Hae-dong's Live Rampage and the Sniper's Shot
“Huff!”
I leaped high into the air.
“Hah!”
I landed lightly.
- Kaboom...
“Dokgakchon’s heavenly general Hae-dong has arrived!!!”
- Crack crack crack.
A shower of skeletal cheers rained down!
One landing, five kills.
Satisfying.
This was the power of a million-sub YouTuber.
Two thousand viewers the moment I went live.
By the end of the fight, it'd easily hit a hundred thousand.
Edited upload? Ten million views no problem.
I never forgot to snag eyes with a creative, intuitive stream title.
Even with a million subs, basics were basics.
“S-some really bad villains just pulled off a terrorist attack, folks! You know me, right? Dokgakchon’s heavenly general, mighty Hae-dong? I'm protectin' Seoul, yo! Don't worry, everyone!”
Villain names? Couldn't remember, so I just called 'em bad. Done.
Five down on landing, four more over there.
“How dare they mess with our good citizens! Huff!”
High leap.
I soared way past the buildings, giving a quick cityscape view before naturally swinging the angle toward my targets.
Urban skeletons in my sights.
Locked dead center. Angle fixed. Then—
Vertical plunge.
- Shwoooosh...
The wind-whipping roar paired with the skeletons rapidly filling the frame for that raw action thrill.
This was live. What the hell did those fake-ass edited clips have over this?
That anyone would prefer them!!!
- Kabooooom...
Three of the four shattered beyond recognition.
Left one standing on purpose.
Now for sandbag time.
“Feast your eyes on a heavenly general's combat, folks!”
The mindless skeleton lost all will to fight—or so it seemed—
- Crack.
Snagged in Hae-dong's grip by wrist and hip bone.
The mere grasp pulverized bone; combat ineffective already. But Hae-dong wasn't done.
Baobab-thick calves wrapped the skeleton's frail leg bones,
twisted the core, then slammed mercilessly downward.
Martial Arts
Wrestling - Leg Wrap Twist
- Kraaaaa-boom!
Asphalt cratered deep.
“Don't touch Seoul!”
Perfect hook line for thumbnails and first ten seconds. Nailed it.
Skeleton to dust. Only a massive ogre left.
That scene? Seven thousand live witnesses.
Chat on fire.
Trolls banned fast.
Managing chat vibe? Streamer basics.
“Next! Huntin' the next batch! Right now, Seoul citizens are sufferin'! If you're watchin', stay inside! I got this, yo! Yeah!”
Screams that way. Skeletons galore.
“Three minutes. I'll clean 'em all in three! You know I deliver when I say I will, right? It's me, Hae-dong, yo?”
Full throttle speed and action frenzy.
Not a second for viewers to blink.
Hooking and entertaining? Ogre specialty.
Untouchable wizardry.
“Huff!”
Leap,
“Hah!”
Land.
- Kabooooom...
Shattered skeletons launched skyward.
“Gonna snag the villain ringleaders first and give 'em a beatin'. Easy peasy! Their vibe's all different, yo! Just trust me—”
Leap,
“And believe!”
Land.
- Kabooooom...
“This...!”
Perfectly placed villain. Dark-stained face tried saying something to Hae-dong, but
- Grab.
Golem grip on face,
slammed into the ground.
- Kabooooom!
“Next! Next villain!”
Overwhelming slaughter.
What was so special about it anyway? All the fuss.
Mood soured a bit, but whatever.
Broad magnanimity? Peak ogre trait.
Forgiving eyes wandering to lesser spots,
even letting 'em learn a lesson.
One-sentence summary?
You guys eat this shit up!
“Check it out!!!”
- Kabooooom!
Ghostly precise landing on another villain.
Dark face framed, gripped, slammed into a wall this time.
“Blink of an eye, right? Almost done, folks! You're safe!”
Emergency reports said two villains left.
One flashy wrestling finish,
and the last? Super special plan.
Namely,
Legendary bold statement!
Pondered hard on the way from command since,
handpicked single-line 『finisher』.
Provocative wording, clear message. Topic magnet.
The grand finale of today's battle.
Expect it.
It finally popped up.
Obvious Necrophilia handiwork.
Why they showed now? World clueless.
I had a hunch.
“Please don't do this.”
Too many fucking assholes out there, but no way I'd pick a fight.
I just wanna chill in my room... I like it now. Don't make my life harder.
No, the more I thought, the pissed I got.
What'd I do so wrong?
“Shoulda refunded.”
【Necrophilia】
“Shoulda said no.”
Regrets piling up.
Craved a rewind.
I'm so damn unlucky...
But no choice.
Spilled milk—lick it up.
Small mercy: I'd practiced.
Won't sit idle.
Gonna kill 'em for real.
They got no clue where I am anyway.
They'll hunt hard. But with MMM and air rounds holding like beams, you're dying quiet and mysterious.
Nice mind control.
Confidence up.
“Yeah. Let's go. Try me.”
Probably their villains summoning skeletons.
Live updates said
Confidence down.
Not one villain—multiple.
So fucking unfair. Even left alone, I'm barely hanging on solo,
“Why this far?”
Rational inference kicking in.
Some other agenda?
Not worth this for just me.
Might not even be about me.
But shaky legs? No fix.
- Rumble...
Noise still distant.
Skeleton soldiers? Gotta be super bony.
No real sightings, no feel.
Won't fly, so ground bot image from training.
Smash 'em before they close.
Sniping chops solid.
Miss? Fire again. Till it hits.
- Creak.
Window cracked. Key: stay undetected.
Attack only if unavoidable.
Then,
- Grind grind grind.
Bones roughly scraping.
Here. Dead.
Two skeletons from that alley.
Spawn point seemed miles away—already here?
Whatever.
Close for funny business or too scary? Kill.
Scoped at 3x, heart pounding calmed, focus locked—
What the.
Skeletons staring not at civilians, but up at empty sky. Like something there.
Creepier somehow, tension maxed—
Then insane scene.
- Kabooooom...
“Aaaah!!”
Screamed without thinking.
3x too vivid.
Huge beast plummeted from sky, log-legs crushing skeletons.
That beast... seen it.
Goblin?
Yeah, the YouTube-famous one.
Dokgakchon guild master Hae-dong.
Remembered—recent contract request from him.
And he just saved my ass on skeletons.
Wait, this—
Massive gut feeling.
Am I... safe?
Dokgakchon? Top tank guild.
Not just tanking. Goblin collective.
Skeletons? Necrophilia? Crushed easy!
- Warmth.
Chest heating up.
So damn secure.
Why didn't I think?
Villains whatever,
Korea was great.
Especially Seoul.
What an idiot. Thought I had to handle solo.
Countless hunters way beyond a scrub like me.
“Goblins rule. So cool.”
Clutched hot chest, cracked window wider.
Felt properly safe now.
- Thud...
“Whoa. Holy shit.”
Massive goblin rocketed skyward.
Just smashed alley skeletons nearby,
already way over there.
League apart.
Ground slams booming. Probably smashing skulls.
Majesty overflowing, filling my body.
Every cell patriotic.
Thanks for protecting. Dokgakchon.
Goblin rampaged places, massacring skeletons.
Live update voice: ‘Hae-dong’ eliminated villain echoing.
“Insane. This is really...”
Pre-awakening, convenience store days.
Remember trolling goblin's stream announcement comments.
What a dick I was. Why?
I slept safe thanks to cool goblins.
Regret day today.
Then,
- Screeech!
“!!!”
Civilians screaming, fleeing that alley.
Back to window hide, scope focus.
Goblin still over there. Skeletons left here?
Tension rising.
Barely breathing, locked in—
Damn. Of course.
Not skeleton. Villain.
Last one.
Updates said four villains down.
This guy's finale, but
Should I take him?
Wanna end this fast, snipe him.
- Creak. Creak.
Adjust zoom. Crystal clear.
Fuck.
Dark-stained face villain visible.
Finger on trigger to kill—
No good.
Civilians still fleeing nearby.
Street close; miss chance low, but
Can't risk. Non-lethal.
Skill Warning.
Hit that, pins his feet.
Then shatter his mind,
wait for goblin Hae-dong to descend.
Decision made.
- Hummm...
‘Warning’ activating.
Steady Shooter faint tremble feel.
Firing. I'll hold him.
Scope locked, trigger nearly pulled—
- Thruuuuum...
Whoa insane.
Distant goblin already here, grabbing last villain's head.
No need to even debate shooting.
This secure?
Of course I trolled pre-awakening for a reason.
Great. Korean hunters.
Especially goblins!
- Whoosh!
Goblin Hae-dong gripped villain head, soared skyward,
landed gargoyle building rooftop.
Tiny villain vs goblin—pathetic, flailing midair head-grabbed.
Pure respect.
Ended crisis in seconds.
Hae-dong—no, Hae-dong sir—deep breath on roof, staring sky.
Me, max beneficiary scoping close.
“Holy shit, epic. So grateful...”
Hearing Necrophilia terror? Scariest ever.
My recent deed—thought today might end bad.
Idiot. Such a fool.
With our Hae-dong sir here? Blasphemous thoughts?
“So sexy. So cool...”
Clap clap clap.
Genuine applause.
HP-safe soft claps, of course.
“Wow... really...”
Exclamations spilling.
Damn past me. Daring hate comments.
This moment, unavoidable decision.
Tucked such greatness into my lowly pupils,
this honor demands worship.
Withdrawing goblin support... starting today.
Out of fan relation,
into one body with goblin unity.
Attacks on goblin = attacks on me.
Goblin, my light.
My life.
My love.
My absolute.
“Unregistered scum, hear me!!!”
“?”
“Demon bastard! I'll catch and kill you—”
- Peow...
I shot the goblin.
End