A Rather Rough Welcome - The Great Anal Sex Brawl of the Tiger General

After washing herself thoroughly not once but twice and carefully applying fragrant oil between every single toe, Yuan Shu finally stepped out of her room. She had even chosen her socks with far more care than usual. …Just in case. Even though it had only been a dream, one could never be too sure.

Now that her feet—smooth and callus-free, glistening with oil beneath the blue silk socks—felt perfectly prepared, she could breathe easy. Only then did the usual arrogant smile return to her lips as she hummed a little tune and headed off to meet Zhao Yun…

Wait a second. Why on earth was she acting so embarrassingly just to see that guy? Putting oil on her feet because of some weird dream? And it wasn’t even a casual meeting—she was going to interrogate him, for heaven’s sake. Had she lost her mind?

…It had to be that sorcery he used on her back then! Today she would make him confess with his own mouth! If he kept it shut again, she’d whip that smug body of his until he screamed!

The same Yuan Shu who had been humming cheerfully moments ago suddenly turned foul-tempered. Her eyes sharpened into a glare and her footsteps grew heavy and rough. The two maids attending her exchanged glances as their young mistress, who had been walking as lightly as a maiden on her way to meet a lover, suddenly began stomping like an elephant.

“Sister… our youngest lady has always been a bit strange, but isn’t she acting even weirder today?”

“Shh! Keep your mouth shut, you fool! Do you want to get dragged into something horrible if she overhears?”

The two maids trembled and stole nervous glances at Yuan Shu, but fortunately she hadn’t noticed. Instead of looking back, she was practically jogging toward the guest room. At this rate she was almost running.

When she finally reached the guest room door, Yuan Shu snapped at Zhang Xun and Jiao Yu, who were standing guard.

“Where is he? He didn’t run away, did he?”

“My lady, really… with the two of us standing right here…”

“How could that child possibly escape?”

“Not only did he not run, he’s been sitting quietly…”

“And ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠says he’s been waiting for you, my lady.”

Only then did Yuan Shu relax. With a slightly calmer expression, she peeked her head into the guest room to spy on him. Just as Zhang Xun and Jiao Yu had said, Zhao Yun was sitting obediently.

“He wasn’t doing anything strange, was he?”

“He did write something and then burn it, but other than that there was nothing suspicious.”

“Perhaps he was practicing how to apologize to you, my lady? Ohohohoh! How adorable♥”

Bulge. Bulge.

The two gay men licked their lips while glancing at Zhao Yun, their lower bodies twitching. It seemed they were quite disappointed they hadn’t been able to give him a proper “♥re-education♥” during the day.

Watching them, Yuan Shu clicked her tongue. They were certainly loyal, but this homosexual tendency… she simply couldn’t understand them. If she left Zhao Yun with these two any longer, his backside might actually be in danger.

“Is that so? …Very well! You two may leave now. I have something to discuss with him in private.”

At those words, the two gay men looked at Yuan Shu with worried faces.

“Oh my! My lady! It’s dangerous to face such a wild♥ boy♥ all by yourself!”

“That’s right! He’s still an unbroken colt that hasn’t been properly ♥tamed♥ yet. What are you thinking?”

Although they were cross-dressing middle-aged men with terrible taste in women’s clothing, their loyalty toward Yuan Shu was genuine. It was only natural they would try to stop her from being alone with a man at night.

Unfortunately, the person they were dealing with was Yuan Shu, whose stubbornness was anything but ordinary. She was not the type of woman who would listen to their well-meaning advice.

“No matter how ill-mannered and rude he is, surely he wouldn’t dare act out here, would he? This is the residence of the Yuan family of Runan. This is not a place where someone like him can behave however he pleases.”

It didn’t look like she would listen no matter what they said… The two gay men looked at each other and shook their heads. Their lord’s words did make sense. This was the Yuan family estate, after all. Even a madman would behave himself here. And the boy looked perfectly normal at first glance—what could he possibly do?

“If that is your wish, my lady, then we have no choice…”

“But at least take the self-defense tools we’re giving you.”

“These are like extensions of our very bodies…”

“If you keep these with you, we can rest easy.”

When Zhang Xun and Jiao Yu rummaged through their clothes and pulled out what they called “self-defense tools,” Yuan Shu’s face filled with disbelief.

“These things?”

“Aww~ Such a cold reaction! These can make any man completely helpless.”

“Exactly. We’ve turned countless men into ♥women♥ with these and extracted every last piece of information. There are no better tools for interrogating a man.”

Interrogation! That was exactly what Yuan Shu planned to do to Zhao Yun!

“W-well… if that’s the case, I suppose I have no choice. Tell me how to use them.”

Even though evening had long since passed into night, Yuan Shu still hadn’t appeared. Had she forgotten? With anyone else it would be unlikely, but with Yuan Shu it was entirely possible. Maybe he should just go to sleep?

Perhaps it was because he had eaten so much, but Zhao Yun felt drowsy. He nodded off at the desk while thinking about dinner. …It really had been delicious. No wonder people said the rich lived on an entirely different level.

As Zhao Yun began to doze off, Yuan Shu, who had been secretly watching him from hiding, narrowed her eyes with a sparkle.

Now!

BANG—!

The door flew open with a tremendous crash. Zhao Yun jolted awake in surprise. The moment he opened his eyes, Yuan Shu charged at him like a ninja and tackled him to the floor.

Pushed down by the force, Zhao Yun found himself on his back with Yuan Shu straddling his stomach. She held up a small tube with a triumphant expression.

“Don’t move!”

…Why couldn’t this woman ever make a normal entrance? It was getting worse every time.

“What is it this time…”

His unexpectedly indifferent reaction made Yuan Shu’s face twist with displeasure. She poked his nose repeatedly with the tube.

“Hmph! You’re only staying calm because you’re an idiot. Once you learn what this is, you’ll be trembling in terror!”

What was it? A ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠tube?

“What exactly is that thing that has you so excited? And more importantly, what the hell are you doing?!”

He had waited patiently, and this was how she acted?! The sudden outburst finally snapped Zhao Yun out of his daze, and he began to protest Yuan Shu’s outrageous behavior. Even if she held a grudge against him, did she really think it was acceptable to treat a guest ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠like this?

Yuan Shu, who had been acting completely without decorum, seemed to still possess some sense of shame. Her face flushed slightly as she made her excuse.

“W-well, you should have explained yourself right away about that… that horrible thing you did back then! Did you really think you could do something like that to me and get away with it?”

Your arrogant attitude ends today!

Yuan Shu bounced with excitement, causing her rather large breasts to jiggle. Since she was sitting directly on top of him, his eyes were treated to an unintentional feast.

“I get it, so could you please get off me first…”

“Stay still! I told you not to move! If you so much as twitch a single finger, I’ll blow this right into your face!”

“Wait, what the hell is that thing anyway?”

Proud of herself, Yuan Shu puffed out her chest.

“The secret weapon that Zhang Xun and Jiao Yu gave me to use on you! It’s a paralyzing blowdart! There’s a numbing needle inside. If it hits you properly, your whole body will freeze and you won’t be ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠able to resist at all!”

“Why would you even—!”

“And that’s not all!”

Yuan Shu lifted her body slightly and pointed between her own legs. Following her finger with his eyes, Zhao Yun saw…

“…A wooden… dildo?! Tiger General! What exactly are you planning to do to me?!”

“Hm? Dildo? Jiao Yu called it a wooden phallus?”

Fuck, who cares what it’s called! Why the hell is she wearing that thing?!

Yuan Shu, now equipped with a strap-on dildo, was threatening him with a paralyzing blowdart!

Yuan Shu’s sadistic smile widened as she watched Zhao Yun’s terrified face. She poked his cheek with the blowdart.

“I knew trusting the experts was the right choice! Ohohohohoh—!!! So this is what your frightened face looks like! Yes, you should have acted like this from the beginning! Did you really think I would let you keep being so insolent? Dream on!”

Tap tap tap tap!

She smacked the wooden phallus against her palm, making it bounce against Zhao Yun’s chest with a horrifying sound.

“If you don’t give me a satisfying answer, your ass is getting drilled immediately! You’d better think very carefully!”

This crazy bitch…!!!

Judging by that look in her eyes, no matter what answer he gave, she would probably claim it was unsatisfactory, paralyze him, and ravage his asshole anyway. He would rather die than scream while getting his backdoor violated…!

“Even an idiot like you should understand by now. Now speak! Why did you violate me in the tent? And why did you only use my throat? Answer me! If you hesitate even a little, I’ll fire the dart right now!”

Yuan Shu looked like she owned the world, completely relaxed and off guard. This was his chance!

“Kyaa?!”

For the sake of his future and the health of his anus, Zhao Yun used every ounce of strength he had to flip Yuan Shu over. As he sat up, he grabbed both her legs and lifted them high. The startled Yuan Shu screamed and fell backward. Even then she tried to blow the dart, but it missed his face by a wide margin—though his pinky finger suddenly stung.

“Y-you… insolent bastard!!! Let go of me right now!”

His finger! Fuck! The paralyzing dart had hit his pinky finger!

If he stayed like this, he would collapse and end up surrendering his rear to Yuan Shu! He had to escape from here as quickly as possible…!!!