Chapter 49
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 49
Chapter Title: I've Lost Half My Life♥ - 1
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"My name? If you want to know that badly, I'll tell you.
But keep this in mind. I'm not submitting to your threats."
What a load of crap.
Even this shameless bastard who sicced goblins on the villagers seems to value his own body.
"I'll give you one chance to back off before you unleash something you can't handle. Still want to hear my name?"
"Vir."
Vir stuck out his long tongue and licked the blonde girl's nape.
"Eek!!"
Seeing her shudder in disgust reminded me of myself when I first arrived in this world.
Look at that porcelain skin.
She probably never done anything tougher than picking up chopsticks.
I could tell right away she was some delicately raised noble lady.
And I had a pretty good idea of her identity already.
This was just confirmation.
"Your name?"
"...Amelia. Imperial Princess of the Fanus Empire."
Just as I thought.
I figured it had something to do with family ties.
That's why the prince came to us himself to entrust the task.
Whatever the political entanglements, if it came out now that the imperial princess was siding with the monsters while soldiers were risking their lives fighting them...
It would cause an uproar.
"She's really the imperial princess?"
"Does that mean we're all guilty of treason...?"
Trisha and Kain were panicking.
"What the hell is going on?
She's the imperial princess?"
Even Hena couldn't hide her anxiety.
It was the authority of the empire's imperial princess.
I, who'd lived in Korea, couldn't feel it, but for someone born and raised in the empire, realizing they'd been rude to her...
It was natural to panic to the point of losing rational judgment.
For that reason, even though Imperial Princess Amelia was bound and slumped over,
she smiled triumphantly, as if she were perched above our heads.
"So?"
"So... what?"
I flicked my hair back dramatically and let out a loud sigh.
This was annoying.
Maybe she needed to hear some curses to snap out of it?
"So why is a fancy imperial princess hanging out with monsters?
You wrote that command scroll too. Don't even try to deny it."
"This is a matter for the imperial family. No business for mere adventurers."
I used Appraisal.
[Amelia (Virgin) Mental Corruption 0%]
"Now then, spill it.
Who put you up to capturing me? Was it brother Doha?"
"You're misunderstanding something.
You're not the one asking the questions."
"What?"
"To me, you're just a bitch in heat. Princess or whatever, answer properly before you end up orc chow."
"S-Si-hyeon...!"
Trisha paled and tried to stop me.
What? Too harsh?
What do you want me to do?
"Got it, you mangy bitch?"
"......"
"......"
Maybe it was the first insult of its kind she'd ever heard, because Amelia's lips quivered.
"There's some leeway if you didn't know I was the imperial princess.
But you knew and insulted me anyway!"
I gave the signal.
The moment the leash on Vir came off, he pounced on her highness and kissed her.
"Mmph!?"
A filthy goblin tongue plunged into the pretty mouth of the imperial princess.
Vir grabbed Amelia's head and sucked on her lips greedily.
"Slurp. Smooch. Slurp."
"~~~~!? Mmph! Mmph! Mmmph!"
Amelia writhed desperately, casting aside all pretense of imperial dignity,
but Vir didn't let go.
"Sluuurp. Smack. Smoooh. Pop. Pop."
"~~!! Mmph! Blech.... Urk... Pop.... Blech!"
Even as she gagged, he didn't stop.
Vir shoved his elongated tongue down her throat, thoroughly ravaging every inch of her mouth.
It wasn't that Vir was dirty, but watching that bumpy tongue cover her white teeth and plump crimson lips...
It felt like defiling a sacred relic. I cringed a bit.
"Stop that. What are you doing to her highness?"
Hena glared at me fiercely.
"Can't you read the situation? You think she fled here for no reason?"
"Well..."
"If she was innocent, she'd run to people. Why flee deeper into monster territory?"
Hena shut her mouth.
"I nearly got taken out for real. Don't tell me it might not be her."
"Why would her highness do something like that?"
"She'll talk after some smooches with Vir."
"Mmph. Mmph. Glurk. Mmph. Hngmph."
"Slurp. Pop. Smoochoo♥
Her eyes rolling back from just a goblin kiss.
The refined princess's face was a total mess.
"Smoooh. Smooch. Smack. Smack."
"~~~~! Ugh... Glurk.... Ugh.... Urk...."
"Si-hyeon's right. Talk of treason aside...
Whoever actually betrayed the empire is..."
Kain glanced at the princess.
Everyone took a step back to watch.
This must be a novel experience for the princess.
Having her mouth sucked by a lowly goblin, with no one to save her.
"Enough."
Vir pulled out his tongue.
The bumpy tongue that had violated her throat slid out with a slurp.
"Gack! Hack! Hic.... Haaah...."
1%.
The princess's mental corruption had updated.
Compared to Yupinel or Trisha, it was practically nothing...
A level that could recover naturally, but the difference from zero was huge.
Her highness could never return to the girl she was before Vir's kiss.
"To think such brutality..."
"Anyone captured by goblins will suffer worse.
I haven't even started."
"Hmph. You think you can get away with this?"
"Not gonna explain yourself?"
"No reason to tell lowly scum."
"Then don't. If the empire's justice system works right, you'll confess in front of a judge."
I had what I needed: confirmation that Amelia was the mastermind.
Take her back to the western prince, mission complete.
"Hena. Clara. Thanks for the help."
"Ah! It wasn't anything special."
Clara blushed modestly.
"We'll come along too. Gotta see the princess safely back."
"Hena..."
"Fine by me.
I was planning to mention you helped restrain her anyway."
"Mention to who?"
"You'll see when we get there."
"Someone who can order the imperial princess captured.
One of the princes with claim to the throne, I bet."
"Not answering guesses."
She said she'd tell everything,
but she couldn't reveal all her cards.
In an empty forest, anything could happen.
Now that everyone here knew why we captured the princess,
we had to consider the risk of her being snatched away.
That thought naturally led to a staring contest between Hena and me.
We locked eyes in silence for minutes.
Hena spoke first.
"Fine. Do what you want. But I wanna see the client's face too.
No complaints?"
"Worried I'll put her highness in danger?"
"That too, but we caught her, right?
If there's a reward, we deserve our cut."
"Deal."
I held out my hand.
"Temporary alliance."
"..."
Hena stared at my hand.
"What?"
"One promise. No more of that just now."
"That just now?"
"You know... the kissing."
"Can't exactly hit her."
I could if needed, but this was more effective.
"Sexually intimidating a woman is vile. I can't accept it."
I flinched inwardly.
Had constant succubus acts made me forget how to think of people as people?
Watching the princess's pretty face go blank from the goblin kiss had turned me on.
Guess I still had some conscience left.
I had to remember the demon lord route wasn't far off.
One wrong step...
And I'd become a villainess worse than Amelia.
"Got it. No more. I got emotional."
Hena grinned and grabbed my hand firmly.
"Your goblin's impressive.
Though my magic's better."
"His name's Vir."
"Virr."
Vir mimicked me and offered his hand.
Hena made no effort to hide her disgust.
"Gross."
"Chance to shake hands with an amazing goblin?"
"...Sigh. Just a quick one."
Vir hugged Hena without warning.
"Kekeh!"
"Eek! You damn goblin. Showing your true colors. I'll kill you!"
"Vir says thanks."
"G-Get off me~!"
'So many pretty bitches, so happy'...
Vir's thoughts came through telepathically, making me chuckle.
"Hena pretty. Hena!"
"I'm seriously burning you!"
"Vir, that's enough."
"Virr."
Hena straightened her disheveled clothes and caught her breath.
"Gotta burn these clothes when I get back."
"Vir's clean."
"Heh heh..."
"Clara. You just laughed, didn't you?"
"Ah...! No. I didn't."
Hena dragged Clara over and shoved her at Vir.
"Hey! Goblin.
Hug her too. Hurry!"
"Eeeek! No. I don't want to! I'm sorry!"
"Virr?"
"No!! Nooo!"
"Unfair if only I get hugged!"
"Vir, do it."
Vir buried his face in Clara's ample breasts.
Full-on sexual harassment.
"Nooo!"
"Keeek!"
Clara unleashed real magic.
Vir tumbled across the ground, blasted by a torrent of water.
"Hey! What happened to no attack magic?"
"But...! Sniff. The goblin touched my boobs."
"Vir's fine."
I reassured them and helped Vir up.
"Vir fine."
"Hit with enough force to cleave a log, yet all limbs intact. Impressive."
"H-Hena~! It wasn't that strong."
"Vir's resistant to magic."
Thanks to the fetal education buff... [Intense Creampie Sex].
"The more I hear, the less sense it makes.
What are you, anyway? From the palace?"
"Same as you guys. An adventurer."
...Unlicensed, though.
In the end, aren't we all adventurers in our own lives?
Trying some philosophy, but doesn't change that I'm faking credentials.
"Um."
Kain tentatively raised his hand.
"What?"
"Yeah?"
"...Shouldn't we get the princess out quick?
It's fully night now."
"Hm. Not bad insight for a greenhorn knight."
Amelia still seemed lost in the afterglow of the goblin kiss.
How to move her?
Lock her in [Blood Domain]?
...No.
Situation's different from the goblin nest.
Revealing that space to the princess is too risky.
Plus, no telling what effect the domain has on an untouched woman.
"Kain. Piggyback her highness."
"Me?"
"Don't drop her, or you're in trouble."
Trisha giggled.
"Ugh."
"You're the only guy, and the pack mule."
"Vir's here too."
"Think her highness wants to ride a goblin's butt?"
Amelia snapped to.
"Y-You scum!
What do you plan to do to me?"
"Should gag her first maybe."
"Poor thing..."
Clara said that while forming water orbs.
...Won't she suffocate?
"I'll carry her."
"Get lost, you filth!"
"Now, now, your highness. Up we go. Up-up~"
Trisha hoisted Amelia onto Kain's back.
Posture's all wrong.
"Don't piggyback. Carry like this. Like so."
I demonstrated the fireman's carry from my army days.
Everyone stared with question marks on their faces.
"...I'll show you. Put her down."
I slung Amelia over my shoulder.
A bit heavy, but the size difference wasn't huge, so I lifted her easily.
"Ooh..."
Everyone was impressed.
First time seeing this method?
The hairy bastard definitely carried me like this... Ugh. Bad memory.
"Si-hyeon, have you trained for this?
You're so smooth."
"Bet you're good at kidnapping too."
"Let go! How dare you touch my body?!"
Her highness's body was so soft.
I enjoyed the feel more than I meant to.
"Your turn, Kain."
"Like this.... Ah! Ow!"
Kain took a knee to the gut from the princess.
After countless tries, he finally got her shouldered, but looked like he'd run ten laps around the training field already.
"No time to dawdle. Let's move."
Hena seemed oddly in a rush.
"Enemies detected nearby. Three of them."
Water orbs gathered around Clara.
"...Bad feeling. With the princess, let's bail now."
"What about that zippy teleport magic from before?"
"Blink guzzles mana. Can't use it for a bit."
Hena's intuition was spot on.
The pursuers were fully armed orcs, sharp and lean unlike the fat slobs from before.
They never showed themselves, steadily tightening the encirclement.
"Keep running!"
Arrows whistled through the air.