The Innocent Female Thief (1)
The electric shock magic and sealed acupoints cast earlier would have worn off around the hour of the Rat. Yet when the innkeeper hurled the female thief into the stable, he had gagged her mouth, fearing she might wake and scream loud enough to disturb the guests. Thus the words she desperately wanted to spit out remained trapped behind the bit.
“Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!”
She spotted me stepping into the stable and glared with bloodshot eyes, as though she meant to devour me whole.
“Hmph! Hmph hmph! Hahahaha!”
Laughter burst out of me at the sight of her—filthy with straw, dust, and every manner of unidentifiable stable muck. At the sound she stopped yelling and began to sob pitifully around the gag.
“Hwaaa… hwaaa!”
After a long cry she seemed to calm, then glared at me again from her bound position. Her thighs were plump and firm; training this one would be satisfying.
“I’ll remove the gag first. Scream and I’ll drag every guest out here to watch while I strip you bare. Understand?”
Whispering into her ear, I watched her nod furiously.
—Squeak!
“Aaaah! Be gentle, you cruel bastard! That tingling earlier—was that you too?”
“Keep your voice down.”
“…That tingling. That was you, wasn’t it?”
She lowered her voice exactly as told. When I nodded, she flinched and looked up at me.
“Y-your martial arts are… really something. B-but can’t you untie me a little?”
“A little? Listen to this bitch’s tone.”
“Eek!? C-can’t you please, sir?”
She tried her best to look cute while pleading, but the act was clumsy. Covered in filth, the expression only stoked my sadistic urges.
—Twang!
Qi surged through my palm and severed one of the ropes binding her to the stable pillar.
A sour, fermented stench rose from her pants—evidence of how many times she had pissed herself on the way here, how much she had sweated, and how long the warmth of her body had stewed it all.
“Ugh. That smell is foul.”
I pinched my nose dramatically and fanned the air, deliberately pushing her shame to the limit.
“Eeeek!”
Face burning, she glared as I hoisted her under my left arm, gripping her plump thigh.
—Squish!
The soft, heavy flesh felt exquisite. My right hand tore away her short pants and makeshift tank-top armor in one rough motion.
—Rip! Rip rip!
“Hmm. Much better.”
Beneath the torn fabric lay a daringly minimal crotch cover and loosened bandages that barely contained her breasts after all her struggling.
“Hi—hieeeek! Wh-what are you doing?”
“Shh. Quiet, unless you want everyone awake.”
“Hic… you pervert!”
“I told you to shut up.”
“B-but……”
“Fine. Then I’ll just call them. Hey! Everyone inside! Come watch this insolent little thief get what she deserves!”
“Kyaaak! Y-yes, I—I understand…! Hic! P-please…!”
She had no way of knowing the entire inn was fast asleep, so she panicked while desperately trying to keep her voice low. Still fully bound, she could only thrash and whimper.
“Ugh, y-you! Do you even know who I am!?”
I answered while carrying her out of the stable.
—Step, step.
“Why would I care?”
“Hiiiik! Ah—ah! I was wrong! Let’s go back inside! Please!?”
I ignored her tears and stopped right in front of the inn entrance.
“Insolent wench.”
My palm cracked down hard on her plump buttocks.
—Smack!
“Kyaaah!”
“Trying to wake everyone? Proud of that ‘pussy’ of yours?”
“N-no!”
I struck again.
—Smack!
“Iyaaah!”
“A rotten thief like you needs a good spanking to learn. How many do you want?”
“Eek! Why me!?”
—Smack!
“Kyaang… o-okay… th-then just one……”
—Smack! Smack!
“Hic… uwaaang! Whyyy!”
“Even your lying ass needs discipline. I’ll give you one more chance. How many?”
“Hiiiik… I was wrong! Hiiing… th-then five……”
“Good. I was going to give you ten or more, but I’m feeling generous. Count each one clearly. Get it wrong and we start over. Understood?”
“Hic… y-yes! I’ll count properly……”
“First one.”
Qi wrapped my palm as I brought it down.
—Smack!
“Kyaah! Ah—why harder!?”
“You didn’t count. Start over.”
Her counting dissolved into desperate cries as the spanking grew fiercer.
—Whack!
Unlike most thieves, her buttocks were plump and springy—clearly well-fed. Each strike sank deep into soft flesh.
“Ha. You’ve got an ass worth spanking.”
“Hic… you evil bastard! If my mom finds out, you’re dead!”
“Kuk kuk. Still tattling to mommy at your age?”
—Rub, rub.
When I kneaded her reddened cheeks, a strange, breathy sound slipped from her lips.
“S-stop! Hngh♡ Y-you… do you know the Thousand Gold Thief King? That’s my mom! If she finds out—! Hiiiik!”
The Thousand Gold Thief King. I’d heard the rumors: once the daughter of a great merchant house, she joined the greenwood and reached the Extreme Demon realm by thirty. Even now, nearing fifty, she remained a living legend of the unorthodox path.
‘Kuk kuk kuk. So this little thief came from a golden pumpkin vine.’
With the thought of summoning her mother, I struck with full force.
—Bang!
She tensed, layering internal energy over her buttocks, but at only first-rate level it was useless. The impact rang out like flesh meeting flesh in passion.
“Kyaaah♡ Eeeek! You bastard—how many more times!?”
I raised my hand again. She flinched and sealed her lips.
“Now, how many did you say? Fifty?”
“What nonsense! It was five!”
Five rapid, off-beat slaps answered her sudden bravado.
—Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
“Kaaang! Hiaang! Huaaang… kuaaang♡ Kyaaaang♡”
“Ho. So you’re the type who gets wetter the harder you’re hit.”
“Heek, heek! D-don’t talk crazy… if you’re done, put me down…♡”
Her face, when turned, showed more conflict between pain and pleasure than shame. Thirst also tormented her.
“You didn’t count again……”
“Hiiiik! G-great hero, s-save me! Hiiiing♡ I-I think I’m dying…♡”
She shook her massive, reeking buttocks while begging. A single drop of urine splashed onto my philtrum.
—Drip!
“Aah! This filthy thief just pissed on my face!”
“No! Nooo—it’s not!”
I shouted deliberately to heighten her shame.
“Everyone! Look at this thief pissing herself!”
“Haah! Ah! I understand! I-I’ll do it! Just be quiet, please!”
“Hmm. You insolent, arrogant, filthy, shameless little thief. Five spanks plus the crime of pissing on my face. Will you quietly accept every punishment I give and be released… or……”
—Gulp!
“…walk proudly to the magistrate’s office and receive the full weight of the law?”
“Hiiiik! No! Please—not the office! S-save me, great hero! I’ll do anything! Huaaang!”
I whispered like a devil.
“Then how about this? I came out here to piss anyway. Want to drink it nice and fresh?”
Her face twisted in horror.
“Y-you idiot! What’s wrong with your head—telling someone to drink piss!?”
While she ranted, I considered how best to corrupt her with the Yangui Heart Technique.
“Hey! Calling me an idiot? I’m offering a worthless thief like you the holy water I personally brewed. How dare you refuse such generosity?”
“Holy water my ass! It’s just yellow, stinking piss!”
A realization struck.
‘Does this girl not even know what semen is?’
“Yellow? Piss? Then… if what comes out of my pants isn’t yellow, isn’t piss, and smells different, would you still try it?”
“Huh? Something like that… exists? Liar! You think I’m as stupid as you!?”
‘Poor mother. Raising your daughter so sheltered she doesn’t even recognize cum at her age. Kuhuhuh.’
I spoke calmly, confidently.
“It’s true. Since you doubt me, let’s make a bet.”
“Gulp… a bet?”
“If what comes from my yang member is white and smells nothing like piss, I win. If it’s yellow and stinking like you claim, you win. Want to try?”
“Uu… th-that’s right! Nothing bad for me. What are the stakes?”
“If you win, I untie you completely. If I win, you drink every drop until I say stop. Fair?”
“Huu… even piss is drinkable in emergencies… this is super advantageous for me, right? Hehe, you really are an idiot. Fine! Let’s do it!”
“To keep it fair, I’ll loosen your bindings. Promise you won’t run?”
“O-of course! I’m a martial artist—I keep my word!”
The Hyangum Technique had already been released during my earlier session with Dang Seorin. Still, the mere sight of my exposed member made her face flush crimson.
—Slice, slice.
Seeing no lie in her words, I severed every rope except the ones on her wrists and ankles.
“Ah—don’t cut them all! That’s cheating!”
“Win the bet and I’ll finish the rest.”
I slowly loosened my pants and freed my yang member.
—Twitch!
—Gulp!
In the quiet night air before the inn, only the soft sound of the Six Dragons greeting her and the female thief swallowing echoed through the darkness.