Chapter 66
Chapter 66
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 66
Chapter Title: 13. Yojora's Not the Sharpest Tool (4)
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It's nothing.
Just my head throbbing from all the noisy chatter between the brown cow Han Su-ah and the black cow Yojora, so I'm simply heading to Seo Woo-jin, the academy's health teacher, for some treatment.
That's it.
No need to overthink it.
Back during winter break, when Seo Woo-jin stopped by the café, it was the same kind of thing, right?
So, I'll just meet up with Seo Woo-jin, do what we need to do, and say bye.
Then tonight, we can play games together or something...
Lee Ji-yoon's steps began slowing from thirty meters out from the health room, her thoughts wandering like that.
Until she came to a complete stop, just ten steps from the door.
"......"
In the hallway right in front of the health room.
Lee Ji-yoon leaned against the wall, scanning the area around the health room like a meerkat on alert.
Unlike when she'd casually dropped by with her sister during winter break, it was pretty crowded now.
Teachers in hero costumes, probably for training, along with a few students—seniors or classmates, she couldn't tell—laughing and chatting as they passed by her.
The health room was tucked away deep in the hallway, sure, but it was still only a twenty-second walk for those people.
And if, inside that health room at such a distance,
some...
weird noise came out.
"......"
...This is all Seo Woo-jin's fault.
Seo Woo-jin, who soaked his tongue in saliva as an excuse, blindfolded me with a mask, and fed me his spit...!
You're the one making me have these weird thoughts all the time, you jerk...
She completely forgot about all the things she'd done and blamed it on Seo Woo-jin for a moment.
Gripping her bag strap tight, Lee Ji-yoon mustered her courage and took one step at a time toward the health room door.
...Haaa...
What should her greeting be...?
"Hey" sounds too otaku-weeb.
"What're you looking at, asshole?" is way too harsh.
"I'm here" sounds like I've pushed my sister aside and become his gir...
"Th-thank you...!"
A small voice cried out from inside the door just then.
Lee Ji-yoon, pondering her greeting to Seo Woo-jin, stepped aside slightly next to the door to avoid blocking anyone else's way.
Right after,
a familiar hoodie emerged from the health room,
a familiar black ponytail,
...her sister, with flushed ears,
disappeared around the corner with two strangers.
Before Lee Ji-yoon could even say hello.
Whoosh.
"......"
Her sister and Seo Woo-jin had been together in the health room.
Those people her sister had been dragging away? Probably her friends.
Her sister and Seo Woo-jin had spent time together in the health room.
Her ears red like that. Having a great time.
A few seconds passed,
and once her thoughts settled, Lee Ji-yoon slipped into the now-sisterless health room.
"...Hey. Seo Woo-jin."
I'm here, she added softly.
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"Ughhh... Headache, huh?"
"What else would it be?"
"Can you say it?"
"......Shut up."
At this point, it just seems like she likes that outfit.
Today, as always, Lee Ji-yoon wore the khaki jumper I'd seen her in at the café job over her uniform.
It didn't match the skirt at all, but I just smiled softly and stretched with a groan.
I hadn't thought of it last time, but nitpicking her clothes when she's working hard at her part-time job to save up feels kinda mean.
Maybe I should take Ji-yoon shopping later.
If I say let's go without telling your sister, she'll grumble about it being a hassle but definitely tag along.
Yeah... and we might make a quick detour somewhere else.
Like practicing going to a motel with your sister as an excuse.
"Anyway, Seo Woo-jin."
"Yeah?"
As I grinned to myself with those pleasant thoughts, Lee Ji-yoon, sitting across from me, glanced around and spoke up.
"...The person who just left. That was my sister, right?"
"So?"
"Hmmm..."
Jealousy?
Not quite—her reaction was a bit too subtle for that.
Eh, no big deal.
With Lee Ji-yoon's dark, twisted tastes, it won't take long for her to get jealous of Lee Ha-yoon.
For now, she's just a little bothered.
That's enough.
"Too embarrassed to say hi 'cause Ha-yoon noona rushed out?"
"...Uh, well, yeah..."
"She was with her friends, so she got shy. She could just tell them we're dating."
"He's a teacher, though...?"
"Health committee member."
"What's the difference...?"
"Totally different. Anyway."
"......"
I kept up the casual chat, inching closer to Lee Ji-yoon.
Just in case another student walked in, I kept it as normal as possible.
Even if someone saw, it'd look like I was just patting her head.
With that, I placed my hand on the head of this skittish stray cat, Lee Ji-yoon, and started stroking gently while treating her headache.
...But.
"Feeling better now?"
"Uh, y-yeah..."
Honestly.
From your perspective, there's no way you don't realize I'm petting you like a pet.
"You just got treated recently... Must be a lot of stress lately."
"...Pervert."
Seeing you stay quiet without pointing it out, letting me pet you obediently,
...no complaints, looking up at me like you want more,
it stirred something dark in me a little.
"Suddenly? And pervert? You're the bigger pervert, Lee Ji-yoon."
"Figuring out why my head hurts makes you a pervert, idiot...! And why am I more of a pervert than you?!"
How far will you let me go in this ambiguous relationship?
That dark thought bubbled up.
The door was still firmly shut,
and even if someone opened it right now, they'd only see the back of your head from over there.
"......"
"......"
I leaned down a bit.
And brushed my lips against Lee Ji-yoon's.
More like a peck than a full kiss.
Then I looked at her dumbstruck, flustered face and grinned refreshingly.
"S-see?! Seo Woo-jin, you're the pervert...!"
"Why am I a pervert? I was just 'practicing' like last time."
"Pra... practice..."
"You're the one who's more pervy for being so aware of me. Right?"
The dumbest excuse imaginable.
Since I tossed it out with a grin, she had to know it was a joke.
But Lee Ji-yoon's emerald eyes darted around frantically, unable to retort properly.
Left. Right. Up.
And then,
meeting my gaze.
"...I'm not aware."
"Really?"
"...Do it if you want. Kiss practice."
"What if someone walks in?"
"...We'll say we were practicing kissing."
"See? You're definitely the bigger pervert."
"Wha—you're the one who's more... Mmph..."
Chup, chuup.
As I covered Lee Ji-yoon's lips, the wet sounds of saliva melted straight into my brain.
Every time I moved my tongue, unlike her snippy attitude moments ago, her tongue wrapped around mine sweetly.
Stop, someone might catch us.
...Or so she pretended, her hands just clutching my lab coat.
I punished her for all the things that kept turning me on, passing my saliva to her over and over.
Forgetting that I needed the excuse of petting her head.
Forgetting that she didn't have her usual "my sister" excuse today.
Forgetting that I'd already admitted to kissing Lee Ha-yoon, so no practice was needed.
Until the polite knock of some well-mannered student sounded.
For a good long while.
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"This isn't working out..."
"What's the problem now."
"The cute concept... I shouldn't have picked it..."
"It worked on Han Su-ah, didn't it? So push it as far as you can."
"Nooo... I just wanna train hard and say I got better super quick... Koreans like that, right...?"
In the basement hideout of the "Company."
Kwon Nam-ho, stitching up a large gash on his arm himself, groaned softly as he replied.
"They like it. But you still gotta do the job right."
"Hmph..."
"You can drop the concept once you're close enough. Just bear with it, you bitch."
"I know how to talk fine, but you deliberately slur your words—it looks so stupid, I hate it..."
Yojora sprawled on the sofa, muttering as she undid the stuffy uniform buttons.
Soon, the small sound of her teeth snapping thread rang out.
Honestly, Kwon Nam-ho was so worried about Yojora he could barely sleep.
Less like leaving a daughter by the water's edge... though yeah, there was a bit of that too.
Anyway.
It was because Yojora's "plan to ruin Han Su-ah's life" was way dumber than he'd imagined.
Like a kid dreaming of infinite energy with magnets.
"What was it again? Make her love booze so she can't graduate?"
"...Uh... Yeah. That's it."
Yojora yawned hugely, tears leaking from her eyes, then flopped sideways on the sofa and nodded.
"I get the vibe, but it's got zero realism."
"Does it...?"
"She's not gonna fall apart that bad over alcohol and flunk out..."
"Dunno dunno. It'll work out somehow..."
"......Sigh..."
What to do with this planless idiot.
Since Han Su-ah never had friends her whole life, better success rate traumatizing her by becoming her first friend then totally ghosting her. Dummy.
Kwon Nam-ho, bandages fully wrapped, looked at Yojora rolling around in her uniform with pitying eyes.
"......"
Meanwhile, Yojora was carefully replaying her academy conversation with Han Su-ah from today.
Honestly, not much new info.
Han Su-ah's food preferences.
And that she reeked way more of innocent virgin than expected.
The key takeaway?
Innocent virgin.
How could she exploit that?
"Let's eat. What to order?"
"I want... blood sausage soup...?"
"Booze?"
"Yeah..."
Ducks imprint on the first thing they see after hatching as their parent.
Imprinting effect or whatever. Not sure on the details, but you get it.
Innocent virgins are the same.
Their tastes get set by what "thing" turns them into adults first.
Why do I know?
'Cause I went through it.
Got hooked on pervy comics and novels made by pervs, and boom, pervy tastes. Heh.
...So.
"Just one bottle. Soju."
"Yeeaah..."
Our Su-ah-chan, already calling me Yojora-chan? With the right moves, I could corrupt her like me, right?
Teasing the male in front by resisting and cursing,
only to get punished by his cock slamming balls-deep, reduced to drooling...
Make her crave that kind of sex, stain her pitch black?
"......"
...Well, Su-ah-chan's tall and model-like, pretty straightforward image, so maybe not that broken...
But I can hope.
"Hehehe..."
"Why the creepy laugh all of a sudden?"
"'Cause free booze...?"
"...Jeez..."
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