The Princess's Disposition
Outside Lee Cheong-ha’s residence, Mohn Hodge sensed the tangled clash of auras between Lee Cheong-ha and Yang So-hee. ‘Wrestling? What the hell is going on?’
<How’s the situation now?>
<…>
Lee Cheong-ha gave no reply to his mental probe. Yang So-hee should have noticed his presence long ago, yet she offered no reaction either. He assumed the women were deep in some important discussion.
After slipping a few coins to the guards at the main gate, he strode straight into the room where they waited.
“Chyop! Lick! Lick-luuuurp!”
“Pah, ah, seriously! Stop playing around and squeeze properly! Slurp! Chyop! Chyoop!”
The two women were devouring each other’s most intimate places with greedy tongues.
“What the hell are you two doing?”
“”!“”
At the low, weighty sound of his voice, both women froze at once.
A moment later—
“My apologies, Master.”
“Hic! Yaaah! If you hadn’t run off, none of this would’ve happened!”
Yang So-hee explained that she had come looking for him after dreaming he had left, only to discover Lee Cheong-ha and catch the scent of his seed still inside her. She had begun licking it out. Lee Cheong-ha, feeling something was off about being the only one receiving attention, had returned the favor—whereupon Yang So-hee demanded breast massage as well.
“Enough! That’s no good for the baby.”
“Kuh! There are already over ten women carrying your child beyond that door, and you’re scolding me here?”
“What do you think I’m doing? Diligently spreading the teachings of our cult.”
“Bullshit! Your head’s stuffed full of nothing but knocking women up!”
“Watch your mouth, woman. Even if it’s bad for the child, you keep cursing—”
“Shut up! Just milk me already. That bitch is hopeless at it.”
“R-right.”
Yielding to Yang So-hee’s sharp demand, Mohn Hodge sat behind her on the bed in lotus position and began gently clearing the clogged passages in her breasts, starting from the areas farthest from the nipples.
Unlike the other women, Yang So-hee’s breasts had been forcibly developed to produce milk. The very meridians that had swollen her chest from flat to near-buxom in record time now left her prone to painful engorgement far more easily than anyone else.
- Squeeze! Squeeze!
“Haaang♡ Yes♡ That’s it♡ Right there♡”
“How did you even get here?”
“How do you think I got here♡ Hnn♡ Ah, right there feels good♡ Lightness skill, obviously♡ Haaang♡”
- Squelch! Squelch!
<Eat. This will be a priceless tonic for someone who wants a body capable of bearing children.>
<Eh? Ah, understood, Master.>
While he made Lee Cheong-ha drink the life-rich essence flowing freely from Yang So-hee, the latter spoke up slowly.
“You slept with the Empress Dowager too, didn’t you? Even got her pregnant.”
“Of course. The Empress Dowager is more than worthy of receiving my personal instruction. Ahem.”
“Oh dear. That fox Yang Seo-hee is involved now? The Sex Demon Cult is finished. Finished!”
“Are you jealous? At least your chest is bigger than hers now, so don’t worry.”
“Hah, what am I supposed to do with this lecher? Fine. Hit me once.”
- Fwoosh!
- Swish!
Mohn Hodge deflected Yang So-hee’s surprise punch and slipped into her embrace, gently rubbing the belly where their child grew strong.
- Rub rub!
“Huhu, I stand on the verge of shedding the demonic path. A mere attack like that won’t—”
“Ow, that stings!”
- Splat!
Without lifting a hand, Yang So-hee used only the flow of her seductive energy to stimulate her own meridians, shooting a jet of milk straight into his eyes.
- Rub rub, rub rub!
“Hahat! What’s that about shedding the demonic path? Try talking big again!”
“Y-you coward! To mock a father’s burning love for his child like this!”
“Oh please. Says the man who abandoned his own woman and child and ran two thousand li away.”
“I swear I didn’t abandon anyone. I was just… radiating energy and suddenly found myself here.”
“Make it make sense. What kind of energy radiation blasts you through the roof?”
“Then does it make sense that you came all this way chasing a dream?”
Then a sudden unease struck him.
“Did you come all that distance alone? You usually travel with that one girl.”
“Ah! Now that you mention it, Young-hye stopped following at some point.”
“If you left together, you should’ve brought her.”
“Her lightness skill is painfully slow. I figured she’d just head back to the cult on her own. She’s not the type to get beaten up wandering around.”
“You say that so proudly after ditching her. Hold on—let me check something.”
- Fwoooosh!
Following the faint traces of energy scattered across the capital, he eventually found Gu Young-hye outside the city walls, dressed in rags and begging for food and lodging at a temple.
“Huuueeng! Cult Leader-nim! So-hee unni left me behiiind!”
“There, there. You did well.”
After soothing her with a few pats on the back, he brought her to Lee Cheong-ha’s house.
** The next day. **
He forced the pregnant Yang So-hee to sleep early under the excuse that expectant mothers needed rest, then took Gu Young-hye deep into a nearby forest and lavished her with affection until dawn. Afterward he returned to the Empress Dowager’s palace and dozed at her side.
“Banryong-ah, wake up. Huh!? Banryong, your face!”
“Ugh?”
Touching his face and checking it in the Empress Dowager’s mirror, he found it smooth and restored to its former appearance. Ever since falling into qi deviation during his encounter with Dang Seo-rin, the time spent in Seoha had clearly advanced his seductive arts another step.
‘One more major hurdle and I might truly shed the demonic path.’
His idle thoughts were interrupted by the Empress Dowager’s lips pressing against his while her hand gently stroked his stomach.
“Huhu, Banryong-ah. Looking at you now, you really are the most handsome man under heaven♡”
He returned her light kiss and slowly opened his mouth.
“Empress Dowager—no, Your Majesty. I will never forget the kindness you’ve shown me.”
“Mm? Has your mind truly cleared?”
“It has. Without Your Majesty’s sincere affection, I wouldn’t have regained my senses so quickly.”
He told her everything—except that he was the leader of the demonic Sex Demon Cult in Sichuan and that he was actually a few years younger than her—without omission or embellishment.
“Then… you’ll be returning to your original place now.”
Her eyes grew moist as she looked up at him. Honestly, he had half-expected her to try binding him with more intimate cultivation, yet when the moment came she only hesitated and did not reach out. It left him oddly disappointed.
‘Especially since she’s carrying my child.’
The original Sex Demon’s Analects contained the line: “Even if this seat forsakes women, I will never allow women to forsake this seat.”
But as a sweet-natured man from Goryeo, Mohn Hodge declared instead: “Even if women forsake me, I will never forsake them.”
“Empress Dowager… would you prefer I leave quickly?”
Though he only feigned a hint of melancholy, the effect was immediate.
“N-no! This palace wants you to stay here forever……”
- Smooch!
After stealing another quick kiss, he spoke.
“How could I leave when you’re here?”
Of course, he planned to slip through portals and roam the Central Plains whenever he had the chance, but that conversation could wait.
“By the way, have you decided on a childhood name for the child?”
“Uung, I was thinking… Kkumul……”
The naming style was so similar to Yang So-hee’s that he spoke without thinking.
“Ah, the child in Yang So-hee’s belly is mine too.”
The Empress Dowager’s brow twitched, but he decided it was just his imagination.
** Fortunately, the matter of Princess Lee Cheong-hye’s treason ended with the condition that Mohn Hodge personally take custody of the princess and her assassins. **
- Glare!
- Glare!
The assassins following behind him shot him venomous looks, but he felt no fear.
‘With trash like them, I could subdue them all with one hand even while in the middle of dual cultivation.’
He created a portal directly inside General Lee Cheong-ha’s residence, secretly contacted Han Go-sam, and sent Princess Lee Cheong-hye and the assassins off to the Sex Demon Cult headquarters. Forcing them to join the cult was an added bonus.
“Better than rotting in a dungeon, isn’t it?”
“Hnn, if you spank my butt a few times I might consider it……”
“”P-Princess!?“ ”That depends on this princess—no, our Cheong-hye. Do you really think rewards come so easily?“ ”Tch.“
Half a year of intensive “female training” upon enlistment would be more than enough time for those assassin women to be reborn as true females. ‘If possible, they should also cultivate seductive arts and refine their appearances.’
In the afternoon, a sparring match was scheduled with the Kunlun Sect martial artists. When he asked why they needed to fight a bunch of bald old Taoists, the Empress Dowager insisted that for the relatively weak nation of Seoha, this was one issue that absolutely had to be resolved. Left with no choice, Mohn Hodge headed for the training grounds, accompanied by General Lee Cheong-ha, Gu Young-hye, and even the very pregnant Yang So-hee.
‘My condolences in advance to those tiger-striped old men about to be humiliated by a heavily pregnant woman.’