The End of My Life as an Alpha Female Elite Adventurer
To be completely honest, I hated being born a man. In a traditionally Confucian society, men are burdened with far too many responsibilities and obligations. The duty of the eldest son, the obligations of manhood, the proper conduct of a three-generation only son—there was always some nagging nonsense to worry about.
Even at the Taekwondo academy, the gaslighting never stopped. They'd tell us, "You are learning martial arts, but you must never use your strength against a woman." Does that even make sense? If you learn martial arts, you shouldn't be hitting anyone. Is it suddenly okay to hit men? And then they'd tell us that we had to become cool, strong men to win a beautiful, virtuous wife...
But in my life—having gone from an all-boys middle school to an all-boys high school, and finally to an engineering college—women didn't exist at all, let alone "beautiful" ones. Opportunities to get close to women were practically nonexistent, and even on the rare occasions our paths crossed, closing the distance was incredibly difficult. After all, bridging the gap between the sexes is something only true alpha males or alpha females can pull off with ease. For someone like me, who felt awkward just sharing a room with a woman, even taking the first step toward romance was an insurmountable hurdle.
However, those days of deprivation and humiliation eventually came to an end.
"I had so much fun today. See you next time!"
"Y-Yeah, see you..."
It is far easier to close the distance with the same sex than with the opposite sex. And today, I had successfully closed the distance with a woman I'd met for the very first time. In short, I...
...had become a woman. A drop-dead gorgeous, blue-eyed blonde whom even other women desperately wanted to befriend.
A certain city. An inn room at the Adventurer's Guild.
"Sister... sister..."
Today, a nun who had almost been devoured by a slime falling from a tree—returning to the guild with her clothes in absolute tatters—was riding me, her hips swaying rhythmically.
Of course, I didn't have a penis like I did back when I was a man. So instead of a cock, the nun was happily grinding her hips against my index finger, bouncing up and down in pure ecstasy.
"Do you like it that much?"
"K-Kiss me. Hurry...!"
I pressed my lips against hers, tangling our tongues together, even though I could barely remember her name. I was the one who had saved this nun earlier today when she was about to be eaten by a slime that dropped from a tree because she wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. Well, calling it a "rescue" was a bit of a stretch...
My acting skills are getting better by the day.
I had already spotted the slime in the tree, but I deliberately waited. I only warned her after it had already begun its descent. Then, throwing myself forward to "save" her, we were both enveloped by the creature. I made sure to take the brunt of the slime on my back, which left my clothes in an even worse state than hers. Even in the midst of that, I put on a masterclass of method acting, frantically asking if she was alright, if she was hurt, before pulling her out of the slime and helping her up. And this was the result.
"I love you... I love you..."
"Really?"
"Yes. You can have my virginity, sister. I mean it."
"Is a member of the clergy allowed to do that?"
"Who cares? They say if you draw the curtains, even God won't know."
She was already completely head over heels for me. We were already acquainted and had completed a few guild quests together, but we had needed a decisive catalyst to bridge the gap between us. The slime falling from the tree had been the perfect opportunity. She was supposedly a half-succubus, which probably explained why she had absolutely no qualms about making such blasphemous remarks.
"Then, shall we do something bad behind God's back? I'm sure God would hate to see a nun spill her maiden blood... But our Ri... I mean, you want to give your first time to me, don't you?"
"Yes, please take it... Hehe..."
Thank goodness. It had taken me a second to recall her name, but she didn't seem to find my hesitation strange.
"Rina, I'll make sure it doesn't hurt, okay?"
"Yes, yes... Kiss me..."
"Alright, let's kiss."
Sucking on the nun's lips and tongue, I slipped another finger inside her. My index and middle fingers acted as a substitute for a man's member, filling her tight passage as they slowly reached the hymen that her clumsy cowgirl position couldn't quite penetrate.
"Pfft... Can you feel it?"
"N-Ngh... Sister... please be gentle..."
Perhaps wanting to fully savor this sacred moment, Rina pulled her lips back slightly, her face flushed with shyness, and hugged me tightly. It was a highly satisfying reaction. If I took her virginity while kissing her, it would have been difficult to properly observe her expressions.
"Ah..."
Slowly.
"Haa..."
Ever so slowly. Relishing the sound of Rina's ragged breathing, I breached her hymen. A warm, foreign sensation trickled down my hand—a fluid distinct from her arousal. It was a feeling both foreign and intimately familiar. My two fingers had officially claimed her virginity.
"Hnghh...!"
"Haah, you are so incredibly hot."
"Ah!"
Realizing she had just lost her virginity, Rina shuddered violently and arched her back. Climaxing the exact moment her hymen broke? Is she really a nun? She's practically a nympho.
"Do you want me to give your virginity back, Rina? Or should I eat it?"
"Give it to Rina. Give it to me, sister. Give it to Rina."
"Alright, here."
"Hehehe..."
Her eyes completely glazed over, Rina greedily sucked on my fingers, which were coated in her own maiden blood and love juice. I suckled on her pink nipples, a deep sense of satisfaction washing over me.
"Ha, you really are a dirty girl... Is it okay for a nun to moan like this while licking up her own virgin blood right after losing it? Hmm?"
"God said a nun must never throw away her virginity... So if I gather it back up like this, neither you nor I will face divine punishment."
"You're even worrying about me?"
"Of course."
Ah, seriously, the dopamine rush I get every time I share pillow talk with women like this is insane. To think that I, who had never even smelled a woman's shampoo, let alone dated one in my past life, was now thriving as the premier virgin hunter of the Adventurer's Guild.
"Kiss me."
"Kiss..."
With wet, squelching sounds, our tongues intertwined. Rina kissed me with such passion, it felt as if she was already planning our wedding.
"This life... is truly the best."
"What kind of life?"
"A life where I get to be the big sister to a girl as beautiful as you, Rina."
"Hehe."
It also worked heavily in my favor that female adventurers generally harbored a deep-seated distrust, if not outright hatred, toward men. Rina, for instance, had looked at male adventurers as if they were insects ever since she heard about a case where a male adventurer raped and murdered his female companion. Even putting aside human-on-human crimes, tales of Orcs and Goblins raping female adventurers were as common as fairy tales in this fantasy world. To them, males were destructive entities that existed solely to ruin women, leading many to believe that human men were just as dangerous. Naturally, this fostered a strong "us girls have to stick together" mentality. Since I was someone who had always wanted to date, sleep with, and marry women anyway, I was incredibly proactive. Combined with my gorgeous face, women practically lined up to be with me.
"I really love this."
This alpha female lifestyle was the absolute best. I had abruptly stopped being a man right before my military enlistment, but I didn't regret it in the slightest. It had already been three years since I became a woman. At twenty-four, my life was so incredibly fun it was almost a crime.
While I was thoroughly satisfied with my life, being dropped into a fantasy world with zero connections meant I still had to work like a dog to make a living. Working as a tavern maid was an option, but unfortunately, the pay was terrible and it didn't offer many opportunities to meet women. Thus, for the past three years, I had been earning my keep as an adventurer, hunting down monsters in dungeons and wild mountains...
"Dammit! Backline! Get your head in the game!"
"I-I'm sorry!"
"Focus on your support! Unless you all want to die here!"
In moments like this, gender didn't matter. No matter how much of a simp I was, I had to stay alive to actually sleep with women. I barked at Rina to whip the party back into shape, raising my voice so that the Spearwoman—whom I'd slept with two months ago and had been awkward with ever since—and the Sword-and-Shield Girl—my friends-with-benefits partner of over a year—could hear me loud and clear.
"Just block those telekinetic blades! I'm going to close in!"
Standing before me was an Orc Shaman capable of using Telekinesis. If we failed to kill this bastard, our all-female party would be utterly ruined, every single one of our holes violated as we were turned into breeding stock. I had to stay sharp.
"Haaah!"
I kicked off the ground and lunged forward.
"I won't let you escape, wench!"
In response, the Orc Shaman unleashed his signature flying blades at me. True to his status as a shaman, his attack was just as annoying as his surprisingly fluent speech. However...
"Not on my watch!"
"Get away from our leader!"
Even as they bled, the Spearwoman and the Sword-and-Shield Girl flanked me, deflecting the incoming blades. With that, the first line of defense was breached.
"Eek!"
"S-Sister!"
Next was Rina. This time, she managed to cast her spell barrier just in time, neutralizing the Orc Shaman's Telekinesis as it tried to halt my movements. With his magic blocked...
Thrust.
My sword pierced straight through the Orc Shaman's heart. Checkmate.
"Haha, got you, you fat pig."
With this, I had survived yet another day as an adventurer...
"I-I won't die alone...! You're coming with me, wench...!"
"W-Wait...!"
...or so I thought.
The Orc Shaman pulled a scroll from his robes and tore it open. My vision instantly flashed white.
"Rina? Girls?"
"Ah, you're awake."
When I opened my eyes again, a copper-skinned girl was gently wiping the sweat from my brow.