Chapter 29 - Talisman
Talisman
Translator : Elizabeth
Chapter 29. Talisman
“Then I’ll think about it…. If you guys have any good ideas, please let me know.”
Viewers, who were suddenly hooked on titles, only calmed down after a promise to have a separate time to decide the fandom name later.
Then viewers reacting that it’s good.
- Let’s go with something cooler than Sword!
- I’m okay with being called Panty Ah-jin-ah lol.
- Heo-eog-geo-geo-eok-eok! Wha-wha-wha-what! Yujin’s Panty???!?!??
- (/∀＼) Ppan-jyu (Panty)!
“….”
I watched their speech and behavior for a moment, then unable to endure it, called a manager.
“Manager?”
- So what color is Ah-jin’s panty today???
- Ah.
- Ah-jin-ah Ssorry~ㅠ I’m sorry~ㅠ Please overlook this once ing~ㅠ
- Wait wait wait wait a moment.
- (((((゜o゜;)Just fan…! Just fan…!
Viewers realizing something is wrong only then and clamoring.
【‘[🗡]YujinYujin’ sent 1 KB!】
- YES! YOUR MAJESTY! Shall I cut those bastards right now?
To my call, the power-oriented manager picked as Hierophant answered with a donation.
I gave an order to managers including him.
“From now on, if there is anyone calling me Ah-jin, execute them.”
- ?
- Uh?
- ( ﾟｪﾟ)?
【‘[🗡]YujinYujin’ sent 1 KB!】
- …Ah that way?
“If you want to call yourself my fan, shouldn't you call my ‘name’ properly at least?”
【‘[🗡]YujinYujin’ sent 1 KB!】
- …Yep!^^
- Lol If you are a manager who finds it not easy to grasp Yujin’s mind already hit recommend lol.
- I am not a manager but gave recommend 7,163,672 times lololol.
- Am I the only one feeling the wall (gap) in manager’s footwork right now?;; Just asking before cutting kids chanting Panty seems SS-tier though;;
- Real;;
- If it were me would have banned bastards chanting Panty right away lol.
- ヘ(゜ο°;)ノ…Ddi-yong (Boing)!
- Manager work is really not easy lol;
Like that, after giving a rehearsal so managers can get used to the work, started managing broadcast in earnest.
- Turn on cam… (User has been blocked).
—[SYSTEM] ‘MeatWaterThief’ has been blocked from the channel.
- Knew exactly lol Not turning on cam because photoshop… (User has been blocked).
—[SYSTEM] ‘PpoGyumiPpo’ has been blocked from the channel.
- Your mom~ f*cking bit… (User has been blocked).
—[SYSTEM] ‘RadishTopUnableToSenseNarak’ has been blocked from the channel.
Even though follower chat was clearly enabled, there were quite a few people trolling still.
Reason such thing was possible was….
‘People who came due to SFC incident. Followed back then.’
Also reason why such number of people could flock at this dawn.
Soon, viewers reaching truth started expressing anger toward I Am Invincible.
- Chairman!!! It was because of you!!!
- Ah~~ Angry as much as 1000 subscription tickets~~~~
- Real lol What are you doing not sprinkling subscription tickets? lol.
- ( ・`д・´) Sub! Scrip! Tion!?
…No, expressed desire not anger.
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- No you things! Most of you guys also flowed into Yujin’s broadcast thanks to me back then!
- Ung? Is that so?
- N, no! I was just wondering whether to watch Tarot broadcast back then!
- Ah don't know~ Just angry~ Sprinkle subscription tickets~ Ah don't know~ Just angry~ Sprinkle subscription tickets~ Ah don't know~ Just angry~ Sprinkle subscription tickets~
- (； ・`д・´) …Sub?! Scrip?! Tion?!?
I Am Invincible protested in injustice but it was insufficient to calm down those whose eyes turned due to material gain….
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- …Subscription tickets will be sprinkled when trolling is low yes yes.
- Kya~ This is it~ As expected Chairman!
- Good now broadcast go.
- Okay done done.
- Yujin-nim proceed broadcast now.
Only after receiving his surrender, viewers showed appearance of calming down as if waiting.
Watching the situation like a skit, I was dumbfounded and muttered.
“…Why are you guys training the Chairman?”
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- I mean;;
- Lololol.
- Real no normal human lol.
- Hey! If Chairman just become toy quietly!
Although broadcast seemed barely calmed down like that, I could feel subtle chaos flowing in chat window.
‘…Everyone is excited. It’s the aftermath of my appearance reveal.’
Just holding back not to mix lines hastily with trolls clamoring demanding face reveal. Amidst that, a few familiar nicknames losing patience were being organized from chat window by manager’s hand in real time.
Watching that scene, I organized my thoughts.
Actually didn't have big repulsion to revealing face on broadcast itself. Since almost no business going out of house in the first place.
Reason starting broadcast hiding face at first was just because wanted to make clear fact that it is Tarot broadcast to the last.
Didn't seem image would be damaged revealing face now. Since there are tracks I walked so far.
‘When trolls are organized, shall I show face then.’
Concluding so, I decided to start full-scale Christmas broadcast finally.
“Now! It’s already passing 8 o'clock! Means only about 16 hours left for my broadcast!”
- Aah no no no no no no hurry start broadcast!!!!
- 16 hours;;;;; Only that much left?;;;;; Big trouble!
- Yujin-nim please read Tarot!
- ヽ(д｀ヽ彡ﾉ´д)ﾉN o T i m e!
“Right. Time is precious. So, I intend to proceed broadcast in slightly efficient way. Now I will make question board of today’s date on Twe’re, so please post questions there. I will pick and answer among them.”
【‘Gigimyomyo’ sent 1 KB!】
- Not receiving questions via donation anymore?ㅠㅠ
There were people expressing regret at that method, but this was really unavoidable.
“…Because number of questioners became so large that answering them all became physically impossible. Still don't worry too much. Probably if it’s serious question you can get answer.”
【‘Gigimyomyo’ sent 1 KB!】
- Yes! I will look forward to it!
A moment later.
I could see posts exceeding dozens. That too increasing in real time.
- Ung too many??
- Good if many well lol Maybe can see all those in 16 hours? lol.
- These bastards still don't know Yujin lololol.
- Real lol Here it’s obvious lol.
- ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ Here naturally it’s ‘That’ right?
As many viewers already expecting, I placed Tarot deck in center of table as if natural.
- Urk lololol.
- Prediction success this time!
- Tarot came out game over with this.
- ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉExpected~
[‘DestinyWatermelon’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Honestly I anticipate this situation very much lol Probably trying to classify posts with that Tarot, then we can also check result immediately lol.
- Real lolololol.
- Honestly there is Yujin’s skill seen so far so naturally believe, but being able to check immediately with eyes like this is different again lolololol.
- Heaped rice (content) admitted for this time.
- ﾟ+(人・∀・*)+｡♪ Doki Doki!
Like that amidst viewers' expectation I tried classifying first post’s type with Tarot.
[THE MAGICIAN]
“Magician. That too reversed. Magician usually means perfect existence but because too perfect can rather become existence of illusion. Also Magician is first among Major Arcana. That means….”
- Means?????
- Wow I saw that post first right now already dog goosebumps shudderdddd.
- Real dope shudderdddd.
- What f*ck everyone looking at post first lol.
- But title f*cking ridiculous lol.
“Just sh*tpost. That too ranking game post.”
Saying so I clicked post titled [Is it right to contact ex-girlfriend first who liked my Rollbook?].
Then.
———
[Is it right to contact ex-girlfriend first who liked my Rollbook?]
[Koshihikari]
1st!
[Comments]
———
Content exactly as divined appeared.
- Kya lolololol Dope even knowing lololol.
- Oh lol This is surprisingly fun? lololol.
- Next!!!! Hurry!!!!
- ＼(*⌒0⌒)ｂ♪ To next!
【‘Gigimyomyo’ sent 1 KB!】
- Wondered how she would interpret knowing Magician meaning but wow shudderdd.
Method planned to strike out viewers' questions efficiently drew hotter reaction than thought.
I also smiled pleased at that and examined post types one by one.
[THE FOOL]
“Fool. This would be just literally foolish post.”
- F*cking accurate lol.
- Fool lol.
- (σ≧▽≦)σ Dummy!
- Title lololol.
———
[Younger brother brought boyfriend home]
[GoGoGo]
Guys guys guys where to get Blue Mushroom to put in ramen?????
[Comments]
———
- Blue Mushroom f*ck-ah lol.
- Ramen recipe learned from someone from what Maple Leaf World? lololol.
Next.
[THE HIGH PRIESTESS]
“High Priestess reversed. Seems you want to know secret thing? Maybe my underwear color.”
- Goose—bumps.
- As expected Yujin-nim^^ Waiting for clear answer too^^.
———
[Yujin-nim I am serious]
[SeriousMucheon]
Ask politely.
What color is panty today?
[Comments]
- Me curious too real.
- Ah~ So so curious~
———
- Hmm… Mm… Ahem… So when answer to question…?
- Ah please don't behave dirty.
- Real guessing all sorts of things lololol.
- Too fascinating even knowing.
And question about what happened during broadcast today also came out.
[PAGE of WANDS]
“Page of Wands. Pure and passionate curiosity felt. No, everyone. Only at tenth did serious question post come out. Is this right now?”
- Haha;; Sry.. Lol!!
- (；゜∀゜)Awkward.
“…E-hyu.”
Click.
———
[I have question!]
[Gigimyomyo]
Yujin-nim earlier in middle of working you found earphones right.
Just what card came out for that?
And just how did you interpret?
[Comments]
———
- Ah that.
- Yes yes that was f*cking fascinating too.
- I want to know too.
- σ(´・ε・｀;)･:°∴ What is Tarot really?
Question post worthy of being question post came out for first time. I started explanation sincerely.
“First will tell cards came out then. Ace of Wands, Ace of Cups, and Chariot. Interpretation is simple. First view two Minor Arcana as elements.”
【‘Gigimyomyo’ sent 1 KB!】
- If symbol elements of Minor Arcana, Wand is Fire, Cup is Water right?
“Yes accurate. There add Chariot interpreted as meaning of balance. Balance of fire and water. In other words, means between gas stove and sink.”
【‘Gigimyomyo’ sent 1 KB!】
- ??????????
- No lol Makes sense but lol.
- F*ck can't follow leap of logic lol.
- Don't try to understand ‘Feel’.
- σ(ﾟДﾟ*) Uh-ung I understood.
Just in time next post was also about incident of similar moment. Although direction of that curiosity was completely different.
[PAGE of CUPS]
“Mmm. This is also curiosity, but related to delusion.”
- Delusion lol.
- Curiosity and delusion ac—curate.
———
[Asking about incident occurred when Yujin-nim was translating!]
[Sommers]
In middle when moan was heard from outside Yujin-nim reacted as if it was frequent occurrence, by any chance can know because of what shameless humans???^^
I intend to scold them severely in my head^^.
[Comments]
———
“…Kick (Giggle).”
Seeing that post I spilled laughter inadvertently.
- ???
- Why laugh right now?
- What is it??? What???
- Uh uh now why laughing?
“Ah, well. If dare want to know have no choice but to tell.”
As I reacted holding laughter full….
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- ^^;; No no no okay just won't know please.
- No no no no no.
- ?Why few guys running wild suddenly?
- I turn off speaker won't listen yes yes.
Those sensing something ominous poured out urgent chat.
“In our neighborhood there is couple famous for fighting reconciling fighting reconciling fighting reconciling.”
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Stop.
“They are in 50s. Those people.”
- Kuaaaaaaah!
- Uweeeeeehhhck Fck fck f*ck bastardddd.
- Why are bastards like that??? Can't 50s tteok (sex)?
- Ah lol;; Hate myself predicting why they are like that lol;;
- ??????
- ( `_ゝ´)?
Actually most viewers didn't have much reaction, but there were those reacting exceptionally violently.
I smiled kindly and said.
“From now on during my broadcast let’s not do weird things.”
- Ah f*ck surely.
- You guys …did it with that?
- What are you middle schoolers? lol.
- Even wasn't sound Yujin made lol Self-inflicted retards lololol.
- Dumbfounded so funny lol;;
- ！Σ(×_×;)! …!
Even after that analyzing posts continued.
[THE MAGICIAN]
“Reversed Magician came out again. Unlike first post openly illusion this is wearing mask clearly. Title and content will be plausible. So just pass. Since whatever I say will deny unconditionally saying no.”
- Ah real?
- Ah f*ck lol Was sympathizing with that question and worrying seriously lol.
[‘Mafia’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Not though? You guessed my intention accurately right now?
“….”
- So means deception post correct f*ck-bird lol.
- Is that horse or fart right now lol.
- (；´ﾟдﾟ｀)????¿??¿¿¿??
“…My Sword?”
【‘[🗡]YujinYujin’ sent 1 KB!】
- YES! YOUR MAJESTY!
—[SYSTEM] ‘Mafia’ has been blocked from the channel.
- Power desire accurate lol.
- That bastard is Hierophant certain lol.
- H i e r o p h a n t B e h a v i o r.
- ｡･(つд`｡)･｡I want to do sword too~
Like that mostly were joke-mixed questions, and occasionally serious questions were mixed in between. Reacting to such posts one by one time passed quickly before knowing it.
Then became time to eat breakfast, and I filled stomach with retort curry heated in boiling water.
Was it seeing that appearance, such question flew in.
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- Yujin-i didn't you say you are sincere about eating in your own way but aren't you eating too roughly?
【‘Gigimyomyo’ sent 1 KB!】
- Eh indeed eat something more delicious.
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Yujin-ah! Surely were you really three-day resolve! Saying making handmade food last time shouldn't expect right?ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ.
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Ahㅠㅠㅠㅠ Was waiting for that subtlyㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ.
As it went naturally words I said came out.
“Ah, that. That actually, cooking tools ordered while ago arrived so tried using but breaker went down. So….”
Making excuse not excuse about that, wondering just how shocking that was violent reaction poured out.
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- ?????? Breaker goes down because used cooking tool????? No was daldongne such place??????
【‘[🗡]YujinYujin’ sent 1 KB!】
- YOUR MAJESTY…
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Hurry move house Yujin-ah… Money wouldn't be lacking…
“Wait a moment, wait a moment. First this story came out too well. Actually even without that because that was too sorry, I prepared something else just in time.”
Thinking it worked out well just in time, I laid out talismans completed by putting commission to Kim Seon-yu on table.
What I requested was only ten sheets, but he drew remaining twenty-one Major Arcana together saying thanks.
Appearance of something engraved with red ink on yellow paper was unmistakably talisman. But looking closely unlike characters of talisman commonly thought picture was drawn.
That too Arcana embodied with various organs of human.