Chapter 54: The Plundering Guard (6)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 54: The Plundering Guard (6)
The moment the word "inspection" left my lips, Rena shot me a look of pure admiration. If I were to translate that gaze, it would mean: 'Show them what’s what, Senior!'
The knights, on the other hand, were visibly flustered. A male knight with a plain-looking face stammered.
"An... inspection? Did you just say an inspection? You’re going to inspect our Lady?"
"Yes. No one is exempt from the rules of the checkpoint."
"Hmm... I’ve heard stories about a rare kind of guard lately, but I never thought you’d be like this with us. Let’s have a little chat."
The male knight put his arm around my shoulder and slipped something into my inner pocket. A pouch that made a clinking sound. Judging by the weight against my chest, it wasn't just a few pennies.
At any other time, I might have taken the pouch and let it slide. But not today. The chance to plow Erwi’s pussy was far more important than a measly bit of coin.
"What kind of man do you take a guard for, doing something like this?!"
I shouted sternly and hurled the pouch away. Gold coins spilled out from the bag.
Wait, I thought they’d be silver, but they’re gold? Gold coins worth 100 silver each? The kind of gold coin that would be worth 50 million won each in the real world?
And there weren't just one or two; there looked to be about ten. To think I just threw away a chance at a literal fortune with my own hands. No, no. Once Yuna’s Magic Shop grows, I can earn gold coins whenever I want. So, let’s not regret it.
Ugh... I’m dying of regret.
"Sir Hans! What do you think you’re doing!"
Erwi, seeing the pouch, exploded in anger. She even threw off her helmet as if she were suffocating. Her beautiful face, framed by silver hair and silver eyes, was revealed.
Even with her brow furrowed, she was stunning. Truly fit to be an eroge protagonist.
"How can a knight of the Kingdom offer a bribe to a guard! Do you even call yourself a knight after that!"
"Stay out of this if you don't know any better! Before I am a knight of the Kingdom, I am a knight of the Barony of Deherman! I cannot stand by and watch my Lady be toyed with by an unmarried man!"
"Wha—what?"
Erwi was overwhelmed by the spirit of the knight named Hans. Good job, Sir Hans! Though, his name is Hans too. Just how common is that name?
"I used to be a hunter, so I know exactly what an inspection entails! If this continues, that man will... Argh! It is far better to settle this with money than to watch a vulgar man grope my Lady’s precious parts!"
"How could that be..."
Shocked, Erwi’s pupils trembled. Tanya, who had been watching quietly, spoke up cautiously.
"Uh... I’m fine with it. It’s not like it’s my first time being inspected."
"Pardon? What did you just say?"
"I mean, this is the guard who saved me. If I hadn't been inspected, how would I have even entered the dungeon?"
"Guh! You bastard!"
Hans and the other male knight glared at me with murderous intent. Go ahead, glare all you want. I’m not scared at all.
"Then, I shall begin the inspection. Tanya."
"Okay. I just have to take it off, right?"
"You mustn't, My Lady!"
"We would rather strip ourselves!"
What use do I have for seeing naked men? I’d be lucky if my eyes didn't rot out.
"Even if you knights strip, I still have to check everyone. Just unequip your gear and show me that everything is in order."
"Urgh..."
"How humiliating..."
"I have to take it all off? Me too?"
"Of course. There are no exceptions."
Erwi grit her teeth. She released her aura again to pressure me, but since I’d withstood it once, there was no reason I couldn't do it again.
As I stood my ground firmly, her fierce gaze softened slightly.
"...Sir Hans. Sir Milli. Turn around."
"Pardon?"
"Turn around and face the wall. Surely you don't intend to watch the naked body of the Lady you serve?"
"We’re turning!"
The two male knights faced the wall. Their fists trembled violently.
In the meantime, Tanya pushed her breast cover aside. Being the lewd woman she was, she didn't wear anything like a bra, so her milky-white breasts and pink nipples were immediately revealed.
"How is it? Nothing wrong, right?"
"Indeed. No scars left either. You must have received good treatment."
"Yeah! A priest who was invited over used recovery Holy Arts on me."
Tanya, with both breasts fully exposed, approached me and squeezed them together. Then, she whispered in my ear.
"Aren't you going to touch? I might have hidden something between my breasts."
"!!!"
Erwi looked at us in horror, as if she had overheard the whisper. If she wants to be touched, I have to oblige. Tanya’s breasts were as soft as ever. They felt like squishy rice cakes, making them a delight to handle.
"Mmm."
Her delicate nipples stood up erect. Tanya let out a faint moan and rubbed her breasts against my hand.
"What in the world..."
Erwi was so shocked she stumbled over her words. This is the absolute power of a guard. After rubbing her breasts to her heart's content, Tanya stepped back and pushed her pussy cover aside.
"Now, check here too."
"Guh!"
"My Lord Baron, I am so sorry..."
The male knights hung their heads low. As I reached my hand toward Tanya’s pussy, Erwi intervened.
"Wait, there’s a female guard here besides you. She can do the inspection. Is it absolutely necessary for you to do it?"
"Huh? Me?"
"Yes! Guard Rena! I wish to leave it to you!"
Rena frowned and flailed her limbs weakly.
"Because of the knight, I still don't have any strength in my body. Ah, I can't do the inspection. Good luck, Senior!"
"Grrr."
Nice assist, Rena! Before Erwi could say anything else, I inserted my finger into Tanya’s pussy.
"Hngh..."
Startled, Tanya covered her mouth. But everyone who needed to hear it had already heard. It was amusing to see the male knights and Erwi flinch, so I curled my finger inside.
"Haah..."
"Kh-h-h... Ugh..."
"I am sorry, My Lord Baron. I failed to protect the Lady..."
To think these so-called knights are sobbing over something like this. It was hilarious to see their shoulders shaking. Separately, it felt great as Tanya’s pussy squirmed and tightened around my finger.
It was a shame I couldn't enjoy it more since this was for the "inspection." I intentionally scraped against the vaginal wall as I withdrew my finger, causing Tanya to shudder slightly.
"Haaaah."
"This part is done, so let’s check the other part now. You know how it’s done, right?"
"Of course!"
Tanya turned around and spread her cheeks, exposing her pussy and her butt hole. The red inner flesh hidden within her silken, white skin looked delectable.
"H-h-how, how can she, like that..."
Regardless of Erwi falling into a state of panic, I caressed Tanya’s buttocks. Since a few drops of pussy juice had gotten on my hand when I was poking her, there was no need for lube.
"Hah!"
Tanya couldn't hold back a moan as her back pussy was invaded. Since her undeveloped anus was tight, I finished the inspection without further foreplay.
If this were a meal, Tanya would be the appetizer. Erwi is the main course. Erwi hadn't even finished undressing because she was too busy staring blankly at the inspection process.
"Why haven't you undressed yet? Tanya underwent the inspection normally; is a mere escort knight going to refuse?"
"Is this really a normal inspection? If it isn't, you won't be safe, guard or not."
"Surely you’ve looked into me as much as you could before coming here. The rumors spreading through the city, and the fact that many female hunters frequent the dungeon where a male guard works, prove my innocence."
"That’s right. Sma is an excellent guard."
"There is no one as responsible and self-controlled as Senior."
Tanya and Rena defended me. This is why you have to manage your reputation well. There’s no one as devious as me, yet these women are protecting me of their own accord.
"Urgh... Fine. Just check quickly."
Erwi glared at me fiercely as she unbuttoned her shirt. A gray sports bra was revealed.
"Shall I take it off?"
"I’ll do it myself!"
As she pulled up the bra, her modest breasts appeared. At this size, they were somewhere between a full A-cup and a B-cup. Just like in the original game.
Her nipples were a pale pink. Normally, I wouldn't go as far as touching the breasts, but since Tanya had set the example, I figured I could.
Squish, squish.
Erwi’s breasts fit perfectly into one hand, giving a strange sense of satisfaction. As I squeezed them firmly, the flesh bulged between my fingers, and her nipples brushed against my palm.
"..."
Perhaps because she was undeveloped, Erwi didn't let out a single moan. This was starting to feel like a challenge. As I grabbed and kneaded the other breast, she glared at me with eyes full of murderous intent.
If looks could kill, I would have died several times over from that lethal gaze. Regrettably, I had to stop at the breasts.
"No abnormalities. Confirmed. Now I need to check the lower half, so please lower your panties."
"Grrr..."
One of the male knights grit his teeth. Even Erwi isn't saying anything, so why are you? What a weirdo.
Though she had allowed her breasts to be touched, Erwi hesitated to lower her panties, seemingly embarrassed to show her pussy. Perfect. Time to give her a good scolding.
"What are you doing! Are you looking down on this place just because it’s a Low-Rank dungeon? Look at the color of that crystal ball! It might seem trivial to a knight like you, but there are hunters waiting for their turn to enter the dungeon, striving to become stronger! If you’re going to keep wasting time, then just leave!"
"...Every human makes at least one mistake in their life. Just you wait. When that time comes, I won't leave you be."
Erwi threatened me as she pulled off her panties. Hah, to think I’m being threatened by a woman with her pussy exposed.
Contrary to her foul temper, her pussy was beautiful. Silver pubic hair grew neatly, and her slightly protruding labia majora were a pristine flesh color, untarnished by discoloration.
So I get to invade this virgin territory. Without hesitation, I brought my hand between her thighs.