot where my hip bone met my tailbone.
Thud, thud, thud, thud.
A thrilling, tingly pleasure started from my lower back and shot straight up my spine to my brain.
Without realizing it, my grip on the blanket loosened.
“Uunh… sorry. I really messed up. Our pretty Blanc, I’ll pat your hips until they’re nice and warm so you can let go of your anger. Give me the letter, okay?”
She had completely moved into position, using both hands alternately to keep the rhythm going on my hips.
I bit my lip hard, desperately trying to hold back the pleasure rising inside me.
From deep in my throat, a hot, satisfied vibration began to build.
“Urruuuung… gyaarruuung….”
Completely against my will, the soothing Purr Song slipped out of my mouth.
“Hah!”
I covered my mouth with both hands in surprise inside the blanket.
…Damn it.
But once the Purr Song started, there was no stopping it with my hands.
Synchronized with the rhythm of her pats, my throat and chest began to rumble like a massive engine.
“Fuh!”
Outside the blanket, I could hear Kylian desperately trying to hold in her laughter.
“Huh? Our Blanc was so angry earlier, but now your voice is completely different? You look really happy. Want me to keep going?”
“Uuuuh…! N-no! I’m angry, I’m angry…!”
I mumbled through my hand, desperately trying to fight back, but my body was already melting into the bed under her touch.
My tail kept swishing cutely against her wrist.
“Aww, good boy, our Blanc. Now come out and give me the letter you wrote. If you give it to me right now, I’ll pat your hips all night. How does that sound? Pretty good deal, right?”
…I regret everything.
Still, I eventually slid the blanket down with my hand.
I handed the slightly crumpled letter over to her, hugging it protectively against my chest.
“…G-give it here, you idiot. Just hit it already.”
Kylian took the letter with a smile that said she had won the world.
“As expected, our Blanc is the cutest and kindest in the world! The letter is so precious, I love it!”
“Shut up…”