Chapter 86
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Translator: Wjin
Chapter: 86
Chapter Title: Cult of the Savior Shin Tae-hyun
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"Ooh, Shin Tae-hyun... I worship you..."
Shin Ha-yoon suddenly closed his eyes and clasped his hands together.
"What the hell is that all of a sudden?"
"No, it just slipped out because I was so shocked, but there's no way you doped..."
A snicker escaped me.
Well, even I had to admit these stats were underwhelming enough to make someone say that.
No, what should I call this?
"You think you could put up these numbers on drugs?"
"Exactly! So, Shin Tae-hyun! You're actually a god sent down by the prayers of fifty million Phoenix fans, right?"
"The Phoenix has fifty million fans?"
"Including those who've gone up to heaven. Once a Phoenix fan, always a Phoenix fan."
"Isn't that a bit much for the deceased... Forcing them to cheer for the Phoenix even after death."
"Hmm... Yeah, that was kinda insensitive. Anyway! It's only been two weeks, but this is insane, Cha Tae-hyun... You're seriously gonna hit .400 for the whole season, aren't you?"
A .400 hitter, huh.
Yeah, that's basically impossible in modern baseball. Even in MLB, the last one was in 1941, I think. KBO's only had one in history.
So, do I have confidence?
Of course I do.
I can say it with certainty.
I was the guy praised as the absolute best pitcher and hitter in MLB, where the world's top talents gather.
If anything...
".450 is possible too."
"What?"
Shin Ha-yoon's eyes went wide.
What, surprised by this?
My goals aren't this low. When you're playing a game way below your level, you gotta aim high to make it fun.
".450, 60-60, 20 wins as a pitcher with an ERA under 1.00... Throw in a few saves, and Phoenix winning the championship... Yeah, not so sure about that last one."
Right. This is the bare minimum. I basically got a regression cheat like in webnovels.
Failing to hit this would be embarrassing.
Plenty of guys in the big leagues have done 50-50...
Okay, that's a bit over the top.
My face felt hot.
"Yeah. I think you can pull it off."
"You think I can do this?"
Half of that was said with my brain turned off.
"If it's Cha Tae-hyun, sure. He's my guy."
Shin Ha-yoon grinned and picked up his phone again.
Cha Tae-hyun? No way! It's Shin. Tae. Hyun! The title of 'god' suits this player perfectly! Fans are all calling him that these days!]
Lmao Love Baseball is so likable, Worshipping Shin Tae-hyun is 100% right lol
For real lol, This pro is so lovable. Gotta watch live every week lmao
Phoenix's Savior Shin Tae-hyun... even converting Love Baseball fans...
Thank you, parents, for giving birth to Shin Tae-hyun!
Hey newbie... Cha Tae-hyun is an orphanage kid...
Understood...
Of course, the Lord will mercifully overlook this as well.
Pad-lip? I'm already immune to that level, but this sycophancy... My anti-magic defense drops every time I see it.
"Heh heh... See? Told you. You're not Cha Tae-hyun anymore; you're Shin Tae-hyun. My friends all call you Tae-hyun God or Shin Tae-hyun. Shin Min-seok dared to touch a guy like this... You bastard! You're unforgivable. I'm gonna destroy you."
"You're gonna destroy Shin Min-seok?"
Shin Ha-yoon laughed again and said, Look forward to it!
What the hell did he do to warrant a Look forward to it!?
Hmm...
Eh, probably nothing major.
The three-minute edit video that Shin Ha-yoon crafted over 20 hours, fueled by pure rage, caused an even bigger storm than she imagined.
Whoa... Boomers like this still exist? (Footage courtesy of Shin Tae-hyun TV)
Heartwarming baseball player giving a kid a high-five... Shin Min-seok beans him? (Footage courtesy of Shin Tae-hyun TV)
Wasn't this intentional? KBO needs to reconsider... (Footage courtesy of Shin Tae-hyun TV)
Lost in manners and the game—does Shin Min-seok even deserve to wear Winners? (Footage courtesy of Shin Tae-hyun TV)
"...What the hell?"
Back at the dorm, Shin Min-seok checked the internet news and scowled.
Sports sections were plastered with his name. All bad articles.
-Bzzz
-Bzzz
...
-Bzzz
His phone suddenly vibrated nonstop.
Checking it, it was Instagram comment notifications.
Boomer trash, tsk tsk
Shitty personality + shitty captain = Shin Min-seok
Why live like that?
Shin Min-seok. Pitcher. National team star. Thought you were cool back then. So disappointing.
I'm just a baseball noob auntie, but I saw Cha Tae-hyun giving a kid a high-five on TV by chance and it warmed my heart. But you beaned him and laughed? You ruined my good mood. Live kindly.
Pad-lip, curses, long rants—every type of hate comment flooded in.
"Ha... This is driving me crazy."
He switched his Instagram to private and opened NewTube right away.
"What the hell kind of edited bullshit did that Shin Tae-hyun TV punk put out to cause this mess?"
To Shin Min-seok, it had to be manipulated footage. Otherwise, why would people hate him like this?
One brushback pitch isn't that bad, right?
[This video uses only official broadcast footage with no manipulation whatsoever*]
"Bullshit. No manipulation my ass."
Clearly some devil editing to make him look like trash.
As he watched with that thought, cold sweat beaded on his forehead the longer the video played.
The high-five was him playing with a kid?
Yeah, throwing at a guy like that would look pretty shitty.
"I didn't know, fuck..."
Of course, even knowing that, he'd still throw the brushback—that's just who Shin Min-seok is. He knows it too.
But getting hated more than deserved feels unfair.
Shin Min-seok's fingers flew across the keyboard.
Shin Min-seok might not have seen the kid, so isn't it understandable to get mad?
High-five or not, reason to hit him with a pitch?
A reply hit almost immediately, leaving Shin Min-seok stunned.
Irrefutable logic.
After agonizing, he tried counterattacking.
There are senior-junior manners, right? Tsk tsk… that’s crossing the line 💀 Back in my rookie days, I’d have taken a pitch to the head for that 😂
Back in my day…? Haha it’s Shin Min-seok 😂 PPAP captured fr
Min-seok gay lol
Lowgod fail lol
This guy's getting publicly executed lmao
Own goal lol
Idiot lmao
Only then did Shin Min-seok realize he'd used "I" and panic-hit delete.
But...
[Pinned comments cannot be deleted.]
"What...?"
[Pinned in welcome to Shin Min-seok's visit^^ Let's cheer for Cha Tae-hyun together!]
Wow… classic Shin Tae-hyun TV 😂 lovable af lol
Quick work worthy of the Shin Tae-hyun cult leader lmao
Damn, I trusted you lol
Taxidermied lol
This is gonna be news, Shin Min-seok shows up on NewTube? Like this lmao
Just thinking about it is hilarious lol
"This... fuck!"
Live Shin Min-seok: Fuck
For real, probably exactly this lmao
"Hey, Tae-hyun. Got a favor to ask."
"Shin Si-woo? Why'd you drop to .100 again?"
"Still .210... No, that's not it. I'm serious."
Yeah, he looked serious. This guy's as positive as Shaun White, but the smile was completely gone.
"What, all your relatives showing up again?"
"That's just normal for home games now. Not the issue. You know Eric Wood's starting tomorrow, right?"
"Yeah, heard. Pulling him up to the third spot means they're giving him one last shot at home."
This was unexpected.
His debut: 3 IP, 7 ER.
Next: 3 IP, 6 ER. Dismal.
I'd have demoted him to Single-A or cut him, but Manager Lee Eun-seok was merciful.
"What can ya do? Paid 1.3 mil for the guy. Manager probably wants to watch one more time."
Fair point.
Even for a golden boy, after eating 1.3 mil, you'd hope for three starts.
But the problem... Personality aside from skill, Eric Wood seemed sketchy.
Didn't he trash-talk teammates thinking they didn't understand English? Slamming his glove was bonus.
I'd rather have Ro-woon... No, Lee Ro-woon starting instead. Better for the team.
Anyway...
"Why Eric Wood? Did he cuss you out in English or something?"
"...Why would a teammate pitcher cuss at the catcher? No. Eric Wood's shaky, right?"
"Yeah, if he gets shelled again, it's probably farm team then release."
"Right... But we're a battery. Catcher's job is to steady the pitcher's mental. Wondering what to say."
That's the serious worry?
A chuckle slipped out.
"Why laugh?"
"No, just... Even if you're dead last among catchers at .100, eating every curse in the book, it's not all bad."
"...A compliment?"
"Yeah. Compliment."
Not many catchers care for a pitcher who's trash in skill and attitude. I'd have grabbed him by the collar when he slammed the glove.
"And you're better at that stuff than me. So just say what you think."
"Alright..."
"Yeah. I suck at pep talks. Heard I'm an asshole plenty."
Shin Si-woo snickered and pulled out a small memo pad, scribbling something and handing it over.
"Then translate this to English and write it out."
"Use an app."
"Can't bring electronics to the dugout. What if I forget?"
"......Fine."
I roughly translated it to English and handed it back.
"How am I supposed to read this? Phonetic in Hangul."
...Right. For Phoenix's championship, this much hassle is nothing.
"Good now?"
"Okay! Thanks!"
"Hey Eric! Don't worry, your fastball is best, just didn't have any luck..."
Shin Si-woo grabbed the memo and started reading eagerly.
...Eh, whatever. Eric Wood's beyond saving no matter how you slice it.
But damn, good catcher.