Chapter 27
Chapter 27
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Translator: crow
Chapter Title: Fantastically Fair Contract
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The fantastically and truly fair contract designed for your ultimate convenience and simplicity, allowing you to freely wield the power of the gods.
After signing and returning, the avatar's antics grew even flashier than before.
"Brothers, sisters! Hello! Today's magic is deleting a building and then restoring it! What happens to the people inside? Of course they're safe, so no worries!"
If before he only used magic in his own room, now he was openly broadcasting it in crowded places.
"This time's spell is flight magic to soar through the skies! But flying solo would be no fun, right? Looking for one volunteer!"
"Me, me!"
As if to prove by action, not words, that what he wielded wasn't mere illusion but true magic, he drew in passersby and spectators to heighten the realism.
"Whoa!"
"Haha! How's it feel? Flying above the clouds?"
The reactions from the crowd varied wildly.
[Is BJ Constellation really a wizard?]
[What if he's a hero who beat the demon king in another world and came back?]
[Hmm, doesn't look like CG. Real-time with others joining, and reactions are genuine.]
A few began to suspect he might actually be a real magician.
[The comment above is bullshit. Yo, that guy's a real wizard? Then what about deleting the supernova? You think there's magic like that? That's not magic, that's a god!]
[LOLOLOL supernova-deleting wizard ^^ power creep goes to shit.]
[David Copperfield did audience participation too. But they were all plants. He did a building vanish once, but it was a prepped set.]
The majority still pegged him as a magician.
"Brothers, sisters! Great news! I'm going on Frolicman's stream!"
Then, the story glimpsed through his right eye began to unfold.
"Tomorrow! Saturday at 7 PM! Tune in live! What? The topic? Obviously verifying if I'm a real wizard! Hehe!"
It was the broadcast that would publicly acknowledge the existence of Constellations and their Avatars.
'That's the turning point.'
The moment myth and delusion became reality, both Constellations and Avatars would be worshipped by all.
'I have to stop that from happening.'
Just then, a delivery arrived.
「Optical Microscope」
"It's finally here."
He unpacked the microscope, set it up, and retrieved the prepared entity.
"The fantastically and truly fair contract designed for your ultimate convenience and simplicity, allowing you to freely wield the power of the gods."
He unrolled the pristine parchment scroll.
Hello! You, who holds this contract, are the luckiest person alive! This contract is the fantastically and truly fair contract designed for your ultimate convenience and simplicity, allowing you to freely wield the power of the gods!
The next paragraph cut straight to the chase without fluff.
This contract can do anything! Want to create something? Create it! Want to kill someone? Kill them! Crave the world's secrets? Uncover them! Wish to puppeteer others? Do it! With this contract alone, you become a god and can do whatever you desire!
What followed was even more absurd.
In fact, it's called a contract, but no actual signing needed! Go wild! You're a god from now on! The moment you grasp this contract, you've seized the luck of godhood! Now, enjoy! The power of the gods! Your future is bright!
He read the next section.
To use the contract, just hold it and think: 'I want to use this!' Worried it'll twist wishes like a monkey's paw? Not at all! Think it grants mistaken thoughts? Absolutely not! From control to full power, it's all truly the might of a god!
He read the final section.
Have fun!
Carefully, he examined the parchment's end under the microscope.
'Most entities don't work on Constellations and Avatars, save a few exceptions.'
The part he sought was minuscule, not visible at first glance.
'Won't work on isekai transfers either, nor most other entities. But it can be exploited.'
He scrutinized the bottom of the parchment for hours.
'Constellations are like children. Elementary-school-level preschoolers craving attention. Avatars dream of being internet streamers, hungering for the same spotlight.'
He pulled an all-nighter.
'And from the view beyond the right eye, Constellations sense people's emotions. They revel in worship and adoration, but recoil from hatred and loathing.'
As dawn broke.
'Golden All-Purpose Corp noted Constellations flee at the slightest push. They've blocked Avatars before full growth this way. But since it was "too late," must act within five days of descent, before superhuman status.'
Finally, he found it.
'Few entities affect Avatars, but one is this. Now, use it to drive out the Constellation.'
Through the scope, he read the micrometer-scale fine print.
The above applies only to the trial version.
If any condition below is met, the trial ends.
[Creation: 1g or more.]
[Control: Speech 11+ syllables in target's language, Thoughts: 1 instance, Action: 10m or 3+ sec.]
[Destruction: 1kg or more, or one life.]
[Teleport: 10m or 3+ sec.]
[Other: 3+ sec use.]
Using or holding post-trial auto-signs contract and deducts payment.
Payment is user's soul, permanently owned by Lucifer Corp.
Soul-owned entities relocate to 「Dimension 666-6666-666」 and obey dispatched staff. No liability for noncompliance.
"Just as I remembered."
He'd worried the wiki terms might've changed, but they matched.
"Now to use it."
He got a full night's sleep as precaution. One slip, and his soul was collateral—game over.
'Soul, huh. What's the concept of a soul, exactly?'
Shin Young-moon and entities spoke of souls vaguely. Intriguing.
"Whew."
Refreshed, he showered. Dinner done, a wait, and Frolicman's stream with BJ Constellation was 10 minutes out.
'Interesting.'
Pondering the plan while awaiting broadcast.
'Thank god the Constellation picked Korea.'
Choosing Korea, Koreans, and a streamer attuned to internet sentiment was sheer luck.
"Hello, this is Frolicman. We have a special guest today."
In America, China, or Russia, this might not fly.
"The one heating up the internet—BJ Constellation!"
Even so, 50% shot. Worth trying.
"Come on out!"
BJ Constellation appeared.
"Brothers!"
He gripped the contract, activating its power. It flowed as naturally as breathing, like it had always been his.
"Sisters!"
Through the screen, to BJ Constellation—no, Hyeong Si-yeol—he forced one sentence.
"Nice to meet you, faggot!"
The stream exploded.
[????????]
[What??????]
[What did he say?????]
Chat erupted madly. Viewers first doubted their ears, then realized it was real, flooding the screen.
[Ilbe creep after all.]
[Crazy, Ilbe bugs still lurking?]
[Gross, was all that aggro just for this?]
20,000 viewers, climbing live.
[Frolicman screwed, Ilbe guest lmao]
[Didn't Ilbe die out?]
[Ilbe's #11 in community traffic. Still tons of bugs.]
The host's panic was plain. Hyeong Si-yeol stammered, no proper excuse.
"Uh, Constellation? You said 'Nice to meet you, that's it,' right?"
"Uh, uh... th-that's..."
Seizing the frozen moment, chat blanketed.
[Gays ashamed of us!]
[Why hide being Ilbe!]
[Don't shame us, faggot!]
Few real Ilbe bugs there. Mostly mimicking net slang, fanning flames to drag Hyeong Si-yeol to ruin.
[So disgusting, hope the bugs all die.]
[Keep that in your stream, why guest on someone else's and show your colors???]
[To tank Frolicman's stream, duh.]
[Ilbe bugs only harm others.]
Viewers surged past 50,000.
"I-I'll explain! What I said was m-my..."
The stream crashed.
'Hit perfectly.'
Smoother than expected. Ilbe slip on a 2.6M sub YouTuber's live? Unprecedented. Every community flooded with posts on Hyeong Si-yeol.
[BJ Constellation 'Faggot!' controversy—mispronounced 'that's it'? Clip dropped!]
[Fuck that, it's faggot lol]
[Ilbe creeps everywhere and nowhere.]
A calmer him might've spun it. But low odds, as predicted.
'Malice peaks, Constellation would've freaked.'
Netizens swarm fastest, thrive on celeb falls for dopamine hits. Event blew up in seconds, as foreseen.
'Or just pure panic.'
Truth irrelevant. Plan worked; malice poured his way.
[Checked BJ Constellation's English ID. Matches this Ilbe post? Same ID!]
└[Wtf, wanna fuck lolis? Sick pedo.]
└[Truly repulsive...]
Hyeong Si-yeol wasn't Ilbe. Screenshot? Photoshopped, fonts didn't match.
[High school classmate of BJ Constellation.]
[Asshole bullied hard back then, extorted kids. Skipped class daily, smoked, locked disliked kids in bathrooms, doused 'em, pissed on 'em. Kim XX, trash then, bug now.]
└[Total scum.]
└[Bulliers should all die.]
He wasn't Kim.
"A scapegoat."
Ancient Greece flogged and exiled the ugliest villager, loading ills onto them. Same for Hyeong Si-yeol.
"Lay society's stress on Hyeong Si-yeol and burn him as offering."
Flames transmute to dopamine pleasure, making the day meaningful.
'Now, check if the Constellation left.'
How?
[Is this BJ Constellation?]
Then, a community post with video.
"Uwaaaang! Constellation! Where are you! Come back! I'll explain everything! For real! Uwaaaang!"
Hyeong Si-yeol sprinting an alley, wailing. Tripped countless times—clothes torn, elbows and knees scraped bloody.
[No scratch from supernova, but trips hurt!]
[See? All fake lololol]
Constellation gone. Earth safe.
"Constellation! Please! Uwaaaah!"
"Hmm."
All to avert doom, but pity for Hyeong Si-yeol. Time to help.
"That'll do."
An entity came to mind.
"To Golden All-Purpose Corp, or the trader?"
One that might resolve Hyeong Si-yeol's mess.