Chapter 74
Chapter 74
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 74
Chapter Title: Roughly Another World’s Finest 74
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"Cute friend."
She was so adorable that just looking at her brought a pleased smile to my face.
"She cooks well, too."
"If we eat the food here, the spirits really get happy?"
"Yeah. We bring in fresh vegetables and fruits every day."
Fresh vegetables and fruits.
Just hearing about it made me feel healthier. But I had my doubts about the taste.
In Dry Village, meals were mostly meat-based. Grilled meat. It was simple, but I doubted vegetables could beat that flavor.
To me, vegetables and fruits were just post-meal desserts or garnishes to go with meat. Nothing more.
"Elves naturally enjoy vegetarian food?"
"Decal. That's rude. Elves don't have an 'originally' when it comes to eating habits."
"Hmm. My mistake. Sorry."
"Not all elves love veggies. Just like how people have different tastes."
"So this inn's specialty is Elin's preference?"
"Yeah."
Vegetarian-focused menu.
The menu had noodle dishes too, but every name evoked shades of green.
Yet Esty, who enjoyed meat just fine, was a regular here.
She wouldn't have recommended it just because it was run by a close friend.
I decided to trust Esty and wait.
Soon, Elin carried over a tray that seemed a bit heavy for her frame with one hand, serving the food naturally, like a daughter preparing her dad's meal.
"Wow. It looks so pretty."
Karen admired the plating.
It was true—the greens, reds, and yellows of the vegetables were preserved like artwork.
Some ingredients looked familiar, but there were unfamiliar fruits too.
The sides were a salad of vegetables and grains, and a deep green soup in a small cup. The main seemed like pasta.
Karen and Esty got tofu scrambles and creamy, mouthwatering risottos.
Cooking all this at once? Impressive.
Elin gave a light bow and retreated to the kitchen.
It felt like she was being considerate, letting us focus on our meal without extra chit-chat.
"Your friend's got skills."
"You'll be even more shocked by the taste."
"Let's see."
I skipped the salad at first and sipped the richly colored soup—and was stunned.
...It's insanely good.
Bella's cooking was way better than Dry Village's unsalted grilled meat, but this was on another level entirely.
"What the hell is this made of?"
"Mureung fruit. Gently caramelized onions, water, and pureed Mureung fruit, all blended smooth for that rich, velvety flavor."
Just a few spoonfuls, and it wrapped my mouth in gentle sweetness while warming my stomach with satisfaction.
The salad's crisp freshness then cleared my palate perfectly.
Hands down, the best meal since getting isekai'd.
Karen was eating with a blissful look.
No need to ask if she liked it.
"It's so good."
"Glad it suits Darling and Karen's tastes."
"My cheeks are melting..."
Karen seemed to love the creamy risotto.
Mid-meal, I noticed the spirit core buzzing actively, like it was outdoors.
"It's really happy."
We paused to watch the spirit core dance.
In games, post-meal buffs boost stats or condition temporarily.
This food felt exactly like that.
I want Elin.
She's the talent our kitchen needs.
But she runs her own inn, so I can't just kidnap her.
Gotta play it slow.
"Esty. Where's the bathroom?"
"Over there."
I got up casually and sneaked toward the kitchen.
"Ah! You can't come in here."
Elin panicked and tried to stop me.
Snap.
I flicked my fingers.
Elin, who had been walking over, froze and stared blankly into space.
Trance state confirmed.
What suggestion to plant?
I gazed at her defenseless, cute face, waiting for inspiration.
"Elin. 'Preparing for anal sex is basic ladylike etiquette.'"
"An...al...?"
Hearing that mismatched word from her cute mouth was hilarious.
Suppressing a burst of laughter, I continued.
"Yeah. Start with plenty of lube so a cock can slide in easy, then use fingers to gradually stretch your anus..."
"..."
"You can prepare yourself, right? Elin."
"Yes... Anal sex prep..."
Perfect. I even taught her the technique, so now Elin will steadily train her asshole to take a cock whenever she has time.
No need for a gag order either.
I called it 'basic etiquette.'
Women pretend not to know what they actually do—knowing something intellectually isn't the same as seeing it as common sense.
Plant 'etiquette,' and Elin absorbs it as knowledge naturally,
and unless you're super close, she won't blab about anal sex info—it's embarrassing.
Use 'common sense' instead, and it warps perceptions big-time.
She might not even register the shame.
I knew that subtle difference and exploited it right away.
Elin secretly studying on her own? Fun to imagine.
And the fruits of her shameful efforts? I'll claim them when ripe.
That was the plan.
Clap.
I clapped to wake her, then continued.
"Where's the bathroom?"
"Oh, over there."
"Thanks."
I replied politely, backed off before she got wary, and headed straight to the bathroom.
Back at the table, they were almost done eating.
Everyone looked satisfied, so time to bring it up.
"Esty. What do we do now?
Wait till all the emergency quest clearers gather in the city?"
"No. You two can go right away. Finish the test today, results tomorrow."
"That simple?"
"Hero Academy has tons of applicants but rejects just as many, so it's chronically understaffed.
Even so, it keeps a system to gather top-tier candidates, so plenty of rejects reapply."
Filters out the eager ones meticulously. Boots the admitted without mercy.
That's Melbritt? Brutal.
No classes yet, but risky? Not buried in homework, but actual death? No joke.
"So even non-emergency questers get a shot if they're keen. That's why Hero Academy's gates are mobbed daily."
"Cool. Karen, let's take the test, interview, then come back and fuck."
Karen stiffened.
"O-Onii-chan. Can't we level up a bit more first?"
"..."
"..."
I met Esty's eyes.
"Tea?"
Elin brought warm tea at the perfect moment.
We sipped, enjoying a brief moment of relaxation.
"Esty. Mind waiting? I'll loosen Karen up and be back."
"Sure. I'll cover the room fee. Use an empty one upstairs."
"Onii-chan? What do you— Ah!"
I stood, hoisted Karen over my shoulder.
"Eek! Onii-chan!?"
Upstairs we went.
Picked an empty room as Esty said, tossed Karen on the bed.
"Oof!?"
"Post-meal exercise before we go."
I dropped my pants and shirt.
Even with my punch-like demand, our pussy house knew its duty—got on all fours, ass up for doggy.
She arched her back deep, emphasizing her ass hugely. Her cheeks burst free of her skirt, tempting me.
"Pussy's ready? You were so tense earlier."
"...K-Karen is Onii-chan's pussy house."
I shoved her panties aside, slid my cock into her pussy hole.
Tight resistance at first, then it slurped deep inside smoothly.
True to a trained pussy house, she was already soaked.
"Helping you relax for the test. Quick creampie and go?"
"Mm...! Pound Karen's pussy with your vigorous cock to help♥"
Karen knew exactly how to take doggy.
I gripped and kneaded her plump ass, thrusting steadily into her pussy.
"Already this wet?"
"Hyaan. My body knows. Pleasing Onii-chan's cock is my role. That's why my pussy juices are drooling♥"
Karen's pussy clenched my cock tight.
I hammered her stuffed cock with quick, tight strokes.
"Hng! Nn...! Haa. Ahn...!"
Karen moaned lewdly, wiggling her ass in sync.
Her lower belly tapping mine felt amazing.
"Mm, ok, ok, hyaaan...! Onii-chan's balls keep slapping my pussy♥"
I sped up, pounding her pussy relentlessly.
"Ngooh! Mm! Nn...! So happy. More than usual, fucking Onii-chan's pussy house makes me so happy, feels like your cock's in my brain."
"Isn't that dangerous?"
"Mm, this is dangerous♥ Every pussy pound makes me endlessly happy, intense♥"
Karen's body heated to the max.
Her pussy contracted nonstop, squeezing my cock rhythmically.
"Ugh, ok! Ngok! Guk! Guk...!"
Karen twitched uncontrollably each time my cock grazed her walls.
Sex was familiar, but with the suggestion layered in, she was hitting uncharted ecstasy.
Gotta pace it or she'll pass out... or so I thought.
But her pussy milked me so insistently, I ignored it—thrashed my hips beastly, slamming away.
Schlop-schlop, cock rapidly scraping walls over and over—Karen stuck out her tongue, eyes rolling back.
"Oguk♥ Nngho...!"
Trusted her firm ass and thighs for cushioning, rebounded deep.
"Guk...! Eeguk. Ngok...! Ok, ok, gik, Onii-chan... Onii-chan. Hngit. Oook. Don't pound so deep. Harder than slapping, pussy's melting♥"
Melting? That's me.
Soaked from insertion, her pussy drooled juices onto the sheets nonstop, yet gripped tight no matter how rough I scraped.
"Hngh! Haa! Onii-chan... You're so hard inside me...♥"
'Cause I'm close.
Karen sensed it, shook her ass sluttily.
I immediately railed her pussy hard. She collapsed forward, but my cock stayed buried.
Laid on her prone body, pounded deep.
"Ngo...! Ok, ok, hoht...! Guk, eengit...!"
Karen shuddered, barely lifting her ass to take me.
I shoved deep and came inside her pussy.
Felt like my balls emptied completely. Karen finally went limp, panting face-down.
"Haa... Haa... Hyaan..."
I slowly pulled out, groped her ass.
"Tension gone? Karen."
"...Mm. Hng... R-Relaxed..."
Karen couldn't move, splayed frog-legged, refusing to rise.
My cum oozed from her pussy hole.
...
I grabbed her ass.
"Hya..."
She twitched.
"One more fuck. Can't hold back."
Might mess up her test.
But lust took over—I stripped her naked, tangled slickly.
"Nn~~! Nnghot♥"
In the end, I obsessively doggied her pussy for an hour, creampied four more times before releasing her.
Only stopped remembering Esty waiting outside...
"Karen?"
"...Ugh, o-ok..."
Karen drooled way more cum from her pussy, unresponsive.
"Darling. Can I come in?"
"Yeah. Come in."
Esty flinched at Karen's state.
"Darling... Even for a simple test, it'll affect Karen's condition."
"Got carried away planning to do it after..."
"Sigh..."
Esty naturally took my cock in her mouth, sucking clean the mess of Karen's juices and cum.
"Chup. Chuuup. Smack. Jlurp."
Stoically licked my balls and cock spotless, inspected the rigid shaft, nodded.
"I'll wake Karen and get her ready. Wait outside?"
Why outside...?
Esty supported Karen—cum gushed from her pussy.
"'Cause you might fuck Karen again, Darling."
"..."
Fair point.
Without Esty, I'd have rolled with Karen till dawn.
I dressed meekly and stepped out.
========== Author's Note ==========
New way to enjoy [Roughly Another World’s Finest]!!
From now on, check the 'Work Settings' for characters' H stats.
Fun of seeing them update every episode!
Thought of it today, so retrofitting old characters' stats will take time,
but I'll add them gradually. Thanks!