Lady Han (1)
For a moment I thought I must have misheard. What exactly are you asking me to do right now?
“Captain Han? You must have mixed up the words, right? You’re not actually asking me to… you didn’t just say that, did you? Tell me I’m wrong.”
“You are not wrong. There is only one way to keep Du Chi from committing an unfilial act. I must lose my own chastity so that he will abandon the marriage of his own accord.”
“…”
Well, if it’s that, even if Du Chi adores you, his affection would drop like a stone. But this method makes absolutely no sense.
“Captain Han, please come to your senses! The villain here is Dong Zhuo, not the two of you! Just go live with Du Chi. I’m sure he’ll understand—”
“That is not so. Unfilial conduct is the gravest sin a person can commit. Even if I forgive him and he accepts it, the entire world will point fingers. I cannot bring myself to make him an object of shame. If Lord Do will not grant this request, then I will have no choice but to cut him down with my own hand.”
“Why do you always jump straight to the most extreme options…? And why me of all people? We barely know each other. How can you ask me for something like this?”
“It must be Lord Do. If it is the renowned Lord Do, whose loyalty is famous throughout the realm, then Du Chi will truly believe I have completely turned.”
“…”
So that’s it. If she just grabbed some random guy and lost her chastity, sweet little Du Chi might still forgive her. But me? I’m the rising superstar who tried to assassinate Dong Zhuo. For a Confucian hardliner like Han Hao to fall for someone like me is completely believable.
How am I supposed to take this?
If I leave her alone, she’ll kill Du Chi rather than let him commit an unfilial act. But defiling a woman who already has a fiancé doesn’t exactly feel like the decent thing to do either.
“Fine. I’ll come to your tent tonight.”
“Thank you for granting such a difficult request. I shall purify myself and wait for you there.”
“…”
Is there anyone else on earth who can make “we’re going to fuck tonight” sound that elegant? But the die was already cast.
If I have to abandon human decency, then I might as well make damn sure I get something out of it.
That night I went to Han Hao’s tent exactly as promised. She was waiting on her knees, wearing nothing but a single thin undergarment.
“You have come. If there is anything you require, please say so. A cup of water, perhaps…”
“No. I’m ready. Let’s just get started.”
“Then I shall spread the bedding.”
Does this girl have zero awareness of what we’re about to do? She kept playing the lofty scholar right to the end, carefully laying out the futon.
Hmm… I’d only ever seen her in armor before. In ordinary clothes the femininity really shows. She’d even put on a light touch of makeup out of courtesy—nothing excessive, just cute and perfect.
Height maybe a little over six chi five cun—barely five feet. Petite frame with excellent proportions. A classic loli beauty.
Maybe all that tough-guy act was just self-defense, a way to hide a body smaller than everyone else’s.
“I am ready.”
Han Hao knelt again on the bedding and spoke with perfect formality. The moment I sat close beside her she flinched, shrinking in on herself a little—nervous after all.
“Captain Han? Before we start, there’s one thing I need to say.”
“What is it?”
“This is your first time, right?”
“Of course. I was betrothed to Du Chi as a child, so I have always kept my body pure.”
Yeah, that’s why she came up with this beyond-insane plan of getting dumped by losing her chastity. I casually reached out and took her hand.
“…”
Han Hao froze without answering. Feeling skin against skin must have brought the reality crashing back. Her trembling stopped; her hand turned hard as wood.
“I’ve got quite a bit of experience. And I can promise you the man-and-woman business we’re about to do might be a bit of a shock for you.”
“I have studied diligently and know what it entails. It is the act of inserting Lord Do’s penis into my vagina, is it not?”
“…”
Reciting textbook sex like it’s nothing. This kid really knows jack shit. She has no idea about anything that happens before or after.
“And then depositing Lord Do’s seed inside me so that I conceive… w-wait! But I must not conceive, must I?”
“Of course not. I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen, so don’t worry.”
“Then I shall extinguish the lamp.”
“What the… why turn off the light?”
“If we leave it on, Lord Do’s penis and my private parts will be clearly visible. I believe that would make us both uncomfortable.”
“…”
So that’s how she thinks it works. Turn off the light, each of us just bare the important bits, fumble around in the dark, shove it in, and done.
“It’s not that simple.”
“Then how… mmph—”
I decided further explanation was pointless and simply stole her lips. She panicked at the sudden assault and tried to pull away.
I locked both her arms firmly in place and moved my mouth against hers with deliberate gentleness. Her round eyes darted wildly in shock.
I coaxed her, soft and slow. Han Hao finally closed her eyes and focused on the sensation.
Her body was a full head smaller than most, and her lips were just as tiny and neat. Our faces were so close our noses nearly touched.
I got excited without meaning to.
Suddenly I wonder—what the hell were the first humans thinking when they started doing this?
Probably pure instinct. Dogs and cats don’t need lessons; they just find a mate and start thrusting. Humans figure out the parts the classics never wrote down the same way.
Han Hao’s lips gradually matching my rhythm were proof. A moment ago she’d been frozen solid; now she was clumsily mimicking me, rubbing her mouth against mine.
I finally pulled away. Han Hao’s face was flushed crimson; she half-opened her eyes and asked,
“W-why did you suddenly press your mouth to mine? Lord Do… have you been thinking of me that way all this time?”
Even a Confucian hardliner like Han Hao has to know what a kiss is. She just thought it was only something affectionate couples do to confirm their feelings—completely separate from sex.
“This is part of the process too. Before the sacred act, you ease the other person’s tension. Like an executioner getting himself drunk before he takes a criminal’s head. So tell me, Captain Han—doesn’t it feel a little better?”
“…”
She couldn’t answer. Since this was only happening so she could break off with Du Chi, she didn’t have the courage to admit she’d felt “pleasure.”
Time to move on. I slowly reached for the edge of her robe. Smack! She startled and slapped my hand away.
“W-why are you touching there?”
“I want to untie your clothes.”
“Then my bare body will be visible!”
“Exactly. That’s why I want to untie them—so I can see.”
“I do not understand. All I asked of Lord Do was that you defile me.”
“But I want to look. You’re not objective about yourself, so you don’t know. Every time you run around with that tiny body all wrapped up in armor, do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to grab you from behind?”
“Y-you’ve never said anything like that!”
Well yeah, because it’s bullshit. You’re ridiculously cute, sure, but I’m not that much of a woman-crazy bastard.
While she was still flustered I slipped the knot free. For some reason—maybe she actually believed me—she didn’t resist as hard as before.
I peeled the collar open. Between the pure white skin, her modest little breasts popped free in full view.
“I-it’s embarrassing! In a place this bright…”
“Isn’t it a little mean to make me just imagine something this pretty in the dark?”
“That’s a lie. I’m shorter than others and my figure is nothing special. Why would you say such things?”
“Bigger isn’t always better. You’ve got these neat little breasts holding a burning ideal inside them. What could be more beautiful than that?”
“…”
Those small, meager breasts are definitely a complex buried deep in her bones. I may not be a woman expert, but even I know you pump up her confidence as much as possible before sex.
So I turned every flaw into a virtue with endless praise. See? Even while she’s panicking, the corner of her mouth is twitching up.
“Captain Han? Mind if I speak more casually?”
“In what way?”
“I’ll call you Lady Han. At least until this is over. That’s okay, right?”
“V-very well…”
Narrowing the distance by changing how you address someone—Sima Lang taught me that trick once. Yuan Shao pulled the same move on Liu Bei.
I let my eyes roam openly over her bare upper body. Barely enough cleavage to outline, flat as a board—but the nipples were already standing bright and proud.
I pulled the half-naked girl into my arms and kissed the side of her neck. Han Hao yelped in pure shock.
Haah…
“…?”
She let out a moan without even realizing it. Even if this extreme Confucian hardliner has kissed Du Chi before, she’s never had skinship like this.
While I kissed her neck I occasionally flicked my tongue out and licked that slender little throat of hers. Han Hao couldn’t handle the brand-new sensation and kept making noise.
“Aah… i-it tickles… nngh…”
I shifted gently and reached her earlobe. When I lightly bit it she nearly fainted.
“Hah… p-please stop. Strange sounds keep coming out…”
“Lady Han, how do you smell this good? Do you rub honey on yourself before bed?”
I mixed rough breathing into the whisper right against her ear for extra auditory stimulation. Han Hao’s ears went scarlet and she shook her head hard.
“I-I’ve never heard such a thing. And I don’t use honey or—”
“Really? Du Chi never said anything like that to you?”
“Do not speak of Du Chi! Besides, that man doesn’t even know how to do things like—haaah…”
Doesn’t know how? More like the legendary virgin scholar never gave him a chance, so he was just shooting blank loads into the air by himself.
While talking I casually stretched my fingers and played with her nipple. She’d already tasted pleasure she couldn’t believe; now she discovered there was another sky above the sky and twisted her whole body.
“Haaah… w-where are you touching?”
“Lady Han’s nipple… your tit. It’s standing up so hard it’s completely turned on.”
“It’s because I’m cold. When it’s cold that sort of thing happens—”
“We’re pressed skin to skin like this and you’re cold? Why can’t you just be honest with your feelings? You’re completely aroused right now, Lady Han.”
“I am not! I always maintain a transcendent body and mind in order to—haah… aah… hiiing…”
But the more I tease that nipple the filthier your voice gets. I couldn’t hold back anymore—I yanked her top completely off.
Then I stuck out my tongue and went to work on her nipple. Sensation completely different from fingers, mixed with saliva, made Han Hao’s waist slowly arch like a bow rising into the air.
“Haaah! Haaah! P-please stop! Aah…”
I ignored her and sucked harder. Putting every bit of force into my lips made the nipple stiffen even more, popping out like a little bean.
“I-I was wrong. I never should have started this… stop at once!”
“Stop? Lady Han, you’re this wet already.”
“Kyaa!”
I immediately reached down and grabbed her lower half. Underwear and even the blanket were already soaked—how could only she not know?
I slipped my hand straight under her clothes and pressed against her pussy. Han Hao couldn’t take any more and shoved me away hard.
“Stop! Why are you trying to humiliate me?”
“Then what’s this?”
I held up the fingers I’d just pulled out of her. Sticky strands of her own juices dripped down them. Han Hao squeezed her eyes shut.
“I-I don’t know what that is.”
“Don’t know? It all came out of your body. You asked me to defile you, didn’t you? I’m doing exactly what you wanted—what’s the problem?”
“Because what Lord Do is doing is not normal…”
“Everyone does it like this. Want me to tell you the truth? You’re confused right now, Captain Han. You want me to touch and lick you even more fiercely, but admitting that feels like the roles are reversed, so you’re trying to lie to yourself. Am I wrong?”
“That is not so… I am only doing this to break off with Du Chi—kyaa!”
If force wouldn’t work, I’d attack the rigid values she lived by. I yanked my pants down and pulled out my fully erect cock.
Han Hao screamed and shut her eyes.
“Put that away at once! How dare you expose such a hideous thing in front of a woman—”
“I want Lady Han to suck it. Make me feel just as good as you did.”
“I-I refuse. Why should I… mmph!”
I shoved it straight into her mouth anyway. Her tiny mouth was already full with just a strawberry; cramming in the thing that once made even Zhao Yun cough made Han Hao’s eyes fly wide open.
She panicked, not knowing how to breathe. But the sight of her mouth stretched wide around my cock was so ridiculously cute my prostate throbbed.
She looked like she was really struggling, so I pulled out for now. While she coughed I hugged her and whispered into her ear again.
“That felt amazing, Lady Han. Let me put it in just one more time.”
“I-it’s too hard. When something like that goes in I can’t breathe…”
“You think I can breathe? Lady Han looking so pretty with my cock in her mouth—if my heart stopped right then I wouldn’t even regret it.”
“…”
She was weak to praise. Han Hao couldn’t refuse any longer. I took her head and guided it toward my cock.
“Let go! I’ll… do it myself.”
Saying that, she reached out with both hands and gripped me. Her hands were so small that even stacked together the tip of the head still peeked out.
“If it’s too much you don’t have to put it in. Just use that small, delicious tongue of yours, Lady Han, and give it a little lick. That’s enough.”
“…”
What is she thinking right now? Contempt for herself for ever asking me this?
Or disgust at the way her own body keeps dripping no matter what?