The Hero Uwar, God of Farming
KR Maerchen Live Playground Server, Day 7.
A whole week had flown by in the blink of an eye, but the changes during that time were indescribable. The most obvious one was the server population. What started as a tiny server with just 21 people had ballooned past 80, and it looked like it'd hit 100 players soon enough. Naturally, every new arrival came looking for me, so I'd bolt to some out-of-the-way spot and enjoy my comfy farmer life. And now, I could greet most people without feeling too awkward. Still burdensome, though.
lmao pineapple go go, it's about to skyrocket
Dragonfruit might be better? Buy seeds now and plan for the future...
The life of a farmer...
Prices keep fluctuating, so all-in at the bottom?
"Hmm. Pineapple or corn... Pineapple or corn... Tough call."
Choice paralysis again
Short-term pineapple's the play, stable-wise corn's better
My bet: pineapple hits 800
But anyway this place is so peaceful lmao
Tough choice for real
Even real estate map's outskirts, no one comes lol
Safe bet corn go
Yeah, the past week had been all about adapting to the server. Tinkering here and there, wandering around, and time just vanished. Starting Day 2, I started saving gold properly, and by Day 5, I could finally buy land. Obviously not enough for just me, though.
"Should I ask Akira-senpai? Pineapple or corn?"
Go go go
If we flop cuz of Akira's pick... whoa
Senpai takes responsibility lolol
Just ask Imari...
Ilaine'd know best?
Go go
Corn plz
From Day 2, Akira had been grinding her ass off to repay the gold I'd given her. Plus, the four people she called joined the playground server faster and... donated gold to me. Honestly, tough to accept that amount. A whopping 100 gold. That's like a million won in sponsorship from my seniors—how am I supposed to spend this without guilt? But in the end, I used it on real estate. With the condition we live together.
Luckily, it was just Akira moving in. If all four others had... ugh. Can't even imagine.
After that, I dug up and shaped the land hard, turning it into prime farmland. Built a house too, and the interior turned out pretty nice.
'80 gold on real estate, 20 on interior—that's the issue.'
Could call it thrifty, but honestly, wonder if inviting others with that money would've been better.
"Senpai... pineapple farm? Or corn farm?"
Saying it out loud while typing—viewers spamming how cute. Next time, mouth shut and type only.
Why ask then lololol
Just plant pineapple...
Akira'll say pineapple too ;;;
Wtf lol
No words
Market trip first?
"I just prefer pineapple over corn, that's all. Why the fuss..."
Was kinda leading her, but whatever. It's what I like. A true hero bets on shaky odds to survive.
See? Corn...
Not picking pineapple ;;;
King God General Corn
Safe play hero-nim...
Pineapple too risky, hit 900 yesterday who knows the drop
Gambling once ain't bad tho
"Hmm. If even Akira-senpai says so... Still feels kinda disappointing."
Thanks to Akira...
True vampire (demon) guiding the baby to the right path
Akira double-checking cuz can't trust lololol
lololololol
Gambler bitch lol
Uwar-nim...
"Alright, let's head to the market? Buy corn seeds and check prices while we're at it."
Captain
All 80 sniff hero and swarm lol
Notice) S-rank hero Uwar spotted at Maerchen market
Go go go
Feels good. Corn price seems like it'll rise. Somehow.
* [Farming Shop]
"Ughhh. Wanna buy pineapple!"
Prices tanked lololol
Plz don't
Healing farm hero-nim
Honest, pineapple boutta moon... buy it
What farmers even eat ;;;
No wonder everyone mines fr
Hero do dungeons?
"Gotta hold back... Corn seeds it is..."
Go corn
Go corn
So damn cute lololol
Go corn
Switch to cabbage?
I had 120,000 won left. Earned grinding and farming. Some unexpected expenses, mostly invites—no regrets.
'And visitors to the house picked up yesterday?'
Our house has a mailbox for storing stuff like a box. Come back and find ores or pokedex items inside. No need to go far—thanks, guys.
Anyway, back to it: Converted all my remaining wealth to corn seeds. No regrets on the spend. Corn can't flop, so safe play.
Right then.
Prices have changed. 15 minutes until next change.
Prices changed. Part of why I came too.
"Let's check again? See what was right."
Bum chicka bum chicka dingaling
lololololol
Still holding out huh
Check pineapple mooned?
Plz plz plz
When I opened the farming shop, chat was a mix of joy and despair.
"Phew. Good call on corn."
No way
Kya
This is it this is it this is it
Live honest they say
Pineapple total flop lolol
This a game?;;
PineappleCoin crashed hodlers crying lol
Fuck... boring tension
Bit of suspense, but with corn up, pineapple bettors looked down.
Shared the good news with busy Akira, then bragged in the square.
Sadly, some missed the boat. But hey, not the hero's problem.