Ep. 00 - Damn It, Those Girls Just Pulled Down My Pants!
I couldn’t believe it. These girls had suddenly unzipped my pants! * * * Yandere mode activated. The kind of plot-twist nonsense only this game could pull off. I’d been trapped in this world for three months now, reincarnated as the guy who gets to live out every filthy fantasy in the adult game. But there was one big problem: me. Takumi Hitoshi, the total pervert who somehow ended up in the body of a loli-level otaku.
The Exorcist Corps—the club of beautiful, sword-wielding yokai hunters—wasn’t exactly happy about my little… habits. They knew. Every single one of them knew exactly what kind of sicko their president had to deal with every morning. But they were also the only ones who could actually keep me in check.
And right now? Right now they were losing their minds over one little thing.
“I already saw through everything, President. You’ve been using that hypnosis app on me all this time, haven’t you? Like some kind of female trainer?”
“Huh? Trainer? What do you mean by ‘female’?”
“Don’t play dumb. If you’re going to lie, at least have the decency to keep it consistent. Otherwise I’d be sitting here with my skirt flipped up and my legs spread open, wouldn’t I?”
“W-what the hell are you saying, President?!”
“Shut it and take your pants off. You want me to peel them for you? You’re such a degenerate.”
But damn it… these crazy girls really were going for my pants.