Territory Expansion (1)
Yehyeon clutched her startled chest, letting out a long breath.
“Aigoo~ Fuck. You scared me. What? You want to taste Haun’s cock too?”
“If that’s the case… will you let me have a turn?”
Wh-what did she just say? She hadn’t come to save me?
The shock left me opening and closing my mouth like a fish, but no sound came out.
“We have to follow the proper order. First, I’ll milk that pale cock of his, swallow a mouthful of his cum, and then I’ll pass him over.”
“Ugh… So you’re telling me to lick up whatever you’ve already slobbered on?”
“Tsk, so picky. Then how about we split this bastard’s big dick and share it?”
“Hmm… What should I do?”
“Wait, hold on. Sua, why are you acting like this too? If you do this, how am I supposed to look Taehyun in the eye?”
I pulled myself together and tried to reason with Sua.
“Hehe… You’re right.”
Her face was full of a mischievous, predatory grin.
“Ah… What should I do, Yehyeon? Haun just said something that completely killed the mood. Too bad my boyfriend is his best friend, so I can’t do anything… and I’d hate to see you having all the fun alone… So I guess I’ll just have to ruin it for you.”
“Ugh, you’re seriously the worst! Just break up with him then!”
“Haun, if I break up with Taehyun, will you cum nicely down my throat?”
“Are you… insane?”
“See? Yehyeon, you might not know this, but we’re best friends, the two of us.”
“Ah, fuck. Then I’ll just quietly fuck off.”
“Are you mad?”
“Yeah, you bitch. I’m fucking pissed.”
“But at least your dick isn’t hard anymore, right? Good. Now that you’ve calmed down a bit, think about it. Think about what’ll happen if Kwon Juran catches you.”
“……”
For a moment, I stood there blankly, at a loss for words.
“Haa… This is so fucking annoying, you damn bitch.”
Whether the curse was aimed at Juran or Sua, I couldn’t tell. She spat it out and stormed out of the lounge.
Whew…
“Then we should…”
“You sit down for a second, Haun.”
Sua took a seat on the sofa first and gave me a small smirk as I hesitated.
“I’m not going to eat you. I was just scaring you on purpose.”
“Right? Still… I was really surprised. Why did you do that?”
“I wanted to wake you up a little. Why? You know what kind of girl Yehyeon is, yet you followed her to a place like this?”
“No, that’s not…”
“You need to be more self-aware. You already look like you could seduce any woman just by standing still, and now everyone’s seen that incredible cock of yours. Just looking at it is enough to make a girl’s pussy go crazy, you know.”
Though it seemed my own dick had gone crazy in a different sense.
“You really need to watch how you carry yourself.”
She stood up from the sofa and headed for the door.
“Let’s go. I’m supposed to meet Taehyun, so I’ll see you later.”
“W-wait… You’re meeting Taehyun right now?”
He wasn’t a victim of my hypnosis pendulum. He might look at the corrupted Sua strangely.
“Why?”
“Before you meet Taehyun, look at this first.”
I pulled out my phone from my pocket, intending to show her the posts I’d seen earlier about male and female sexual desire. Maybe seeing them would change something. Even if not, she might at least notice that something was off.
“What is it, Haun? Are you trying to keep me here? Can I take that as you being jealous?”
This isn’t the time to joke around, you woman!
“No, that’s not what I—”
“If not, then I’m going. See you later.”
With a cheerful wave, Sua walked away.
This was bad… Worried, I followed after her.
Once she stepped outside, I saw Taehyun sitting on a bench that circled a large tree across the way. I hid behind some shrubs in a nearby flowerbed and watched them.
For a while, the two of them talked with serious expressions before they began an intense discussion, looking at each other’s phone screens. No, the one getting heated was only Sua. Taehyun looked like he was being scolded, then grew awkward, and eventually blushed in embarrassment… Wait, blushing from embarrassment?
That bastard Sua couldn’t have said something vulgar, could she?
No. If she had, he wouldn’t just look embarrassed—he’d look shocked. Come to think of it, the two of them had already spent the night together. I had no way of knowing how Sua acted when they were having sex. Even before the common sense alteration, she might have acted lewd enough to make Taehyun blush.
Deciding I was worrying over nothing, I headed toward the library. I planned to return to the classroom only after lunch was over. Looking at my classmates—especially the girls—felt incredibly uncomfortable.
The final bell had rung and homeroom was almost over.
“Haun, could you stay behind for a moment? I need to see you.”
The homeroom teacher’s voice carried a subtle, coquettish tone. Logically, there was no way she would risk her career and future to target me, but if she mistakenly believed that even teachers touching students was allowed, it would be a huge problem in many ways.
“Um… I want to go home early today…”
“I… I see. That’s too bad…”
Even with so many students watching, she couldn’t hide her disappointment.
“Well then, everyone, have a good day… See you tomorrow.”
The other kids left the classroom without even properly saying goodbye, as if they couldn’t care less. This was really becoming a serious issue. I couldn’t afford to do anything strange outside. If the whole world had been altered, I wouldn’t have to worry about this… but I couldn’t just walk around with my pants off, waving my hypnosis pendulum around either.
While I was lost in my worries, my friends—who had agreed to walk home with me today to avoid running into Juran—suddenly spoke up.
“Haun, we’re heading out first.”
Betrayal?
“Alright then, shall we go, Haun?”
Instead, Sua approached me.
“I already told the others. I’m more reliable than they are, right?”
“No, you’re not. I can’t trust a girl. I need to be careful with how I behave.”
This was petty revenge for what she’d done earlier. Because of this girl, my plan to teach real common sense to the crowd of kids waiting with the AI right after leaving school had been completely ruined.
Akasha was an AI that had offered solutions to countless problems facing humanity. While humans who used it could be distrusted, there was no one in our generation who would distrust an AI that delivered only accurate, unbiased information and derived only the optimal conclusions.
“Tsk… Can Taehyun come along too?”
Before she even finished speaking, Taehyun entered the classroom with a chuckle.
“Oh… Seong Haun. I heard something amazing happened.”
“You’re laughing?”
Before I could even answer, Sua’s cold gaze froze Taehyun in place.
“Ah… No… Sorry…”
It seemed Sua was upset that her boyfriend was giggling inappropriately about the situation. And Taehyun, knowing that, was apologizing. Maybe whenever she turned icy, the word “sorry” automatically popped out of his mouth. With him, it was entirely possible.
“Save the lover’s quarrel for when you’re alone. Since you went out of your way to send the others off just to walk with me, let’s at least head home in a good mood.”
“Hmm… Then, to lift the mood, want to come over to my house?”
“Sua, that’s a bit…”
Sua’s suggestion put Taehyun in an awkward spot. No matter how close we were, no guy would want another man coming over to his girlfriend’s house.
“I agree. Just follow the original plan and escort me home.”
Even though the two of them were together, I still felt a lingering sense of unease. In that case, I would change the plan. I would reveal the real common sense right in front of these two. Sua might be shocked, but rather than letting her feel confused somewhere I wasn’t, it would be better to set the stage and have Taehyun help calm her down if things went wrong.
With the thought of leaving school as quickly as possible, I passed through the entrance when—
“Oppa!”
Hayeon was standing there alone, as if she had been waiting for me. Her face was expressionless. I couldn’t tell if she was worried or angry.
“Oh? Haun’s little sister…”
Sua, who had never met Hayeon before, recognized her immediately. She must have heard that we looked alike.
“Yes. I’m his younger sister. And who are you, coming out with my oppa like this?”
This kid… her nerves were still razor sharp. As soon as third period started that morning, she had heard the broadcast and immediately bombarded me with Kkotok messages asking what was going on. I had met her during the next break and reassured her that it was nothing. Still, she might have heard about what happened with Juran. Under normal circumstances, a rumor like that would have spread throughout the entire school. But because I had been so focused on the common sense alteration, I hadn’t paid attention to the atmosphere surrounding that incident.
If she knew… how would she take it?
In the past, she would have despised me for exposing myself in class and begging a girl to let me cum in her mouth. But the day after I made my wish, she changed too. It was hard to say it was a direct result of my wish. If Mom had wished for a happy family instead, who knows. Since she hadn’t seen my hypnosis pendulum after the wish, her common sense should still be intact. She would probably just think Juran was an especially crazy bitch.
In that case, I… even if she didn’t despise me, she would definitely be ashamed! Her older brother, getting molested by a girl, getting hard from it, and then begging in front of everyone to cum. If I were her, I’d be so embarrassed I wouldn’t even be waiting here like this.
This kid… she really has become kind. Waiting here out of worry for me was unnecessary, but I was grateful for the sentiment.
“As for me… I’m oppa’s closest friend?”
“No. My closest friend is this guy right here, Jeon Taehyun. And this girl is Taehyun’s girlfriend.”
This bastard Sua, before lecturing me about self-awareness, how about you develop some awareness that you’re Taehyun’s girlfriend? Didn’t she realize that introducing herself like that would hurt Taehyun’s feelings?
“Nice to meet you. I’m Ji Sua.”
She smiled brightly as she greeted her. What a sly snake. She knew exactly what she was doing. She was deliberately teasing her boyfriend and enjoying it. That was why Taehyun always took my side whenever I called her a vicious woman.
“You had a little sister, huh.”
Taehyun looked back and forth between us siblings as if surprised. It made sense—he had only seen us pretending not to know each other until last week.
“You were waiting for oppa? To go home together? What a close brother and sister.”
“Yes… I was worried…”
Hayeon answered Sua but glanced at me. Her expression looked somewhat dissatisfied, though I couldn’t tell what was bothering her.
Anyway, I decided to carry out my plan.
“Akasha.”
The name of the integrated AI that connected the global AI network. As soon as the three of us stepped past the school gates, I called it up on my phone and asked about male and female sexual desire.
I cannot answer sexual questions.
My plan had fallen apart from the very beginning.
“Wait, why?”
I comply with domestic laws. In accordance with South Korean artificial intelligence regulations, any conversation regarding human sexuality is blocked at the source.
‘To think I’d end up agreeing with Yehyeon…’
I remembered how she had raged, calling this a Confucian Taliban state. She had thought public fellatio was taboo everywhere and found it excessive. But for the first time in my life, at this very moment, I deeply sympathized with her.