Chapter 67
Chapter 67
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 67
Chapter Title: Roughly the Sexiest Isekai Episode 67
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Passersby had stopped in their tracks, whispering about our group.
Some men were craning their necks, peering toward the square to see what was going on.
I had a pretty good idea why.
There in the square were the three women I'd made plans with.
The one who stood out most was the elf with long platinum blonde hair cascading down the side of her face. Her transparent blue eyes and delicate features gave off an otherworldly, mystical aura.
Next to her stood a redheaded girl cradling her massive tits with her arms crossed underneath.
She had her hair tied back with a yellow ribbon the same shade as her eyes.
With her plump thighs and ample cleavage on full display, along with those white stockings hugging her legs, she was pure walking sex appeal.
If Esty had a quiet, serene vibe, Karen was the opposite—being around her just naturally made you want to chat, like she carried this infectious energy.
Finally, there was our ironclad Executor with the eyepatch, slipping into the background like stealth was second nature, drawing attention to the other two while standing silently like a shadow.
That was probably why no guys dared approach.
Her outfit resembled a nun's habit, covering her up with almost no skin showing—but the thin fabric clung just enough that a close look revealed her feminine curves.
Even with her head slightly bowed and the eyepatch on, from a distance, her expression suggested she already knew I was coming.
With Veil Noah, I had total faith she could uncover any secret anyone was hiding.
But why the eyepatch?
Last time I'd seen her, her eyes looked fine.
I remembered them as deep blue, like jewels.
When Noah turned her head toward me, the other two followed suit, almost like magic.
"Oppa~!"
Karen, who'd been looking annoyed while standing there, lit up with a huge smile the second she saw me and came running over.
"Wait long?"
"Nope! Just got here."
"Decal."
I met Esty's eyes and shared a light kiss.
"Noah. Carriage ready?"
"The coachman is waiting at the east gate."
"Alright. Let's go?"
"Yeah!"
"Four days on foot, two by carriage, right?"
"Yes. It'll be a two-day, one-night trip. I took the liberty of packing camping gear, food, and spare clothes for the carriage, even though you didn't specify."
"Coachman's share should cover it. We can crash at the Giant Eight-Colored Shell castle."
Karen's eyes sparkled as she spoke in an excited voice.
"Wow, carrying around a place like that to rest in? Sounds amazing! Would've been nice in the Black Forest too."
"Why? I loved it. Sexing you up skin-to-skin in that tiny tent..."
"Th-the other two can hear you."
Karen glanced around in a panic but didn't budge from my side.
She was glued to me now, like it was the most natural thing.
"So what? You're clinging to me like my girlfriend anyway."
"......"
Karen and I both shot a quick look at Esty.
"That's Karen's role. I'm not the cutesy, clingy type. Seeing you happy makes me happy too, darling."
"Right. Pleasing me is a fucktoy's job, after all."
I wondered how Karen would snap back, but instead, she pressed her tits right against my arm like she feared nothing anymore.
"Exactly. I can't beat Esty in looks, so I'll make up for it with my body."
"......"
That weight against my arm, that softness.
I could drop everything else, prop Karen up, and spend the whole day groping these tits.
We headed together toward the east gate where the carriages waited.
"Oppa. Wonder what the capital's like? Aren't you curious?"
"Kinda curious what it looks like."
Honestly, I wasn't hyped.
Coming from a massive city with insane population density and levels, it wouldn't wow me.
Even calling it a kingdom, I doubted the total population topped ten million.
But whatever, that shit didn't matter.
"The Hero Academy's got me interested, though. Gotta be full of all the brightest, boldest youngsters from across the country, right?"
Noah, leading the way, flashed a sly smile.
"Melbritt is the kingdom's pride. You'll be surprised—in a good way.
It's a place of fierce daily competition to separate the gems from the rocks."
"Sounds like a hassle. Heroes that big a deal? Kingdom must take 'em seriously."
"Indeed. It's no exaggeration to say the kingdom's administration and economy revolve around training talent from the Hero Academy.
Historically, it's proven more helpful for survival against the Demon King's Army to sift out that one-in-a-thousand talent than to mass-produce soldiers with basic martial skills."
"Hmm. But they haven't beaten the Demon King yet."
"Yes. Over the last few centuries, countless heroes have risen, but the war drags on.
There have been crises, but now, thanks to the current hero Bellisa's exploits, the Demon King's forces and humanity's are in perfect stalemate."
In other words, peaceful times.
The fighting continued, but they weren't going all-out in some deathmatch.
Might be better that way.
If they went for the kill, one side would shatter—and even if humans won, no guarantee of a bright future.
"East gate's in sight."
We hung back a step as Noah talked to the guards.
"Your group?"
"Yes."
"You may pass."
Outside, just as Noah said, the carriages waited.
I'd never seen a real carriage before, so I hadn't realized how barebones they looked compared to a car.
"I'll ride up front and alert you if anything comes up."
"We take the one in back?"
"Yes. Wide enough for three."
Wish Noah would ride with us.
She must've read my mind.
"...I'm sensitive to your scent, Decal. In such close quarters, I'd end up begging for it."
"That's fine by me?"
"I couldn't face the two of you. No."
Got it...
Esty was close enough, Karen right up against me.
But Noah kept this deliberate distance.
Explained why.
She was preemptively keeping space to avoid turning irrational and clinging to me.
Staying away from temptation entirely—classic wise, Noah-style abstinence.
Of course, that restraint was about as secure as a flimsy latch.
Just walk up and hug her, and her self-control would crumble.
She must've guessed my dirty thoughts, because Noah took a step back.
"I'll tell the coachman to head out."
I helped Esty and Karen into the last carriage in line, then climbed in myself.
Spacious inside—room for five easy.
Karen sat right next to me, Esty directly across.
"Nicer than I thought. This normal?"
Karen shook her head.
"Nope, usually tight for two. This is a top-shelf carriage.
Noah pulled out all the stops."
"Never ridden one, so no clue."
"Esty's first time too?"
Makes sense. With legs faster than any horse.
Esty sitting there all stiff and awkward was adorable.
I was used to moving vehicles while seated, but for her, every bump had her tensing up, reacting sensitively.
Ride might make your ass sore after a while, but not bad.
Suddenly wondered: Pull out the Giant Eight-Colored Shell here, let the carriage haul it—could we cruise comfy to the capital?
Sleep a bit inside, wake up there. How easy?
But what if folks in this world mess with the shell while we're inside?
So far, used it in safe spots like inns with water and grass. Felt uneasy now.
Ask Bella tonight.
"The village is fading away, oppa."
I'd grown fond of the place, but no real pang of loss.
Got lucky meeting girls like Karen, Esty, Noah—but can't count on more.
I wanted a woman who sparked even better inspiration.
Time to use hypnosis.
Pretending to be an eager student next to Karen sounded fun.
"Esty. You're becoming a Melbritt teacher, right? Got plans?"
"Yeah. I already qualify, so majority committee approval gets me in."
No worries with Esty.
Strip out the skill from Bella, every other skill I have came from her.
An elf who hated humans teaching them? Huge change, big adventure in her life.
"Nervous? Anxious?"
"Not sure. Kinda doubt if I can pull it off."
"Any guys hitting on you, tell me."
I said it while casually kneading Karen's tits, right there beside me.
"Oppa. The guy's groping my tits right now, and he's saying that?"
"Not hitting on you. Just checking the fucktoy's condition."
Esty smiled faintly.
"I know your specialty, Decal, but I can handle that much myself."
"Oppa’s specialty?"
Esty went quiet.
Maybe thought I didn't want to spill it.
Just hadn't found the right moment with Karen.
No strong suggestions planted, so blurting it out would be awkward.
Esty was under heavy hypnosis centered on me, full distortion.
But with Karen, I'd toyed with hypnosis release before, so now she was basically suggestion-free vanilla mode.
Nothing major except "sex with me during special training leads to pregnancy" being natural.
Her taming was going smoothly, though.
Prep clues for the reveal later?
"Karen. Truth is, I can do hypnosis."
"Hypnosis?"
"Wanna see? Got a leather strap or something?"
"Oh, yeah. Bought one."
I pulled a gold coin from my personal storage, tied the strap to it, and dangled it.
"Focus on the coin's swing."
"Ah, I know what this is!"
"Staring at this coin, you feel relaxed."
"Mm..."
Karen focused on the swaying gold like a pendulum.
"Let the tension melt from your body. Relax."
"Mmm."
"Just like falling asleep, so peaceful..."
"......"
She closed her eyes on cue.
I pocketed the coin and leaned in for a careful kiss on her lips.
"Ah...!"
Karen's eyes flew open.
"How's that? Kissing hypnosis."
"Bullshit! No hypnosis there. Stranger pulled that, I'd deck him."
"It works when it works. Just put you under. Now you can't refuse my kisses."
I closed in and kissed her again.
Mouths open, lips pressed, tongues tangling passionately.
Karen's eyes went dreamy, soft breaths escaping as she swallowed my saliva.
We broke apart, a string of spit connecting us.
"...No way I'd refuse from the start."
She blushed, shy.
My hand around her waist kept massaging her tits.
"Oppa."
"Yeah?"
Karen, who'd been pretending not to notice my touch, suddenly tugged her top down past one nipple, baring a full tit.
Just half exposed, and the presence was overwhelming.
"...Wanna touch raw?"
"You're a true fucktoy."
"Knew it'd make you happy."
No boredom here.
As the carriage rolled leisurely onward, I killed time treating Karen's massive tits like toys—biting, sucking.
Only tits this size and bounce deliver that overwhelming thrill.
"Y-you like 'em that much...?"
I lavished her tits with obsessive attention, enough to fluster her.
Until Dry Village shrank to a dot behind us.
Perfect boredom-killer. Beats a smartphone easy.
"Oppa. Ease up, or my underwear's toast..."
Karen, all flushed and desperate, pleaded.
Fuck her right here? Annoy the coachman, but minimize movement...
Mid-thought, the carriage jolted to a stop.
"Huh?"
What?
I stuck my head out the window. The lead carriage had halted.
Something was up. Bandits in broad daylight? Nah.
Opposite the road, another long line of carriages stretched out, all loaded heavy with cargo.
"What's going on, oppa?"
"Arguing who goes first, probably? Oh, Noah's coming."
Noah chatted with the coachman, then headed straight our way to explain.
I opened the door.
"Noah, what's up?"