Chapter 201: The Mermaid Princess and the Perverted Prince (9)
Chapter 201: The Mermaid Princess and the Perverted Prince (9)
Once upon a time, we had a conversation like this.
"Oppa, can I play mobile games while I blow you?"
"What kind of crazy talk is that?"
She really did come up with things I could never have imagined from time to time.
"What? My hands can play with the phone, and my mouth can suck your dick."
"Then what about me?"
"You just keep doing what you were doing."
She pointed at my console.
"So, I play the console, and meanwhile, you suck my dick while playing a smartphone game?"
"Yep, yep."
"Is that even fun?"
"Why? You want to play too, Oppa?"
"Well, it’s a bit weird if I know absolutely nothing about what you're playing."
After all, she was my girlfriend; I couldn't just be totally ignorant of her hobbies.
I didn't have much interest in mobile gacha games, but seeing as she wanted to play even while giving me a blowjob, I felt a spark of curiosity.
"You're going to play this, Oppa? No, no. Don't do it. This is a total piece of trash game. You shouldn't just start it on a whim."
"Why?"
"Every time a pickup gacha season comes around, you can hear people's souls dying. Some people have poured at least 10 million won into this."
"How much did you spend?"
"......."
She went silent.
At my question about her spending, she avoided my gaze and reached for my pants.
"Oppa, want me to suck your dick?"
"Do you think I'll let you off just because you keep dodging the question like that?"
"Uh-huh!"
"...Sigh."
I knew her too well; that was the problem.
I had no choice but to stroke her hair, and she began licking my cock with her tongue while propping her smartphone up in front of her.
"I didn't spend that much. Just as much as everyone else."
"So, how much is that?"
"Oppa. Women carry around designer bags, right? I've never asked you to buy me a bag, have I?"
"So you're saying you spent as much as a luxury bag costs?"
"An eco-bag is enough for a bag anyway. Isn't it more worthwhile to cultivate a digital bonsai?"
"Sometimes I really don't know what kind of person you are."
Abnormal?
Extraordinary?
When it came to describing her, I could never find the right words easily.
If I had to use a metaphor, I suppose I'd call her 'quirky' or 'eccentric.'
Someone who was a bit open about sexual things—what she called an 'otaku's dream.'
A rare breed, like a mythical creature.
That was her.
"Oppa."
"Yeah."
"If I die later, you have to take over this account."
"...What kind of bullshit are you talking about?"
I grabbed her head and gave it a playful shake.
"Don't talk weak, and don't talk nonsense. Why would I do that?"
"Oh, come on, do it for me. It's actually pretty fun in its own way. If you start, I'm sure you'll find it fun too."
"I don't really see it. Is there something you absolutely have to achieve in it?"
"Hmm…."
She said.
"All Character Perfect?"
"What?"
"If there's a pickup character, I collect every single one without missing a soul. There are some characters that never come back if you miss the window."
She was determined to win every pickup gacha that opened each season.
"Collecting things like this is my joy in life."
"...It wasn't sex?"
"Sex with you isn't a joy in life, Oppa. It is my life."
Mwah.
She pressed her lips against my cock and gave a silly grin.
"I love you, Oppa."
"...It would have been much nicer if you hadn't said that while sucking my dick and playing a game."
"So, what's your answer?"
"I love you too."
And so, we came to know more about each other.
Later on.
There were times when I would suck her pussy in the 69 position while she rested her smartphone horizontally on my butt to enjoy her game.
Anyway.
That was how I started Prince Archive Order.
* * *
"......?"
It was a dream.
I had never dreamed of the past before, but for some reason, it felt like I had dreamed of the old days for the first time.
"What was that…?"
"Young Lord Ruji? Is something wrong?"
"Ah. Laura."
I stroked the hair of Laura, who had approached me with a worried face.
"Did I doze off for a moment?"
"For about… ten minutes?"
"......I must have been tired lately."
I had fallen asleep for no reason.
It seemed that while I had been throwing myself into the business, physical fatigue had unknowingly accumulated.
"It seems there's an essence thief stealing my energy. To think I'd fall asleep for a moment from being tired like this."
"...Are you talking about me?"
"Who else but you is the woman who takes the most of my essence?"
"Hmph…."
Laura pouted, and I gestured for her to come closer to my side.
"Laura."
"Kyaa! Y-Young Lord?"
"......."
I stayed still for a moment while holding Laura.
There was no reason.
If I had to give one, I could only answer 'just because.'
Correction.
No.
All of this was for the sake of the Adult Video.
"...Hmm, good. I think I can get back into that old feeling now."
It was to recall 'Lewd Man,' the protagonist of the K-Romance Sex Fantasy, rather than Ruji Fermaton.
Not a rapist whose name alone makes hymens tremble, but a Casanova—or something like it—whose name makes hearts flutter.
To emphasize the aspect of Lewd Man, I tried to be faithful to my role by thinking of the old days.
Perhaps that was where the fatigue came from.
I hadn't started filming yet, but acting is a truly grueling and difficult task.
"Young Lord. Um, may I ask you one thing?"
"What is it?"
"That transformed appearance of yours... where did you get it from?"
Was she talking about my appearance as Lewd Man?
Laura seemed interested in Lewd Man's face, which was created by reproducing 99% of my original face.
"Why? Is it because he's handsome after all?"
"Since it's you, Young Lord, that's a given, but... hmm, it feels like you, yet not like you at the same time?"
"......Then it's an effective transformation."
Just as Laura felt, it was fine if the perception of Ruji Fermaton and Lewd Man became completely separate.
The more they were separated, the more the sex shown as Lewd Man would feel like a fantasy to people.
"Why? Is it strange?"
"It's not strange, but it's just... something."
"What?"
"...If I fall for you when your appearance has changed, Young Lord, would I be betraying you?"
Laura began to fidget with her fingers, glancing at me nervously.
"Why? Did you fall for Lewd Man?"
"It's not that I fell for him. Hmm, if it were someone else, I think I'd be a bit reluctant...?"
"What if that is also me? What if I just decorated my own self in a different way?"
"...It's a bit complicated."
"There's no need to think about it so complicatedly, Laura."
I pulled Laura close again and patted her back.
"Lewd Man is me, and Ruji Fermaton is also me. If I am the Ruji of Light, then Lewd Man is the Ruji of Darkness."
The Sex King with souls of light and darkness.
That was me.
"Haha, I'm joking. Don't take it so seriously."
"You seemed very serious, though."
"It's a concept, a concept."
It seemed my transformation had enough impact to confuse even Laura.
"Or what? Do you want to be Lewd Man's partner now? Hmm?"
"T-That's..."
"Since I'm having sex by using Polymorph to turn into Lewd Man, do you want to be his partner and have sex too? No. I can't film and sell Adult Videos using my own knights."
I can take my woman's pussy as much as I want, but I won't sell my woman's pussy to others.
"I'm sorry, but I have no intention of making and selling sex tapes of you all. Even if all the Mythstones I have disappear and I have to dig the earth and farm right now, I won't try to secure power by selling your pussies."
I was making and selling Adult Videos to survive, but I wanted to keep my standards as a man.
"So it doesn't matter if you fall for Lewd Man, but I won't treat you like Ruji Fermaton would. Lewd Man has a concept."
"A... concept?"
"Yeah."
Just like a certain revolutionary who walks around with bandages wrapped around one arm claiming it's a curse, Lewd Man also had a firm concept.
"A man who is exactly what people wish Ruji Fermaton's opposite would be. That's what Lewd Man will be."
The antithesis of Ruji Fermaton.
"It's not a split personality or anything. It's method acting."
It wasn't a problem since I just had to bring out the 'me' from before I was possessed, rather than Ruji Fermaton.
It wasn't like my personality was fragmented.
It wasn't like Ruji Fermaton and Lewd Man were living in one body at the same time.
It wasn't like my ego was split and I was living with the personalities of Ruji Fermaton and Lewd Man separately.
'Lewd Man' was a 'role.'
The role of a heart-throb.
"Hehe. Is it because I haven't been having sex like Ruji Fermaton lately?"
"Pardon?"
"Is it because I haven't been roughly taking you, and you've fallen for the Lewd Man-style sex where I've been gently caressing you recently?"
"T-That's..."
"If so, let me make it clear."
I grabbed Laura's butt with my hand and whispered into her ear.
"A man who can be both a rapist and a master of pure love—that's me."
"...Are you saying it's like having a variety to choose from?"
"Exactly. Though it's absurd to say that you are eating me."
I was the one eating Laura.
Not Laura eating me.
"Even as Ruji Fermaton, I can treat you like Lewd Man as much as I want. Shall I show you proof?"
"Proof?"
"Yeah."
As Ruji Fermaton, not Lewd Man, I lightly caressed Laura's face.
"Laura."
Lowering my voice, I met Laura's eyes with a serious tone.
"When it's just the two of us, I'm thinking of calling you by a special pet name. How about it?"
"A-A pet name...?"
"Yeah. Not just shortening your name, but a pet name that only works between us."
The kind of cringeworthy things couples usually do.
"Laura. First of all, you..."
I whispered as I kissed Laura's cheek.
"Shall we start by having you call me 'Oppa'?"