39. Come Eat Ramen at My Place Before You Go
Even with the table cleared of four empty soju bottles and the now-empty plate of stir-fried sundae, Yuna noona and I kept trading sex jokes.
"Hey, Hyungsik, be honest. You got penis enlargement surgery, right? There's no way it just grew that big all of a sudden."
"I told you, no. You'd have to come with me to a urologist to prove it if you want."
"Then how the hell did it happen? You must know something about your own dick getting bigger."
She pressed me again about my rapid growth spurt down there, and I couldn't give a straight answer—just kept denying any surgery. With no good excuse coming to mind yet, Yuna noona leaned in with that determined look, like she was dead set on getting the truth out of me this time.
Just as I was cornered with no escape, her phone buzzed, saving me from the brink.
"Of all the times... Hyungsik, don't think you're wiggling out of this."
"Fine, just answer it already."
I fought back a smirk at my narrow escape from her grilling and urged her to pick up.
She hit the call button and started talking in a quieter voice.
"Yeah, Mom? What's up?"
The pub was a bit noisy inside, so I couldn't hear the other side, but calling her "Mom" right away clued me in that it was her mother.
"Yeah, yeah... Of course I'll come for Dad's birthday... I'm out eating dinner with a friend right now, so I'll call you back later, Mom. Okay~ Get home safe."
She wrapped it up in this cute, daughterly tone—totally different from how she'd been roasting me moments ago. Hearing that softer, aegyo-laced side from my usually laid-back noona felt like discovering a new charm. Like a feisty cat inching toward puppy vibes?
As I mulled that over, she set her phone down and downed the last of her drink.
"We finished the booze and snacks... Order more here? Or hit up a second spot? Either way, you're answering what I asked earlier—no dodging."
"Ugh... Let's do round two somewhere else."
If we stayed and ordered more, she'd hound me about my dick size until the food arrived, so I picked moving spots.
We paid up, stepped out, and started scouting for the next place. Truth be told, Yuna noona was the one checking out shops while I racked my brain for a decent answer on the size thing.
Nothing convincing came to mind—until she pointed at a craft beer joint.
"Round two: light beers?"
At the craft beer spot for round two, we polished off fries and two pints each while she relentlessly grilled me on the changes to my cock. Unable to spill about the Yas System, I mumbled vague dodges, buying time.
"Come on! You're not giving me a real answer! It was surgery, wasn't it?"
"No, really. You saw it yourself—no scars. And surgery can't make it grow that much."
"So what the hell happened? I was just curious at first, but now it's personal—I'm figuring this out tonight!"
The absurdity of this grown woman obsessing over why some guy's dick got bigger had me cracking up inside, but her serious stare kept me from laughing out loud.
"Sigh... It's not like revealing why my dick grew is some public service exposé. Why so invested, noona?"
"'Cause I'm curious, duh!"
We cabbed it back toward our neighborhood, bantering like kids as the alcohol loosened us up. Before I knew it, the house with its standout green gate and the villa out front came into view.
Relief hit—home at last, interrogation over. But then she grabbed my wrist and yanked me toward her place.
"Not letting you go like this! Come eat ramen at my house first, Hyungsik."
"Huh?"
That line—straight out of a classic hookup playbook—threw me, and I stumbled after her into the villa.
Snapping to, I was already at her door.
She unlocked the door fast and shoved me inside.
Her place was a tidy one-room with white tones and everything neatly arranged—way neater than her carefree vibe suggested. As I took it in, surprised, she patted my back and pointed to the bathroom.
"Wash your hands first. Then we'll eat ramen and finish our chat."
No way I could shove past her blocking the door like she was guarding against escape, so I obediently headed to the sink.
"Ha... Huh?!?"
Suddenly it hit me—'eat ramen and go?' No, just 'eat ramen and go.' Dragging a guy to her solo pad on that excuse? Add her over-the-top interest in my dick, and recalling those flirty vibes during the shoot earlier... this screamed hook-up. Yas-style.
Once my mind went there, every little thing she'd done felt like signals begging me to pounce.
If I were a normie, acting on that could be risky as hell. Lucky for me, as a Yas System user, I had the perfect tool: Lewd Gaze.
Out of the bathroom, I eyed Yuna noona at the induction stove boiling ramen and activated Lewd Gaze.
Her status popped up on my lens moments later.
From the physical stats on down, what jumped out was her Current Status: Heat (Stage 2) and that sky-high libido—higher than even Hyunjeong unnie's first time. She'd been playing it cool, but she was super turned on and throwing signals my way.
Hell, with all that contact during the shoot, it'd be weirder if she wasn't affected. Bottom line: play it right, and sex with her tonight was on the table.
Watching her pretend otherwise while probably scheming dirty thoughts got my own pent-up lust from the shoot bubbling over. Blood rushed south, my cock swelling huge in my pants.
I could've slammed this raging hard-on between those firm cheeks under her short skirt right then, and she'd play along. But I was curious how she planned to seduce me, so I sat politely at the table.
"Hyungsik, you're out... uh..."
She turned at the chair scrape, eyes locking on the massive tent in my pants. She stammered, cheeks flushing—but couldn't tear her gaze from the bulge.
Only once the table hid my crotch did she snap out of her stare, shaking it off and plunking the steaming ramen pot in the center.
"Mmm, smells good. Ramen always hits after drinks."
"Y-yeah, eat up before it cools."
Having read the room, I dug in casually. She tried playing it cool too, chopsticks moving.
By the time the pot was half-empty, she regained her composure and hit me with the question I'd been waiting for.
"So, if it wasn't surgery, Hyungsik, how'd your dick get so big?"