Chapter 75: The Guard's Promotion (1)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 75: The Guard's Promotion (1)
Hans, having closed off the doors to his heart, no longer reacted to any external stimuli. Gorubau described him as "broken."
"Criminals who can't endure torture are bound to break eventually," he remarked.
It was a simple observation. The interrogators, whom I had never encountered in the original eroge, didn't offer much of a rebuttal either.
One woman, who looked like a total shotacon, simply licked her lips and suggested, "Let's put him in a solitary cell." I made sure to remember her name: Robanovsky.
If that bitch ever touches Hans, I plan to use it as leverage to bring her over to my side. That’s why I agreed with the interrogators' opinion to lock Hans away in solitary.
If I secretly install a crystal ball, I’ll be able to film Robanovsky’s private activities. Seeing how Gorubau and Mehya dislike the interrogators, they seem to be an organization that doesn't get along with the guards. If everything goes according to plan, she’ll become a useful ally—and a fine fuck-toy.
And so, Hans's sentence was decided. Bruce helped me install the crystal ball in the solitary cell, and Yuna, seemingly having lost all lingering feelings for Hans, showed no interest in his fate.
She was simply overjoyed that she had secured a regular client after supplying a large quantity of low-grade potions. She showed great enthusiasm, wanting to try her hand at making mid-grade potions and the Virility Enhancers I had requested.
With that, I returned to my daily routine. I diligently fucked my women and worked hard in the flower beds to produce the ingredients for Yuna.
“Oh, right. Sma, did you hear?”
Serika, who appeared at my house every morning, had started wearing a straw hat at some point. Seeing her wipe away sweat with dirt-covered hands made her feel like a country housewife.
“If I knew, I wouldn't have asked, right?”
“Ah, you mean that.”
Mehya, who was watching from a rocking chair near the flower bed, chimed in. That chair was also something Serika had brought over.
“I’ll be the one to tell him, so you stay quiet!”
“Yes, yes. I’m starting to get used to the Captain’s favoritism.”
“It’s not favoritism. Isn't it only right for the Captain to announce such a major matter?”
Serika cleared her throat, trying to look dignified. With dirt on her cheeks, she looked more cute than majestic. When I reached out and brushed the dirt off, Serika became flustered.
“Wh-wh-what are you doing?!”
“There was something on your cheek. You have a surprisingly clumsy side, Captain.”
“Then you could have just told me to wipe it off!”
“Your hands are covered in dirt, Captain. How could you? You should wash your hands before touching your face.”
For the record, my hands were clean because I had only been watching Serika fertilize and pull weeds. Serika’s face turned red.
“I swear, if you don't tease me for even a single day, thorns must grow on your tongue. How can you be like this?”
“Aha. I think I know why. It’s because you’re so cute, Captain; he can’t just leave you alone. If you reacted like that every day, I’d tease you too, even if I were a man.”
“Mehya! I trusted you...!”
“You’re being so dramatic. Anyone would think I killed you or something.”
A pouting Serika puffed out her cheeks. It was the kind of behavior I usually detested, but because she was so naturally beautiful, it actually suited her.
“So, Captain. What is this news you wanted to tell me? I’m dying to know.”
“Hehe. If you’re that curious, I suppose I should tell you. It’s...”
Serika trailed off, looking at me with eyes full of expectation. Fearing she might get upset and stop talking if I teased her again, I played along.
“It’s?”
“A commendation ceremony! Isn't the Dungeon Freezing week coming up soon?”
Dungeon Freezing is a phenomenon where all the dungeons in the world close for a week. In the original Isekai game, it was introduced with the sentiment of, 'Why are you only running dungeons in a game made for picking up girls? Go pursue the heroines,' and then various features were added.
In reality, it had evolved into a precious long-term vacation. While other duties continued even if the dungeons stopped, meaning one couldn't spend the entire week off, it still allowed for about half a week of rest.
Since the schedule was opening up, I guess they were handing out commendations during that week.
“So I’ll be receiving the commendation for catching the Mandragora then?”
“How could it be just that? You’ve arrested several criminals, including that sexual harassment hunter, and the survival rate of novice hunters in the dungeon you’re in charge of is incredibly high.”
“Is it?”
Now that I thought about it, the hunters who entered my dungeon always came out alive. But then again, isn't it weirder for someone to die in a Low-Rank dungeon?
“Yes. It’s nearly 90%. That’s 20% higher than other dungeons. It’s all thanks to you providing potions and return scrolls to the novice hunters.”
“That’s why there’s talk from above about creating a 'Beginner Support Package.' The image of the guards has improved lately, so the funding is rolling in.”
“Oh.”
The time has finally come to use the return scrolls that are infinitely supplied in the box. I’ll make them sign a contract with Yuna’s Magic Shop and distribute the return scrolls to start printing money.
As I was indulging in happy fantasies, Serika flashed a triumphant smile.
“You’ll likely be promoted as well. Normally, you’d have to wait to build up years of service to undergo a promotion review, but with a few commendations, a special promotion is possible.”
“Wow! Really?!”
Mehya jumped up and shouted.
“Then is Sma going to be a Mid-Rank Guard? Is he going to take over my shifts? I thought I’d have to wait another year to stop being the rookie!”
Mehya hopped around in joy. Her breasts bouncing up and down was a moving sight.
“Hehe. That will likely be the case.”
“Yes! Yesss!!”
Mehya cheered, punching the air.
“Guards, it’s time to...”
Iruna came out, saw Mehya, and paused for a moment. Then, pointedly ignoring her, she continued what she was saying.
“...It’s time for you to go to work. I’ve baked some bread in the oven, so take it with you.”
“Thank you. My palate has been very happy lately thanks to you. Sma really has a wonderful girlfriend.”
“I’m happy that Iruna is my girlfriend, too.”
“...”
Iruna lowered her head deeply. Mehya, whose face had turned just as red as a tomato, took the bread in the meantime.
Before leaving the house, I checked the growth of the crops in the flower bed.
[Mint Choco Pineapple Herb: Growth Rate 90%]
[Freesia: Growth Rate 95%]
[Ginseng: Growth Rate 87%]
I’ll be able to harvest them soon. On the way to work, as the three of us walked together as usual, I asked the question I hadn't finished earlier.
“So when is the ceremony? Does it happen during the Dungeon Freezing week that starts the day after tomorrow?”
“That’s right. I’ll come to pick you up before it starts, so be ready.”
“Am I going too?”
“Correct. They said Mehya is also getting a commendation for her merits in cleaning up the back alleys. Since we live in the dorms, let’s all head out together when we go to pick up Sma.”
When we arrived at the checkpoint, Rena greeted me.
“Senior!! I heard the news!! I heard you’re getting a commendation soon!!”
“I heard it from the Captain, but how did you know?”
“I heard it from my Master! Strangely enough, Master has been taking a lot of interest in you, Lord Sma. I think it’s because of the swordsmanship lessons.”
Isn't it because she knows I had sex with you? Given Rena’s personality, she probably told her Master everything, and since she’s stayed out overnight a few times, it would be harder for someone living with her not to notice.
“As expected, you’re the best, Senior!”
“Right, right. Stop with the flattery and let’s get to work.”
“Yes!”
The first person to enter was, as expected, Geum Taeyang. He was a guy who always showed a bright side, but today was a bit different.
“Guard... it’s a shame, but I think today will be the last day I see you.”
“Are you quitting being a hunter?”
“No. It’s time for me to aim higher. I’ve finally found some good comrades. Starting tomorrow, I plan to form a party with them and challenge Mid-Rank dungeons.”
Unlike Low-Rank dungeons, which could be cleared alone, it was difficult to even survive in Mid-Rank dungeons without a party.
“Congratulations. No, wait. You’re a Monster Fucker. You found party members?”
“Haha.”
Geum Taeyang, after checking Rena’s expression, whispered in my ear.
“There’s a guild for hunters with the same tastes. I only found out yesterday.”
“The world is truly coming to an end.”
A guild full of nothing but Monster Fuckers? What kind of perverted group is that? The future of the Kingdom is dark.
“They are truly wonderful people. I caught a glimpse of a whole new world while drinking with them yesterday. To be honest, I didn't really respect the senior hunters, but after yesterday, I realized why they became Mid-Rank hunters.”
“Sure. As long as you don't cause trouble for others, what does it matter? Good luck with the dungeon today, and stay healthy while hunting.”
“Yes, sir!!”
As Geum Taeyang disappeared, Rena grumbled.
“I just can't bring myself to like that man, no matter how I look at him. How can you be so friendly with someone like that, Lord Sma?”
“He was the very first hunter to visit me on my first day of duty. We have a special connection.”
More than anything, the fact that he had a distorted sexual preference was a big reason. If he had hit on my women, I would have cracked his head open regardless of any connection. The name 'Geum Taeyang' alone was reason enough to be on guard.
“I see. The first hunter I saw was... Miss Elizabeth. I haven't seen her since she came looking for you and missed you last time, so I miss her a bit. Do you think I could become friends with her too?”
“Of course.”
Elizabeth is also my fuck-toy, so once they start moaning and groaning while having sex together, they’ll become close. Oh, does Rena not know this yet?
“Actually...”
“Next person, please come in!”
I was about to tell her, but Rena called in the next hunter on her own.
“Ah, what were you going to say?”
“It’s not urgent, so I’ll tell you later.”
“Okay!”
The door opened, and Tanya and Erwi entered. There were no other escort knights today. Did they leave them behind because they were embarrassed about moaning while their pussies were being poked?
Erwi’s pussy development was progressing smoothly; now, she would start dripping wet just from being touched. Even though her body loved it, she glared at me every time, making me look forward to when she would finally be tamed.
But Erwi’s expression was unusually bright today. Tanya, on the other hand, looked a bit gloomy. Usually, it was the other way around. Why was that?
As soon as Erwi entered, she answered my question.
“Hmph. Today is the last time I’ll have to endure your perverted inspections. Once Lady Tanya clears the dungeon alone, we’ll be moving on to Mid-Rank dungeons.”
“I wanted to keep running Low-Rank dungeons, but my father kept nagging me about how long I was going to stay in the low ranks, so I had no choice...”
Aha. So that’s why Tanya looked so miserable.
“Oh? Senior is also...”
“Quiet.”
I stopped Rena, who was about to announce my promotion. I wanted to wipe that triumphant look off Erwi’s face.
Even if I told them I was being promoted to handle Mid-Rank dungeons, they’d still hate it, but wouldn't it be more fun to reveal it dramatically?
Since the male knights they had to be mindful of weren't here, I decided to test Tanya.
“Tanya. The escort knights belonging to your family have an obligation to report everything that happens to Baron Franklin, but that doesn't apply to Sir Erwi, does it?”
“Huh? That’s true, but...”
“Don't try anything funny. If you pull any stunts, I’ll inform Baron Franklin immediately.”
“I wonder if Sir Erwi can actually do that?”
The number of times Tanya had sucked my cock at the checkpoint was exactly equal to the number of times I had shoved my fingers into Erwi’s pussy. Yet, no word had come from Baron Franklin.
What this meant was that Erwi had not reported Tanya’s sexual activities.
Even if the male knights couldn't be helped because they were facing the wall, Erwi, being a woman herself, would have found it difficult to avoid being held responsible for why she didn't stop it.
Therefore, no matter what Tanya and I did, Erwi wouldn't tell anyone else.
“I want to give you a parting gift. You were always left wanting more, weren't you, Tanya? Since there are no male knights watching, I can grant you any wish.”
“Any wish...?”
Tanya swallowed hard. Her gaze became fixed on my crotch.
“Lady Tanya! You mustn't! I am watching!”
“You might be watching, but you won't be able to stop us. Don't even think about using force. I’m also a woman who has received lessons from a knight. If you want to harm Lord Sma, you’ll have to get through me first.”
Rena pressured Erwi, drawing her suppression baton. While Erwi, a High-Rank knight, could easily overpower her if she used her strength, this was a checkpoint.
At a checkpoint, a guard’s authority surpassed that of a knight. Consequently, Erwi could do nothing.
“Urgh...”
Erwi could only let out a low groan. Having gained confidence, Tanya asked cautiously.
“Is... sex also possible?”