Chapter 220: The Masterpiece That Will Solve All Problems (1)
Chapter 220: The Masterpiece That Will Solve All Problems (1)
I could hear them whispering behind me, but I had to keep moving forward in silence.
An Elf! I finally found one!
This is a fantasy world.
And not just any fantasy world—it’s a world based on a beautiful-girl-collecting gacha mobile game. In a world like this, how could there not be beautiful Elves?
There’s no way!
In fact, there are plenty of Elves. There are males and females, and among the adventurers, there are female Elf adventurers as well.
However, aside from being Elves, none of them are "Human Rights Characters." There is one female Elf adventurer who is quite obsessed with sex, though.
The Elf at the Adventurer’s Guild smells like a rank chicken coop, so pass.
She’s what you’d call the Messalina type. Perhaps she’s meant to be the antithesis of the typical Elf; she’s a woman who enjoys sex with various men as an adventurer. You could call her a living, breathing man-eater.
I lost interest in her immediately and wiped her from my mind after looking into her, but I hadn't given up on Elves entirely.
The world around me had already shifted from standard fantasy to "smut-tasy." In a world like that, how could Elves be missing?
That’s unthinkable!
Elves are a must. Even if I have to force one of my knights to dress up as one, I will secure an Elf no matter what. Whether it’s to capture a White Elf and a Dark Elf to squeeze out "white milk" and "choco milk," or to keep them as maids or my personal "Mana Cows" rather than knights, I want an Elf.
If the opportunity to catch an Elf arises—even with a few strings attached—I can’t let it slip away.
"A Sea Elf!"
I manipulated the Magic Stick, my heart pounding with anticipation at the prospect of meeting a Sea Elf.
"Haa... My Lord. Do you really love the idea of having sex with a Sea Elf that much...?"
Of course, my heart was also racing because of the sex I was currently having with Laura, but my soul was pounding independently of the physical stimulation.
"Because she’s an Elf."
"Elves are just pointy-ears... Ouch?!"
I leaned my head down and lightly bit Laura’s shoulder.
"Don't call them pointy-ears. That’s a racial slur."
"But aside from their big ears, they’re just a race similar to humans."
Laura, who was sitting in a face-to-face position with me, grumbled as she buried her face in my shoulder to avoid obstructing my view.
"They’re just a race that claims to love nature while having zero civilizational progress. They might be gentle and peaceful, but at the same time, they despise and exclude other races."
"Why do you hate Elves so much?"
"I don't hate them. I’m just saying that’s the kind of race they are."
Laura spoke in a dissatisfied voice, repeatedly tightening and releasing her grip on my cock.
"Do you really want to have sex with an Elf that badly?"
"You’re not just sulking because I’m focused on catching a Sea Elf instead of focusing on you, are you?"
"......."
Laura went silent. Instead, with her face still buried in my shoulder, she began to nibble on me just as I had bitten her.
"I’m sorry. But I can’t help it during this. My mind is currently focused on the knights who have entered the Infinite Labyrinth."
I lowered the Magic Stick—which had been developed to function like a tablet—and rested it on Laura’s buttocks.
"Asti was the same, and so was Zenith. Even though they were stimulating and touching my cock, I had no choice but to focus on that screen rather than what they were doing."
Men are strange creatures. When playing a game, even if a woman is giving them a blowjob, their concentration doesn't waver much.
—Oppa. I’m giving you a blowjob under the desk, and you’re still going to stand there and play?
—I can get a blowjob anytime, but we only win this round if I steal Baron.
—So, can Baron suck your dick?
—The thrill of stealing Baron and winning a comeback after losing three inhibitors is different from a blowjob. If Oppa wins this, I’ll take you straight to bed and eat you out.
—......Won't the blowjob ruin your focus and make you lose?
—I’ll win. Just get that pussy ready.
Well, if your concentration wavers, it just means you aren't desperate enough.
Fortunately, I possessed excellent concentration. That focus was a huge help in this situation, allowing me to give my all to controlling the knight, "Ya-han-nam," as he tackled the Infinite Labyrinth while I was having sex with Laura.
"Haa. I love having your cock inside me, My Lord, but this feels quite strange...."
"What does?"
"I’m right here with you, but if I move, you won't be able to focus on Ya-han-nam."
Laura was currently in a dilemma.
"If I tighten up and start grinding up and down, it’ll interfere with your controls, so I can’t do that. But if I just stay still, it’s no fun just having it inside...."
"Are you saying you want me to pound you while I do this?"
"......."
Laura teased me by licking my shoulder with her tongue.
"Fine. Since we’re at it, let’s change positions. Laura, get on all fours in front of me."
"...Huh?"
"Lean down like this. I’ll hammer you while standing up."
I signaled Laura with a hand gesture, and she slowly raised her body to take the position.
[Ya-han-nam has suddenly stopped moving. Is something wrong?]
"Nothing’s wrong. I just stopped for a moment to change positions with Laura."
Ya-han-nam had lagged. When my cock is exposed to the air, the controls for Ya-han-nam suffer from buffering.
"It’ll be fixed in a second... There, all done."
"L-like this?"
Laura spread her feet slightly and leaned forward, pressing her palms against the floor. A perfect downward dog pose. Her knees weren't bent, and her heels didn't leave the ground. It was a position that made it easy for me to slide my cock in once I adjusted my stance.
Squelch.
"Ooh, ah...!"
As I stood and lightly thrust my hips forward, a satisfied moan escaped Laura’s lips.
"Laura. If your posture breaks and my cock slips out, the knights could end up in danger."
"T-that won't happen.... I am the Captain, after all...!"
"With that resolve, I’m sure you can hold out."
Squelch.
I thrust my cock deep inside her once more.
"Ah-hng...!"
For a moment, I was terrified her posture would break, but fortunately, I didn't slip out.
"T-this... it’s hard to stay like this all the way to the floor, so...."
Creak.
Laura pulled a nearby tea table toward her. It was a wooden table and likely quite heavy, but she used her mana-infused strength to pull it until it touched her.
"Phew."
She let out a sigh of relief as she rested her elbows on the tea table. Her back curved like a slide, and she strained her neck to look up at the screen.
"L-like this, I can still give orders as the Captain while we have sex, right...?"
"Where did that girl go who was just complaining about me not focusing on the sex?"
"T-that’s..."
"You were just sulking because it wasn't fun tightening up on your own, and you wanted me to pound you, right?"
"...Hehe."
Laura answered by wiggling her hips from side to side, and I gripped the pad with both hands.
"If the controller stand moves, you’re dead."
"A-ahng...?! My Lord, my butt isn't a stand for your controller, ha-ah...!"
"Whatever you say."
I gently placed the control pad on Laura’s buttocks. The base of my pinky pressed against her skin, and I kept my eyes forward, occasionally pressing down on her rear with the back of my hand.
"I can see the 'pussy' area now. We’re approaching the spot where the Sea Elf was sighted, so focus even more from now on."
"Ha, haa.... I-it’s okay.... I’ll do my best to make sure the connection isn't cut, so please focus on the controls, My Lord. Just... keep pounding me hard... ah-haang...!"
"You’re absolutely loving this."
As expected, Laura... how should I put it? She seems to love sex. With me, of course.
"Laura. Even if the Sea Elf is as beautiful as the rumors say, I’m not going to go crazy for her."
I lightly pressed the back of my hand against Laura’s butt.
"I have a Goddess Pussy right here that doesn't even compare to some Sea Elf. Why would I bother having sex with someone like her?"
"Haa, haa. Is that so...? But did you know? Sea Elves... have a lifespan of about ten thousand years."
"...Really?"
I didn't know that. I thought the fantasy average was around a thousand years, but it turns out they’re more like Sea Dragon Elves.
"If it’s ten thousand years, I’ll probably die while having sex."
"Fufu, don't say that. If that happens... I’ll make you into someone who can have sex for over ten thousand years."
"...Oh."
That was... quite the statement. It almost made me lose my grip on the controls.
"Laura. Does that mean...?"
"In exchange, you have to have sex with me for those ten thousand years, okay...?"
"No."
I pressed down on Laura’s waist with the back of my hand and leaned over her.
"M-My Lord...?!"
"Ten thousand years isn't enough."
Like a dog mounting a bitch, I lay over Laura’s body and held the controller in front of her face.
"I’ll make sure we have sex forever, for the rest of our lives."
I whispered into Laura’s ear.
"Only with me."
"...Ah, what should I do...?"
The corners of Laura’s mouth trembled as she gave me a radiant smile.
"I’m supposed to be the one seducing you, My Lord. You shouldn't be the one making my heart flutter like this...."
"It’s fine."
Mwah.
I rested my elbows on the tea table and kissed Laura’s cheek.
"You don't even need words. Your pussy alone is more than enough to make me hard."