Chapter 25: The Guard Who Cares for His Junior (3)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 25: The Guard Who Cares for His Junior (3)
The drinking session, which had started with light conversation, had ripened to the point where two of us were officially wasted.
"Hehehe. Did I tell you that story already?"
"You're already drunk, Captain. My ears are practically bleeding from hearing it."
"If a woman as beautiful as the Captain is talking, you should say you'd listen to it a hundred times over! Are you already rebelling just because you've got a junior of your own now?"
"Senior Mehya, you're drunk too. Seriously, I haven't even felt a buzz yet, so why are you two like this? How much did you drink before I got here?"
"Hehehe. To think you're already a senior. It feels like only yesterday you were a clueless rookie on your first day of duty."
"Pwahahaha! Ah... that's hilarious. My stomach hurts, I'm gonna cry."
"This is driving me crazy."
Serika was repeating the same stories over and over, while Mehya was clutching her stomach and cackling. She was kicking her legs so much her chair looked like it was about to tip over.
If she fell like that, she’d crack her skull open. My heart wanted to just ship her off to the clinic, but I was afraid she’d interrogate me later about why I didn't help.
Naturally, I had to stick close to Mehya’s side to keep her from falling. At that, the two women looked at me with bleary eyes.
"Aren't you two... a bit too close?"
"Are you interested in me? Hmm. Our junior has a nice face and a decent body, but... oh? He's actually quite a catch. Still, no can do, kid. Shoo, boy. Shoo."
"She's telling you to back off, so move away. Or do you miss your mother's embrace? Hehehe. You still have a childish side to you. Well, you are only twenty, after all. Come here. I may not be your mother, but I am your Captain, aren't I? The youngest... you won't be the youngest starting tomorrow, but for today, you still are. I'll indulge the baby of the group."
"Oh..."
Now that was tempting. Since the weather was getting warmer, Serika’s outfit was quite thin. Her toned physique, hinted at beneath the white cloth, and her slightly exposed wrists stirred my lust.
If only her breasts were a bit bigger. Maybe I should try to find a Bust Enhancement Pill somewhere in this world. When I didn't move immediately, Serika tapped the table.
She was telling me to hurry up. I was about to move while bringing Mehya along, but an uninvited guest suddenly cut in.
"Hey, pretty lady. How about me?"
Who the hell is this guy? With the scar on his face and that muscular build, he was clearly a hunter or a mercenary. If he were a hunter, there was no way he wouldn't recognize us, so he was likely a mercenary.
"Who are you? Get lost while I'm being nice."
"Drinking with us would be much better than hanging out with a scrawny punk like this, don't you think? What do you say? Interested?"
What a trashy pick-up line. That kind of thing only works if you're handsome. When an ugly guy like this mercenary tries it, he's just asking for a slap.
However, Serika was watching me with an amused look in her eyes. She wanted me to handle it? She could have just done it herself. She was making me do the grunt work.
"Piss off right now. Don't you know who I am?"
"Who are you? Listen, kid. Don't act tough and just beat it. If you leave now, I'll let you go with your limbs intact."
"Wait, is this bastard crazy?!"
A man who looked like the mercenary's companion came over and smacked the scarred guy on the back of the head.
"These people are guards! Apologize this instant!"
"Gah! I-I'm sorry! My apologies!!"
"This idiot is drunk and committed a grave discourtesy! I apologize as well!"
"Fine. You're ruining the mood, so get lost."
"Thank you! Thank you!"
As the mercenaries scurried away, Mehya clicked her tongue.
"How boring. Usually, when a fight breaks out in a pub, there's some punching, and, you know, you're supposed to show off your cool side to win the girl. Men, I swear..."
"Hehe. Still, wasn't he quite dashing in his own way? Sma. Come here."
"Captain, you spoil him too much. I wish you'd think of me even half as much as you do him."
"Of course I cherish you too. I have no one else to drink with besides you two."
The two drunks were having a grand old time. I didn't know what other losers might crawl out of the woodwork if we stayed here, so it was time to leave.
"Senior Mehya? Time to pay."
"Nn-nn."
"Don't act cute. It doesn't suit you."
"Hmph-hmph."
"Are you kidding me right now?"
"You wanna die?"
Ah. So she can still understand insults. Mehya clicked her tongue and tried to stand up, only to stagger. I couldn't leave this woman alone. I caught her before she fell and sat her back down.
"I'll just pay for now, so you're buying next time, Senior."
"Sure~"
I really wanted to smack her a few times. How could someone be this annoying? I wanted to punish her with my meat rod, but she still had just enough reason left that I might get counter-attacked if I messed up.
I’d had a bit to drink myself, though not as much as those two. If I weren't buzzed, I could definitely take Mehya, but anyway, it was the alcohol's fault.
After paying, I came back to find Serika blinking sleepily. If I left her alone, she’d fall fast asleep. Mehya, taking the opportunity, was clinging to Serika and nuzzling against her.
"Captain, Senior. Let's go."
"Hehehe..."
"I'll support the Captain and take her home."
"And leave you two alone? Not a chance."
The looks the men in the pub were giving Serika were far from innocent. I could hear the guys at the surrounding tables whispering.
"Didn't you hear? They said she's a guard."
"So what if she's a guard? Does that mean she magically sobers up? If you throw a sack over her head while she's passed out, she won't know a thing. It's a crime if you get caught, but it's art if you don't."
"Is that so...?"
Yeah, they’d be in real trouble without me. I supported both of them as we left the pub.
"I'll take you back to the dormitory."
"Hehehe."
"I told you, we can go by ourselves."
"Just tell me where it is."
"Hehehehe..."
"I'm absolutely not telling you. If I do, you'll just take us there. I'll look after Lady Serika."
See if I ever drink with these two until they're wasted again. Annoyed, I simply headed toward my house. Since they were drunk, they followed along obediently with their arms linked with mine.
"Wait, this isn't the way to the dormitory."
"It's the way to Sma's house."
"Captain, how do you know that so well?"
"Because I've been there often over the past few days."
So she could say something other than "Hehehe"? There was hope.
"Hehe. Captain. Shall we go to the dormitory?"
"I don't have the confidence to wake up early tomorrow. Let's just go to your house."
"Captain, aren't you worried? Who knows what he might do."
"He has a girlfriend, so he won't do anything untoward to us. Right?"
Uh... that's technically wrong, but also right. I didn't have any intention of having sex with the two of them right this second.
After sleeping with three women, I’d developed an intuition for whether I should make a move on someone or not. If I forced the issue tonight, things would become awkward, and I wouldn't see any possibility of developing the relationship further.
Iruna told me to look forward to tonight, but I should probably just tell her we're resting.
"I suppose men do have a sense of propriety. I guess I was worried over nothing."
"Yes. Rest easy."
Listening to their conversation, a sudden suspicion arose.
"Wait a minute. Why are you both speaking so clearly now? Were you faking being drunk?"
"Hehehe."
"Ah~ I'm so dizzy~ The world is spinning~"
My suspicion became a certainty. I’d been played.
"I'm so dizzy..."
Somehow, we arrived at the house. As I was about to open the door, Serika acted out.
"It's the Sun Herb! And the Mint! You've been growing well!"
"Shouting at night is a nuisance. Please, go inside."
"See you tomorrow!"
Hearing the noise, Iruna came running out. Her expression, which had been full of anticipation, turned gloomy the moment she saw the two women.
"Lord Sma? Why are these two...?"
"They're too drunk to be left alone. They're staying the night."
"Haaah."
Iruna let out a deep sigh that seemed to sink into the floor before helping support Mehya.
"I suppose it can't be helped. Where should I put them?"
"Is this pretty friend helping me? Call me 'Big Sister'~"
"You really are drunk. Ah, where are you touching?!"
"What do you eat to get them this big? Share your secret."
"Hieek, Lord Sma. Please stop her..."
I didn't see the problem; it was a nice view. Every time Mehya’s hands moved, Iruna’s massive breasts bounced. Mehya, who had been relentlessly groping her, fell fast asleep the moment she hit the sofa.
Serika was the same. Looking at her sleeping peacefully, she looked like an absolute angel. To think these people were such troublesome drunks.
"Are you going to wash up now?"
"Yeah."
"S-Should I wash you?"
Hmm... would that be okay? I waved my hand in front of the two sleeping women's faces, but they showed no sign of waking.
"Sure. But no sex. It'd be embarrassing if they woke up from the noise."
"Yes... then I'll get ready right away."
Iruna went into the bathroom and stripped off her clothes. The marks of the intense sex we'd been having since yesterday were visible. The hickeys left from her neckline to her breasts were erotic.
"I'll help you take off your clothes too, Lord Sma."
"I can do it myself."
"No. You're tired. Please let me help."
"Do whatever you want."
Being waited on was certainly comfortable. As Iruna undressed me, she subtly touched my muscles.
"Your touch is quite suggestive."
"It's because you're so handsome, Lord Sma."
"Let's just wash for now."
Once in the bathroom, Iruna turned on the shower and adjusted the temperature.
"Is it warm enough?"
"It's just right. Our Iruna is even good at adjusting the water."
"Hehe. Sit here. I'll wash your hair first."
When did she even prepare a bath stool? As I sat, Iruna pressed her breasts against my back. The feeling of being in contact with those massive, soft mounds was incredible.
The sensation of her hardened nipples brushing against my shoulder blades was exquisite. While I was enjoying the feel of her breasts, Iruna wetted my hair.
"Now, close your eyes. It'll hurt if shampoo gets in them."
Her skill in washing my hair without damaging it while massaging my scalp was no joke.
"You're quite skilled. Have you done this a lot?"
"Yes. When my mother was very sick, she couldn't move well. I washed her every time."
"What a devoted daughter."
"Not really. I haven't been able to send any money home since I came to the city."
Given the flow of the conversation, I expected her to ask for a loan. Sure enough, Iruna spoke up cautiously.
"So, Lord Sma..."
"How much do you need?"
"Ah! It's not that. I want to start working soon. I want to go into the dungeon you're in charge of and hunt."
I’d misunderstood. My face turned red from embarrassment. As I hung my head, Iruna let out an exclamation.
"Oh! I was just about to rinse off the foam, so stay just like that."
Iruna pressed herself against my body and poured water over my head. With the warm stream of water hitting my head and her even warmer breasts pressing against my shoulders, it was pure paradise.
"I'm done with your hair, so I'll wash your body now. Please wait a moment."
As I sat still with my head bowed, her slippery breasts stimulated my back. Could this be... the "breast wash" I’d only seen in eroge?
"Does it feel good?"
"It's the best. Where did you learn this?"
"I thought of it because I wanted to make you happy, Lord Sma. Hehe. I'm glad you like it."
After rubbing my neck, shoulders, and back with her breasts, Iruna turned around to stand in front of me. Her breasts, covered in just the right amount of foam, were incredibly erotic. The foam clinging slightly to her nipples was the finishing touch.
They say a little bit of covering is more erotic than being completely naked. Whoever said that first was clearly a man of culture. My little soldier stood at full attention immediately.
Seeing my rock-hard cock, Iruna gave a triumphant smile.
"I should start washing here first."
Iruna enveloped my cock with her breasts. My cock, which was much larger than average, was completely buried between them.
"This is amazing..."
The slippery flesh wrapped around me snugly, and it felt wonderful. The pleasure wasn't as intense as a blowjob or sex, but because the stimulation was milder, I could enjoy it more calmly.
The sight of her pure white breasts filling my vision gave me an incredible sense of satisfaction. Iruna moved her breasts diligently while meeting my eyes.
"Are Iruna's breasts the best?"
"Yeah."
"Then how about this?"
Iruna licked the tip of my penis that was peeking out. Every time her tongue poked the urethral opening, a spark shot through my perineum.
The urge to ejaculate was slowly building. I closed my eyes and focused on the sensation below, but then Iruna pulled her breasts away.
"Why did you stop?"
"It'd be a waste to just let it go like that."
I opened my eyes to see Iruna with her hands against the wall, sticking her butt out. Parting the slit of her pussy with one hand, Iruna pleaded.
"Lord Smaaa. Please give a reward to the Iruna who worked so hard."
Looking at her seductive backside, my hesitation vanished. What if the people sleeping outside woke up? So what. They were wasted and passed out; they might not wake up at all.
As I rubbed my cock against her pussy, the smooth flesh wrapped around the glans.
"It's so slippery. Did you get wet while washing me?"
"No. It's just leftover body wash..."
"If you lie, I won't give you a reward."
"You're right! I got excited watching you naked, Lord Sma. Please give your cock to Iruna's pussy that got wet so presumptuously!"
I thrust inside in one go. Paizuri is great and all, but sex is definitely the best. Even though I’d used it dozens of times, Iruna’s pussy tightened around my cock as if it were the first time.
"Haaah! Ahh!"
"Ugh. Whose presumptuous pussy is this?"
"It's Lord Sma's! Only Lord Sma can use it!"
"We did it so much today, and you still wanted more? Why are you so lewd?"
"I'm sorryyy. Ahh! Lord Sma's cock is just so good, hngh, I couldn't help myself. Just imagining having sex makes my head go crazyyy."
Slap, slap, slap.
The sound of flesh hitting flesh and Iruna’s moans filled the bathroom. Perhaps losing her strength, Iruna’s body slid down the wall. Her breasts, pressed against the wall, were squashed and flattened.
I grabbed Iruna’s arms and hammered into her even harder.
"Haaah! Haaahhh!"
"The tightening got even stronger. Do you like this position?"
"Haaah!"
I took that as a yes. My cock, which had already felt the urge to ejaculate once, couldn't hold out for long. Within minutes, I poured my seed into Iruna.
"Hehehe. Something warm is coming in..."
"That was great. But now we have to wash again."
"I want to wash you... but I don't have any strength in my body."
"Then I'll wash you."
After sitting Iruna down, I massaged her body. As I teased her stiff nipples and her twitching pussy, my cock stood up again.
Since we did it once, twice should be fine, right? Only after I’d filled Iruna’s womb to the brim with semen did the shower finally end. I spoke to Iruna, who was lying there with her legs spread like a frog.
"I'm going out first, so wash up and come out."
"Yeeesss..."
As I went to leave, I noticed the bathroom door was slightly ajar. Had I not closed it all the way? The sound must have leaked out.
Just in case, I checked on the two women, but they were still sleeping soundly. That was a close call. As I lay down on the bed, sleepiness washed over me. Feeling the body heat of Iruna, who had finished washing and crawled in beside me, I drifted off to sleep.