Chapter 31
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 31
Chapter Title: Queen Bee Meta, Revived! - 2
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"Ahahat!"
I laughed wickedly like a witch, watching the goblins fleeing in a total panic.
Feels so damn good!
"Vir, good job!"
"Mama!"
I rushed over and hugged Vir tight.
You deserve a hug!
"Mama... Mama!"
Vir's telepathy brimmed with uncontainable joy.
I stroked his nape and cooed soothingly when Trisha and Kain drew near.
"Vir handled it all by himself."
"Impressive."
"What kind of sword is that?"
Trisha had noticed something off about Vir's blade from the fight.
Can't underestimate an adventurer's instincts.
I was pondering what to say if they asked where it came from, but their attention shifted elsewhere.
"Who goes there? State your name!"
The imperial soldiers were still on high alert.
A pair of half-naked women with a red goblin in tow, plus one guy.
Suspicious as hell, no denying it.
"What do we say?"
"I still don't have a license..."
Trisha sighed.
"After getting nabbed by goblins, no way it'd still be intact.
Got it? Boldness is key in a pinch like this."
The imperial soldiers loosed arrows at Trisha as she strode forward confidently.
"Aaaack! Sorry! Don't shoot!"
"What the hell."
"No chivalry in imperial troops? Attacking a fragile girl like that."
As if some random grunt would have fancy notions like that.
"I think they're on edge because of Vir."
"Vir sticks to Si-hyeon like glue—why not say you're a tamer?"
"Tamer?"
"Beastmaster too. Folks who tame wild beasts or familiars and make 'em fight."
Sounds solid.
I'll tuck that away for later.
"Can't we just be honest?
Said I got pregnant from goblin sex and popped out the kid... Mmph!"
Kain clapped a hand over Trisha's mouth.
"I'll watch Vir.
You two go talk."
"You sure?"
"They won't shoot if you disarm."
"Ahng. Fine..."
I stopped Trisha before she could strip off her underwear.
"Not that kind of disarm!"
"Why not? Don't they roll out the welcome for pussy sex?"
"Kain. You go."
"...Yes."
Kain sheathed his sword, chatted with the captain, and came back.
"Well?"
"Everyone else is fine, but no goblins in the village."
No helping it.
"Vir. Head home for now. I'll call you back soon."
"Mama. Call soon."
Vir hopped through the portal to the domain.
The tension melted away from everyone.
I wonder if I'd have felt the same coming down the mountain without a hitch.
"New faces."
The man leading the imperials approached, removed his steel helmet, and bowed.
"I'm Balian. Imperial centurion. Thanks for the aid."
"Trisha."
"Kain."
All eyes turned to me.
"Si-hyeon."
"Adventurers, right? Got licenses?"
"We were locked in a goblin nest until just recently."
"Goblin nest... That must've been hell."
Such a normal reaction. Been forever.
A little touched, honestly.
"As you can see, we could use help.
Troops are beat from nonstop attacks. Villagers are a wreck."
"You want us to pitch in?"
"Exactly. Imperial subjects, aren't you? Duty to back troops fighting monsters."
Duty...
Heavy word.
"First, mental corruption check. Ready?"
I tensed up tight.
"Answer?"
Say no and... probably not getting in.
I glanced at Trisha and Kain.
They stepped back, looking resigned.
"W-what do I do?"
"Arms up. Tongue out."
I put my hand on my nape and opened wide like told.
Balian stepped up and groped my tits.
Knead knead.
Pattern I expected, but embarrassing with everyone watching.
"Hmm."
Balian kept a straight face, kneading away thoroughly.
Ugh... nipples perking up—hope he ignores that?
Then he kissed me.
Tongue shoved right in, no warning.
Arms pinned up, I just took the tit play and kiss meekly.
"Chup. Chup..."
How long is this gonna go...?
One second felt like a minute.
The blatant sexual harassment called an "inspection" finally wrapped, and Balian spoke.
"Seems clean. Was worried, honestly."
"...Why? Figured I'd married a goblin?"
"Standard suspicion for a girl dragging around a tamed goblin."
Trisha next.
She bent over, ass out, pussy already drooling before he touched.
Trisha got noisy the second he started kneading her cheeks.
"Haang. Fingers no. Cock... gimme a hard cock."
"Just the inspection."
His thick fingers churned her sloppy hole without mercy.
Squelch squelch squelch squelch.
"Ah, ah... pussy... love the pussy squelch..."
Trisha's face melted as she flirted shamelessly.
Balian stayed dead serious, powering his wrist into her gushing cunt.
Squelch pop squelch pop.
"Ang! Ang...! Heut... harder... fuck me harder. Rough. Grind and twirl..."
...Is she even trying to hold back?
I got more and more antsy.
Not Yupinel bad, but what if they out one of us as corrupted?
Kain picked up on it and sidled close.
"She's fine. Trisha's level won't get her locked up."
"This normal for inspections? He's into it, right?"
"Rare if he's not."
Yeah, figures.
No use griping.
Once the fondling ended, Balian flicked pussy juice off his fingers into the air.
"You're clear for the village. Where you from?"
Trisha was still panting from the pussy work, so Kain fielded it.
"Shield Mountains."
"That new exploration zone? Not the time for joyrides..."
The last bit was more mutter.
If goblin hordes are hitting a village this close to a checkpoint,
gotta be bad staffing.
Strong empire called here, yet monster headaches galore.
That was my read.
Balian soon summoned a soldier.
"Escort these adventurers to lodging."
"Yes, sir!"
"See you tomorrow morning."
"Bed!"
Like the pussy fingering never happened, Trisha beamed and trailed the soldier.
Dusk was falling.
Couldn't tear myself away watching soldiers patch barricades.
"Si-hyeon? Not going?"
"Yeah."
No reinforcements ever showed for this village.
What would've happened to the folks if we hadn't helped?
Streets weren't modern-busy, but faces stood out clear.
Lots of kids among 'em.
"Doonara! Kraat!"
"Red goblin!"
Kids mimicking goblin speech in play.
Watched a bit, then boys mobbed me.
"Pretty big sis!"
"Sis! Where's the red goblin?"
"No, I'm... a bro."
"Pfft!"
"No bro's as pretty as a sis!"
"Sis got huge tits!"
Feels weird.
Not much point claiming guy anymore.
My old body's not coming back...
"Yap!"
"Heek!"
H-hey, which one!
Finger poked my asshole—I whipped around fast.
"Sis ass huge!"
"Prime plaything!"
"Y-you little shits... that's not okay!"
Kids pranking and I'm heeking. Heek.
Dying of shame.
"Sis going."
"Pretty sis, come back!"
Soldier led us to a shabby inn.
Seemed decent by local standards.
"For the Empire!"
Inside was rowdy with victory cheers already underway.
The innkeep was a thick-armed uncle with beady eyes.
He clocked me and blurted,
"You're beautiful."
"Huh?"
Outta nowhere?
Almost busted out laughing, but nearby faces made me flinch.
"Room setup?"
...Seriously.
Was that normal chit-chat?
Only me feeling awkward?
"One big room. Meals downstairs."
Rooms upstairs, looks like.
"O. Truly beautiful."
Heard it again on the way up.
......?
Too weird—glanced back passing.
"What?"
"Nah... that normal?"
"What?"
"Beautiful."
Trisha snickered.
"Showing off?"
"No..."
Am I only one thinking it's off?
"Blank-ass face. Like you never heard pretty before? Ugh, obnoxious."
Never have. Bitch.
Even as a kid, top compliment was 'army general material!'
Parents vouched.
By my modern standards, pretty compliments fly casual with friends.
But randoms dropping you're beautiful like appraising art? Cringe past novel.
【Beautiful Woman】 achievement unlocked
I ignored the achievement window.
In the room, the three of us sat on our beds and stared for a bit.
"Yo. You're crashing with us like it's nothing?"
Kain's shoulder twitched.
"Wants to cling to Si-hyeon all night for sex."
"Polluted one, buzz off."
"Ooh, jealous much."
Trisha giggled at us.
Tempted to bean her.
Kain rummaged his pack and pulled familiar white garb, heading my way.
"W-what."
Cosplay fuck?
Asking me for that?
No dice, even if you beg.
"Forgot to hand this over."
"What's it?"
Sheer, pretty women's wear.
Tits would strain it lewd if I wore...
"Yupinel's clothes."
"Why me?"
"Pass to Yupi. Wedding congrats..."
Ugh.
As Vir's mom, couldn't refuse.
"Still hung up after grudge-fuck on Si-hyeon?"
Kain dodged my eyes at Trisha's jab.
"My last gift. Better say goodbyes..."
"Fine, I'll deliver.
Get your own room."
"......"
"Hey, answer?"
"Ahem. Got it."
Bastard.
Creampie scheme obvious.
"Whyyy. My turn now. Si-hyeon hogs all the pussy pounding—unfair."
"Shut it. Go yourself."
"Kain! Leave the door open!"
"Big tits like Si-hyeon's my type."
"Yupi's not that stacked?"
"Sex with Si-hyeon showed me. My heart's true faith."
"Si-hyeon's rack is tops."
What the hell are these idiots saying without me?
"Scram already."
I shooed Kain out.
Wanna boot the pussy-cheering nut too, but nah.
Truth: scary solo in strange spot.
Not 'cause I'm chicken.
Strutted stiff-necked here, got wrecked plenty.
Now's time to play fragile woman.
"Dropping off clothes."
"She'd prefer naked."
"Childhood friend's last gift. Gotta."
"Yeah. I'm showering."
Worried leaving Trisha.
Just a sec away, should be fine?
Hope sex-zombie doesn't fuck up.
Ha. Who's worrying who.
Doubting squad bad form.
Petty suspicions sour bonds, breed trouble.
I ported to the domain without hesitation.
Hit with ecstatic moans on arrival.
"Ah. Ah. Ang...! Hubby! Hubby!"