Chapter 453: Barbarian Revolution (2)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 453: Barbarian Revolution (2)
The name of this project would henceforth be the Holy Land Redevelopment Plan. Even though we had yet to sell a single piece of land, I knew the plan would succeed. Inquiries from the other barbarians were already rolling in.
There's no need to do any more promotions. Soon enough, all the barbarians who weren't present will hear about it through word of mouth.
Then all that was left would be to sell.
"Uhm... Bjorn?"
"Chieftain."
"That's what I meant to say! Chieftain, why aren't we selling the land right away? There are already so many warriors who want to buy it?"
The reason for that was simple. "Like you said, there are plenty of warriors who are looking to buy some. The issue is that we don't have that much land to sell. We won't be able to sell it to everyone."
"Then shouldn't we be selling it now to the first barbarians who want to buy it?!"
I was glad to see that Ainar had accepted her new calling as a merchant, but unfortunately, she still had a lot left to learn. If we sold the land to the very first bidder, then what would we even get for it? None of the barbarians had savings, so we would have to sell the land for an unnecessarily cheap price.
"If there are warriors who want to buy land, tell them to come back on the fifth of next month. I won't be selling anything until then."
The fifth of next month was the perfect time to open the market. The barbarians would have just returned from the labyrinth, meaning that would be the time of month they'd have the maximum amount of money on them. I'd decide how much land to sell based on the number of interested barbarians. If one hundred of them made an offer, I could sell it to thirty, give or take a few.
Ainar tilted her head in confusion after hearing my plan. "Huh? Why wouldn't you just sell it to all of them?"
I kindly began to teach her the ropes. "First off, we can't sell too much land right away. We still don't have enough people to take care of the administrative side of things."
"Oh...?"
"Secondly, if we sell it all at once, we won't make that much money." The concept of real estate hadn't been properly established in the minds of these barbarian warriors quite yet.
"...Won't make much money? What do you mean?"
"Think about it. Only thirty of the one hundred were able to buy land. What do you think the rest would do?"
"...They'll wait for next time?"
"A few of them might, sure. But others will try to buy the land from the owners for a higher price."
"Oh! That's definitely true! Right now, those warriors don't have the money to do that, but later on, they definitely will..."
Man, she really had gotten pretty smart. I took a moment to inwardly admire her growth, then went on to explain the heart of this redevelopment plan. "In the end, the land will eventually become even more valuable than the original selling price. Aren't weapons the same? The popular items aren't sold in bulk but instead little by little over time."
"Oh! Then the first warrior who resells their land will make money for free?"
Finally, Ainar had arrived at what I was trying to say.
"That's right. And the most important part is they'll go tell the other warriors how they made money quickly without lifting a single finger."
Your descendants could inherit the land? The inherent value of having it under your name? Being able to save on rent? All of that was just an excuse to reel them in. The only thing that mattered was convincing them that buying a piece of land was the best move.
"The warriors..." Ainar marveled in a trembling voice. "They'll go nuts for it, even the ones who said they didn't see a reason to buy land..."
"Yeah. It's a quick and easy way for them to make money. All they have to do is buy the land and resell it."
It was like a money-copying bug. In a way, it was similar to Kharon's backpack revolution. He may have started it for the sake of protecting a warrior's honor, but in the end, it always came back to money. Even barbarians loved money.
I should sell some of the land to a select few of them first rather than going through an auction process.
I had no intention of stopping this money-copying bug from being used. Even if the bubble burst later when people started to catch on, it would already be too late. This was still the most efficient way to build up the tribe's funds in the shortest amount of time.
...Though I should probably avoid the introduction of mortgage loans. I'm sure we'll have other sources of income to use before it comes time for that anyway.
I was more worried about the near future rather than the distant one. I knew barbarians being introduced to the concept of real estate would grab the attention of the other races. But still, I judged that this was the best option we had.
It doesn't make a difference if we stand out even more than we do now, so there's no point in worrying about it. And it's only right that I put raising the tribe's status before all else.
It wasn't like we barbarians would be the first to enter the real estate market in this world either. The dwarves and beastpeople had already sold the majority of their respective holy lands to bolster their funds. Everyone would just think that I copied the other non-human races.
Phew... Now onto finding my administrative team.
There was a lot of work that still needed doing before I could put shoes on the feet of our young warriors.
***
The same day I spread the good word of real estate to the barbarians, I reentered the city around lunchtime. As soon as I arrived, I went straight to my first meeting.
"It's been a while, Shavin Emoor."
I correctly assumed she would be at her house since she was currently unemployed. "...Huh? B-Bjorn?" She was surprised to see me show up at her door unannounced but still welcomed me into her home.
"I'm sorry. I was going to come visit you earlier, but I was busy."
"Not at all! I'm the one who should be sorry. I just... had no idea you would come here to see me."
"Of course I would. We're friends!"
"Oh..."
"Besides, I have an offer for you. Well, more like a favor to ask."
She looked moved when I called her a friend but then grew visibly tense. "A favor to ask...?"
"I heard you lost your job, so I was wondering if you could come and help me. Or maybe recommend some people you know? I need people who are capable of doing administrative work, and I need them to be as trustworthy and reliable as possible."
"...You must really need some help if you came to me."
"You were the first person I thought of, actually. I don't know anyone else who does those sorts of things. It's only right to ask a friend for help at times like these."
After listening to my reasonable explanation, Shavin took a moment to think the offer over. But it didn't take long before she readily agreed to help. "All right. If you are willing to pay me at my previous rate, I will gladly help you. I'll bring some trustworthy people along too, naturally."
"The warriors..." Ainar marveled in a trembling voice. "They'll go nuts for it, even the ones who said they didn't see a reason to buy land..."
"Yeah. It's a quick and easy way for them to make money. All they have to do is buy the land and resell it."
It was like a money-copying bug. In a way, it was similar to Kharon's backpack revolution. He may have started it for the sake of protecting a warrior's honor, but in the end, it always came back to money. Even barbarians loved money.
I should sell some of the land to a select few of them first rather than going through an auction process.
I had no intention of stopping this money-copying bug from being used. Even if the bubble burst later when people started to catch on, it would already be too late. This was still the most efficient way to build up the tribe's funds in the shortest amount of time.
...Though I should probably avoid the introduction of mortgage loans. I'm sure we'll have other sources of income to use before it comes time for that anyway.
I was more worried about the near future rather than the distant one. I knew barbarians being introduced to the concept of real estate would grab the attention of the other races. But still, I judged that this was the best option we had.
It doesn't make a difference if we stand out even more than we do now, so there's no point in worrying about it. And it's only right that I put raising the tribe's status before all else.
It wasn't like we barbarians would be the first to enter the real estate market in this world either. The dwarves and beastpeople had already sold the majority of their respective holy lands to bolster their funds. Everyone would just think that I copied the other non-human races.
Phew... Now onto finding my administrative team.
There was a lot of work that still needed doing before I could put shoes on the feet of our young warriors.
***
The same day I spread the good word of real estate to the barbarians, I reentered the city around lunchtime. As soon as I arrived, I went straight to my first meeting.
"It's been a while, Shavin Emoor."
I correctly assumed she would be at her house since she was currently unemployed. "...Huh? B-Bjorn?" She was surprised to see me show up at her door unannounced but still welcomed me into her home.
"I'm sorry. I was going to come visit you earlier, but I was busy."
"Not at all! I'm the one who should be sorry. I just... had no idea you would come here to see me."
"Of course I would. We're friends!"
"Oh..."
"Besides, I have an offer for you. Well, more like a favor to ask."
She looked moved when I called her a friend but then grew visibly tense. "A favor to ask...?"
"I heard you lost your job, so I was wondering if you could come and help me. Or maybe recommend some people you know? I need people who are capable of doing administrative work, and I need them to be as trustworthy and reliable as possible."
"...You must really need some help if you came to me."
"You were the first person I thought of, actually. I don't know anyone else who does those sorts of things. It's only right to ask a friend for help at times like these."
After listening to my reasonable explanation, Shavin took a moment to think the offer over. But it didn't take long before she readily agreed to help. "All right. If you are willing to pay me at my previous rate, I will gladly help you. I'll bring some trustworthy people along too, naturally."
"How much did you get for working in administration before?" Shavin cautiously revealed her salary, but the pay was much less than I expected, so I pushed to increase it just slightly. Our negotiations didn't go on much longer than that. "But I'm surprised. I never expected you to agree to help me."
"Well... I was actually looking for a job."
"Really? I'm glad this worked out, then. I was worried because I heard you rejected Ragna when she offered you one."
"Ragna just wanted to support me. This feels like you really need my help."
"So you didn't want to be indebted to her since it might strain your friendship."
"...Haha, that's one way to put it. From the sound of it, I'm guessing you already met up with her?"
"How do you think I found your house? Oh, and I should mention that it's supposed to be a secret that Ragna and I met up."
"A secret... You two sure do live in the world of nobles now." Shavin looked fascinated by the lives Ragna and I were living. She brewed some tea for us to drink, and we chatted for over an hour.
"I should head back. I have a few things I need to get done before my next quest."
"Sounds good! I'll connect with my previous coworkers the day after tomorrow. But even if the rest of them go their own way, I'll make sure to show up to work. Oh, but where should I go?"
"I'll come by in the morning three days from now."
"Huh? You're going to pick me up? I appreciate the gesture, but you don't have to..."
While it would've been nice if it was a matter of common courtesy, the truth was that humans weren't allowed to enter our holy land without permission. I intended to escort them to work on their first day, make a pass for them, and more.
"Anyway, I'll see you then."
"All right, get home safely."
After leaving Shavin Emoor's house, I headed straight to the dwarf's forge. Fortunately, even though I didn't make an appointment, I was still able to grab a meeting with him.
"Bjorn! What are you doing here?" Just as I thought, he was working today.
"I have some equipment to repair. Also, I want to show you that thing I mentioned a few days ago."
"I see. Give me your equipment first. I guess you want me to repair these before your next expedition?"
"Of course."
I handed the equipment that the former chieftain damaged to the dwarf, then went to the hallway to wait. A few moments later, he came back out and led me to the attic on the second floor.
"I usually take care of the administrative side of things here... It might be a bit uncomfortable for you, though."
"It's fine. I can just crawl."
"It's not that bad..."
"Don't get mad at me for needing to lay down to talk to you." Even at its highest point in the center of the room, the ceiling reached no higher than five feet off the ground.
As I lay down on the floor, the dwarf sighed as he sat on a sofa made for dwarves. "So, where's the thing you mentioned before?"
"Ah, here it is," I said, taking a big box out of my sub-space.
The dwarf swallowed hard at the sudden tension in the air. "Where did you get that?"
"It would be best if you don't know."
"How much did you get for working in administration before?" Shavin cautiously revealed her salary, but the pay was much less than I expected, so I pushed to increase it just slightly. Our negotiations didn't go on much longer than that. "But I'm surprised. I never expected you to agree to help me."
"Well... I was actually looking for a job."
"Really? I'm glad this worked out, then. I was worried because I heard you rejected Ragna when she offered you one."
"Ragna just wanted to support me. This feels like you really need my help."
"So you didn't want to be indebted to her since it might strain your friendship."
"...Haha, that's one way to put it. From the sound of it, I'm guessing you already met up with her?"
"How do you think I found your house? Oh, and I should mention that it's supposed to be a secret that Ragna and I met up."
"A secret... You two sure do live in the world of nobles now." Shavin looked fascinated by the lives Ragna and I were living. She brewed some tea for us to drink, and we chatted for over an hour.
"I should head back. I have a few things I need to get done before my next quest."
"Sounds good! I'll connect with my previous coworkers the day after tomorrow. But even if the rest of them go their own way, I'll make sure to show up to work. Oh, but where should I go?"
"I'll come by in the morning three days from now."
"Huh? You're going to pick me up? I appreciate the gesture, but you don't have to..."
While it would've been nice if it was a matter of common courtesy, the truth was that humans weren't allowed to enter our holy land without permission. I intended to escort them to work on their first day, make a pass for them, and more.
"Anyway, I'll see you then."
"All right, get home safely."
After leaving Shavin Emoor's house, I headed straight to the dwarf's forge. Fortunately, even though I didn't make an appointment, I was still able to grab a meeting with him.
"Bjorn! What are you doing here?" Just as I thought, he was working today.
"I have some equipment to repair. Also, I want to show you that thing I mentioned a few days ago."
"I see. Give me your equipment first. I guess you want me to repair these before your next expedition?"
"Of course."
I handed the equipment that the former chieftain damaged to the dwarf, then went to the hallway to wait. A few moments later, he came back out and led me to the attic on the second floor.
"I usually take care of the administrative side of things here... It might be a bit uncomfortable for you, though."
"It's fine. I can just crawl."
"It's not that bad..."
"Don't get mad at me for needing to lay down to talk to you." Even at its highest point in the center of the room, the ceiling reached no higher than five feet off the ground.
As I lay down on the floor, the dwarf sighed as he sat on a sofa made for dwarves. "So, where's the thing you mentioned before?"
"Ah, here it is," I said, taking a big box out of my sub-space.
The dwarf swallowed hard at the sudden tension in the air. "Where did you get that?"
"It would be best if you don't know."
"...I-Is that so? I shouldn't have asked, then."
The dwarf examined the pieces of equipment we got from Noark one by one, his eyes wide as they flitted around frantically. For a second, I was worried, but he seemed more excited than anxious. Well, he was a blacksmith at the end of the day, and his attic was now filled with Numbers Items and even some items made from grade-three materials or higher. Even though our contract had been made in haste, I'd be losing 5 percent of the profits from this equipment to him.
"Take all the time you need, it's fine. Just make sure to sell this equipment as discreetly as possible."
"Oh, um, yes. I should..." With how his eyes were darting over all the gear sitting across the room, it was hard to tell if he was even listening to me. I figured there was no better time than the present, though, so I quickly took out the next box.
"Oh, was there something else besides all of this?!"
"I don't want to sell these. I want you to use the materials to make new pieces of equipment instead. Turn the daggers into ingots and use the leather to replace the fabric on our other items."
"That won't be a problem. But what the hell is it?" The dwarf went over to the chest and peered inside, eyes brimming with curiosity. "I can't believe you have Ogre leather... and even mystium? I heard that 90 percent of what's on the market goes straight to the royal family. Where on earth did you get such a precious thing?"
Well, you see...
"Look carefully."
"Hm?" I waved at the mystium dagger from where I was reclined on the floor, and the dwarf took a closer look at it. As soon as he recognized its origins, he yelped, "Th-th-this, this is—!"
"Not so loud. Somebody will hear you."
"...This is the Order of the Rose's equipment!" He quickly shoved the dagger and armor back into the chest when I motioned for him to shut up. With how much this dwarf screamed and shouted, what if someone came up to check on us? "B-Bjorn! Th-this is nuts. I don't know how you got your hands on this, but... this is extremely d-dangerous!"
Even as he trembled from head to toe, he tried to offer me heartfelt advice. However, my reply was nonchalant. "Didn't you expect that I would bring you stolen goods?"
"Yes, of course, but not something connected to the royal family!"
"So you're not going to do it?" I asked bluntly.
He couldn't even muster a proper response. "I, uh..." He glanced over all the equipment once more, trying to come up with something coherent to say. I could see his unwillingness to part with our hoard.
"If you don't want to, just forget everything you saw here today. And make sure to burn the contract we signed a few days ago."
As I reached for the equipment, he smacked my arm away. "...I never said I wouldn't do it."
"Hmmm? But you just said this was nuts?
"I still think it is, but... it'll be fine as long as we don't get caught!"
This dwarf was shaping up to be a great business partner after all.
***
It was June 28th of year 157, two days before the labyrinth opened again and this extremely busy month came to an end. However, I still had work to do.
"You're here!"
First thing in the morning, I headed over to meet Shavin Emoor at her house for her first day of work. I expected her to be alone, but there were three others with her. "Who are these people?"
"...I-Is that so? I shouldn't have asked, then."
The dwarf examined the pieces of equipment we got from Noark one by one, his eyes wide as they flitted around frantically. For a second, I was worried, but he seemed more excited than anxious. Well, he was a blacksmith at the end of the day, and his attic was now filled with Numbers Items and even some items made from grade-three materials or higher. Even though our contract had been made in haste, I'd be losing 5 percent of the profits from this equipment to him.
"Take all the time you need, it's fine. Just make sure to sell this equipment as discreetly as possible."
"Oh, um, yes. I should..." With how his eyes were darting over all the gear sitting across the room, it was hard to tell if he was even listening to me. I figured there was no better time than the present, though, so I quickly took out the next box.
"Oh, was there something else besides all of this?!"
"I don't want to sell these. I want you to use the materials to make new pieces of equipment instead. Turn the daggers into ingots and use the leather to replace the fabric on our other items."
"That won't be a problem. But what the hell is it?" The dwarf went over to the chest and peered inside, eyes brimming with curiosity. "I can't believe you have Ogre leather... and even mystium? I heard that 90 percent of what's on the market goes straight to the royal family. Where on earth did you get such a precious thing?"
Well, you see...
"Look carefully."
"Hm?" I waved at the mystium dagger from where I was reclined on the floor, and the dwarf took a closer look at it. As soon as he recognized its origins, he yelped, "Th-th-this, this is—!"
"Not so loud. Somebody will hear you."
"...This is the Order of the Rose's equipment!" He quickly shoved the dagger and armor back into the chest when I motioned for him to shut up. With how much this dwarf screamed and shouted, what if someone came up to check on us? "B-Bjorn! Th-this is nuts. I don't know how you got your hands on this, but... this is extremely d-dangerous!"
Even as he trembled from head to toe, he tried to offer me heartfelt advice. However, my reply was nonchalant. "Didn't you expect that I would bring you stolen goods?"
"Yes, of course, but not something connected to the royal family!"
"So you're not going to do it?" I asked bluntly.
He couldn't even muster a proper response. "I, uh..." He glanced over all the equipment once more, trying to come up with something coherent to say. I could see his unwillingness to part with our hoard.
"If you don't want to, just forget everything you saw here today. And make sure to burn the contract we signed a few days ago."
As I reached for the equipment, he smacked my arm away. "...I never said I wouldn't do it."
"Hmmm? But you just said this was nuts?
"I still think it is, but... it'll be fine as long as we don't get caught!"
This dwarf was shaping up to be a great business partner after all.
***
It was June 28th of year 157, two days before the labyrinth opened again and this extremely busy month came to an end. However, I still had work to do.
"You're here!"
First thing in the morning, I headed over to meet Shavin Emoor at her house for her first day of work. I expected her to be alone, but there were three others with her. "Who are these people?"
"Ah, they worked in administration with me. You said the more the merrier, right?"
"Yeah, I did, but... you were able to get three more already?"
"When our boss lost the election for commissioner, we were all forced to leave our jobs."
Hm, I didn't expect that to be why. "But how were you able to convince them to help?"
"It wasn't hard. Baron Yandel's clan is the talk of the town, you know? Everyone wants the chance to be a part of it."
"...The clan?" I echoed, sensing that something was amiss.
Before I could comment on it, however, the people standing beside Shavin quickly began to introduce themselves.
"I-It's an honor to meet you, Baron Yandel! My name is Rick Anderson. I used to work in civil engineering."
"I'm Mary Jane... I worked in the same department as Ms. Emoor."
"Shepherd Ramden. It's an honor to meet you."
Fortunately, there were no Hanses.
"I am Bjorn, son of Yandel. I look forward to working with you," I said by way of a brief introduction.
Our conversation turned to travel as we rode in the carriage.
"Wow... This is my first time riding in a noble's carriage."
"I... didn't even know nobles rode in separate ones."
"It makes sense. After all, ordinary citizens aren't able to use them."
"...It's so convenient that they wait for you and take you directly to your destination."
"Haha, just become a noble like me, and you can enjoy these things too."
"No way... how could people like us become nobles?"
The vibe in the carriage was pretty lively.
"Anderson, you said you worked in civil engineering before, right?"
"Yes! Yes, I did, Your Lordship!"
"What exactly did you do there?" I asked, grilling each of them in turn on what their jobs entailed. We talked for a while, and I answered any questions that they had as well.
"But... this carriage is headed for the outskirts?" asked the confused Shavin Emoor as she looked out the window. "Is your clan house located outside the walls?"
"Clan house? What are you talking about?"
"...Oh? I heard that you recently made a clan. Isn't that why you needed help with administrative duties?"
Only then did I realize why something seemed off.
No wonder none of them asked me questions about what their jobs would be.
I quickly corrected the misunderstanding. "Shavin Emoor, the place where you will be working isn't the clan."
"Huh? Then where are we going...?"
"The barbarians' holy land."
"Come again?" Shavin Emoor shook her head like she suspected she had misheard me. At that moment, the carriage at last arrived at our destination.
"For now, let's get off." I stepped outside, and they all followed after me in a speechless daze only to be faced with a massive wall. Well, I doubted they'd ever had any reason to come all the way here before.
"Behel—aaah!"
As soon as the gate opened, we were welcomed by a loud battle cry. The humans looked around, completely dumbfounded, as I shoved them into the holy land. Warriors came by to greet us on our way.
"Human! A human! The chieftain has brought back a human!"
"Ohhh!"
"Two men and two women!"
The administrative personnel stuck close behind me, trembling like they had just entered a lion's den. It wasn't until we'd walked down the long forest path and reached the chieftain's tent that they finally came to their senses.
One of the people Shavin brought along gulped as he nervously asked me, "Th-then...what are we going to do?" It was Rick Anderson, a rank-six civil servant who had worked in the civil engineering department and the man who might just become our ace in the hole in our quest to pull this entire land redevelopment plan off.
I looked at him and kept my response brief. "All the work that uses numbers."
That, of course, included selling the land.
"Ah, they worked in administration with me. You said the more the merrier, right?"
"Yeah, I did, but... you were able to get three more already?"
"When our boss lost the election for commissioner, we were all forced to leave our jobs."
Hm, I didn't expect that to be why. "But how were you able to convince them to help?"
"It wasn't hard. Baron Yandel's clan is the talk of the town, you know? Everyone wants the chance to be a part of it."
"...The clan?" I echoed, sensing that something was amiss.
Before I could comment on it, however, the people standing beside Shavin quickly began to introduce themselves.
"I-It's an honor to meet you, Baron Yandel! My name is Rick Anderson. I used to work in civil engineering."
"I'm Mary Jane... I worked in the same department as Ms. Emoor."
"Shepherd Ramden. It's an honor to meet you."
Fortunately, there were no Hanses.
"I am Bjorn, son of Yandel. I look forward to working with you," I said by way of a brief introduction.
Our conversation turned to travel as we rode in the carriage.
"Wow... This is my first time riding in a noble's carriage."
"I... didn't even know nobles rode in separate ones."
"It makes sense. After all, ordinary citizens aren't able to use them."
"...It's so convenient that they wait for you and take you directly to your destination."
"Haha, just become a noble like me, and you can enjoy these things too."
"No way... how could people like us become nobles?"
The vibe in the carriage was pretty lively.
"Anderson, you said you worked in civil engineering before, right?"
"Yes! Yes, I did, Your Lordship!"
"What exactly did you do there?" I asked, grilling each of them in turn on what their jobs entailed. We talked for a while, and I answered any questions that they had as well.
"But... this carriage is headed for the outskirts?" asked the confused Shavin Emoor as she looked out the window. "Is your clan house located outside the walls?"
"Clan house? What are you talking about?"
"...Oh? I heard that you recently made a clan. Isn't that why you needed help with administrative duties?"
Only then did I realize why something seemed off.
No wonder none of them asked me questions about what their jobs would be.
I quickly corrected the misunderstanding. "Shavin Emoor, the place where you will be working isn't the clan."
"Huh? Then where are we going...?"
"The barbarians' holy land."
"Come again?" Shavin Emoor shook her head like she suspected she had misheard me. At that moment, the carriage at last arrived at our destination.
"For now, let's get off." I stepped outside, and they all followed after me in a speechless daze only to be faced with a massive wall. Well, I doubted they'd ever had any reason to come all the way here before.
"Behel—aaah!"
As soon as the gate opened, we were welcomed by a loud battle cry. The humans looked around, completely dumbfounded, as I shoved them into the holy land. Warriors came by to greet us on our way.
"Human! A human! The chieftain has brought back a human!"
"Ohhh!"
"Two men and two women!"
The administrative personnel stuck close behind me, trembling like they had just entered a lion's den. It wasn't until we'd walked down the long forest path and reached the chieftain's tent that they finally came to their senses.
One of the people Shavin brought along gulped as he nervously asked me, "Th-then...what are we going to do?" It was Rick Anderson, a rank-six civil servant who had worked in the civil engineering department and the man who might just become our ace in the hole in our quest to pull this entire land redevelopment plan off.
I looked at him and kept my response brief. "All the work that uses numbers."
That, of course, included selling the land.