Chapter 127: The Mid-Rank Dungeon Guard (2)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 127: The Mid-Rank Dungeon Guard (2)
Serika, dressed in her alluring uniform, began her explanation.
"Low-Rank Dungeons consist of only a few floors, so they don't have specific themes. The monsters that appear are also quite ordinary. Dungeons located in coastal cities are a bit different, but that doesn't apply to this city."
This was a setting that hadn't appeared in the eroge that served as the basis for my profession. In the first place, that game focused all its effort on the female character illustrations; the checkpoint backgrounds were handled quite sloppily.
"I see. So, what is the theme of this dungeon?"
"You can tell just by looking at the interior of the checkpoint."
Serika pointed around. Unlike the Low-Rank Dungeon checkpoint, which had a mix of iron fixtures, this place had a strong eco-friendly vibe.
Weeds and small trees grew from the unpaved dirt floor, and the chairs and desks were all made of wood. Even the stand for the crystal ball was crafted from timber.
Even the water purifier, coffee maker, and microwave were wooden. Is this really okay? No matter how much magic is involved, I feel like everything's going to taste like wood.
"Do you understand now?"
"Does the water from the purifier taste like grass?"
"Think of it as drinking tea rather than grass."
So it really does taste like wood. I guess it doesn't matter as long as it tastes good. Serika is glaring at me, so I'd better just shut up and listen.
"Is it a forest theme?"
"Correct. You are quite sharp. The name of this Mid-Rank Dungeon is 'Forest.' It's a twenty-floor dungeon with a forest theme."
"Ooh."
As I gave a half-hearted reaction, Serika’s shoulders squared with pride. How can she be so cute?
"The monsters that appear range from Low-Rank Goblins and Dryads to plant-types like Mandrakes, beast-types like Howling Wolves, and disgusting-types like Orcs."
"Why are Orcs classified as disgusting-types?"
"Because they are ugly, are they not?"
People who like green-skins would cry if they heard that. Since I hate Orcs myself, I didn't argue. If this were a game, I would have liked them as 'spicy scene' generators, but in reality, they’re just a repulsive race that rapes adventurers.
I wonder how many female adventurers have lost their virginity to Orcs. I should have been the one to take them all. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil.
"There is a floor boss every five floors. Once you pass the 16th floor, Drake sub-species also appear. The boss guarding the 20th floor is a High-Rank monster, a Drake. Since it receives a boss modifier, it is stronger than the normal monsters found in High-Rank Dungeons."
"Is it alright for something like that to be in a Mid-Rank Dungeon?"
"It is fine. To become a High-Rank hunter, one must possess that level of skill. At any rate, because it is a forest-themed dungeon, it is quite popular. It is easy to find food inside the dungeon, and Elves and Beastkin visit frequently."
Finally, Elves and Beastkin! Honestly, I was disappointed that there were no demi-humans when I was in charge of the Low-Rank Dungeon. It’s a fantasy world, yet only humans kept showing up.
As if she had read my mind, Serika chuckled.
"Are you looking forward to seeing demi-humans?"
"Yes. I didn't get to see any in the Low-Rank Dungeon."
"That is only natural, as only demi-humans who have graduated from Low-Rank Dungeons venture outside. However, you must be careful. Demi-humans—especially Elves—are adept at reading human emotions. They will sense any dark intentions instantly, so watch yourself."
"Captain, do you not trust me?"
Serika let out a sigh. Her eyes were filled with worry.
"If it were before I had been held by you, I would not have worried. But now I know your true nature. You have held many women, have you not? I know that even the mother and daughter from the Lily of the Valley Inn have become your women, so how could I not worry?"
"Haha. Still, please trust me. I don't harbor lust for just any woman."
I gently pulled Serika into an embrace. Thanks to her thinner clothes, I could feel her body clearly.
"How could I look at other women when I have a beauty like you, Captain, by my side?"
"...And yet you held Tiarushi and Izumi as well."
I had nothing to say to that. I decided to just shut her up. As I kissed her, Serika’s expression softened.
"You trust me, right?"
"Mmm..."
"Isn't it about time to open the doors? I'll learn the rest through hands-on experience."
"Your work ethic is indeed reliable. Let us do that."
"I'll operate the crystal ball."
"Yes. That is how it should be."
Usually, the person with the lower rank does the grunt work. I wonder if they'll keep running the Mid-Rank Dungeon with two guards? When I was with Rena, it was nice because I could fuck women without worrying about others watching. If possible, I hope only people I know come in.
It’s greedy of me to hope Serika stays here constantly. In fact, it’s strange for someone who is the Guard Captain to come down personally for training.
As I operated the crystal ball to change its color to signal entry, I asked, "By the way, why did you come, Captain? Does the Captain usually come to train someone when they take over a Mid-Rank Dungeon?"
"...Did you not like it?"
A dejected Serika asked, looking at me tentatively. She was fiddling with her fingers, and honestly, it was so cute I thought I might die.
"Not at all. I love it. If possible, I want to be with you all the time, Captain."
"Fufu. I feel the same, but it is a pity. Normally, a third or fourth-year guard would be assigned, but I came instead. Because you are drawing attention from the higher-ups, I was able to get permission."
"Then will someone else come tomorrow?"
"That depends on how quickly you learn the duties and what kind of relationships you build with the demi-humans. Usually, guards only form friendships with either Elves or Beastkin, so two are stationed... but with you, one never knows."
"You said you were worried earlier."
I had found a chance to tease Serika, but a clueless hunter knocked on the door. There would be plenty of opportunities later, so I decided to save it for next time. Licking my lips in regret, I opened the door, and Geum Taeyang shouted.
"Lord Sma! I'm the first one here again—Hieeeek!!"
Geum Taeyang had a fit and fell on his ass. The other party members were the same. They trembled as they looked at Serika.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"S-Sorry. Seeing the youngest Guard Captain filled me with such respect that my legs just gave out. Right, seniors?"
"Right, right."
"Long live Captain Serika!"
Serika furrowed her brows at the blatant flattery. At that, the Monster Fuckers were overcome with terror.
"Captain? What's wrong with these guys?"
"I do not know. Perhaps they wish to go to prison?"
"Hieeeek!"
"This is perfect. I haven't been able to lock them up because of a lack of evidence, but seeing their reaction, I shall finally catch them today. You lot. If you do not wish to die, take out everything you have."
"Understood..."
Geum Taeyang was the first to empty his pockets. Since it was a subspace pouch, camping gear like tents and sleeping bags poured out in a heap.
From the other Monster Fuckers' luggage, only a few days' worth of food, potions, and scrolls like Return Scrolls appeared. No prohibited items like condoms or lube were visible.
"There's no problem, is there? Why are you guys so scared?"
"As I said earlier..."
"Cut the crap."
You guys ruined the Captain's mood.
"Actually, I wasn't born in this city. When I first entered the city, I was inspected by Lady Serika, and the memory of that time stayed with me."
"What was it like?"
"I do not recall."
Serika seemed genuinely clueless. Geum Taeyang gave a sleazy smile.
"Hehe... It's because you're such a beauty..."
"You bastard!!"
I thought he was a decent Monster Fucker, but he was living up to his name! Imagining what would have happened if Serika had been swayed made me feel disgusted.
I smacked him on the head, and without realizing it, I infused it with Aura.
Thwack!
"Guegh!"
"Whoa!"
Who said 'whoa'? When I looked up with sharp eyes, Serika gave an embarrassed laugh.
"Ahem."
I decided to pretend I didn't hear it. Geum Taeyang, sprawled out like a dead frog, squeezed out an excuse.
"That's why I was thrown in jail... I was beaten with a scabbard and needed four weeks to recover..."
"You should have said that first."
"I'm sorry..."
I didn't feel sorry. If we weren't acquainted, it would have been an immediate execution. I let it slide because of the bribes I'd received from them in the past.
"The luggage is fine, so let's just do the inspection."
"Thank you!"
The Monster Fuckers bowed ninety degrees. They took out potions on their own to treat Geum Taeyang and then obediently underwent the inspection.
Throughout the inspection, Serika watched me with proud eyes. As soon as the Monster Fucker party disappeared, with Geum Taeyang being the last, she hugged me.
"Sma! You are truly amazing! When did you learn to use Aura?"
"I realized it while being taught by Rena's Master. You seem very happy?"
"Of course! There were some opinions that it would be difficult to put you in charge of a Mid-Rank Dungeon because you were weak, but once it is known that you are an Aura user, those voices will vanish! If you continue to devote yourself like this, you could even take charge of a High-Rank Dungeon!"
I'd never seen the Captain this excited. She looked even happier than when I allowed her to grow crops in my garden.
Serika was practically jumping for joy while hugging me. I could feel the sensation of her breasts beneath her thin leather armor. And then there was Serika’s scent, which always smelled wonderful. As I took a deep breath, it filled my nose.
Serika, who had been hopping around, suddenly stopped.
"That thing touching my thigh. Is it perhaps your cock?"
"You're not shy about saying it anymore, are you?"
"Hng..."
She was so lovely that I hugged her tight. At the same time, I rubbed my cock against her stockings.
"Mmm... later..."
"I want to do it now."
"Are we not still working..."
"Then when do you want to do it?"
"After work..."
"What if I can't wait until then?"
Serika lowered her head deeply. She’s cute, so I’ll let her off the hook.
"Look forward to lunch break."
"...Understood."
Having secured the promise, my mind felt at ease. Let's work hard!
"Next person, please come in."
As I changed the crystal ball, three women swarmed in. Their looks and figures were outstanding, but the first thing I noticed was their long ears.
I pumped my fist. Yes! If it's fantasy, Elves have to show up!