Chapter 65: The Plundering Guard (17)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 65: The Plundering Guard (17)
I enjoyed myself for the next couple of days. I spent my time teasing Erwi’s pussy whenever she visited or receiving Tanya’s service. I also heard the delightful news that the knight named Hans, who did nothing but blubber every time I saw him, had been disciplined and kicked off the escort detail.
In the garden, the Freesia and Dawn Herbs—ingredients for Mid-Grade Potions—were growing rapidly. So were the Ginseng for Mid-Grade Stamina Potions and the Mint Choco Pineapple Herbs, which were great for Mid-Grade Mana Potions and making tea leaves.
Since I’d added new crops to the flowerbeds, Serika had been visiting frequently. Even now, she was crouching by the garden, inspecting the Dawn Herbs.
Leaning against the window frame, I watched her. She didn't notice me and started talking to the plants.
“Dawn Herb... On the day you were planted here, I whispered your name. Please grow big and strong.”
“Mint Choco Pineapple Herb... I wonder who on earth created such a thing? Is the reason mages enjoy such bizarre food because of the mana potions made from this? Ah, no. I shouldn't say bad things. Plants that hear bad words don't grow as well as those that hear kind ones.”
I wondered if that bit of pseudo-science popular in 2000s Korea had somehow made its way into this eroge world. I kept watching, curious to see when she’d notice me, when Iruna approached.
“Lord Sma... You still have time before you have to leave for work, right?”
“I’ve got about an hour. Why?”
“Iruna’s pussy has gotten all wet.”
Turning around, Iruna pushed her ass toward me. Beneath her robe, which she had hiked up to her waist, her luscious, plump crack was revealed.
Even though the number of times I’d creampied her was well into the triple digits, Iruna’s pussy remained unchanged. The only sign of the wild sex we’d had at dawn was a slight swelling.
“What if the Captain catches us?”
“Hehe. Lady Serika doesn't even know we’re here. Once she sees plants, she loses her mind and can't pay attention to anything else. Honestly, Lord Sma could probably touch her breasts and she’d just stand there, wouldn't she?”
“No way.”
There was no way someone who held the rank of Guard Captain couldn't sense people nearby. In an eroge, a Guard Captain was usually stronger than your average knight.
Suddenly, I was curious. Would Serika notice if I had sex with Iruna right here?
“Iruna. Spread your pussy and walk backward toward me.”
“Yes~.”
Iruna tried to do as I said but ended up tripping. She’d lost her balance because of her massive, cow-like breasts.
“Uuuu...”
Iruna rubbed her knees, looking like it hurt. She was in a position with her breasts pressed against the floor and her ass sticking up—the perfect stance for doggystyle.
Since I’d have to kneel to fuck her like that, I grabbed Iruna by the waist and lifted her up. If she was face down, I wouldn't be able to see Serika.
“What should I do with an Iruna who can't even follow a simple instruction? What kind of punishment should I give her?”
“Please hit my naughty pussy with your club.”
“Would that even be a punishment?”
I rubbed my cock against her crack. Immediately, Iruna wiggled her hips and swallowed the glans.
“Hnghh. Please get naughty Iruna pregnant. Make my belly so round that it’s hard for me to even move.”
“How are you going to get pregnant when your period just ended the day before yesterday?”
“Then please punish the pussy that can't get pregnant.”
Before I knew it, my glans was buried deep in her pussy lips. The slippery flesh rubbed against me, making my cock stand even harder.
“Fine.”
I gripped Iruna’s hips and pierced her pussy in one go. As I pressed against her cervix, Iruna squeezed my cock tight.
“Haaah. It’s so hard and deep.”
“Why are you tightening up so much when you can't even get pregnant? Do you want my cum that badly?”
“Yeshh. Please pour lots of that warm, thick stuff inside me.”
As I savored Iruna’s pussy, I remembered my original goal. I wanted to see if Serika would notice. I began to thrust slowly and opened the window.
“Haaah, hah. Gentle sex is nice too...”
“Be quiet for a second. Lady Serika! You’re here again today!”
When I shouted out the window, Serika jumped in surprise.
“H-hyat?!”
“You look cute today as well.”
“W-who are you calling cute! Honestly, if you were watching, you should have said something. You shouldn't startle the Captain like that!”
“That’s why I called out to you.”
Slap. Slap. Slap.
I teased Serika while slowly moving my hips. Iruna covered her mouth, struggling to keep her moans from escaping.
“Then I suppose you didn't hear what I was saying. That is a relief.”
“Actually, I did. I heard everything from what you whispered on the day you planted the Dawn Herbs to how you were insulting the Mint Choco Pineapple Herbs.”
“Then you saw everything!”
As Serika shouted, Iruna got excited and shook her ass. I stopped thrusting for a moment and swiveled my hips. My cock rotated, scraping against the walls of Iruna’s vagina.
“Hnghhhh...!”
“Anyway, what are you doing in there? Come out and say some kind words with me. If you praise the crops, they grow into high-quality products.”
“I’m... helping Iruna right now.”
“Helping Iruna? What could you possibly be helping her with when you’re just standing there?”
I’m helping her reach an orgasm. Since I wasn't moving, Iruna started moving her hips on her own. Her slutty pussy squelched as it swallowed my cock.
“Haaah... Hngh... Haah, hah...”
Every time her hips trembled, my glans hammered against her vaginal walls. Her vagina twitched and writhed, caressing my cock. This was sex. This was life.
“Hm? Do you hear a strange sound?”
“Iruna is cleaning the floor. She says her back hurts.”
“I see.”
Serika looked at me as if I were trash.
“And you’re just slacking off?”
“Slacking? Just a moment.”
I leaned down and picked up Iruna’s pure cotton panties. Then, I rubbed them against our junction, soaking them in her pussy juice.
“Lord Sma? Why the panties...?”
“Let’s see if Serika still doesn't notice even with this.”
“Hngh, Lord Sma. It’s too, ah, dangerous. You’ll get caught.”
“So what if I do? It’s not like having sex with my girlfriend is a crime.”
Once the panties were sufficiently wet, I stopped. Then, I rubbed them against the window glass.
“I was wiping the window with a rag.”
“Is that a rag? The design is quite peculiar.”
Convinced, Serika turned her attention back to the plants. She really didn't notice. Honestly, she was like one of those dense protagonists from a light novel.
Relieved, Iruna moved her hips even more vigorously. The tightening of her vaginal walls became so intense it was hard to hold back.
“Haaah... I think, I’m going to go now.”
“I’m going to pour my cum into your pussy, so take it all.”
“Yesh. Let’s go together. Togetherrr. Hyaaaaaah!”
Splurt. Spurt. Squelch.
I stood still, savoring the pleasure of hammering her cervix. As I shuddered from the waves of euphoria, Mehya appeared behind Serika.
“The Captain is here again. And our junior... is he a madman?”
The moment Mehya saw my hand, she realized it was a pair of panties. Serika tilted her head in confusion.
“Why are you cursing?”
“Captain, does seeing that not make you think of anything?”
“He’s wiping the window with a rag. Sma is quite the domestic man.”
“Good grief. Captain, you’ve really never done any housework, have you?”
“Ugh. The maids at the dormitory do the cleaning for me.”
The two of them were bickering well. Thinking I’d be caught if Mehya kept nitpicking, I tossed the panties aside. When I pulled my cock out, cum began to drip from Iruna’s pussy.
“I’ll clean you up.”
“Please.”
“Mmm.”
Iruna sucked on my cock like someone savoring a delicacy. Starting from the base, she coated every inch in saliva before rubbing the tip. Then, she sucked hard, slurping up every last drop of remaining cum.
“Thank you for the meal.”
“Good job. I’ll go get ready for work, so please take care of the cleanup. Oh, right. Are you coming to hunt today too?”
“Yes! My magic has improved a lot lately, so even Dryads are no problem!”
“Good, good.”
I patted Iruna’s head and got dressed. When I stepped outside, Serika greeted me.
“You’re finally out! Come and give them some praise with me!”
“Captain. Giving plants kind words doesn't actually raise their grade.”
“Tsk, tsk. Mehya, you know nothing. Praise farming is a method developed by Okalu, who runs the largest farm in the Kingdom. Don't you know how high the quality of the crops from that farm is? So, you hurry up and praise them too.”
“Yes, yes.”
Mehya grumbled. Ignoring her and following Serika’s lead, she gave me a sour look and whispered.
“You had sex with Iruna, didn't you?”
“You’re quick to notice. The Captain had no idea.”
“That’s because the Captain is... well, the Captain.”
“What are you two doing? Hurry up and praise them. I’ll show you how it’s done. Ginseng~ I really like you. I can't tell you how much I love your unique bitterness and subtle sweetness.”
“Doesn't that just sound like you’re going to eat it? If I were the Ginseng, I’d be terrified and stop growing.”
“Is that so? Ginseng, forget what I just said. Just grow up healthy.”
What was I going to do with this cute Captain? I wanted to shove my cock into that mouth that was whispering to plants. If I did, would she cheer my cock on and tell it to do its best?
I’ll have to make her do that once I claim her. Let’s set a date after I’ve finished conquering Yuna.
After finishing my pleasant morning routine, I headed to work, where Rena greeted me.
“Senior!!”
“Oh, you’re here.”
Bruce greeted me as well. Why was he here?
“You’re out of the hospital already? Is everything... okay down there?”
“A very talented priest came and treated me. Holy Arts really are the best. I’m perfectly fine. I thought I was going to be a eunuch, so what a relief.”
Rena shot Bruce a look of pure contempt. Bruce looked hurt, but why should I care? My cum-dumpsters are hundreds of times more precious than some guy.
“But why are you here? Don't tell me you came to help me?”
“My sick leave lasts until today, so why would I work? Senior Gorubau told me to call you, so I just came to deliver the message.”
“Hans?”
“Hans.”
It was the news I’d been waiting for. It was time to use the crystal ball I’d been carrying in my uniform pocket.