Chapter 208: The Mermaid Princess and the Perverted Prince (16)
Chapter 208: The Mermaid Princess and the Perverted Prince (16)
Goo-goo, ga-ga, I’m a baby Count.
I’ve become a Count—one of fewer than twenty in the kingdom, and one of only ten if you only count those who actually rule a territory rather than just holding an honorary title—but my life hasn't changed.
More responsibility.
More authority.
I have more power now, but my actions remain exactly the same.
The only thing that’s really changed is my title.
When I address Zenith, I have to call her 'Lady Fermaton' instead of 'the Countess.'
And everyone now refers to me as 'My Lord' or 'Lord Count.'
That’s it.
Nothing else is different.
I wake up in the morning and have morning sex with Laura, get a morning blowjob from her while I eat, confirm my power by checking Amy’s panties, handle the affairs of Fermaton Castle, and start my nightly exercise once the day's work is done.
If there’s one new addition, it’s that Nero, my new exclusive maid, stays by my side during office hours.
I never engaged in sexual acts during work hours anyway, but thanks to Nero, I can focus even more on my duties.
My routine is simple, but I live by it religiously.
And now, I’m about to create a bit of a different experience.
[Ah, ah. Is this coming through okay?]
"Yes, Lewd Man. It looks great."
Yurdias was filming me with a video magic stone.
Currently, I had descended to the Sea Zone on the 21st floor of the Infinite Labyrinth with Paladin Sonata active.
My party consisted of Yurdias, Serica, and the labyrinth assault team, including Laura.
Many of those who participated in the previous Succubus Queen raid were here as well, but I hadn't called them for a raid this time.
[Everyone, thank you for cooperating in the first AV shoot I’m filming as 'Lewd Man' since becoming a Count.]
I had summoned them as the crew for an adult video.
I’d been planning to film one as Lewd Man for a while, and I finally got around to it after becoming a Count.
The lead actor: Lewd Man.
And the lead actress…
[Commander Laura. Are you ready?]
"Perfectly!"
Disguised using a Mythstone—I didn't even know it had such a function—Laura had transformed into a completely different person.
There was no trace of Laura left; a long-haired beauty with blonde hair and blue eyes stood there wearing a white one-piece dress.
The slippers and straw hat were a nice touch.
She wasn't Laura. She was a woman entirely different from her.
The only thing she shared with Laura was the blonde hair; even her eye color was blue.
Even the body beneath the dress…
Her height, breasts, and hips had nothing to do with Laura.
In other words, looking at her from the outside, no one would ever suspect this woman was Laura.
[If I had come down here in my original body, I would have grabbed her, pinned her against that rock, and taken her right then and there.]
"Is she that much your type?"
[Of course.]
I patted the shoulder of the disguised Laura, who looked perfect for a 'beach date.'
"Um, Lewd Man. This look isn't secretly your specific preference, is it?"
[It’s not about my preference. You know whose face and body this is.]
Though she had blonde hair and blue eyes, everyone here knew whose appearance she had taken.
—Desmonica of Spawning.
For the lead actress, I had borrowed the appearance of the woman who had been the five-meter-tall Succubus Queen.
Since this body would be immortalized in an AV forever, finding a lead actress had been quite difficult.
After all, her face, body, and pussy would be on display.
[Then why not use me?]
Following Desmonica’s suggestion, conveyed through Astarotte, I had entered into a forbidden contract with her.
[How thrilling. If people watch the AV, I can absorb essence through that, can't I?]
I would make money from the AV.
And Desmonica would indirectly absorb the essence of men through the video.
It was something only possible within the domain of Fermaton, but Desmonica had readily lent her appearance.
Thanks to that, the knight and the lady on the beach currently did not look like Ruji and Laura at all.
[Then shall we begin? Our beach date.]
All of this was for a perfect, flawless, new-type porno that would spread across the world.
[Let’s film this quickly and get back to the surface. This is just the intro for the AV anyway; it won't even be three minutes long.]
No matter how much of a story an AV has, if the intro lasts longer than three minutes, people’s fingers start hovering over the skip button.
Actually, even one minute is a waste.
The capacity of a video magic stone is limited, and we have to capture the very essence of everything within that time.
[We’re only filming one thing here, Laura.]
I pointed toward the beach.
[We just need to film the scene where we walk hand-in-hand to that rock. Got it?]
Why?
[Let’s finish this quickly. That’s the only way Commander Laura gets what she wants.]
"And what is it that I want?"
[Sex.]
Because the sex…
Will be done back up at the castle.
[Then, starting now…]
Whirrr.
I pressed the wire connected to the video magic stone inside my helmet to start recording.
[Shall we film the intro date video?]
If the penetration and sex are the main course…
Then this is the appetizer.
* * *
One hour later.
"…I’d honestly rather just have sex."
While the team that had been filming at the shore returned, I took a break and sipped some milk tea.
"Good work, Lord Count."
"It was nothing. Amy, what did you think?"
"Are you referring to how Commander Laura messed up the recording multiple times?"
"No, no. I can understand that."
She’s not a professional actress, so NGs are bound to happen.
Perhaps because she actually thought of it as a real date, Laura got flustered and shy, making her movements quite awkward even though there was no audio being recorded.
It was cute to watch, but it must have been a chore for those filming and re-filming it.
One hour of work for a mere minute of footage.
A knight in armor and a lady walking leisurely along the shore, holding hands.
The lady leading the knight toward a secluded cave.
And finally, from the knight’s perspective, the lady placing her hand on his helmet and giving a seductive smile.
That was the intro.
The moment the helmet is removed, the moment the armor comes off, the scene transitions into naked sex.
Right here.
"Mother. Astarotte. Thank you so much."
"It’s nothing."
"Decorating a place to look similar is easy. Though we’ll have to make sure the walls don't show during filming."
Currently.
Zenith and Astarotte had placed a massive rock in an open area inside the Count’s castle.
A wide tent was spread around the rock, and the color of the tent was sky blue.
An illusion-like magic was cast around the tent.
"Anyone seeing the illusion on this tent will just think it’s the sky or the sea."
It wouldn't be a problem when filming the video later.
Because everyone would be too distracted by the feast of flesh to notice the background.
This was a sort of 'film set.'
—Earth mages of the Magic Tower. Create a rock.
—But, if you ask us to make it exactly like a rock on the beach… we’ve never seen it…
—Go to the 21st floor. See it for yourselves, film it with a magic stone, and then look at it. You’re to make an exact replica here. Can you do it?
—We will do our absolute best.
Implementing a rock similar to the one on the beach in the Infinite Labyrinth was somewhat difficult, but it was easily solved with money.
Magic is truly great.
Even if CGI isn't possible, it’s possible to decorate a set to look just like the real thing.
"Mmm, good. Now all that’s left is to wait for Laura to come up…"
"My Lord!!"
In the distance.
The filming crew that had entered the Infinite Labyrinth returned.
"You’re here, Laura."
"Yes! Um, being here in this form feels really awkward. Hehe…"
Laura, still in Desmonica’s form, scratched her cheek and laughed awkwardly.
Originally, Astarotte could have taken Desmonica’s form, but she had yielded the turn to Laura.
She said she was fine with sex, but being recorded on video was embarrassing.
As for Laura?
—As long as it’s not my own body, I’m fine!
She had said.
Well, if you think about the principle, it’s no different from VR sex.
Not that such technology actually exists here.
"Then, Laura. Shall we start right away?"
"Yes! Should I just start while dressed like this?"
"We can't just start."
I stripped naked in front of everyone.
"Wow…"
Everyone’s jaws dropped in surprise.
The cock was one thing, but my body had become that of a rugged warrior since becoming a Count.
If this were a movie, the director would have insisted on a nude scene.
"Um, My Lord. Are you really going to film with that body?"
"No. This is the body of Ruji Fermaton. Lewd Man has his own body."
I gripped another Mythstone, different from the one Laura had.
"…Transform!"
As I thrust it toward the sky, the mana flowing from the Mythstone began to envelop my body.
It wasn't exactly a 'form change.'
It was simply using Polymorph magic to change my hair color, eye color, and body shape.
Just as Laura had transformed into Desmonica, I had simply changed into someone other than Ruji Fermaton.
Yes.
My body from reality.
"Oh my…"
Everyone began to scan me from head to toe.
Since my body from reality came from an environment where it was much easier to build muscle than here, 'Lewd Man’s' physique was more than enough to capture everyone’s gaze.
"…Um, Young Lord. I have one request."
Yoanna, who was standing behind me, licked her lips as she looked me up and down.
"Could I… touch your muscles just once?"
"Of course."
I felt hands from behind.
Although my cock was a little—I mean, just a tiny, tiny bit—smaller than when I was Ruji Fermaton, my body could be said to be much more perfect.
And it wasn't exactly small, either.
If Ruji’s was in the top 0.1%, mine was easily in the top 10%.
Probably.
There was only one concern.
"Since you’re used to the taste of Ruji Fermaton’s cock, you might not be satisfied with this one."
"I-it’s okay. It’s not like this is my pussy right now, either."
It was Desmonica’s pussy.
"Good. Once the cue is given, everything, even the lead actors' whispers, will be recorded, so everyone must be quiet."
The filming…
"Then… Honey, shall we start with a kiss?"
"Yes… Oppa…"
Ended in one take.
Laura might be bad at everyday acting, but she was an expert at sex.