The Lamborghini Surprise and Hospital Checkup
Mom must've been feeling really sick inside because it took her forever to come out of the bathroom.
By then, it was already impossible to make our appointment on time.
I had no idea why she'd even bothered changing clothes, but with the whole family finally gathered, we headed down to the underground parking garage where our car was parked.
I hadn't seen the outside of our apartment since we moved in.
Of course, my memories from when I was two were still crystal clear, but walking these corridors at nearly 190 cm tall felt completely different.
These hallways were this narrow?
Luckily—or maybe not—we didn't run into any neighbors from the complex on the way to the car.
When we finally reached the underground garage, I followed Mom to where our car was parked.
Passing by the familiar cars I'd seen in my past life, we arrived at...
What the hell.
Our family car... a Lamborghini?
There it was, a pitch-black Lamborghini Urus gleaming like obsidian. No other cars were parked next to it—as if anyone was afraid of even scratching it with a door ding.
And to drive the point home that this was really ours, Mom pulled a flashy key fob from her bag.
-Beep beep
"Whoa... Before we got this, we had to squeeze into those tight spots between cars just to get in. But now that we have such an expensive ride, no one parks next to it. It's actually pretty convenient~"
Me, riding in a Lamborghini in this lifetime? Was this a dream or reality?
Well, considering she'd saved enough to buy a place in Seoul just a year after I was born, a single Lambo was probably pocket change.
From the looks of it, Mom had deliberately chosen an SUV model to fit the whole family. I'd figured she'd go for something cute and compact like other women, maybe a Porsche.
Who knows—there might even be another car somewhere else, a personal driver's toy I didn't know about.
"A-alright... let's get going!"
Mom kept glancing at me nervously, like she was gauging my mood, and hurriedly set off for the hospital. Probably felt bad for making us late because of her bathroom break.
To keep my promise to my sisters, I climbed into the middle back seat and draped my arms around their shoulders on either side.
Yuri casually scrolled Instagram with her AirPods in, like it was no big deal, while Yuna nuzzled into my chest, purring like a cat.
Okay, time to come clean about something.
Truth is, I still struggle with dealing with women.
That's normal for men in this world, sure. But my case was different.
Theirs was a primal hatred of the female species as a whole. Mine? Trust in women had hit rock bottom.
Of course, my family was the exception. They'd treated me well from the moment I was born.
And thank God the only women I'd met so far were family—otherwise, the trauma from my past life still lingered in a corner of my heart.
I'd even lost sleep worrying if some woman might pull that kind of crap on me again.
Once we left this parking garage, the whole world would be swarming with women.
Back then, I'd have been scanning every corner, on high alert. But not this time.
My genes were superior from the start, so I had total confidence—physically and in looks—that no one could match me.
So if some woman tried to mess with me...
I'll just give her a harsh lesson then...
If words alone didn't cut it, my non-Asian-level junior could deliver the punishment.
The one I'd never gotten to use in my past life... back when it was just average-sized.
Now, with this world's exceptional physique, I was itching to use it to put every tormenting woman in her place—my dick twitched at the thought, trying to rise.
'Donghae waters and... Baekdu Mountain...'
I barely calmed the erection after mumbling through the second verse of the anthem.
With top-tier beauties like my sister and little sis pressed against me, I had to be extra careful.
The last thing I wanted was them thinking my hard-on was because of them.
I pulled out my phone from my pocket and killed time with a mobile game until we arrived. Before I knew it, we were at the hospital.
This was the Men's Exclusive Hospital in Jamsil, Seoul.
Mom had explained on the way that all the women working here went through special university training to suppress their sexual urges around men.
So no worries, but still, don't get complacent around civilians who might pounce—she'd drilled that into us.
I nodded vaguely, said sure, and let her worried advice slide right past.
Even among this world's men, I was pretty sure I was the strongest—my physique gave me that confidence.
Unless the opponent was some world-champ judo athlete, anyway.
After parking in an empty spot, we headed to the first-floor reception desk and asked the receptionist.
Whispers followed us the whole way.
They were probably gossiping about my unusual looks.
The nurse at the desk flinched when she saw Mom and me approach, then stiffly stood up.
"H-hello. What brings you here...?"
She seemed super tense—definitely a newbie.
"Yes. My son is here for a physical exam for special school admission. Where do we go?"
"One moment. Your son's name?"
"Park Minhyuk."
"Park... Minhyuk-ssi... Date of birth?"
After giving the basic info, our reservation popped up on her screen. She let out an "ah" and explained kindly.
"Your appointment was at noon, so you're a bit late. But we're not busy or backed up, so it should be fine. The exam room for Park Minhyuk is on the 8th floor—take that elevator."
"Thank you."
I flashed a warm smile and bowed slightly to the friendly receptionist. She blushed, flustered, not knowing what to do.
Kinda cute.
The whispers from behind kept going—I didn't miss a thing.
"Hey, check out that guy. He's so unique."
"Yeah. Don't most men here freak out at the sight of women? Wait, is this one weirdly into getting jumped by them? Some kind of fetish?"
I shrugged off the nonsense and headed up to the 8th floor with my family.
Another reception desk awaited, with a few nurses chatting idly. When the elevator doors opened, they waved us over enthusiastically.
"Over here~ Come this way!"
Bouncing lightly in place, she was clearly an extreme extrovert—MBTI E-type for sure.
And what's with those explosive tits? I can almost hear the buttons screaming from here.
The bubbly nurse kindly explained everything to Mom.
From the week-long inpatient process to visiting hours.
"Your son is... enrolling in a specialized college, right...? It might be tougher than expected... Is he prepared?"
"He begged to go. He's a quirky one, huh? Hehe..."
Mom's worry was obvious, but the nurse laughed it off reassuringly.
"Well, if he's that set on it, no need to fret too much! We'll take over from here. Family can visit Minhyuk around 7 PM tonight for the first time. Feel free to use the amenities downstairs in the meantime! So... Minhyuk?"
She reached out invitingly.
Then Yuri and Yuna on either side clung tighter, refusing to let go.
"Ugh... let go... I gotta do this..."
"Something feels off here... it's dangerous..."
"O-oppa..."
I pretended it hurt, hoping they'd release me, but they only hugged harder, bodies screaming defiance.
"Haha... you get along great with your sisters? That's unexpected."
"Ahaha... one sec..."
Dragging them like ornaments toward the elevator, I whispered.
"Not here... You both know how bad I wanted to go to school."
"B-but...!"
"Something's up..."
I sighed and made a bold offer.
"Fine... How about this? Let me go nicely now, and..."
"And?"
"...?"
"One hour!?"
They both gasped, hands over mouths.
Since they were kids, always glued to me, Mom and I invented "10-minute free use passes" or "30-minute ones" to cope.
Homeschooled, I needed study time, but these siscons barged into my room whenever free, begging to play.
Our solution? The free use pass system.
If they did something praiseworthy, they could redeem it for uninterrupted time with me.
But no bothering me outside those slots.
Normal people would've ignored it and pestered anyway.
But the allure of total freedom during that time blinded them—they accepted the silly deal instantly.
It let me surf the web, invest in stocks, hit the gym without hassle.
And when they cashed in, I played for real—house, board games, arm pillows, hugs, whatever.
This "one-hour free use pass" was a first since we started the system. Their eyes sparkled as they let go.
"Deal! Pinky swear?"
"Oppa... if you lie, Yuna will cry..."
They released me, and I prepared to follow the nurse.
Mom grabbed my wrist as I passed, face worried.
"Minhyuk... call if anything happens. Mom will come no matter what..."
"Nah, Mom, don't worry."
I thumped my chest confidently.
"Whose son am I?"
The nurse giggled at my bravado—who knows what was so funny.
Mom smiled, relieved, and waved.
"Alright, let's head to the exam room~"
The nurse led me inside.
The frosted glass auto-door slid open, we entered, and it sealed shut behind us.
Thus began my week of examinations.