Chapter 33
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 33
Chapter Title: The Hero Who Wants an Exchange
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"Take off your pants?"
"Yeah."
I hadn't misheard.
I'd heard Ashy's voice loud and clear.
But I asked again anyway.
To confirm, repeating it back like a parrot, whether I'd understood right.
Ashy nodded.
She frowned at me, like what are you waiting for, get them off.
I glanced at the brothel staff.
My look screamed, you want me to strip with her right here?
"Hurry up."
Ashy didn't care if the woman was there or not.
Thinking about it, she'd exposed my dick in front of crowds plenty of times.
This was nothing.
Biting back tears, I lowered my pants.
The brothel staff watching didn't change a thing.
The brothel staff showed Ashy the Clean Slime and explained how to use it.
"This slime is a tool to prep for anal sex. Insert it into the anus, and it settles at the end of the colon, controlling the host's bowel movements."
"I heard performance varies by grade."
"That's right. The top-grade ones convert the energy produced after eating into mana and absorb it back into the host's body. The absorbed mana strengthens the cells around the anus, keeping the back hole from getting loose."
"......"
"Just so you know, this is top-grade. I figured it's the level that suits a hero like you."
"Good."
I hadn't misheard.
"Hold on."
Ashy and the brothel staff turned to me.
The staff glanced at my crotch and burst out laughing, pfft.
"Oh, sorry."
The cute pink chastity device. Even I had to admit I looked ridiculous.
If only I could show her my erect size, but no, just frustration.
"Uh, what did you say the Clean Slime is for again?"
"Anal sex. Stick it in the back door, and you can skip all the prep for anal—like enemas or foreplay to prevent tears. Super convenient, so lots of people buy them."
"Anal sex?"
A question mark popped up over my head.
I looked at Ashy and asked once more.
"Anal sex?"
"I heard Gertong already broke yours in. But this time it'll be fine. I'll be the one doing you."
"No, no, wait a sec."
My head was a mess.
I couldn't process what Ashy was saying.
Well, I understood, but I didn't want to accept it.
For now, I hastily pulled up my pants.
Felt like I shouldn't be exposed like this.
But permission denied.
"Puppy, hands off the pants."
Ashy commanded in a calm, sunken tone.
My hands froze on my thighs.
They couldn't go any higher.
"No... this can't be right..."
Exchanging our virginities.
Up to that point, it was super romantic.
My first time might not be worth much, but Ashy the hero's virginity? Priceless.
No amount of conquering the world could buy it.
Who in their right mind would turn that down?
Not a single one in a hundred.
But Ashy wanted extra.
My virginity, sure, but she also wanted to stick it in my ass.
She wanted my "youth seal" or whatever the crude term was.
I'd thought it was a joke till now.
Why go in the back when there's a perfectly good dick?
Sure, I'd heard of couples using a woman's ass that way.
But a woman going after a guy's shithole? That's just weird, right?
Instinctual revulsion hit first.
"What's not right?"
Ashy crossed her arms, chin up, staring me down.
Like, got a problem? Speak up.
"...Why do it in a guy's ass? It's a dirty hole."
"I want all your first experiences—using your body. Me, Ashy."
Ashy thrust her thumb at herself.
Declaring her ambition for my rear like it was some grand dream, bold as brass.
Ashy was utterly shameless.
Her vibe was pure if I say so, why fight it?
It was absurd to me.
If Ashy wanted it, my options vanished anyway.
The conclusion was set.
I just felt a bit hard done by.
I sneaked a peek at the brothel staff.
She was grinning ear to ear, thrilled at the Clean Slime sale.
"The Clean Slime controls bowel movements completely. No need to go at all. Nobles buy them sometimes. Super convenient."
"...Must cost a fortune."
"Fifty million sol each."
A sigh escaped me.
"That's steep. Ashy, with that money we could buy a house..."
"We can earn more later. I'll make it happen. Don't worry about the house. I'll build you a fancy mansion, Puppy-exclusive."
Ashy stared into my eyes.
Gazing right into my pupils, pressuring me.
No more rebellion allowed...
I felt the intangible force.
I clutched my slipping pants, trembling.
What could I say? No snappy comeback came.
Impossible to beat Ashy's stubbornness.
Knowing the end, exhaustion washed over me.
"...Puppy, you hate it that much?"
"Of course I do. Sticking something like that up my ass..."
Slime sounded nice, but it was arm-thick goop.
Who'd happily offer their ass to a sudden fluid blob shoved up there?
Even shit-gay Gertong might hesitate.
Ashy stepped closer.
She gently cupped my balls.
Her careful touch strangely soothed me.
"I'm doing this because I want all of you—front, back, everything. You don't wanna give it to me?"
Ashy spoke softly, pulling my wrist.
Firm enough I couldn't resist.
Ashy pulled me into her embrace.
Actually, it looked like I was hugging her...
"Ajin, can't you give me your first time?"
She murmured her wish while clinging to me.
Whining like a kid eyeing a toy.
Her sincerity made it hard to push back hard.
If she'd been forceful, I'd have pretended to cave.
No choices anyway, as I said.
But Ashy didn't order.
She begged for my consent.
I'm a man too.
Guys romanticize first times as much as girls.
So I knew how badly Ashy wanted it.
I felt it.
I'd end up agreeing anyway.
I couldn't bear Ashy abandoning me; I'd do as she said.
Frustrating and ridiculous.
A weak chuckle slipped out.
I hugged Ashy back.
Looking down at the woman buried in my arms, I steeled myself—not quite resolve, but close.
That stuff? If Ashy wanted to try it.
I could handle it, I told myself.
"Ash..."
As I started to say okay, Ashy's hand grabbed my ass.
The firm squeeze felt lewd.
"...y...?"
Ashy gripped and spread my cheeks hard.
My face burned hot.
Embarrassed, my dick felt ready to burst.
"Succubus, shove that Clean Slime in."
The pitiful whimpering face-buried-in-my-chest voice was gone.
Only her cool tone, laced with mischief, came from below.
"Yes, understood. Hero, that's fifty million sol for one Clean Slime!"
"Wait, hold on!"
This wasn't turning out right.
Atmosphere screamed forced Clean Slime insertion procedure.
"Ashy, Ashy! You serious? Huh?"
"Anal might be better than you think. No one knows if it'll suit your tastes till you try."
"It's got nothing to do with taste. That's not a hole meant for that...!"
She wasn't even considering my opinion.
Plan: ram the goop in my ass first, turn it into an anal-only pussy, talk later.
"N-No...!"
Impossible to escape on my own.
Ashy held me tight; even struggling was hard.
Ass forcibly spread, no blocking the Clean Slime.
"Inserting now."
"Ah...!"
The brothel staff approached with the Clean Slime.
Pressed it to my back hole, slowly pushing in.
"Urk, mmph...!"
Foreign substance entering from behind.
Goop shoving up into my shithole bit by bit.
Couldn't clench my sphincter to fight.
Scared of squirting ass juice, I just took it...
Legs went weak.
I kinda got what that tour bus uncle meant about going limp if poked in the dick.
Not a dick, but stabbed by something—more uncomfortable than expected.
From waist to calves, limbs trembled.
Leaning on Ashy, I accepted the Clean Slime.
"There, there... good boy."
Ashy held and supported me.
Stroking my head, praising with each goop insertion.
"Just a bit more, almost there. Ajin, thank you."
"Guh, forcing it... in, and... what's to... thank...?"
Fucking unfair.
Clinging to Ashy, I whined unwittingly.
"I was... gonna say... yes...!"
"Oh, really? You seemed so against it, so I just went for it. Aw, too bad."
Ashy's eyes still fixed on my rear.
Focused on the Clean Slime squirming into my back door.
Squelch-!
"Hup..."
The last bit snapped in with a pop.
Showing off impressive suction at the end.
The brothel staff patted my ass.
"All done."
Like soothing a kid post-shot—
"Ah..."
That instant, the room filled with killing intent.
"Aaaah, aa... s-s-s-sorry, sorry, so sorry... Hero, please... forgive... guh, ack...!"
While held in Ashy's arms, she stroked my back.
Gently petting and patting.
Her hands seemed to say don't look back at whatever was happening.
"You fucking bitch, how dare you touch Puppy."
"Sorry, guh, can't... breathe... krrk..."
"Wanna kill you, but I'll let it slide once. Since you obeyed me."
"Th-thank... you..."
The brothel staff's face was a mess of tears and snot.
Ashy’s killing intent had her teetering on death's door.
Ashy nudged the sprawled staff with her foot.
"Go get another Clean Slime."
"Y-yes, right away...!"
The brothel staff barely stood.
And bolted out of the room.
"...But why another Clean Slime?"
A weird foreign sensation lingered in my rear.
I rubbed my ass and asked.
Already had one in—why another?
Obvious question...
Ashy looked at me and smirked.
"Wanna know?"
"...Nah. Think I'll pass."
"In exchange, we'll save the backdoor stuff for after the wedding."
"......"
I nodded vigorously.
Clean Slime?
I'd take a dozen.
Bring it, you liquid monster bastards.
That day, we paid a hundred million sol and left the shop.
Heading to the Yuteron Baron's mansion.