If They Find Out Who I Am, I'm Fucked
I'm screwed... Completely, utterly screwed. What the hell am I supposed to do about this...!
With a trash can flipped over my head, I knelt on the filthy floor of the men's restroom and racked my brains as hard as I could.
But no matter how desperately I thought, there was no way to break free of this situation.
"Hey. Take that trash can off, you little shit."
"Eek! D-don't touch the trash can. Y-you can't take it off..."
Surrounded by at least ten men, I was forced to my knees on the bathroom floor.
Why me? Why did I have to go through something like this!
This was all that goddamn bastard's fault for breaking his promise.
He'd sworn he'd keep it secret. He'd said if I just jerked him off with my onahole, he'd keep quiet about everything.
And then he'd flipped that crucial promise over like it was nothing. He'd gone and spilled that I was Hermes, claiming you don't make promises with a meat toilet.
He'd planned this from the very start...!
"What if this really is Hermes?"
"What do you mean, what if? I've still got the bruise from when she hit me last time I went to Earth. The nerve of her, smacking my ass. Just you wait. I'm gonna spank this nice firm bubble butt until it's bright red."
Hiiiiii...
"I got stepped on. If this really is Hermes, I'm gonna stomp all over her pussy barefoot."
Th-thaaaaat...
"She doodled all over my face with permanent marker back on Earth. Now it's my turn. I'm gonna write 'meat toilet' right across those huge magical girl tits."
Hiiiiii...!
"I'm gonna stamp the magical girl breeding hole and the magical girl life-begging hole with my seal, then make her stamp a contract that says 'Hermes was defeated by the great monsters and became a meat toilet♡'."
H-hggghhh...
"I'm going for personality excretion."
H-hii, hiiiiiiii!
The sheer weight of these terrifying men's grudges made my teeth chatter uncontrollably.
I didn't do anything wrong... I-I just worked hard defeating monsters...
"D-don't do anything mean to me... I'm not Hermes... so don't step on me or write on meee..."
"Hey. Then just take the trash can off. Show us your face!"
"D-don't grab it! Don't grab it!"
When one of the men tried to yank the trash can off, I clamped both hands around it and jammed it down harder over my head.
I absolutely cannot let them take it. If they snatch this trash can, I'm completely fucked...!
The cruel monsters grabbed hold and shook it every which way, trying to rip it free.
I kept my head buried inside and held on for dear life.
That was when another monster offered a suggestion.
"If you don't want to take the trash can off, then don't. The real question is whether this new meat toilet is that infamous magical girl Hermes or not, right? Then it's simple."
He hauled me up onto my feet.
"We just make that prideful strongest magical girl Hermes do something so humiliating and filthy that she could never do it in her right mind."
Huh?
Somehow this feels even more fucked...
"If she can't do what we tell her, that means she admits she's Hermes. If she does everything we order, then she's not Hermes."
This is seriously fucked. Fucked to the point of being completely fucked.
I had a bad feeling about this.
"First, piss in the urinal right in front of you."
"Eh... ehh... ehh... I mean..."
I peeked through a gap in the trash can. I really was standing right in front of a urinal.
Me. Standing naked in front of a men's room urinal.
Pussy juice and cum from getting gangbanged still dripping down between my legs, completely naked, surrounded by a crowd of men, forced to piss into a urinal.
The situation was so wretched and humiliating I could barely tell if it was real or not.
"What's wrong? Not gonna piss?"
"I-I'll do it... I'll piss, so just don't try to take the trash can offff..."
I have no choice. Yeah, no choice at all.
This is to keep my identity hidden. I have no choice...!
I squatted awkwardly and tried to start peeing when one of the monsters' big hands cracked across my ass.
"Yaaah! You little shit, fix your posture."
"B-but this is how you pee..."
"Who the hell wants to see something that boring? Even Hermes could do that much. We want to see a filthy, low-class slut pose that Hermes could never pull off."
Complete bastards.
But I had to obey them, so I twisted myself into something even more obscene and perverted.
"H-how about this pose?"
I rose onto my tiptoes and bent my legs into a wide O-shape. It looked a little like the crab-leg dance, except the angle my thighs were spread was incomparably more vulgar.
From that position I thrust my pussy forward, then grabbed my outer and inner lips with both hands and spread them wide so the pink insides were fully on display.
"H-how about thiiis♡ A prideful Hermes could never do a dog-pervert piss-hydrant pose like this...♡"
It's so shameful. So shameful I feel like I'm going to lose my mind.
But this is all so I can survive... so I can hide who I am...!
"Pffhehehe!"
"Whoa, that's hot as fuck."
"Look how wet her pussy is even now. That's some juicy pussy chips."
The monsters' laughter filled the entire bathroom.
Just you wait. Just you wait and see.
When I get back to Earth I'm tying every last one of these monster bastards up and dumping them in a gay club bathroom.
"For a meat toilet, that pussy's pretty cute. But I don't like the angle!"
-Griiiip♡
"Knghnnnnn♡"
My pussy hair, don't yank on my pink pussy haaaair♡
"I'll lower it, I'll lower it♡ Don't torment my pussy haaair♡"
Because he was pulling my pubic hair downward, the height of my pussy dropped.
I was spread so wide my ass nearly touched the floor. My piss hole was almost level with the rim of the urinal.
"O-oh, I'm... peeeing...!"
-Pssshhh♡
A powerful stream of piss shot out and splashed into the urinal.
Strictly speaking, thanks to the Yin-Mark it wasn't real urine but waste mana and water, but the bright yellow color was more than enough to fool the monsters.
"Kuhehehehe! Pissing in a pose this insane."
"This bitch is a ridiculous idiot retard pervert!"
"Heh, heeh♡ That's right♡ I'm not Hermes♡ I'm just an idiot retard pervert meat toilet so of course I can piss like this♡ Hermes could never do something like this♡"
-Sploosh-sploosh♡
"Hggghh...♡"
I shouldn't be feeling this, but spraying piss naked in front of a whole crowd of men felt weirdly refreshing.
I-it's just the pee. I held it for so long and finally let it out. It's just the peeee...!
-Sploosh♡
"O-oh, all done peeing so♡ time to shake my pussy dry♡ Hop♡ hop♡ hop♡"
Hips back, then forward♡
Back again♡ forward♡
I shook my pussy hard, flinging every last remaining drop of piss free.
"Hey, there's still piss left in the urinal. A meat toilet doesn't even know how to flush after she pees?"
"Th-that's not my fault... I can't do anything about a broken urinaaal..."
"What are you talking about? There's water right here."
A thick, rough monster hand shoved between my thighs.
"Nnh..."
"You've got this dog-pervert breeding lube water pouch right here. I'll help you out."
-Schlick♡
"Hii♡"
A sturdy male finger♡
It can't make me cum for real just by thrusting into my pussy like a cock, but those delicate, varied techniques can make this dog-pervert clit-cock premature-ejaculate♡
"Spread your pussy."
"Hnn♡ H-hii♡ Ahh♡"
When I spread my inner lips wide♡ my breeding-optimized succubus pussy opened softly and showed off its insides.
The rough finger gently scraped right over the center of my clit.
"Ook♡ hop♡ ooook♡"
J-just this is enough to make me cum♡
After getting fucked so roughly in the goblin den♡ after being dragged around by a leash on my clit and forced to climax over and over♡
Even this lazy little clit-rubbing feels like my beloved husband's soft, sweet caresses on our wedding night♡
But it's not enough♡
After the hardcore training I got in the goblin nest, my body can't cum from sweet, gentle petting like this anymooore♡
"Come on! Cum already♡ Your male master's fingers are getting tired!"
"But this, your finger technique is too amateurish for me to cumm♡"
Ah.
I'm screwed.
I said it without thinking.
The monster went silent for a moment, as if angry.
-Thwack!
"Ihiiiiiiiiii♡"
A flick, a fliiiick♡
On a female's most precious, sensitive place—on my clit of all things—a flick♡
"Who! The hell! Is amateurish!"
"Kkii♡ kiiiii♡ koooooooh♡"
-Thwack♡ thwap♡ thwap♡
"You're not amateurish♡ not amateurish at aall♡ you're a female-orgasm expert♡ my pussy's been defeated♡ so stop flicking my cliiit♡"
-Thwack♡
"Kuuuuuunngh♡"
-Squeeeeeze♡
Clear female juice sprayed so hard I could clearly hear the stream smash against the urinal wall and shatter.
At the same time I toppled backward like an orgasm-fountain rocket, thrashing my arms and legs like a frog while my cracked-open pussy kept shooting juice in thick spurts.
-Thud♡
"Ghhnnn♡ y-you're mean♡ you're not even humaaaan♡ h-how♡ how could you flick a girl's clitoriiiiiis♡"
Sprawled on my back with my huge breasts flopped sideways, trash can still jammed over my head, I gently stroked my poor flicked pussy.
It hurts... but that pain feels like pleasure and that just pisses me off even mooore!
Damn Yin-Mark. This is all because of that stupid Yin-Maaark!
Meanwhile the monsters who had watched every single one of my disgraceful antics stayed silent.
"I-I worked so hard... I worked so hard my pussy hurts... so I'm not Hermes, right? Right? I-if I were Hermes I could never do something like this in my right mind...♡"
"......"
"........"
".............."
Even with the trash can over my head I could feel the monsters' gazes crawling over every inch of my body.
The same cum-soaked stares I had felt countless times in the goblin village.
The stares of males who would never have even seen the face of a superior female like me if she had lived a normal life—now watching her put on every filthy display imaginable while cooing and flirting.
Cocks so hard they hurt, aching to thrust and grind and spray and breed right this second.
And at last that lust crashed over me.
"D-damn it! Hermes or not, she's just a meat toilet! Who cares! When the pussy's this good, who gives a shit who the owner is!"
"We're just gonna fuck her! Come on! Come on come on! Here's the cock-sama this meat toilet loves so much! Hurry up and serve it with that female pussy!"
"You dog-pervert pussy!"
"Hiiiiiiii♡"