Eunuch's Breakdown and Slime Raid
Ever since the incident where he broke into Kim Seol-bi's house, Park Hyun-jun had been holed up in his own home.
'To think I've become a eunuch......'
That was the biggest torment gnawing at his heart. Becoming a eunuch! For a guy who loved women, it wasn't an exaggeration to say sex was the greatest pleasure in life.
But now, he could no longer enjoy that wonderful pleasure.
“Arrrgh!!”
Park Hyun-jun screamed as he smashed the furniture around him.
Crunch! Crash!!
With an S-rank hunter throwing a tantrum, the house quickly turned into a total wreck.
If there was any silver lining, it was that he was trashing his own place—no harm to others.
After chugging every drop of booze in the house and passing out, he awoke to find a massive silhouette looming over him.
“Hyun-jun, you sick or somethin'?”
The face snapped him wide awake.
“B-bro!”
“Oppa!”
Jo A-young waved brightly at me from where she stood with Kim Eun-bi, her face lighting up like I was the only person in the world.
Kim Eun-bi's expression soured just a touch.
She already knew the situation—and the high chance Jo A-young had been exposed to my skill.
Naturally, she wouldn't be thrilled about it.
“Yeah.”
Anyway, today I had a goal. Bracing for the heavy talk later, I flashed Jo A-young my brightest smile.
“Been well?”
“Yeah, same old.”
It had only been two days since I'd last seen her, but I sure as hell couldn't say I'd been well during that time.
Quite the opposite.
Park Hyun-jun's break-in. How often does an S-rank hunter just barge in like that?
I'd watched four men die right in front of me. And Park Hyun-jun get castrated.
First time seeing anything like it in my life.
My whole existence had flipped upside down, and the ominous thought hit me that I'd be seeing more corpses from here on out.
We were the ones attacked, and we'd handled it miraculously on our end.
But thinking back to those A-rank bastards leering at me and Eun-bi sent chills down my spine.
Some of them had even targeted me for sexual reasons.
“What's wrong?”
As I grimaced, recalling that unpleasant moment when my ass might've been pierced, Jo A-young asked with genuine worry.
“Nothing.”
“Sleep well, oppa?”
“Yeah. You?”
“Me too!”
Jo A-young beamed, her smile striking straight to my heart.
How to put it? A killer smile.
I already had knockout beauties like Kim Seol-bi, Kim Eun-bi, and Kang A-jin around me, but Jo A-young's looks held their own.
If anything, she had a unique allure. She'd lived abroad for a long time, right?
That explained her height, curves, and overall specs—nothing like your average Korean woman.
Finding bras that fit must be a nightmare.
The thought of one day exploring that body made my pants tighten on their own.
As my rank climbed step by step, my sexual function and drive felt stronger than ever.
Maybe it really was.
My main EXP grind was skinship with women, after all.
Evolving to match that purpose felt like natural growth.
“Me too, you know.”
Kim Eun-bi chimed in with a pout.
If she hadn't heard about the skill exposure risk, she probably wouldn't act like this in front of her friend.
But with her petite, inherently cute frame, even her puffed lips were adorable.
Recalling our romp together, my lower half stirred again!
“Ah, Eun-bi. Been well?”
The temperature drop from her greeting to me was obvious.
Like, oh, you too? Would've been better if you weren't here.
Just my speculation, knowing the full context.
Jo A-young was geared up in hunter equipment. The form-fitting type suited her perfectly.
Weapon? No idea yet—hunters pulled them out inside dungeons.
Meaning everyone carried theirs in their inventory.
Even without wearing gear normally, the weapon was always there.
From a civilian view, hunters really were untouchable.
Korea was milder about it, but hunters clashing egos and duking it out with weapons on the street? Fairly common.
And now I was one of them.
After witnessing actual deaths firsthand, I instinctively knew my old civilian life was over.
“What abilities do you use, oppa?”
After a curt greeting to Kim Eun-bi, Jo A-young's attention swung back to me.
Couldn't blame her.
Kim Seol-bi showed up at my door uninvited.
Kim Eun-bi ambushed me at home, knocked me out, and tried to have her way.
Kang A-jin silently trailed me through dimensional rifts.
Every woman showed obsessive symptoms after their first exposure to my skill.
Jo A-young's case was mild, all things considered.
Kim Eun-bi, fully aware, just let out a short “Sigh.”
I knew Kang A-jin was watching all this.
Didn't faze me before I realized it, but now I wondered how I looked chatting her up.
Though A-jin was the coolest about that stuff, more than anyone.
Kim Seol-bi was on standby nearby too.
Heading into a dungeon with an S-rank hunter babysitting? Wild life.
Given the gravity of recent events, though, you couldn't call it overkill.
“My ability...”
I'd picked up Kim Seol-bi's quick movements and Hand Blade Cut from her.
Stealth and Full Body Transparency from Kim Eun-bi.
And sorcery from Kang A-jin.
Not the time to spill everything yet.
“Just... pretty fast, and I can sharpen my hand like a blade.”
I only mentioned Kim Seol-bi's skills—she wasn't here.
Jo A-young probably didn't know the fine details anyway.
A C-rank suddenly using sorcery? Weird.
Same abilities as the Eun-bi right next to me? Suspicious.
Plus, Eun-bi's skills weren't exactly common.
“Ah... that's impressive!”
Jo A-young praised me, sincere or not.
An A-rank calling a C-rank “impressive.” Without context, it might sound like teasing.
Quick movements and Hand Blade Cut weren't rare skills.
An S-rank using them changed everything, though.
And I knew Kim Seol-bi's arsenal went beyond those two.
I started to ask about Jo A-young's abilities but stopped— I'd see them soon enough.
“Shall we go?”
She'd made the reservation ahead.
We confirmed it at the Dungeon Management Office and headed in.
First time in a C-rank dungeon.
A D-rank like me skipping straight to C after just two D-ranks? Unheard of.
I'd started at E-rank and hit C in two days flat.
Sex and a ton of EXP since, but I couldn't claim B-rank yet—no definitive feel for it.
Though it'd probably happen soon.
“What monsters come out here?”
I'd done zero prep on today's target dungeon.
No time for it.
In a normal state, I couldn't even dream of raiding today.
Park Hyun-jun's attack had half-demolished Kim Seol-bi's house—how could I leisurely raid for bonding?
Today's real goal was sealing the deal with Jo A-young.
The recruitment happened the day we met, but now I had to make her accept that I was already deep with three women—and she was number four.
“Slimes.”
Jo A-young answered.
“Official name's different, but that's what everyone calls 'em.”
“Slimes......”
My mind conjured the classic RPG blob monster.
“Not like the game ones, though.”
As if reading my thoughts, Jo A-young pulled a hefty-looking long spear from her inventory.