Prologue
"Captain. Where have you been until now?"
A low voice from behind sent shivers creeping across his entire body.
Trailing close behind him were six women—no, monsters.
Final bosses, each one powerful enough to topple a nation single-handedly. If they caught him, he couldn't even imagine how they'd rip his limbs apart, so he ran until his breath gave out.
But as if crushing those desperate hopes right before his eyes—
Crunch, boom!Rumble!
Explosions too massive for any handful of humans to produce rocked the entire mansion. The shockwave tilted the ground, and the man lost his footing, tumbling across the floor.
Now sprawled before the women, their lips curved in seductive smiles, the prey could do nothing but tremble.
"Admiral, you're dodging me more than usual today. I've prepared the engagement ring, so get up already."
"Master, has that limb you broke last time healed up a bit?"
"Master... were you hiding in a place like this?"
"Great Hero, just a moment—excuse me. Your manhood—"
Two, three, four, five... the voices kept piling on.
Ah. How the hell did this happen?
"The admiral and I have been apart for a full three days! Let him go, everyone. Today, my engagement ceremony is happening no matter what...!"
"Ha, after betraying Master, how can you just stand there so brazenly?"
"Master! Master! I wanna do that thing from the bed last time again!"
"Captain... I'm lonely. Hug me again. It's been two whole hours."
"Today is the day I've decided to conceive the Great Hero's seed."
"..."
These characters from my phone... they've clearly lost their minds, desperate to devour me alive.