The Walking Condom Factory
—Click. Click.
Two sets of sharp high heels left their footprints echoing down the vast corridors of Gehenna.
One belonged to Elia, the Demon King Gracia's right hand and Gehenna's master technologist.
The other, swaying her enormous ass from side to side with every step, belonged to the magical girl captured not long ago — Magical Girl Hermes.
In other words, me.
"Khh... kuhh... This is so humiliating... I'm going to die of shame... Just kill me already."
Never in my wildest dreams had I imagined I'd one day be walking around outdoors dressed in a full-body condom-festooned pervert mesh outfit.
—Murmur, murmur.
"Holy shit, that's hot as fuck..."
"Look at that thick-ass ready-mix concrete mixer go..."
"That's Hermes? Classic empty-headed slut face — the type that can't survive a single day without sucking dick. Fuck, I'm hard."
"Urgh..."
The whispering around me was blatantly loud. Well, even Gehenna's monsters had probably never seen a sight like this. How many people got to watch a woman strutting around in broad daylight — in a crowded hallway, no less — wearing a full-on pervert condom look?
"Sniff sniff. Hey, anybody else smelling cum?"
And the absolute worst part: the condoms hanging off my clothes were the cheap kind that leaked the smell of semen straight into the open air. Every time I moved my left foot, the condom dangling from my clit swung free ♡ — every time I moved my right, the ones clipped to my nipples bobbed and swayed ♡ — scattering the thick scent of chestnut blossoms like a walking cum incense burner...!
"Look at all those red, yellow, and green condoms. Her pussy's a traffic light with the green condom-light on — meaning hurry up and cross the cock intersection, right? ♡"
"Oi oi, that one's walking around with a semen diffuser attached. Has she got no shame at all? ♡"
"Khhnnngh... You bastards... you absolute bastards... I'll... I'll kill every last one of you... The second I find my magic wand, you're all dead... ♡"
Please, uterus, stop acting up ♡ Don't spread your entrance wide open and go into mating-ready mode just because you heard that ♡ If you start quivering kyun-kyun ♡ over filthy, vulgar trash talk like that, what the hell does that make meee ♡
"How fascinating. I never expected so many people to be walking the same path as us. Truly a curious coincidence. And the fact that every single one of them is male — another remarkable coincidence, wouldn't you say?"
"Shut up... Please just shut up and walk faster... I-I want to do the experiment. Okay? I really want to do the experiment, so let's just go already, please..."
Parading around in a pervert condom mesh bunny-girl outfit in front of the very monsters I'd once beaten into the dirt. The shame was so intense I felt like my brain was melting...!
"It's lovely to see you so eager for the experiment. Still, living in such a rush isn't healthy. Shall we stop at a nearby café for a cup of coffee? Hermes can pick up the tab — that should be more than enough."
"Please shut the hell uuup..."
A line of male monsters was trailing openly behind me. Even sex-crazed apes wouldn't dare pull anything perverted right in front of Elia, Gracia's right hand — so they just toddled along in my wake, ogling my solid ass and occasionally snapping photos.
—Click ♡
"Hiiieh... ♡"
Then one particularly bold freak grabbed both cheeks of my ass, spread them wide ♡, and snapped a shot of my pink asshole with a condom stuffed into it ♡.
"H-hiiiiiiieh...! Die!"
"Magical Girl Hermes's asshole is gripping a condom. Fuck, that's hot ♡ I could jerk it three times to this alone ♡"
I whipped a back-kick at him, but the monster just grinned and slipped neatly out of range.
"Krrrngh..."
I wanted to get a look at his face and make him delete the photo, but I couldn't. If I turned around now, he'd get my face on camera. One hundred percent guaranteed. And then there'd be photographic evidence of me in this disgusting pervert outfit.
The only reason the monsters were sticking to rear shots wasn't just my massive ass — they simply didn't dare take pictures right in front of Elia. Leaving behind a lifetime-humiliation Christmas-tree condom photo of Magical Girl Hermes? Absolutely not. Never.
"W-wow. I am extremely curious what kind of experiment this is going to be. Can't wait. R-right, Elia? So maybe we should hurry along?"
"Hehehe. Why the rush? Why not take it slow and enjoy the scenery?"
"Scenery? This is a windowless corridor... P-please, let's just go alreadyyy... Please walk faster... I'm begging you, please..."
I even dropped into pathetic formal speech to plead with her, but Elia seemed to be savoring the whole situation. She just kept smiling that little smile and maintaining her leisurely pace.
"Hiiiiieh... This is too much... You're being too cruel... Why are you doing this to meee..."
Head hanging low, trailing after Elia like a baby duckling, a sudden thought struck me.
Wait. Why am I the one who's scared?
Why am I the one who has to hide?
Aren't the ones who should actually be terrified and running for cover those monster bastards?
When a magical girl is standing right in front of them, shouldn't those filthy peeping-tom perverts be the ones scrambling away with their tails between their legs?
So why does the world's strongest magical girl, Hermes, have to cower and hide like she's the one with something to be ashamed of?
"Now that I think about it... this is pissing me off..."
"...?"
"Why am I the one always getting dragged around? Why do I just go wherever you, or Rika, or Gracia, or Galea tell me to go?"
"Hmm. There's a bit of a flaw in that argument. You were the one getting led around on a clit-leash by goblins, remember? Though you also did haul goblins around on a pussy-cart, so..."
Shut up. Die.
"And now I have to be scared of some random peeping-tom pervert monsters from Gehenna and just go along with whatever they want? That does not sit right with Magical Girl Hermes!"
"Then why not take revenge? No matter how bold a monster might be, none of them would dare lay a hand on you while you're walking with me. Do that, and the hand in question would physically cease to exist."
She had a point. I'd been walking this corridor the whole time, and while plenty of them took pictures or fondled themselves, not a single monster had actually reached out to touch me.
"Naturally, they can't take photos in front of me either. Which means our Gehenna monsters are rather stuck, aren't they? As long as your face doesn't end up in the shot, what's the harm? Doesn't that put you in a rather advantageous position?"
"But those photos..."
"Photos of the Demon King's cum-rag? So what if a few rear shots get taken? If your face isn't in them, there's no way to prove it's you."
"Uh... i-is that... so...?"
"Go on. Take your revenge. In the way you're best at ♡"
Elia's voice sank deep — deeper than anything — and lodged itself inside my brain. My head went hazy, as if I'd been put under hypnosis.
Revenge... Right... I should take revenge...
But how?
In the way I'm best at... the thing Magical Girl Hermes is good at...
That's... uh...
Isn't it just sex?
Or is it? I'm a guaranteed-loss total scrub dick-sandbag pussy who loses to every cock I fight, so I can't really say I'm good at it...?
Am I actually the worst at it in the entire world?
Then the only thing I'm good at is dirty stuff... that's all I've got...
I'll take revenge with dirty stuff.
The moment that thought formed, my body — conditioned by the Yin-Mark — moved on its own.
"You scrub monsters ♡"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Yeah, you ♡ I'm talking to you, you dickless scrubs ♡"
I shoved my royal ass way back ♡, planted my hands on my knees like an American cheerleader — and then started shaking my hips at a terrifying, centrifuge-level speed ♡
—Wobble ♡ Wobble ♡
My doggy-style tetrapod of an ass bounced and heaved, the cum-filled condoms swinging from it like bells ♡
"There's a filthy pervert scrub magical girl right here with her pussy out, and you still can't fuck her ♡ Of course you're scrubs ♡"
Whenever the condom-cluster tied to my clit swung left, pussy juice sprayed left in a fwoosh-fwoosh ♡ Whenever it swung right, the juice sprayed right fwoosh-fwoosh ♡ The sound of cocks getting hard at my pervert-ass belly dance was actually audible ♡
"You're standing in the middle of a public hallway watching a bitch-pissing doggy-pussy spray juice everywhere, and you don't even have the guts to pull your dicks out ♡ Why don't you just cut those little twigs off ♡ You eunuchs ♡"
"Fuck... fuckfuckfuck...!"
"I'm taking so many goddamn pictures... I'm saving the video and using it as jerk-off material for the rest of my life...!"
Ah ♡ Elia was right ♡
Those stupid photos that can't even prove it's really me ♡ Who cares if they take them ♡
"There's a pussy right in front of your faces and all you can think about is taking pictures to jerk off to ♡ The option to actually mate doesn't even exist in your heads ♡ You poor breeding-failure twigs ♡ Snap away all you want ♡"
Dozens of monsters crowded in behind my ass, hammering their camera shutters. Idiot morons who got furious at a single sentence and still couldn't do a damn thing about it.
"Hmph ♡ And what exactly can you do about it ♡ Besides go home and grab your own dicks ♡ Here ♡ Free service, you virgin scrubs ♡"
I reached both arms behind my back, grabbed a cheek in each hand, and spread them wiiide ♡
The thick rear-hole cushion-pads dimpled under my fingers as they parted ♡ — and there it was, my backdoor pussy, pouting out between my ass-crack with a condom clenched in its grip ♡
"Hnnngh ♡"
"Ohh... ♡"
"Urgh ♡"
"Yah ♡ Catch this pussy-fan ♡ Hnh ♡ Hah ♡ Hah ♡"
I shook my hips wildly, putting my condom-biting asshole and my pink-furred pussy hole on full display. My enormous bread-loaf ass turned into a fan, blasting hot pre-heated pussy air straight into the pervert monsters' faces.
Using my ass to blow wind into people's faces ♡
This kind of... this kind of perverted shit ♡ I'd never do it if it weren't for revenge ♡
"Having to just stand here and stare at that filthy ass... Fuck!"
Ah ♡ They're mad ♡ They're getting mad ♡
Watching the monsters who'd been making my life hell stand there trembling, completely powerless — it felt so damn good I could cry ♡
Get madder ♡ Rage some more ♡
"And even then, there's still nothing you can do ♡"
"Fuck... fuckfuckfuck..."
The monsters' eyes locked onto my massive royal ass. When I swung it left, their gazes swung left; when I tilted it right, they tilted right.
Controlling this many people with nothing but my ass ♡ Now these are some grade-A scrub monsters ♡
"Ah, fuck it! Damn it! I-I don't care anymore! Even if I die, I'm dying balls-deep in that pussy!"
One monster finally snapped. He pulled out his raging hard cock and laid it across my ass.
Kh... damn ♡ An erect cock roughly the same size as a magical girl's face-sized ass-cheeks ♡
If something like that went in, it'd be womb-violence climax and guaranteed defeat ♡
But there's no way I'd lose to this scrub monster at dirty stuff ♡
"Really now ♡ Is that so ♡"
—Boing ♡
"You're willing to bet your life just to fuck this pussy once ♡ But is that really true ♡"
—Boing ♡ Boing ♡
I twerked, bouncing the cock that had climbed onto my ass like it was on a trampoline ♡
"I-I'm putting it in... I'm gonna put it in... I really am..."
"For real ♡ Can you actually put it in ♡ Insertion equals instant confirmed death, you know ♡ No matter how good Magical Girl Hermes's pussy feels, is it really worth staking your life on ♡"
—Boing ♡ Boing ♡ Boing ♡ Boing ♡
My ultimate magical-girl hip-shake sent his cock hopping up and down the hills of my royal ass. An obscenely hot sight in its own right. But the second he pushed in, he was dead.
"Kh... kuhh... knnnnngh..."
In the end, reason beat lust. The man stuffed his cock back into his pants.
"Smart choice ♡ I win ♡ So don't you dare challenge a magical girl to dirty stuff when you're nothing but a scrub monster ♡"
"Well done holding back. But we've arrived, so shall we wrap this up?"
—Snap.
Elia flicked her fingers.
In that same instant, the haze in my head cleared like smoke blown away on the wind — and I understood exactly what I was doing.
"Giving up on a pathetic scrub dick like that ♡ It wouldn't have felt good anyway, so good call on quitting.... uh.... uh?"
I... I-what the hell did I just do?
Scrub? Dick? Me, Magical Girl Hermes, sexually taunting a bunch of monsters?
"Huh? This... this doesn't make any sense..."
Something was wrong. Deeply wrong.
"I only applied a simple suggestion — barely even worthy of being called hypnosis — and yet the effect was this strong. Your resistance to hypnosis is practically nonexistent. As expected of the Demon King's baby-factory incubator — such excellent aptitude ♡"
"Hypno... sis? Huh?"
Then that voice that turned my head to mush was...
"It was... hypnosis...?"
"Hypnosis? No. I merely planted a simple suggestion. There was no coercive force of the kind hypnosis involves. In this case... well, obviously, it's because you're naturally lewd."
M-my true nature?
Spreading my backdoor pussy for a whole crowd of people under the excuse of "revenge"?
"...Hmph. Like I'd believe a word of that. This was definitely hypnosis. Hypnosis and the Yin-Mark."
There was no way I was trusting Elia's lies. Obviously this was a collaboration between hypnosis and the Yin-Mark. Stupid hypnosis!
"Well, you're free to decide that for yourself. But whatever the case, I do hope you remember exactly what you just did."
At some point, we had arrived in front of a door. Elia smiled sweetly and pushed open the massive doors.
"Because this experiment is about mass-producing cum-filled condoms. That's why I used the suggestion. The more participants, the better, don't you think?"
"Condom... mass production...? Not just regular condoms... used condoms full of semen...?"
"But of course. Where do you think all those condoms dangling all over your body came from? We'll need a little help from you, of course ♡"