Catfight at the Spa: The Secretary and the Prisoner Unit
Baek Soyun stood there blankly, staring at me with an expression of utter disbelief. Of course, I found this situation just as impossible to believe.
“Haha, um… This is how it ended up, I guess.”
The madwomen I’d left at home were now hanging off both my sides.
“Hmm~ So that’s who she was?”
“…Does Calathea already know her?”
“I borrowed the manager’s phone once before and listened in for a bit.”
“Ahem, ahem. So, while I’m currently in charge of your prisoner unit, I was originally the guild master of the Trinity Guild. This is my secretary from the Trinity Guild, Baek Soyun.”
I introduced Baek Soyun to Calathea and Audrey, then turned to the woman herself. She stared back at us with lifeless, dead eyes.
“And Soyun? This is—”
“Calathea, and Audrey Winter….”
“Yeah, I already knew.”
She would have seen their names in the documents while handling the related paperwork. Still, Baek Soyun’s face had gone deathly pale, just like the first time she’d gone to meet the prisoner unit. The bright smile she’d worn moments ago had vanished, leaving her standing there unsteadily.
I needed to send these two back somehow… No, there was no way they’d leave.
“Ahaha, so that’s how it was.”
“…What is?”
“Ah, nooothing♡”
Calathea, who had been quietly observing Baek Soyun, flashed a mischievous smile and pressed herself tightly against me. Then—
“………!!”
“Mmm, chu, chup—chuuup…♪”
Calathea suddenly grabbed my face, yanked me forward, and crushed her lips against mine. Even as I panicked and tried to push her away, she overpowered me with raw strength. She bit my lips harder than usual, sucking on them with wet intensity, then shoved her tongue inside, licking every inch before finally pulling back.
“Ugh, haa, haa… Hey, Calathea! What the hell was that?”
“Why~? We hadn’t done today’s kiss quota yet, right? So it’s totally legal♪ Or… is there some reason I shouldn’t?”
She smirked, lips glistening, and glanced sideways. Only then did I realize the presence of an observer—someone very different from usual.
“Uh, hey, Soyun? This, this isn’t what you think—”
The look in Baek Soyun’s eyes was colder than anything Audrey could freeze. Her carefully styled hair, which had finally revealed her pretty face, was wasted now. She stared at me and Calathea with hollow eyes, biting her lip hard enough to draw blood. After opening and closing her mouth several times, she began walking toward us with deliberate steps.
“Ahaha, is she going to hit me? Manager~ I’m scared♪”
“Hey, read the room—”
Calathea clung to me even more ostentatiously, rubbing her chest against my arm. When Baek Soyun approached and raised her hand, Calathea snorted and reached to grab her wrist. But—
Slap—!
“……Huh?”
Calathea’s hand missed the straight-line trajectory of Baek Soyun’s wrist, slicing through empty air. The sharp sound rang out as Calathea’s pretty face twisted slightly to the side.
“What do you think you’re doing to the boss right now? Get that vulgar body away from him immediately.”
“Hmm…?”
“Did you not hear me? I said get away from the boss.”
Baek Soyun seemed furious that I had been forcibly kissed. After slapping a member of the prisoner unit she feared so much, she was now speaking clearly, word by word, in protest. Yet Calathea didn’t seem bothered at all. She simply touched her cheek—which didn’t even show a red mark—and tilted her head in genuine confusion.
“You’re an S-class hunter who uses your power to forcibly molest the boss. Do you really think someone like you has any right to be by his side—”
“If I don’t have the right, then what? What can you do about it?”
“…What did you say?”
“I asked what you can do if I touch the manager however I want.”
Calathea smiled, baring her white teeth.
“No, is it just touching? Even if I stripped the manager right here, climbed onto his hard cock, shook my hips like crazy, and let him pump my womb full of his thick, heavy baby juice… what could you possibly do about it? Hmm?”
“Y-you…”
“And you mentioned ‘right’? What makes you qualified to judge that? I’ll stay by the manager’s side as I please. I’ll keep clinging to this cute manager who entertains me.”
“The boss isn’t a toy for trash like you!”
“Ahaha♡ Hey, why don’t you stop pretending and be honest? Actually, you also—”
“Stop! Both of you, that’s enough.”
I couldn’t listen anymore and stepped between them.
“Calathea, I’m sorry for deceiving you and coming here to relax, but that doesn’t give you the right to speak so rudely to my secretary.”
“Hmm…?”
“And you, Baek Soyun. I appreciate you getting angry on my behalf, but you can’t just swing your hand like that.”
“I’m sorryyy, Boss….”
Calathea was barely listening. She simply smiled as if the whole situation was the most entertaining thing in the world. Meanwhile, Baek Soyun hung her head with a dejected expression, reflecting on her mistake.
…It would have been nice if Calathea had even half of Baek Soyun’s sense of shame.
“Sigh… Since it’s come to this, I can’t exactly send you back…. Sorry, Soyun.”
“Ah, noo…! It’s not the boss’s fault at all….”
Baek Soyun insisted it was really fine, even worrying about my feelings. All the while, she quietly watched Audrey, who had been glued to my chest since earlier, slowly stroking my abdomen and sniffing at me with an expressionless face. Completely silent. Truly still.
“By the way, what about your swimsuits—”
“I already brought mine♡”
“…It was good that I bought one while shopping.”
Calathea and Audrey gestured toward their handbags. Of course. Since they’d known where we were going, they must have prepared thoroughly.
But…
“Wait, shopping—on our first day together?”
“I had my eye on it, and when the manager went to the bathroom, I secretly bought it and hid it♪”
She’d had bad intentions from day one. Still, since it ended up being useful like this, maybe I should call it a good decision….
“Anyway, I understand. Go change in the dressing room and come out. I’ll wait here with Soyun.”
The two unexpected additions to our group headed into the dressing room with excited faces—one unable to hide her glee, the other trying to.
In the suddenly quiet lobby, I was left alone with Baek Soyun. Her thoroughly deflated posture as she fidgeted in front of me kept bothering me.
“…Hey, sorry for raising my voice earlier. You invited me with good intentions, yet I ended up ruining it like this and then lecturing you as if I was so great.”
“Ah, no, Boss….”
Even though she said that, her eyes remained fixed on the floor. Her gaze seemed strangely directed toward my lower body… Must be my imagination.
Then, as if sensing my stare, she glanced up, met my eyes, and immediately began worrying about my feelings in a flustered rush.
“Th-that’s because those two did wrong. They didn’t think about the boss’s feelings at all and just followed one-sidedly, right? Without considering how the boss feels even a little… clinging to the boss’s side without knowing anything, acting like they’re so great….”
“…Baek Soyun?”
“It must be really hard for you, Boss. Right?”
“Well, it is.”
“Being by my side is the most comfortable for you, isn’t it…?”
Baek Soyun subtly approached and clung to me cutely in the exact spot Audrey had occupied earlier.
“Th-that’s true, but don’t cling too—”
“I feel most comfortable when I’m by the boss’s side too. Those people from earlier are just too scary….”
The courage she’d shown while slapping Calathea’s cheek had vanished. Baek Soyun trembled all over. Honestly, the softness and plushness of her body pressing through the gown was almost too much, but I couldn’t push away a terrified secretary just because of my pathetic awareness.
When I carefully embraced her, she immediately wrapped her arms around my waist and buried herself deep in my chest.
“Boss, Boss…!”
The fear she had suppressed during the confrontation finally burst out. Baek Soyun sobbed and panted roughly in my arms.
“Sniff, haa… Sniff, haaang….”
“Are you okay, Soyun? If it’s too much, let’s sit down and rest.”
“Ah, noo… Sniff, haaaat… Just like this a little longer will be enough….”
Just like when Calathea had kissed me, Baek Soyun kept arching her waist toward me, pressing her body closer and closer. She rubbed her face—buried in the opening of my loosened gown—while panting. If she weren’t the pure, innocent girl who knew nothing about men, I might have found her gestures rather strange in many ways….
Still, we couldn’t stay like this forever, so I tried to change the subject.
“Um, hey. What kind of swimsuit did you bring? Show the boss too.”
“My swimsuit?”
“Yeah. I bet it’s pretty, so I’m really looking forward to it.”
When I smiled at Baek Soyun—whose face was flushed from crying—she brightened her eyes and gave me a bashful grin.
“Th-then please come this way!”
Apparently embarrassed to show it in the middle of the lobby, she led me to a quiet corner of the pool area. Well, even if she was shy, how bold could the innocent secretary’s swimsuit possibly be? She was probably the type to cover up completely. And she’d blush even with a thin cover-up over it.
“Then….”
Reminding myself not to laugh at how cute she was, I watched as Baek Soyun loosened her gown. The moment it slid down—
“………!”
“I-is it weird?”
A white, deep valley instantly captured my gaze. The dark navy one-piece swimsuit was roughly what I’d expected… but the bold V-cut plunging all the way to her solar plexus was not.
“Boss…?”
Thin shoulder straps barely clung to her shoulders while the skin from her neck down to her solar plexus was boldly exposed, making it impossible for me to look away. With every breath, the soft white flesh of those enormous peaks rose and fell. The deep, deep cleavage where they met in the center….
When Baek Soyun leaned her upper body slightly toward me, her breasts swelled so tightly inside the swimsuit that they looked ready to burst out. My gaze, which felt like it would get lost forever in that valley, followed her hand as she unconsciously stroked the fabric. It traveled down to her slim waist, which flowed smoothly without a trace of fat.
As if reverse-violating my eyes, the swimsuit line hugged her narrow waist and traced over her feminine hips. Whether the size was a little small or not, it clung so tightly to her skin that every single curve seemed visible.
“Um… Is it strange?”
“I, I… well, um….”
“Boss?”
The innocent Baek Soyun, completely unaware of the reaction I was having, stepped even closer and looked up at me with worried eyes. Thanks to that, her white, deep cleavage became even more prominent….
I turned my body slightly away and smiled awkwardly.
“It’s pretty. Yeah. Really pretty. But sorry—before the others come out, I want to get some therapy first. Is it okay if I go alone?”
“I’ll go with you too!”
“Ah, no. I’ll go by myself. It’ll be quick.”
Desperately trying to push the innocent secretary away naturally so she wouldn’t notice my erection, I fled toward the therapy area.
While trying to shake off the vivid afterimage of those two melon-like mounds, the female employee at the counter greeted me in a gentle voice.
“Welcome, sir. Have you experienced therapy before?”
“Ah, no. It’s just… I’ve accumulated a lot of fatigue lately, so I thought I’d try a massage.”
“I see. Then would the beginner course our staff recommends be all right?”
“Yes, please.”
Although I had come here to escape Baek Soyun, it was true that therapy appealed to me more than swimming right now. I was a little worried about leaving those three alone and causing another incident… but I had given them a stern warning, so it should be fine.
Hiding my still-erect lower body beneath the tightly wrapped gown, I entered the room the employee guided me to. The relaxing aroma tickled my nose. In the center of the softly lit room sat a beige massage bed.
“Excuse me, but have you already showered?”
“Yes, I just changed and came out.”
“Then please remove your gown and lie down on the bed to wait.”
The employee lit an aroma candle and left the room to prepare. Only then did I relax, take off the gown, lie on the bed as instructed, and subtly place a towel over my lower body.
Lying still like that, surrounded by the gentle lighting and soothing scent, my body gradually grew languid and my eyelids grew heavy. I kept blinking, trying to stay awake while waiting for the staff, and then…
“Zzz….”
I fell fast asleep.
“Boss? Are you in here…?”
Baek Soyun poked her head through the open door. Her eyes landed on Seong Yohan, completely passed out on the massage bed. She swallowed hard, glanced around, quickly shooed away the approaching staff member carrying massage supplies, and—
“Excuse me, Boss….”
She slipped deep into the therapy room and firmly locked the door behind her.