Chapter 61: To the Labyrinth! (7)
Chapter 61: To the Labyrinth! (7)
Sometimes, even in games rated for fifteen-year-olds, monsters appear with a bit of "sexual humor" mixed in.
—Mara is here, pooooof!
They claim it’s a mushroom or something, but no matter how you look at it, no matter how much you analyze it, there are monsters that just look like dicks.
Actually, they are just dicks.
They are monsters shaped like phalluses, and there are plenty of them in the world of PAO.
To begin with, the concept of the Infinite Labyrinth itself is a place where the heteromorphic, the otherworldly, and the human psyche break down and collapse.
Since it’s a place where such creatures appear, the Rampant Obelisk standing before me is a fairly common monster in this Infinite Labyrinth.
Fighting this thing really makes a man feel like shit.
Right now, I was holding the Golem Controller, but my control and consciousness were embedded in the Living Armor, swinging a pickaxe with all my might.
[Sir Lewd! Every time you hit it with the pickaxe, its body gets harder!]
"I know. It’s disgusting."
Using the Living Armor, I focused my pickaxe strikes on the hardened areas as much as possible.
"If we keep slashing and pounding, the barrier will eventually break. We have to keep stimulating the surface. As shitty as it feels."
[Ugh, I feel this every time, but this enemy is truly...!]
"It’s a pain to deal with, but what can we do? That’s the curse of the Infinite Labyrinth."
It was a place that stimulated sin by taking the three basic human desires and piling about four more on top of them.
The things commonly referred to as the Seven Deadly Sins.
Among them, this Infinite Labyrinth most actively encouraged 'Lust,' making it easy for humans to fall into corruption.
In-game, they never explicitly talked about it.
Since 19+ games don't sell as well, they marketed it as a 15+ game and danced around the censorship to avoid getting flagged.
They changed sprites, added mosaics, or had characters use metaphors like "that thing" in their dialogue.
The cheerful labyrinth exploration of the protagonist and his companions was nothing more than a scam for 15+ sales.
In reality, this was a world of 19+ dark fantasy, thick with sticky, melting carnal desire.
And this place was reality.
Crackle.
"...Kh. Mother, what are you doing?"
I immediately turned my head.
"Mother. Grab it quickly. If you act like this, I can't clear that thing."
"I-I understand...."
Zenith, her hands clad in white gloves, grabbed my cock again.
I had asked her to cooperate to suppress the rampage of the Infinite Labyrinth, but she only grabbed it right before Astarotte was about to collapse.
How hard is it to just grab a cock!
Considering the people suffering from the Rampant Obelisk in the Infinite Labyrinth right now, she should be sucking it, let alone grabbing it!
"Mother. Just holding it isn't enough. Shake it. So the signal connects properly!"
"W-What does shaking this have to do with the signal?!"
"Because that’s how the signal to operate the Living Armor is transmitted better! Argh, damn...!"
It felt like playing a ranked match and getting disconnected because of bad Wi-Fi.
One might argue, why play ranked on Wi-Fi in the first place? But there are people who can only play in a Wi-Fi environment!
"Mother, take off your gloves!"
"What?! You want me to touch it... directly?!"
"Hurry! At this rate, the connection with the Living Armor will break and it'll be destroyed!"
"Ugh, uuu...!"
Zenith eventually pulled off her gloves and gripped my cock with both hands.
Zap!
[Are you alright, Sir Lewd?!]
"Yeah, I'm fine. There was just a brief disturbance."
While the signal was briefly cut, the battle had already reached its midpoint.
And a part of my body—the Living Armor—had sustained a large wound from the creature's attack.
"What happened? The signal cut out, Captain."
[The Rampant Obelisk swung its body violently! Like a whip. You couldn't dodge and were hit.]
"Ugh."
A major attack must have landed during that brief disconnection.
"Mother, I will hold you accountable for this later."
"H-Hold me accountable...?"
Zenith still looked like she didn't understand, but she didn't let go of my cock.
"W-What about this girl?"
"She fainted for a moment due to the excessive use of Sex Magic."
I held Astarotte, who was in my arms, tightly by sliding my arms under her armpits.
My cock was still buried between her thighs, and though I hadn't ejaculated once yet, it was standing tall and hard, just like the Rampant Obelisk.
"Ah. Captain. It seems we're reaching our limit here too, so let's finish this quickly."
[Understood! I will eliminate it immediately!]
Laura stepped in front of me and raised her bow.
Zenith’s eyes sparkled at the brilliant golden light, and I took a quick peek outside.
Amy is controlling things well.
Perhaps because Zenith had entered, no one was looking too closely at the situation inside the room yet.
It wouldn't particularly matter if it were known, but I wanted to keep the secret for as long as possible.
[Ha—at!]
As Laura pulled the bowstring, a golden trajectory flew out and accurately pierced the torso of the Rampant Obelisk.
Splaaaaash!!
[Kyaaa! Dodge it!!]
"Why is that thing spraying blood upwards like that?"
Of all things, the Rampant Obelisk was scattering its wounds over its head.
[You mustn't get hit! It’s a powerful acid attack!]
"I see."
Pulling Laura by the waist, I reached my Living Armor forward.
[Ah, that....]
"If the Living Armor gets corroded, I can just make another one, but I can't let you get hit by something like that."
Sssssss.
The body of the Living Armor began to corrode.
Smoke rose from the front of the armor, and I picked up another pickaxe that had fallen on the ground.
"Let's wrap this up. Serica."
[I shall end it.]
Kieeeeeek!!
Cracks began to form in the torso of the Rampant Obelisk, which was emitting a powerful aura that could be felt even through the screen.
The long, vertically slit eye was reminiscent of that other thing, and I gripped the pickaxe and ran forward.
"Mother."
"Y-Yes."
"I don't know what might happen while I'm concentrating, so if you feel something coming, block it with your hand."
"B-Block it? You don't mean...."
I had given the warning.
All that was left was to defeat that filthy monster with absolute focus.
With everything I've got!
Even if the Living Armor is destroyed, I will definitely crush that Rampant Obelisk.
"Serica!"
I raised the pickaxe high and brought it down with all my might.
Then Serica ran up behind me, stepped on my shoulder and the tip of the pickaxe, and leaped even higher.
Slice.
A single strike that split it exactly in half.
Splaaaaaaash!!
Thanks to the Aura imbued in the sword, the blood didn't splatter this way but exploded toward the back.
Kieeeeek!!
Then, an amorphous shape, a giant mass, emerged from the cross-section of the Obelisk that Serica had cut, spreading grotesque wings as it tried to flee inward.
"Yurdias!"
[I'll stop it.]
Even before I could give the order, Yurdias had already moved and thrown her daggers.
The strange creature that appeared from inside the Obelisk tried to flap its wings, but its movements froze from the daggers Yurdias threw, and it stopped momentarily in mid-air.
[I'll finish it!]
There was no need to give the order.
Crack.
At the same time the golden trajectory pierced the mass, the Rampant Obelisk began to vanish, emitting a powerful light.
Vroooooom.
Simultaneously, a thrill surged through my entire body, tensing my muscles.
Whether it was a regular boss mob or not, and even if I couldn't go there in person.
The pleasure of taking down a monster several meters taller than me alongside my companions washed over me.
"...Ruji."
And.
"......W-What should I do about this?"
...Zenith was cradling my glans tenderly with both hands, unable to move.
"Ah."
Glug.
In the pleasure of victory, did I just let it go?
There was no particular way to handle this.
Since Astarotte was currently unconscious.
"......Hmm."
Since it’s come to this.
"Did you know? They say semen is good for skin care."
"W-What kind of crazy talk is...!"
"Look at Laura."
I pointed forward.
"Thanks to sucking my semen every single day, isn't her skin smooth even though she goes into the labyrinth?"
"......."
"It’s no different from snail cream or slime cream. Or are you perhaps planning to throw away the semen of the Fermaton bloodline?"
"T-That's...."
"I'm joking."
I was already satisfied enough just by having come in her hands.
"Please put it in a bottle separately. Astarotte needs to research it, and later, I have to apply it inside that Living Armor too."
"Y-You're going to apply this?"
"Yes. It’s a very wonderful magic that Astarotte discovered."
Schlick.
I let go of the controller, grabbed Astarotte’s thighs from both sides, and wiped my cock against her thighs as I pulled her off from on top of me...
Drip.
Because Zenith let go, my semen pooled viscously on Astarotte’s thighs.
"......Tsk."
I grabbed the controller again.
"You guys. Clean up there and come up quickly."
I felt like having sex.
[We'll be up soon!]
[Sir Lewd. A magic stone has appeared.]
Serica picked up an object that had come out of the Rampant Obelisk with the tip of her sword.
A brilliant blue gem.
That was.
"......!!"
Looking at that gem, I felt a chill that made my cock stand tall once again.
A brilliant blue gem.
The very currency I had burned my last sparks on before coming to this world.
Lapis Lazuli.
Otherwise known as a Gacha Stone!
"Put that inside my torso and bring it out."
I don't know if gacha actually works here.
It’s probably impossible.
But if I have Lapis Lazuli, I can surely use it for something.
"Whew, good...."
"S-So... is the rampage over now?"
"Yes. My knight order happened to be there, so it’s been settled. I helped out as well. However...."
Not yet.
"My cock is right on the verge of a rampage."
I am desperate for sex.
"Mother. I leave the labyrinth affairs to you. I am busy because I have to prepare."
"Prepare?"
"Yes. To celebrate the victory...."
Squish.
"I'm talking about thick, hot, seed-sowing breeding sex."