Dang Seorin (1)
Becoming a Sex Demon is simple if you think about it simply, and difficult if you think about it too hard.
……If the color of lust reaches the heavens and all women below shed tears while all men above weep, then the heavens will surely recognize him as the Sex Demon. This is recorded in the Discourse on Lust, the first Sex Demon’s teachings for future generations.
Then what exactly is lust? Unfortunately, the first Sex Demon left no clear explanation. Within the Sex Demon Cult, interpretations clashed for a long time, splitting into countless factions. But to the young cult leader wearing blue robes—who had begun his journey through the martial world, passed through the desolate Yinping Valley, and just entered the official roads—such debates were utterly meaningless.
‘Alright, that gorge is behind me. Now that there’s a proper road, I should stop using flashy movement arts or unnecessary magic and just act like an ordinary martial artist.’
With that thought, he walked slowly along the official road lined with nothing but dense vegetation, without any particular destination in mind.
After walking for some time, he suddenly heard shouts and the clash of weapons from far ahead, just at the edge of his senses.
‘Kill all the women and capture all the men alive!’
“Kya, there it is! Official roads mean bandits, and bandits mean subjugation!”
The bandit leader’s words were a little strange, but he rushed toward the commotion anyway.
- Chae-aeng!
- Pakaaang!
“Kuhk, activate the Tang Family Guardian Sword Formation! Quickly!”
“Kihihihi, this big sister wants you to discipline her first!”
“Ugh! Y-you thieving bitch! Even if I die, I’ll drag you down with me! Huaaaah!”
- Chaeng, chaeng!
When he reached a spot where he could see the situation clearly, two large cargo wagons were surrounded by a swarm of bandits. Most of the escorts guarding the wagons had already been subdued. Two figures stood out.
The first was a green-haired woman commanding the remaining warriors. With her back to the wagons, she was barely holding off the bandits’ encirclement.
“Huk, huk, huk……”
Her large breasts, barely contained by her second-rate inner energy, swayed heavily with every movement, even beneath her clothes.
The other standout was the bandit leader herself—a woman whose thighs were thick and plump, wearing revealing clothes, her inner energy just barely reaching first-rate. She swung a massive blade with surprising vigor.
The battle was nearly over. The drivers and escorts had mostly suffered crippling injuries or been restrained. The lesser bandits were simply watching their leader fight.
- Rustle
As the old sages said, watching a one-sided fight is the greatest entertainment. Hidden in a nearby tree, he tore into dried beef jerky from his pack and observed the scene.
“Why resist so much when you could just surrender nicely?”
- Chaechaeng, chaeng!
“Ugh! Who’s surrendering here, you thieving bitch!”
Despite the clear gap in skill, the busty warrior refused to go down easily. She parried the bandit leader’s heavy blade with her trembling sword and even launched counterattacks.
After exchanging about ten moves—
“Huu, big sister. You’re better than I thought. Then try blocking this too. Uryaaah!”
The thick-thighed bandit suddenly changed her grip and brought the blade straight down with terrifying force.
- Kaaang!
“Kyaaaak!”
The green-haired woman’s sword flew from her hands and stabbed into the ground. Her loose robe was sliced open, revealing the magnificent, heavy breasts barely contained by her ornate undergarment.
“Huhu, it’s been a while since I got to stretch properly. That was fun, big sister. Now it’s over, right?”
“Krrgh!”
The green-haired woman glared up from the ground, tears of frustration in her eyes, as the bandit leader raised her blade once more.
- Paaaat!
He leapt from the tree and landed lightly between them.
“That’s enough. It ends here.”
The busty bandit sensed something off about his sudden appearance and quickly withdrew her blade into a defensive stance.
“Aack, what the—?! You scared me!”
Meanwhile, the green-haired woman’s eyes lit up with hope.
“Huk, y-young hero! P-please save me!”
“Oh dear, young lady! Are you alright? Can you stand?”
He helped her up, his hands brushing against her armpit and the side of her breast. As his Fragrant Yin Art gently spread, her face flushed red.
“A-ahh♡ Th-thank you, young hero. B-but those bandits……”
“Hmm, no need to worry.”
‘Ah, this is too easy. It’s no fun at this difficulty.’
Reminding himself to practice controlling the art’s intensity, he turned to face the bandits. There were roughly twenty of them. The notable thing was that they were all women. Aside from their leader, they were all third-rate or below—hardly worth worrying about.
‘They’re all filthy and scrawny. Only one of them is even remotely presentable……’
If he wanted to cosplay as a righteous orthodox martial artist, the proper move wasn’t to slaughter them outright. First, he had to scold them.
Infusing his voice with inner energy, he roared at the bandits.
“You wenches! Are you not afraid of heaven?! How dare you commit robbery in broad daylight!”
“Ha, big brother. I’m in a bit of a bad mood right now. If you just step aside and raise your hands like a good boy, I’ll finish with that big sister over there and then play with you nicely, okay?♡”
The busty bandit pointed her blade at the wagon wheel.
“Hoho, so you’re someone words won’t reach. Very well. Today I shall demonstrate my skills until you come to your senses!”
‘Kyaah, this is peak righteous young master energy.’
Secretly impressed with himself, he drew the ordinary iron sword from his waist and pointed it at the bandit leader.
“Aigoo, why is big brother acting like this? If you keep this up, I’ll have to teach you a lesson!”
Now properly motivated, she shrugged her shoulders and slowly approached, measuring the distance.
- Huuuuung!
A filthy aura clung to her massive blade.
“Y-young hero♡ B-be careful.”
It was time to answer the green-haired girl’s desperate encouragement.
‘Electric.’
He mixed a trace of inner energy into his sword and added a visible magical effect, making it look like the lightning-attribute sword qi commonly used by orthodox sects.
“Oho. Sword qi? You know a bit of swordsmanship? Then try taking this! Huaaah!”
The bandit leader’s first strike was a simple, brutal downward slash with no feints. To him it looked painfully slow—he could have dodged it easily. But with the busty girl clinging to his back, he couldn’t risk it.
So he chose the direct approach. Using lust arts or demonic arts might cause trouble if discovered. Instead, he would use a long-lost orthodox technique—one that was still overwhelmingly powerful.
“Thunder Sword First Form, Sense!”
- Pakaaang!
- Pzztztztzt!
“Ukyaaaak!”
Struck directly by the lightning that erupted from his blade, the bandit leader let out a single scream before collapsing, limbs twitching violently.
- Twitch, twitch!
The remaining filthy female bandits, showing zero loyalty, immediately fled while shouting “Run for your lives!”
‘Whee~ whee~ Please run faster~’
He stuck out his tongue, sealed the unconscious bandit leader’s acupoints, and tied her behind the wagon.
“With this, you should be able to depart again.”
He spoke calmly while looking at the green-haired busty woman with an expression of pure innocence.
‘Kuhuhuhu, there’s no way I’m letting you go like this.’
As expected, she blushed and began stammering.
“Ah! I was late with my greetings! Thank you for saving us, benefactor! I-I’m Dang Seorin of the Sichuan Tang Family. I-if it’s not too much trouble……could you accompany us? That bandit might escape……”
When he stepped forward and agreed without hesitation, her expression brightened visibly.
The drivers and warriors who had been subdued were now getting back on their feet. Fortunately, no one in their group had died. The only casualties were a few minor injuries.
They had apparently intended to kidnap everyone.
“Then shall we go? If we travel another two or three hours, we’ll reach a village where we can rest. By tomorrow we’ll arrive at the Tang Clan.”
She smiled like a happy puppy, clearly in an excellent mood. When he gently removed a leaf that had stuck to her hair during the fight—
“Kyaaht♡ U-ung, benefactor! I-if you do that……hngh, I-I’m sorry……”
She quickly calmed down once he showed her the leaf.
Walking alongside the slow-moving wagon at a pace similar to walking, he carefully adjusted the spread of his Fragrant Yin Art while keeping his senses sharp. Fortunately, Dang Seorin only developed a moderate amount of goodwill toward him and showed enough self-control not to launch herself at him immediately.
‘Good.’
From her, he was able to learn various recent stories about the martial world and the current state of affairs.
“……And that~ Western Xia princess is supposed to be such a beauty that even the martial world’s phoenix-level female experts are said to pale in comparison. Even if she’s been in seclusion for a long time, still, benefactor, you’re a man, so that much……”
- Twitch!
His senses caught the bandit leader waking up and struggling.
He had deliberately left only her big toes unsealed so he could check if she was conscious. Now those toes were wiggling furiously.
Reverse rape wasn’t to his taste after the Divine Maiden incident. The bandit leader who had charged at him was decent-looking but not his type—in short, not someone he wanted to fuck.
‘Wait. If she’s not my type, I can just change that, right?’
Of course, he wasn’t changing his own preferences. He was changing hers.
First, while keeping an eye on Dang Seorin, he carefully drew out the Lust Thread from his testicles. As long as it wasn’t her, no one in this convoy would recognize the pink thread emerging from such a strange place as a martial art.
- Srrrrrr
Fortunately, the sound of the thread being pulled was drowned out by her chatter and the rattling of the wagon.
“……So even though the Sword Emperor opposed it, they still……”
“Hoo, something like that happened?”
Thanks to his mature-level Yang Heart Art, he responded leisurely to her rambling while maintaining the perfect attentive listener’s attitude.
- Zzt zzt!
A faint but constant electric current flowed through the Lust Thread wrapped around the bandit leader’s entire body.
“……Even though Sword Emperor-nim opposed it……hng?”
With only second-rate skill, had she noticed the movement of his hidden Lust Thread?
“The weather’s a bit cloudy today. It might rain tonight.”
“Indeed. It would be troublesome if tomorrow isn’t clear.”
Even he could see the sky was filled with clouds heavy enough to bring rain. Of course, it would also rain inside the bandit leader’s undergarments.
After that, they arrived at the village she mentioned without any further incidents.
- Swoooosh!
By the time they arrived, the bandit leader had already passed out. She was tightly bound in multiple layers and thrown into the stable behind the inn to shelter from the rain that night.
Of course, he was in the largest room of the inn—with Dang Seorin.
There was no longer any need to restrain his Fragrant Yin Art. If anything, it might be better to use it as seasoning for their union.
“It’s embarrassing to say this myself, but in all my life, I’ve never seen a woman more beautiful than you.”
This cheesy line he often used on the women he met was, at least in that moment, completely sincere.
‘If a woman is beautiful enough for me to decide to claim her, then at least in that moment she’s a perfect ten. So it’s not a lie.’
“U-ung, benefactor…… I feel the same……♡”
As he slowly removed her outer robe, the ornate undergarment and its magnificent contents from earlier were revealed in all their glory.
“Tonight is going to be long. Prepare yourself, Miss Dang.”
“Yes♡”