Chapter 29
Chapter 29
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 29
Chapter Title: Literally the Perfect Human Form
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That was literally the perfect human form.
I had no idea what it was. No clue why Charlotte was sporting a dick and trying to fuck me with it.
Honestly, it made no sense.
But one thing I knew for damn sure.
'If she catches me, I'm screwed.'
Charlotte's bronze skin, rock-hard abs, perfectly toned and balanced muscles.
She was smoking hot.
Not as soft and plush as Olivia, so she lacked a bit of that feminine allure. But she was still gorgeous.
The daughter of heroine Celine, after all.
Her looks were flawless. Men would line up wherever she went. She could get by without any skills at all.
If a Miss Korea pageant existed in this world, Charlotte would be the undisputed winner. She deserved every bit of hype.
But that was only if she played the woman's role.
Right now, Charlotte had declared she was done with that. She was swinging a dick around, vowing to pound my ass. The kind of nonsense our village grannies might spout.
Who the hell would go along with that quietly?
Any guy with a functioning brain would see Charlotte packing heat like that and bolt in horror. No one's bending over for it here.
A man who offers up his ass isn't right in the head. Something's seriously wrong upstairs.
I'm normal. I like women's holes the regular way.
I only know pussy.
That kind of freak fetish? No interest in learning about it. Experiencing it? Hell no.
"Charlotte."
"Yes, Father."
Charlotte stroked her dick. She moved in slow, like some perverted old geezer circling a village virgin.
Gave me the chills.
I swallowed hard and asked,
"Before the regression... how did I react?"
"You threw a tantrum, begging me not to do it."
"......"
Dyke Prime had put up a hell of a fight. Imagine spending over a decade raising your kids, only to lose in strength and get forced. Can't even picture it.
"But you surrendered in the end."
Charlotte spoke with a faint smile playing on her lips.
"Once I slammed my dick into that pretty ass of yours... you were moaning like a bitch in heat in no time. Pure ecstasy."
"...You're insane."
"I am. Insane for you, Father. I can't hold back from embracing you."
Charlotte rolled her eyes back. So much white showing. Just like Olivia's gaze yesterday.
Eyes full of madness.
"Father, do you know the law of equivalent exchange?"
"...The alchemist's equivalent exchange?"
"You know it well. You mentioned it sometimes, so I figured you did."
"Why bring that up now?"
Charlotte's lips twitched.
"Equivalent exchange. Give me your anal virginity. In return, I'll give you mine."
"...I'm not an anal virgin."
First time was with that evening fling. Six years ago.
"Don't play word games. You know the 'virginity' I mean isn't up front."
"You crazy bitch."
"Father, choose quickly. Will you offer it up nicely? I'll be gentle. Otherwise..."
Charlotte spoke as if she'd respect either choice.
"...Who knows what might happen. If you try to run, I'll go all out. Might get a little rough. Sorry in advance."
"Rough? You're already being rough."
"This is minor. Ass is major."
"......"
Her words cut short. Eyes flashed like she was done dragging it out.
Then she charged.
Charlotte swung what she held. I raised my arm to block.
Squish-.
"Fuck!"
Her weapon was a forearm-shaped dildo. Silicone, up close.
She was serious about using that?
I pictured it without meaning to. The worst-case: losing to Charlotte and taking it up the ass.
'I have to win.'
Tenser than entering the Demon King's castle five years ago. Most nerve-wracking day of my hero career.
She was that threatening.
I dropped into stance. Formation A.
Mindset like chasing off a rowdy customer.
"No mercy."
"You showed Olivia mercy and got fucked for it? Heh, can't wait."
"......"
Aura blade erupted from Charlotte's dildo. Prime Charlotte was complete.
Top-tier anywhere.
Toss her in the kingdom, she'd snag Royal Knight Commander easy. That level of skill, and...
Why come to this backwater village to mess with me?
"You're soft. Prime was too nice to lay hands on you. Not me."
"Oh?"
"...No manners. Prime must've failed your upbringing."
I'll beat her just enough not to kill.
Drew my sword from sub-space. Black Light Sword.
The blade that lets me unleash the ultimate black aura blade.
Charlotte kept swinging her forearm dildo. Like it was plenty.
Toying with me openly.
"I was the hero! Strongest on the continent, number one in the world, unbeatable!"
"But in front of my dick, just a bitch who could do nothing but whimper."
Charlotte licked her lips. Snake-like tongue flick. Legs went weak. Goosebumps everywhere.
"Man or woman, once you're impaled on dick, you're done. Even heroes."
Her aura blade grew. Like a dick getting hard, reaching the bath ceiling.
"So get on all fours like a good pig."
"Y-You insolent bitch!"
Prime's unfinished family lesson. I'll handle it.
I rushed Charlotte, swinging my black aura blade. No way it'd be blocked by a dildo blade, I thought, thrusting the Black Light Sword.
Boom-!
Aura blades clashed, mana shards flying.
"No way..."
Charlotte stood firm. Unfazed against my black aura blade.
Black Light Sword. Not some normal weapon—a hidden piece.
And she blocked it with a dildo?
"Father, choosing fight over flight is admirable... but failing to gauge our power gap? That's a skill issue."
"Y-You look down on me? You?!"
I have pride. Failed to protect my women as a man, but saved the world. Carried that pride.
Confident in my skills.
Charlotte crushed it. In one clash—.
"Father, who do you think taught me the sword?"
"......"
"You did. You taught me everything."
Charlotte's eyes gleamed. Piercing insight.
"I see it. Your next move. Every form you can take."
"Shit..."
"I'll get there eventually. My dick, to your anal virginity."
Charlotte shook her hips lightly. Dick dangling between her legs. About my size.
Way smaller than her forearm dildo. Less intimidating.
She gripped the dildo, set her stance.
"Father, come at me full force. No regrets when I fuck you."
"You fucking...!"
I could see the future. Like with Olivia—getting wrecked and railed.
Run.
Second choice: flee.
That's when someone entered the bath entrance.
Olivia Prime.
"Where you running to? Spying on us?"
"Olivia. Coming out already?"
Olivia Prime showed up, and Charlotte chuckled.
"He'll lose the will to fight."
"Nah, he was slinking over here all scared, trying to bolt. What, stay put?"
"I wanted to chase a father running for real. You blocked the exit, so he gave up."
"My fault? Nah, that weakling's problem."
The two Primes gossiped like schoolgirls. My brain couldn't keep up.
"O-Olivia's presence slipped my sense..."
Bath had only me and Charlotte. No Olivia.
"Hiding from your senses is child's play, Dyke. Told you in the bath yesterday."
"......"
After cleaning, as I tried to slip out, the Primes stared right through me like they knew.
"Father, ready to take my virginity? I'm all set for yours."
"Charlotte's hymen looks tougher than yours. Wonder if Dyke dick can pierce it."
No. Even if I'm a limp-dick loser, not that.
"Fuck no, you goddamn bitches!"
I swung the Black Light Sword wildly. Couldn't fire aura blade—might wreck the bath.
Just flailing. Sword barrier to keep the Primes back.
Then a chill hit. Inside the barrier, presence emerged.
My shadow rose abruptly.
It was Nine.
"Nine, don't drain him too hard."
"Knew your eyes would roll back. Told you not to hold back."
Nine appeared behind me suddenly. Locked my arms and body tight.
"Crazy...! What the hell strength...!"
Olivia, Charlotte—no comparison. Instinct screamed it.
Nine's the strongest of the three.
"...Seeing Daddy throw a fit, I can't hold back. Sorry."
Stab-!
Sharp fangs plunged into my neck. Body froze instantly.
"Th-This can't..."
Even a vampire couldn't ignore all my resistance and endurance skills.
Slurp, slurp, slurp!
Except one.
"Tr-True Ancestor...!"
Nothing but the Lord's bloodline—.