Chapter 77
Chapter 77
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 77
Chapter Title: The Written Exam and Interview
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"The exam time is 50 minutes. Start as soon as you get the test paper."
...What’s this? This familiar feeling.
The moment I received the test paper, I let out an internal cheer. No way, this is too easy?
It was just basic math problems anyone who knew arithmetic could solve, and questions that were basically common knowledge.
Is the exam difficulty normally this low?
Looking at the aspiring students around me struggling, it didn’t seem so.
As I worked through the problems, I realized something.
Korea has nine years of compulsory education, three years of high school on top of that, and going to university is taken for granted.
I never thought I was smarter or more talented than the people here.
But there was one case where I could consider myself a cut above.
A written exam like this.
Even if other worlds were different, the education level here was far below modern standards.
Sure, at the top tiers, there’d be people way smarter than me grappling with esoteric studies...
But right now, what mattered was the average level, right?
It was a breeze!
On top of that, the Goddess’s Proxy skill let me understand and use any language I encountered like it was my native tongue.
For foreign language problems, it was basically a cheat.
Why is this skill so OP?
It wasn’t knowledge in my head, but some weird grammatical intuition guided me to the right answers.
I flipped the page confidently, and that’s when I hit the real problem.
History questions.
List the previous heroes in order.
Ugh...!!
In this world, isn’t this common knowledge? But I had no clue.
What was the current hero’s name again? Noah mentioned it... ‘Belisa’ or something?
Just guess.
If I screw up a few history questions, it’s not the end of the world, right?
Done.
I checked the clock: 34 minutes left.
I stood up first, handed in my paper, and went outside.
The glasses girl was waiting for me.
"Have you finished all the exams?"
"Yes."
"The final interview is waiting. Please wait a moment."
The glasses girl cracked open the door across from us and went inside.
Was that the interview room right in front?
I had a feeling I’d be first.
"Come in."
I opened the door and entered.
Three interviewers were sitting there waiting for me. A portly man with graying hair neatly combed back, and two sharply dressed young men.
No cute interviewers. Disappointing.
I considered hypnotizing them right away to lock in my acceptance, but held off.
Since I was the fastest, the wait would be longest. Plus, hypnotizing guys killed my motivation.
Let’s see how this plays out first.
"Have a seat."
I sat down, facing the interviewers.
"Please give us a brief self-introduction."
"My name is Decal. I’m a mage specializing in fire-element attack magic."
"Yes..."
The young man checked his papers before continuing.
"What’s your motivation for applying to Melbritt as a hero candidate?"
"Hmm... None in particular."
My half-assed attitude seemed to rub them the wrong way.
"What do you think is your greatest strength?"
"Being able to use magic, I guess. Since I’m a mage."
"Nothing else?"
"The wind spirit... Ah... Never mind."
I snapped my fingers.
The three interviewers and the glasses girl slipped into a trance.
I let out a long sigh, staring at the ceiling.
"Boring..."
Not fun at all.
No interest in playing along seriously.
Fighting monsters had been thrilling, at least.
No helping it...
I stood from my chair and eyed up the only woman in the room, the glasses girl, appraising her face and figure.
Face: Cute enough. Breasts: Decent size. Hips... I ran my hands over her body to check.
Ass was pretty firm. I hiked up her long skirt to check her underwear.
Black panties with purple embroidery.
"You all forget everything about this interview that just happened."
Reset first.
"「You will not perceive my actions」"
The keyword to turn me invisible.
But this suggestion only made them ignore my actions; verbal communication still worked, so the interview would continue.
"「You will not focus on the content of my words」"
Perfect.
Now, even if I spout nonsense, they’ll forget everything the moment I leave and never recall it.
"Finally, 「My interview is unconditionally passed」"
Ugh...
Even I admit this suggestion is lame.
No choice. Botching the personality interview by acting like an idiot would be more hassle to fix.
Think of it as a rite of passage for fun school life.
Clap.
"Let’s begin the interview."
Ignoring them, I kissed the glasses girl’s lips.
"Mm. Mmm."
She stood there with a puzzled look, not perceiving my actions.
I pulled her into a hug, sucked on her lips, and forced my tongue inside.
"Please give us a brief self-introduction."
"Decal. Hypnotist with a huge dick."
"I see."
I sucked on her tongue, drooling saliva into her mouth.
...?
I slurped her lower lip, roughly kneading her plump ass.
Now it’s less boring.
"We’ll move to the main questions. What’s your motivation for applying to Melbritt as a hero candidate?"
"To fuck all the pussies at Melbritt."
I yanked up the glasses girl’s skirt and checked the interviewers’ reactions.
As expected.
The beauty of this suggestion: it even blinds them to direct consequences of my actions to some extent.
Like, if an invisible person throws a rock and hits someone, a normal person might wonder where it came from.
But under perception block, they don’t even register me throwing it—just react to the pain.
That’s the trick here.
I pulled down her panties, exposing her pussy right in front of the interviewers.
Yet she stood ramrod straight.
"Slurrrp."
I slurped noisily at her pussy.
Salty taste. She’d been sweating a bit.
"What do you think is your greatest strength?"
"My fucking huge, thick cock."
"Hmm..."
The interviewers nodded sagely, listening intently as I stripped the glasses girl.
I circled behind her, dropped my pants, and shoved my dick into her pussy hole.
Tight as hell?
"...Mm."
She let out a small groan, sensing slight discomfort.
But she stayed standing, acting like I wasn’t there.
I clung to her back like a leech, sucking her ear and licking her neck.
"Sticking it in your pussy?"
She frowned at my whisper but couldn’t focus.
My dick plunged deep into her pussy.
"Ah~!"
I yelled exaggeratedly, hugged her tight, and pistoned my hips wildly.
"Nice. Love this pussy!"
My rock-hard dick stirred her insides wildly.
"Next question. In team activities, do you see yourself as a great leader, or a great supporter? Please explain why."
"A great supporter. Because I’m confident I can please the hero’s pussy."
I hugged her like a spider, thrusting my dick deep into her pussy with hip shakes.
"...! Hn. Hnng... Mm...!"
Her pussy raped, she couldn’t perceive me, just endured it.
I reached around, gently rubbing her clit while relentlessly pounding her pussy.
"Hmm... Hnn. Hn! Hn...!"
"Ah, this tight pussy feels good."
I groped her tits over her clothes while slamming my dick into her pussy.
Her once-tight pussy was getting wet from physiological response.
"Have you ever had conflicts in group activities? If so, describe the situation and how you’d resolve it."
"There was this adventurer who tried bossing me around. I wrecked him beyond recovery and fucked the girl he wanted. Problem solved."
"Hmm."
The interviewers nodded lightly.
I roughly rammed my dick into her pussy. She tensed in agony, but I ignored it, shaking my hips fast for my own release.
Squelch squelch.
"Gonna cum inside!"
I crushed her so hard her clothes wrinkled, blasting cum deep into her pussy.
Her pussy instinctively clenched my dick tight.
I shook my hips, scraping my balls clean, dumping every drop inside her before slowly pulling out.
"Any final words?"
"Hoo..."
As I fixed my clothes, I kneaded her creampied ass and said.
"Thanks for letting me into a school like this. I’ll live up to expectations by fucking every pampered noble girl. That’s all."
"Yes... Understood. Good job.
We’ll wrap up the interview. Best of luck. You may go."
I left the room feeling refreshed.
Stia was outside. Still embarrassed, she shyly asked.
"D-Decal. How’d the interview go?"
"Went great. Just a simple personality check. Don’t stress."
"I see... Thanks. And about earlier..."
"Earlier?"
Stia bowed her head.
"It was my fault for reaching out carelessly. Sorry for making you go through that embarrassing experience."
"Oh, grabbing my dick? Yeah, startled me."
"...Eek."
I bluntly exposed what she’d euphemized.
"Tell me what you thought when you touched it, and I’ll forgive you."
"W-What I thought?"
"If it wasn’t malicious, you can say it, right?"
"It wasn’t on purpose."
"Then say it."
Pushed hard, Stia mumbled uncertainly.
"It was big and thick... W-Why make me say that?"
Realizing belatedly, her face flushed red.
"Disappointing..."
"Sorry. Seeing you flustered made me wanna tease."
"..."
"Let’s call it even—one mistake each—and forget it. Deal?"
"...Good idea. I’ll forget that crude sexual harassment just now."
Dodged Stia’s reverse scale by a hair.
Teasing her over her own embarrassing slip was pretty fun.
Soon, the glasses girl emerged from the interview room.
Under the suggestion’s effect, she didn’t even glance at me, going straight to Stia.
"You may enter. The final interview awaits."
"Yes."
Stia, face tense again, glanced at me before entering.
"Decal. Let’s meet at school as candidates."
"Yeah."
Stia went in.
I grabbed the glasses girl to stop her, then snapped my fingers.
Snap.
Just in case, let’s lift the suggestions.
The interviewers didn’t matter, but I wanted to be nice to her.
"When you wake, you’ll perceive my actions normally, like everyone else."
"Like everyone else..."
"You’ll also focus on the content of my words."
That’s it.
Clap.
"Ah."
The glasses girl looked at me and bowed politely.
"Good job on the interview. Exit through the right corridor. Results tomorrow at Melbritt’s main gate."
"Thanks."
Hypnosis release successful.
Of course, overwriting suggestions like this fades my presence to them somewhat.
But it’s controllable within normal limits.
Also,
For perception blocks, I induce trance with sound, not gestures.
That’s why I could clean up after enjoying her pussy one-sidedly.
Finger snaps are my routine for hypnosis because of this convenience.
I could hypnotize without auditory or visual cues,
But sometimes it fails.
If someone’s too deep in focus, ignoring my snaps and sounds.
Then hypnosis won’t stick.
So perception blocks need care.
That’s why 「Ignore content of my words」 is a solid auxiliary.
No dissonance while hearing, but messes with comprehension.
Tested: it’s nullified in trance—when subconscious surfaces.
If I rampage at school, I’ll probably use it often.
「Perception block」 is handy all around.
Like every guy fantasizing about being invisible.
Sometimes, not being noticed is the best suggestion.
Now, what to do.
Wait for Stia and hypnotize her?
Nah. She’ll pass for sure. We’ll meet naturally at hero school.
I headed out the exit.
The sun was already setting.
Head back to the inn with Ellin? ...Nah.
Wait for Karen.
If I go first, she’ll feel left out.
The commoner district had street food stalls, but not here.
Annoyed, I went down, bought bread for Karen and me.
Money’s almost gone. Hmm. Need to figure out where to get more.
On the way back to Melbritt, I spotted armed soldiers gathered.
What’s this? Not regular guards. High-end gear—reminds me of Vanguard house private troops.
Vanguard house. No way.
"There! That’s him!"
Diana shrieked hysterically.
Vanguard house soldiers surrounded me in an instant, spears and swords aimed my way.
No gaps for escape, then one stepped aside—Diana appeared.
Diana in Melbritt’s white uniform looked adorable and beautiful.
I was getting pissed, but her fairy-like appearance cooled me a bit.
"Ready to pay for sullying a noble’s honor? I challenge you to a duel, Decal!"
"..."
Didn’t expect her to be this unrepentant after that humiliation.
I sighed.