Chapter 213: The Succubus and the Guard (6)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 213: The Succubus and the Guard (6)
As the light faded, a green gemstone sat in my hand. It wasn't translucent like a Slime’s purification stone, but it radiated a brilliance more vivid than any emerald.
That makes two monster meat toilets acquired. I tried to put the purification stone in my pocket, but my legs buckled.
I nearly fell, and as I barely regained my balance, a wave of exhaustion washed over me. I felt more tired than I ever did back in my younger days after pulling two consecutive all-nighters with friends.
If I hadn't recovered somewhat through leveling up, I probably would have passed out right there on the grass like Geum Taeyang.
"Hey! Big bro! Why are you just lying there?"
I was working my ass off having sex, and this guy calls himself a senior but can't even find a single hole to stick it in? My respect for Geum Taeyang dwindled slightly.
No, wait. He wouldn't just be lying there for no reason. I handled most of the weed monsters and the Dryad, so what could have possibly taken him down?
Maybe he got so turned on watching me and the Dryad go at it that he started humping the ground? I picked up a branch and poked him.
"He really is unconscious."
How is he this weak? Well, whatever, he’s out cold. I should tell him the one thing he won't want to hear when he wakes up.
"The Dryad's virginity was fucking delicious."
"Really?"
"Gah! Scared the shit out of me."
The man who was just unconscious was suddenly sitting up. Geum Taeyang didn't even bother brushing the dirt off his clothes; he just stared at me.
"You really fucked her?"
"Yeah. Didn't you see?"
"A few weeds jumped me, and I just... lost all my strength..."
"I'm the one who saved you. You owe me your life."
"Fine, fine. But is that for real? You fucked that ferocious Dryad? And she was a virgin?"
"Yep."
I proudly showed him the Dryad's purification stone. At that, Geum Taeyang clutched his stomach and rolled around on the ground.
"Ugh! My stomach!"
"Jealous?"
"I'm so fucking jealous, goddammit!!"
Hehehe. This feels great. It seems even Geum Taeyang, who has fucked countless monsters, has never seen a virgin Dryad.
"Is a virgin really that rare?"
"You're asking the obvious. Monsters spawn naturally whether we enter the dungeon or not. Unless they're literally brand new, they usually get fucked by Goblins."
"I thought you said there weren't many Goblins from the 4th floor up."
"There aren't many. But they aren't non-existent. Those little shits are obsessed with virgins; if a new Dryad appears, they'll do whatever it takes to fuck her."
After fuming with rage at Goblins for a moment, Geum Taeyang sighed. His eyes held an emotion that was hard to decipher as he looked at me.
"That Dryad was strong enough to fend off all those Goblin attacks and protect her virginity... and yet you're the one who took it. Are you really Level 1?"
"I'm Level 12 now."
"Hah... Then what, are you a former mercenary? No, I was a mercenary myself; if there was a guy like you, I would've heard of him. Maybe a Knight..."
"Knight, my ass. I'm from an orphanage."
"The Orphanage Knights... yeah, right. What kind of idiot would name an order that? Are you really a 'no-parents' special?"
Was that a joke? It wasn't funny at all, but I gave him a polite laugh.
"Haha."
"Strange. I'd like to talk more, but it's dangerous to linger in a dungeon. Let's head out. You're tired, and I'm tired."
"I've been wanting to leave. How do we get out? Do we use a Return Scroll?"
In RPG eroge, it's standard procedure to use a scroll to return after clearing a dungeon. However, Geum Taeyang looked at me skeptically.
"How could we afford something that expensive? Thanks to you, we saved on the bribe for the guard, but if I had money for a Return Scroll, I'd rather put it toward the bribe."
"They don't drop?"
"We killed Goblins, Slimes, and a Dryad. How would we get a scroll from them? Let's just pack up the byproducts."
"Okay."
I was shocked as I diligently packed the materials. So only junk items really drop. For an eroge world, it's strangely realistic in the oddest places.
* * *
To exit the dungeon, we had to descend back to the 1st floor. We encountered other hunters along the way, but nothing significant happened.
"Hey. A face I don't recognize?"
"Don't touch him. He's a prospect."
"Geum Taeyang's? Fine. I'll leave him be."
Some guys who looked like bandits tried to pick a fight, but they backed off because of Geum Taeyang. Honestly, I thought it might have been better if they had started something.
Since I couldn't farm equipment from monsters, I might as well have killed some extras and farmed them. The female hunters we met occasionally always moved in parties of at least five; there were no women traveling alone.
Geum Taeyang explained that female hunters banded together because rapes occurred frequently inside the dungeon. After gaining more useful information, we exited the dungeon to find Clara waiting for us.
"You're out."
The cute demeanor she had when we entered was gone, replaced by a cold-blooded professional. Her expression was so icy it felt like the air itself was freezing.
"Yes. Thanks to Lady Clara, we safely..."
"Stop the useless chatter. I will proceed with the inspection. Take out all the spoils you obtained from the dungeon."
She really is prickly. We've already shown each other our bits; she could be a little friendlier. I wonder if she'd start tearing up if I showed it to her again?
Just as I imagined it, Clara glared at me.
"Don't try anything foolish. You are a person of interest. If you do anything even slightly suspicious, I'll send you straight to the dungeon."
"That's unfair. Where else would you find a person as virtuous as me?"
"He's right. Sma is a truly magnificent hunter."
"Whether he's magnificent or not is for me to decide, not you. If you resist again, I will subdue you."
Clara radiated an intimidating aura as she stroked the suppression baton at her waist. Oh, she's actually got some weight behind her. For a split second, a chill ran down my spine.
I didn't even get this feeling from the Dryad. She's not a guard for nothing. Then again, in eroge, guards are a class with a higher survival rate than knights or archmages.
Since this is an eroge world, Clara must possess the martial prowess befitting a guard. I stopped talking and took out the items.
Maintaining her expressionless face while inspecting the spoils, Clara's eyes flickered with interest when she saw the two gems.
"What are these? Gems shouldn't drop in a Low-Rank dungeon. Did you ambush another hunter?"
"No. Those are purification stones."
"You didn't... ambush a party with an official priest, did you? No such party entered. Blondie isn't a priest, and you don't look like one either. How did you get these? If you can't explain, I'm taking you to the interrogation room."
This bitch keeps threatening me. I've decided. The moment I become stronger than her, I'm fucking her. I'll remember today's humiliation and pay it back several times over.
Even if she blubbers and begs me to stop, I won't.
"Guard Clara..."
"Blondie, shut your mouth. I asked him."
"I'll explain."
I was about to speak when Geum Taeyang whispered urgently.
"Sex with monsters is illegal."
Wait, really? I thought battle sex was legal since this is an eroge world, but it's illegal?
This makes things a bit tricky to explain. But if I tell a lie like "Actually, I'm a priest," I'll be caught immediately, so I need to think of a plausible excuse.
I might not have been a child prodigy, but my brilliant and superior creativity came up with a believable lie.
"Today was my first time entering a dungeon. Since I'm from an orphanage, I never received systematic training, and I didn't have my own gear, so Senior Geum Taeyang here helped me out."
"Too much preamble."
"Anyway, during the battle, I got separated from Senior Geum Taeyang for a moment, and that's when I was jumped by a Slime."
"What?"
Clara's aura became ominous.
"Are you saying you just... had s-sex with a monster?"
"To be precise, I was raped. It felt good, but I grit my teeth and stayed focused. I didn't want to be eaten, after all. As I resisted with all my might, the Slime ended up being purified."
"Wait. I don't understand."
Clara clutched her head as if she had a migraine.
"So, to summarize, you're saying you had sex with a Slime and purified it. Is that right?"
"Yes."
"There are two stones."
"I was jumped by a Dryad after the Slime."
"I don't understand."
Clara gave me a suspicious look.
"Why would a monster jump a human instead of killing them?"
"Well... isn't it because I'm just that attractive?"
"..."
What's with this sudden awkward silence? Did I say something that wrong?
"You've seen it yourself, Lady Clara. You know why."
"Stop!"
Clara's face turned beet red. She completely avoided my gaze, likely remembering my cock.
"Whether it's a monster or a human, they're all attracted to something big..."
"I told you to stop!"
Having lost her composure, Clara shrieked. How cute. I want to tease her more, but I'll hold back in case she hits me.
"Anyway, fine. I understand, but I can't just let you go. What do you plan to do with the purification stones?"
"Actually, I get along well with animals. I plan to summon the monsters and walk the path of a Tamer."
"You know the conditions for awakening the stones, right?"
"Yes."
"Go to the Hunter Guild. I'll come to observe after I get off work."
"Then, may we leave now?"
"Fine."
Clara spoke coolly, but she couldn't hide her reddened ears. Her reaction is exactly like a virgin's. And what do we do with virgins? We fuck them.
This is going to be fun. I headed back to the Hunter Guild with Geum Taeyang.
* * *
In a private room at the Hunter Guild, the receptionist Melissa and I were waiting for the guard.
Geum Taeyang said he had someone to meet and told me to come to the inn where he was staying after the summoning ceremony. He promised to buy me dinner before he left.
"Receptionist Melissa."
"That title is so impersonal. Call me Big Sister."
"Okay, Sis."
I can't resist a big-breasted older sister. But was it because I had already felt the much larger breasts of the Dryad? No matter how much I sneaked a peek, I didn't feel that initial spark of awe.
So this is why Geum Taeyang didn't even look at humans. But I like both monsters and people.
"When will the guards get here?"
"Oh my. Are you bored being with me?"
"No, not at all. I actually prefer it. I want to be alone with you a bit longer."
"Really?"
Melissa licked her lips and leaned toward me. Did I just think her breasts weren't impressive?
I was an idiot. The cleavage peeking through her slightly low-cut top was incredibly erotic.
"I feel the same way."
Melissa blew a soft breath toward me. An act so seductive even a fool could recognize it as an invitation. It was an exciting situation, but strangely, something felt off.
I've never had sex with a human. Yet, this felt incredibly familiar. This feeling was something I could never experience through sex with a monster.
What is this?
—BANG!
As I was trying to sort through my confused thoughts, the door swung open violently. The guards were here. As expected, Clara entered first, followed by Mehya.
Mehya? How do I know that woman with the blonde-pink hair?
—Zing!
My head throbbed as if it were splitting open. Suddenly, a status window appeared, the values began fluctuating wildly, the surrounding scenery distorted, and blurred memories surfaced like shards of a broken mirror.
Amidst the collapsing world, only Mehya's voice rang out clearly.
"Actually, I've had a similar experience. Thanks to that, I was able to enter the virtual dimension. Sma. No, our junior, husband, and father-to-be. It's time to wake up from the dream."
The moment I heard Mehya's words, my memories returned. I am not the novice hunter Sma. I am a guard and a war hero. I am the Sex Master Sma, who has taken the virginity of dozens and made them my wives.
As my memories returned, my Sword Master realization shattered the illusion. The setting remained the same, but Clara had vanished, and Melissa had transformed into a female demon with two horns and wings.
Even without the demonic features, her seductive face and aura gave her away.
"A Succubus."
A dream demon that invades men's dreams to steal their essence. Rather than being afraid, I was glad to see her.
That's right. If this is a fantasy world, I should be fucking Succubi as well as Elves.