Chapter 15 - Party (1)
Chapter 15 - Party (1)
The goblin tried to swing its club before it could hit Noah.
But before that, Noah ducked and rolled on the ground, dodging the goblin's club.
Noah immediately steadied herself and threw her dagger at the goblin.
Pu-uk!
Noah's dagger struck the goblin right between the eyes, and it collapsed to the floor.
As expected of a rogue.
Noah was more agile than I thought.
"Good work, Noah. Your movements were agile."
"What's that supposed to mean~? Are you teasing me?"
Noah pulled the dagger from the goblin's forehead and shook off the blood.
"Lant, you were faster. Plus, you took care of yours much quicker than I did with my two."
"I'm really confident in my strength and body. You were fast enough, too. You dodged that club well."
"Well, I'm a rogue, so evasion is my lifeline, right? Though... I couldn't dodge the hobgoblin's attack and got hit."
"Now that you mention it, your arm seems fully healed."
"I told you yesterday. I said it would be healed by today. What, are you worried about me?"
"Of course I am."
I still remember Noah's limp arm.
It really looked painful.
And I don't want to see Noah hurt.
If I'm having a lewd fantasy and the real Noah is hurt, I get too worried to focus on the fantasy.
That would be a huge problem.
I scratched my cheek and gave a sheepish smile.
"It's a bit embarrassing when you're so honest."
Noah's embarrassed face was cute too.
Thinking back to the sly smile she had when she was guiding me through the village, the contrast made her feel even cuter.
"Noah, Lant. Neither of you are hurt, are you?"
Elsie approached and worried about us.
I flexed my bicep to show I had nothing to worry about.
"Yeah, no problem."
"Me too. But Elsie, there's no need to worry about Lant, right? Look at this, he's so strong."
Noah pointed at the corpses of the goblins I had defeated.
"I thought about it yesterday, but Lant, you're really strong. You haven't even had an Ascension once, right? I can't imagine how strong you'll be if you have an Ascension in the future."
[I already possess Superhuman Strength that loses to no one, so I don't think my strength will increase even if I have an Ascension.
Perhaps my sexual stamina will be enhanced instead?
My motivation to have an Ascension has increased significantly.
Having an overflow of sexual stamina is never a problem.]
"Lant, you really are strong..."
"You're praising me so much, it's a bit embarrassing."
"It's the truth, isn't it? Come on, let's hurry up and mine the magic stones. Since Lant is here today, we're going to catch a ton of goblins!"
"Noah, you know you can't ask for the magic stones from the goblins Lant defeated, right? Lant isn't in our party."
"I know that, Elsie. I just meant that since Lant is here, we can catch a lot without worrying."
I thought maybe we'd just end up as a party like this, but it seems Elsie and Noah don't consider me part of the party.
If possible, I want to be in a party with Elsie and Noah.
We have the bond of me saving them, and we're staying at the same Fox's Rest.
Besides, it would be fun to adventure with Elsie, who is kind and has big breasts, and Noah, who has a bit of a little-devil personality and luscious thighs.
In reality, of course, the details of my fantasies would become more elaborate day by day, raising the quality of my masturbation life.
Of course, the one whose quality would likely be the highest is Tina.
Wouldn't she go beyond just high quality and even grow angel wings in my fantasies?
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20 minutes later, we each achieved our quota of 5, and I had defeated 27 goblins while Noah had defeated 12.
In the middle of it, there was an incident where Noah got hit by a goblin's club.
But it wasn't to the extent of breaking her arm like the hobgoblin's club; it was just a large bruise.
The injured area was quickly healed by Elsie's Heal.
While keeping an eye out for the next goblin to appear, I asked Noah.
"Hey, Noah. What kind of monsters are on the 2nd floor?"
"The 2nd floor? There are slimes on the 2nd floor."
"Slimes?"
"Yeah, and the 2nd floor isn't a cave like this, it's a grassland. Isn't that amazing?"
"A grassland... Hmm, I can't really imagine it."
"I haven't been there myself, so I don't know. Well, it's a dungeon, so that's all I can say."
Because of my knowledge from my previous life, I have a strong perception that slimes are monsters hunted by the ultimate beginners.
But in this world, are slimes stronger than goblins?
"Are slimes strong?"
"No, they say they're much weaker than goblins. If anything, aren't they the weakest monster in the dungeon?"
"Uh... such a monster is on the 2nd floor?"
"Yeah, it's one of the mysteries of the dungeon. Ah, but you can actually make more money with slimes?"
"Is it because they're 2nd-floor monsters, so their magic stones are worth more?"
Elsie, who was next to me, denied my statement.
"That's not it, Lant. Slime magic stones are traded for even less than goblin ones."
"Hm? Then why is it more profitable?"
"Slimes are worth more for the slime itself than the magic stone. For your information, slime magic stones are almost never traded."
"Why?"
"A slime's magic stone is often very close to or fused with its core. So, when you defeat them, you often end up attacking the magic stone along with it."
"I see."
"Instead, slime corpses have many uses, so it's common to take the slime corpse to a tool shop and sell it rather than the magic stone.
From what I've heard, they process slimes and put them inside pillows. They say very expensive beds are filled with slime and are very fluffy."
I think of them as water pillows and water beds made of slime.
What form do slimes take in this world?
Are they just like big water droplets?
Or do they have tentacles too?
If it's the latter, the range of my lewd fantasies will expand.
If tentacles just grow out of the slime's body, I could imagine a smooth, mild sensation.
Or, if actual separate tentacles come out, I could fantasize about hard play by having them secrete bumps or Aphrodisiacs.
Noah grinned.
"Hehe, of course there are those ways, but they're used in many other places too?"
"What kind of ways?"
If it's Noah, I feel like she'll tell me about ways in the direction I want.
I want her to pass on her cat-like little-devil knowledge to me.
"Other ways?"
"Yeah, for example, when maintaining swords. If you process a slime with alchemy and insert a core to make it temporarily active, it becomes a very good maintenance tool. If you put a blood-stained sword inside and pull it out without touching the core, it's like, 'Oh my, how amazing, the blood has been absorbed perfectly!'. The blood inside also gets digested by the slime after some time."
It was practical information.
"You can... make a core?"
"Yeah, thanks to some genius alchemist who succeeded in their research in the past. Thanks to that, maintenance slimes are an essential item for mid-level adventurers. Well... they're expensive because once you buy one, you can use it almost forever."
"They say making the core costs a lot of money, so that can't be helped."
"Ah~ I want a maintenance slime too."
Suddenly, a brilliant idea occurred to me.
"Hey, Noah. Would it be okay to put a part of my body into a maintenance slime?"
Like my dick, for example.
"Like my hand, for instance. In my case, my hands get covered in blood easily."
"Hmm~ I think it would probably be okay? There are people who keep putting daggers into maintenance slimes. The maintenance slime probably only absorbs liquids. Ah, but it might not be good if you put your hand in for too long."
A possibility was born.
Using the slime as an onahole.
I could hold it, and as long as I didn't touch the core, I could definitely masturbate with it.
Then my WIN-WIN relationship with Mother Nature would also come to an end.
No, that has its own sense of liberation, so I'll still use it.
It might burst from my grip strength due to lack of durability, but in that case, I can just masturbate and then insert it into the slime only when I'm about to cum to ejaculate.
Then I can automatically dispose of the semen without using tissues.
"Ah, but you know~."
Noah made the same smile she had when she guided me through the night streets.
"There are also ones made from slimes for masturbation, you know?"
My idea, which I thought was unexpected, already had a great pioneer.
"Huh!?"
"Slimes are like semi-liquids, so they're squishy. They say they use alchemy to change their shape into a pillar with a hole in the center to enjoy the cool and squishy sensation.
They considered direct insertion, but they scrapped it because there's a risk of part of the slime entering the urethra, or so they say?"
The case of slime entering the urethra.
I hadn't thought of that.
If it definitely absorbs liquids, there is a risk of it entering the body to absorb the remaining liquid.
It might be fine for my body, but since it's a risk related to my dick, it sends a chill down my spine.
Alright, let's continue the WIN-WIN relationship with Mother Nature from now on.
"On the other hand, products for women are popular? They lack firmness, but there are various shapes of products..."
Women's products, of all things!
The alchemists who processed slimes feel so great.
"Noah!"
"Hey, forgive me for this much, Elsie. Masturbation is something both men and women do, right? Lant could buy one later when he earns money. It's much healthier than going to brothels.
Isn't it harsh to tell someone not to masturbate even once?"
If I couldn't masturbate, I would lose 90% of the joys of life.
"Th-that may be true, but... we agreed not to talk about lewd things..."
"I was talking about something you can handle by yourself without going into men and women mixing their bodies, so it's not lewd, is it?"
"Th-that's sophistry! Honestly..."
Elsie tugged at the hem of my clothes.
"Pl-please come a bit closer to me. If you're too close to Noah, Lant only thinks about lewd things."
I feel sorry for Elsie, but even if it wasn't Noah, I'm always full of lewd thoughts.
Yesterday, I masturbated a lot in the middle of Mother Nature, fantasizing about Elsie providing lewd sexual services for the purpose of donations.
It felt very good.
"That's mean~ I was just telling Lant because he asked if there were any other ways~."
"I-I don't know!"
Maybe Noah is doing this on purpose because she wants to see Elsie pouting.
I can understand that feeling.
Elsie, who turned her head away with her cheeks flushed red, was very cute.
I want to have sex with Elsie when she has a pouting face.
Elsie, who is pouting but allows her body because she wants to have sex.
Even when we're both naked and she's always ready to accept my dick, she turns her head away and insists she's pouting.
But every time I thrust my dick in, her pouting face gradually relaxes, her head fills with the pleasure of sex, and in the end, she looks at me, hugs me tightly, and it develops into a storm of reconciliation sex!
Humiliation or training genres are good, but isn't a reconciliation story mixed with pure love also really great?
Just like how you don't get tired of eating snacks when you mix sweet and salty, mixing hard and soft while fantasizing is the secret to always feeling new stimulation and enjoying fantasies.
If I leave it like this, Noah might keep teasing Elsie and making her angry, so let's change the subject.
"Hey. If slimes are weaker than goblins and make money, let's go down to the 2nd floor today."
"To the 2nd floor?"
"Yeah, that's good for Elsie and Noah, too. And it's good for me if I earn a lot of money."
"That's true. But..."
"To get to the stairs that go down to the 2nd floor, it's quite a distance from here. It'll take at least 2 hours, right?"
"Does it take that long?"
"Dungeons are wide. So, once you get used to each floor, the standard procedure is to move from the morning to go to the next floor. But today, because we were guiding Lant, a lot of time has passed, and it's almost time for lunch, right?"
"Now that you mention it, how do you usually eat lunch in the dungeon?"
"Usually, we designate someone to keep watch and eat in turns. If we're near a Warp Device, we sometimes eat inside a barrier."
"That's why you can see many people eating inside barriers during lunch time."
"And there are people who eat outside because there isn't enough space."
That means during lunch time, a large number of adventurers go to the Warp Device or go outside.
"If I could use a barrier, I could eat with a little more peace of mind..."
"The criteria for gaining Inspiration for Divine Arts are vague, so that can't be helped, Elsie."
If she becomes able to cast a barrier, wouldn't it be possible to take advantage of that opening for a thrilling outdoor sex session inside the dungeon during lunch?
It's a stimulating situation, doing it in front of monsters.
Since they aren't humans, there might be less shame, but if I do it right, I might be able to see her looking embarrassed at the gaze of someone watching.
"I'll pray to God even harder so that Noah can eat with peace of mind too."
"Yeah, I'll look forward to it!"
Listening to the conversation, it seems the problem is ultimately the distance.
Suddenly, a brilliant idea flashed through my mind.
It's a very ingenious method that will give me a good experience and also solve Elsie and Noah's worries.
"Hey, Elsie, Noah. I have a good idea."