Vulva Inspection (2)
I burst into the classroom, panting like I’d just run a marathon, only for the bell signaling the start of zero period to ring out as if it had been waiting to greet me. I’d been so distracted by my little sister’s vulva inspection that I ended up rushing out the door way too late.
The moment I slid the classroom door open with a clatter and stepped inside, the homeroom teacher predictably fixed me with a stern glare.
“Kim Yejun, late again? Your parents are paying good money to send you here. Do you want to rack up demerit points and get expelled?”
“S-sorry…”
I bowed my head, sweat pouring down my face. The teacher shook her head in exasperation and waved her hand dismissively.
Spring had nearly passed, and summer was right around the corner. I’d sprinted the entire way to the academy under the blazing sun, so by the time I reached the classroom my whole body was drenched in sweat. To make matters worse, it was that awkward in-between season where they still hadn’t turned on the air conditioning.
I wasn’t the only one suffering from the heat. Every girl in class was fanning herself, complaining about the temperature while sweat trickled down their skin. The classroom was thick with the sharp, sour smell of female sweat mixed with the cloying scents of cosmetics and shampoo.
I shuffled nervously to my seat. Lim Hyun-ah, who for once had arrived before me, glanced up from her desk. She rested her chin in her hand and scrolled through her phone with a bored expression.
For some strange reason, the fact that she wasn’t immediately yanking my pants down like usual left me feeling oddly… disappointed.
…Well, I guess it can’t be helped. The current common sense alteration is all about getting vulva inspections from the closest male. There’s no reason for her to squeeze my dick anymore.
She had probably already received her inspection from her boyfriend or a family member. Just like how my little sister had come to me for hers.
That meant today—despite the common sense alteration—would be an utterly ordinary day once the morning inspection was over. In other words, I would return to being a transparent ghost that no one paid any attention to.
And sure enough, now that the girls no longer needed my dick, they had ghosted me with terrifying speed. There used to be other male friends in class who gave me someone to talk to, but now that it was only girls, I felt completely isolated.
Even while the girls chattered noisily among themselves, I sat alone, quietly miserable and belonging nowhere.
…When I think about it, I’ve lived like this for far longer anyway. I’m used to it. I just need to stay quiet, invisible, like a dead mouse… Don’t draw attention. Just stay in the background…
I pressed my forehead against the desk and tried to console myself.
Then, by chance, I glanced at the seat beside me. Hyun-ah was also sitting alone, not joining any group, just quietly playing on her phone. Surprised, I stole a few sideways glances at her.
…Why is she being so well-behaved today? Normally she’d have already stormed out of her seat by now…
I had never seen her keep her butt planted in her chair outside of actual class time, so I found it strange and kept sneaking peeks.
Right then, Hyun-ah—who had been resting her chin on her hand while using her phone—suddenly whipped her eyes around and locked gazes with me.
“Hiiik…!”
I flinched so hard it was like I’d seen a ghost jump out in a horror movie and immediately looked away. After a long moment, I cautiously peeked back, only to find her still staring holes through me.
Like a thief with a guilty conscience, I panicked and spoke first.
“W-what’s wrong…?”
Only then did Hyun-ah seem to snap out of it. She blinked rapidly, shook her head, and muttered with a sigh.
“…No, it’s nothing. Haa… Fuck.”
“U-ugh…”
Even after that, she continued glaring into empty space with a confused look, muttering to herself.
“…There’s no way… Why would I have that pathetic loser’s dick… between my tits… smearing thick cum all over me… Hss…”
“H-Hyun-ah? Are you okay…?”
When I asked carefully, she scowled deeply and hissed in a low voice.
“Shut the fuck up, you worthless piece of shit. Don’t talk to me.”
“Hiiik… S-sorry…”
Terrified, I apologized immediately even though I had no idea what I’d done wrong. After that, she kept twirling her hair around her finger, deep in thought. Then suddenly she elbowed me.
“Hey, desk partner.”
“Y-yes?”
“You remember meeting me at the PC bang yesterday, right?”
“Uh… y-yeah.”
“And me riding the skateboard?”
“O-of course.”
“Eating burgers together?”
“Yeah.”
“…And you walking me all the way home?”
“Yeah…? R-right…?”
Hyun-ah frowned, looking genuinely confused. She tilted her head and crossed her arms, muttering.
“Hss… Fuck… What the hell…? Where did I even see that scene…?”
She sat there resting her chin on her hand, biting her lip in deep concentration. Then, without warning, she kicked my shin hard with the tip of her shoe.
“Hey, desk partner.”
“Ouch…! Y-yes…”
“…Then why do I smell your cum on my body when I woke up this morning? What do you think is the reason?”
The way she looked at me was like she was staring at a bug. I flinched and quickly tried to think of an excuse. I roughly understood what had happened.
At some point last night, the common sense alteration that made people perceive my semen as perfume had vanished. The thick load I’d shot all over her cleavage before we parted ways had stayed there overnight, giving off a strong stench. And since this new alteration didn’t reinterpret my semen as something else, Hyun-ah had naturally noticed the disgusting smell and felt uneasy.
Because of that, fragments of memories that should have been erased remained, leaving her unsure whether what she remembered was a dream or reality.
In the middle of all that, the thought Then wouldn’t my little sister have smelled my cum on her bed this morning too? Why didn’t she say anything? flashed through my mind, but I didn’t have time to dwell on it.
If I messed up here, I could be labeled a perverted sex offender. In the worst case, I might even get dragged to the police station.
I swallowed hard, forced an awkward smile, and answered in a trembling voice.
“T-that can’t be right… Aren’t you just mistaken…? Maybe you had a weird dream or something…”
“What? So you’re saying I had a dream about a loser like you? A dream where I shoved your dick between my tits and milked your cum out myself? You wanna die? And how are you going to explain that smell, huh?”
She snarled at me like an angry beast. My mind went completely blank and I could only mumble.
“N-no, that’s not what I meant… I mean, um…”
“Are you going to tell me properly or not? What the hell happened? If you don’t explain it right, I’ll fucking—”
At that exact moment, thankfully, Hyun-ah’s closest group of friends appeared. One of them threw an arm around her shoulder and shouted.
“What’s going on? What are you two talking about? Let me in too!”
“……”
Hyun-ah’s eyes rolled back in annoyance as she glared at Lee Hyeon-sol, who was grinning while hugging her shoulder. Behind her stood the tall, lanky Park Hae-min.
I froze in terror, terrified that Hyun-ah would tell her friends I was a perverted sex criminal. My heart pounded so hard it felt like it would explode.
F-fuck… Is this the end… of my life…? I knew the common sense alteration was a bad idea…
I squeezed my eyes shut, waiting for Hyun-ah to speak. Then suddenly she laughed and answered in her usual bright, cheerful tone.
“Oh, my desk partner said he’d run an errand to the convenience store later. Tell him what you want him to buy. That’s fine with you, right, partner?”
As she spoke, she ground her foot down hard on mine. I endured the pain, forced a smile, and nodded frantically.
“O-of course! Just tell me anything!”
“Nice! Then buy me cigarettes. You know what brand I smoke, right, you little shit?”
“…I want eyebrow remover.”
“G-got it…”
Relieved that I had somehow survived the crisis, I let out a huge internal sigh and mumbled my replies.
After that, Hyun-ah left the classroom with her friends. They were probably going to have a smoke break before class started. I stayed glued to my seat the whole time, seriously contemplating how I should behave from now on so that something this dangerous would never happen again.
Eventually zero period ended. When the bell for first period rang, the noisy classroom gradually quieted down as everyone returned to their seats one by one.
Of course, Hyun-ah didn’t return even after the bell. She only sauntered in lazily right as the homeroom teacher entered to take attendance.
“Yeees~ This goddess has arrived! Hehehee…”
“Ugh, if the bell rings, come quickly, you brat. Honestly…”
The homeroom teacher, who was in charge of first period, shook her head and scolded Hyun-ah before finishing roll call and confirming everyone was present.
“Alright, everyone’s here. Let’s see, then we’ll start class—”
I thought to myself that things would finally quiet down and sat there rather gloomily.
But the very next moment, the teacher casually adjusted her glasses and continued in a perfectly calm voice.
“…Before we begin class, we’ll start the vulva inspections. Everyone, please remove your panties and present your vulvas to Yejun.”
The instant those words left her mouth, the girls stood up in perfect unison. They each took off their panties, placed them neatly on their desks, and gathered around me in a circle.