Chapter 2
Chapter 2
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: Roughly Isekai's Finest Fucktoy, Part 2
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"Hngh!"
"Hah!"
The minions suddenly snapped to attention and began doing push-ups.
"I told you to take me out of here. What are you doing?"
"I'm sorry! My body's moving on its own!"
"What?"
The Masked Knight tried to move but was blocked by something invisible, leaving him flustered.
"It's your doing, isn't it!"
Good instincts.
"Goddess. Introduce yourself first."
"You want to vanish from here right now? If I feel like it... My name is Leira. A rank-4 goddess, I like collecting shells, my specialties are fire magic and dimensional magic... Huh?"
The goddess openly showed her bewilderment.
Why am I saying these things? She looked utterly confused.
First things first, let's set up some safeguards.
"Forbid all attacks directed at me."
"Urk...!!"
It seemed like Goddess Leira sensed something.
"What did you do to me?"
"Just a little prank."
"You bastard! She's not someone you can chat with freely. Back off right now!"
"Can't you read the situation? Leira, stand up."
I said it while looking at the goddess.
"Ah, urk...!"
The goddess, who had been sitting gracefully, detached herself from the chair upon hearing my words.
"Lady Leira!?"
The knight shouted in panic, but he was probably more confused than anyone.
"I don't know. I can't go against this human's words at all... Not even a little..."
"From now on, I'm your god."
"...!"
Whether she took it as an insult or not, the goddess glared at me like she wanted to kill me.
If glares alone could burn me to death, it would've happened ages ago.
She might actually be trying right now.
But with the safeguards in place, no problem. Leira can't harm me.
"You lot were so rude that my mood's completely ruined right now.
How about some time for reflection?"
"What...?"
"In my world, we sometimes use corporal punishment for discipline. No need to tense up. Leira, squats. One hundred reps."
"S... Squats?"
Oh, she might not know the term.
I figured since we're conversing naturally in our language, she'd be well-versed in human culture, but it seems it varies by individual.
I rolled up my sleeves casually and demonstrated.
"Spread your legs shoulder-width apart, arms forward. It's this motion of lowering your hips.
Lower and rise—that counts as one."
"......" "......"
The two of them were speechless at my bizarre antics.
"Got it? Squats, one hundred reps. Begin."
"Ah...!?"
Leira started doing squats just as I'd shown her.
"Focus on your glutes."
"S-Stop! Right now!"
"Stop what? You're the one doing it."
Every time Leira's hip curves were emphasized, the fabric of her slit dress swayed, teasingly on the verge of revealing her privates.
"Urk! Uuugh!"
She was using all her strength to resist my command, but it was futile.
I'd tested and verified it many times already. The best resistance she could manage was grimacing at most.
"Even if it's hard, you have to smile. Smile prettily while you're being punished."
Leira lost even the freedom to scowl, now beaming with a bright smile as she continued her squats.
Meanwhile, the knight was slamming his body against an invisible wall, screaming that he'd protect Leira.
"Lady Leira, I'll help you right now! Hngh! Hrgh!"
I lounged on the chair Leira had been sitting in, leisurely watching her ass.
As I did, my anger started to subside.
If I can't go back to my original world, I need to head to a new one. But I'm not dropping into some hopeless dump.
Let's use the goddess to get me somewhere good. A place with decent civilization and lots of pretty girls.
"Make this ridiculousness stop right now."
The goddess's voice was much softer than before.
"Ridiculous? This is great exercise. How's it feel to get healthier?"
I gave Leira's ass a light smack from behind.
The knight practically screamed and thrashed in response.
"If I get out of here, I'll rip you to shreds and kill you!"
"......"
I gazed at Leira, lost in thought.
"Something still feels missing."
What's missing? I stood up and went around to Leira's front.
"Ah! Hands behind your neck, expose your armpits."
"~~~~!"
Leira let out a silent scream as she exposed her armpits.
Nice and clean. Do goddesses shave? Or do they just not grow hair?
"Lower your hips deeper."
I dragged over a chair and sat down in front of her.
By now, Leira's cheeks were flushed bright red with humiliation.
The slit dress fabric swayed, exposing her ass. Her deeper parts teasingly stayed just out of sight—that was the fun of it.
Leira's breathing gradually grew ragged.
The result of her desperate flailing to defy my command.
Nothing changed. Leira could only stop after precisely completing the hundred squats I'd ordered.
"What do you want?"
Her eyes still burned with hatred for me, but her voice carried a hint of resignation.
"I want to choose the world I go to myself. Help me out in detail."
"No god would choose trash like you as a proxy! I'll make you cease to exist right—"
"Leira. Sit on my lap."
Leira padded over lightly like a cat and sat on my lap.
Of course, against her own will.
I held Leira in my arms and kneaded her ass.
"Didn't hear you right. Say it again?"
"I don't want to say it. You'll just make me do something even more embarrassing."
「Answer my questions truthfully.」
This keyword was simple but powerful. When I asked something, Leira had to speak the truth from the depths of her heart.
Leira bit her lip.
"What's that 'even more embarrassing' thing?"
I suddenly slipped my hand in and groped Leira's breast. It reminded me of the last breasts I'd touched before dying.
Skin-wise, the goddess wins by a landslide. Incredibly soft.
"I don't know."
Leira shot me a glare full of curses.
"A fun idea just occurred to me."
I hiked up Leira's slit dress to her waist and stroked her ass, covering it with my hand.
Wait, my hand looks kinda faint? Now that I noticed, my body was half-dematerialized.
"Leira, what's going on?"
"Your soul is unstable, so the more you talk or move, the shorter your stay time gets."
"What? So I can't have sex in soul form?!"
"...N-No, you can't! I don't want to anyway!"
Unbelievable. At this rate, I'll vanish before I even finish.
"How much time left?"
Gotta hurry.
Leira answered with a face that screamed she hated doing it.
"Looks like about an hour. Moving more might shorten it further."
She had no choice but to answer my questions truthfully, so no lies there.
Gotta prep for the isekai trip ASAP.
"It's too late for regrets now. For insulting a goddess, you'll suffer the most horrific pain and cease to exist."
So that's why the knight had been quiet—he knew my fate.
Unable to move a step no matter how he struggled, he decided to curse me out instead.
"What the hell have you even seen so far?"
I've got a goddess on my side.
"Please, Leira."
"You think I'd listen to a plea from you? Dream on. Just vanish!"
I snapped my fingers.
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