Witches Don't Need Toilets, But They Crave Urination Service – What the Hell Does That Mean?
"I've explained so much that now I want a kiss."
"Whoa, I still don't get why explanations always lead to kisses, but fine. Pucker up, Master."
Mmch, mmch, mmch.
"Nngh, no peckies. Stick your tongue in. Deep kiss. Do it."
"Yeah, alright."
He had no idea how many kisses she'd "saved up" for him. Not that it mattered—he could give her more than that without a second thought. It wasn't like he'd lose out by spoiling her.
"Hoomp. Hoom, nng♡ Slurp... schlp... smooch...♡"
After greedily sucking on Sylvia's lips and tongue like a starving beast, he finally pulled away once he was thoroughly satisfied. Sylvia, fresh from that intense kiss, wore the most adorable smile. Her eyes glistened faintly, her cheeks flushed pink, her lips curved up in bliss. It was the look of a master utterly delighted by her slave's kiss.
Damn, she's so pretty. Every time I look, it's like the first time~
Whoever said a wife's cooking mattered more than her face could shove it. The face was everything. Jin Yuseong mentally flipped off centuries of accumulated, "universal" married-man wisdom.
Pretty, young, killer body, kinky, talented. And she loves me. Man~
[This is what an isekai is.]
[God world.]
His brain and dick were in full agreement.
Once she'd savored the kiss enough, she started talking again, saying there was more to explain.
"This one might be humiliating for the slave. If you hate it, Yusei, we don't have to. You're special—not like the guys here. Other witches throw tantrums, force their slaves to do it, and end up with demotivated slaves who won't even service them at night. It happens a lot."
"...Saying it like that makes it sound scary. But challenge accepted!"
"Puhut. Challenge? Ahahat!"
No, that cute laugh is the best part.
Jin Yuseong blankly gazed up at her as she burst out laughing in his arms, her belly shaking.
"My slave is hilarious! Ahahaha!"
"What’s so funny...? What did I even do?"
"Nooo~ You just suddenly said 'challenge accepted'! It's too fun~"
What is this... Pretty girl laughing at my dumb joke... Am I an insider now?
How could she crack up so hard over something like that? Jin Yuseong couldn't quite wrap his head around her bubbly reaction—even though it was his own words—but since it was good for him, he just accepted it. He stared at his giggling beauty of a master and ended up laughing along with her. All he had to do was enjoy this honey-dripping life that had come his way.
Once their laughing and flirting died down, she resumed the humiliating explanation she'd warned him about.
"What I'm about to say is service where only the receiver enjoys it, and the doer hates it. There's even a movement to abolish it lately... It's called urination service."
..................Oh man, this might be a bit tough for me too.
Jin Yuseong nearly sobered up, but decided to hear her out first before judging.
"Tch. Witches hold mana, so we don't excrete waste like commoners. You licked my sweat, right? It's pure water."
"Huh? I can't tell sweat from water. You're the first master I've licked sweat from. I just wanted to lick it."
Her face turned red.
"R-Really? Hng... I'm your first for that too, huh? You want to lick my sweat...? Then maybe you won't hate it even after hearing everything?"
"Better hear it all first."
To keep her from getting too excited, Jin Yuseong stroked her hair, distracting her and tempering her expectations.
"Got it. Okay, continuing. Witches don't excrete waste, but we're still human, so our bodies produce some fluids from reactions. Got that far? As you know, my slave Yusei plays with my body, making my pussy and urethra squirt tons. It's mostly water, just mixed with a bit of girl pheromones from climaxing."
"Oh yeah, that's right. No bad smell at all."
Her words were pushing his dick to dangerous levels. Jin Yuseong had to rein in his rock-hard erection. It was pressing firm against her soft lower belly, but wasting cum now from just talk would leave him empty for pounding her pussy later tonight.
"Nng♡ So-called urination service is like the deep-kiss privilege nobles have—it's just something nobles mandated by law. Witches don't need to pee, but they force slaves to inject harmless drinks into their bodies and play with them."
"Aha. So it's not actual piss?"
Enduring the heat of her slave's cock pressing into her womb, she focused on clearing up his doubts. Prioritizing her own desires over a slave who'd pleasured her so thoroughly would make her a shitty master.
"Nng...♡ It's a fluid developed long ago in Witch City, the magic tool production hub. Tasteless and odorless ones, or flavored varieties. Haa♡ They say it's safe to ingest, but that doesn't mean people actually drink it?"
"Aah~ So it's simulated play."
Jin Yuseong thought it might be doable. It was an adult game he'd never tried. Seemed high difficulty at first glance, but she had a fairy-like body that didn't excrete thanks to mana? She just wanted kinky fun. So far, just hearing about it was turning him on a bit. Maybe he was discovering a new kink.
"Actually... that's not all. Even if it's fake, sometimes the master's squirt gets on the slave's body. Slaves hate that. That's the problem. During service, nobles get fully restrained by the slave, played with at the slave's whim—no control over when or where they squirt."
No. Is 'noble-like' really the right word there? How screwed up is this isekai?
"Witches with noble blood don't excrete anyway, but after their coming-of-age and getting a slave, they dump their 'peeing' on the slave. They demand to be tied tight for pleasure, squirt everywhere... Haa♡ It's unfair. Even fake, getting it on you is gross for slaves..."
"Yeeah, guess so."
He nodded like he agreed, even if he didn't fully. So what was the toilet in the bathroom for? Maybe slave-use prep? Sylvia seemed the prepared type, so he shrugged it off.
Huh? If our mana connects, won't I eventually stop accumulating waste too? Skin and body getting amazing? Reborn! Like in novels!
"The restraints for urination service are tighter and more restrictive than masturbation service ones. Wanna hear?"
"O...."
Her phrasing—"made to wear," not "wear"—kept his dick twitching.
"For proper etiquette, hands bound behind the back, collar with a ring connecting to it so you can't move. Ankles shackled and hoisted high, short chain to the collar. Master ends up looking like a toilet—"
"Whoa."
Way too intense. Jin Yuseong's dick ached just imagining it. Isekai nobles lived like total perverts.
"In that pose, inject the fluid into the bladder via urethra until it's full, wait till they're squirming, then give permission to release when ready. Like I said, safe to drink, but I don't know any slaves who do...?"
Might try drinking it once, if it's a drink.
Why's she glancing like a sly fox? No way...?
Glance, glance. He decided to ask his expectant master outright.
"Master, if I wanted to drink it, what would you think?"
She gulped. Her red eyes burned with obvious lewd heat at his question. Jin Yuseong's guess was spot on. Another of her perverted kinks.
Y-Yo, Sylvia Armani Rune Lumer~! How perverted do you have to be to be satisfied~!!
Even confirmed, her bottomless perversion left him baffled. But his dick was brutally honest.
[Whoa~ Where you going? Past that's dangerous!]
[Beauty master's juice... Precious stuff.]
His mental scale tipped heavily toward "possible."
"H-Hng. Even if it's safe from Witch City, it's still, y'know~? Hng, well, if my slave wants to, a master whose body is his to use can only say... drink away if you want...."
Her lips twitched in a V, the perverted master rambling like she wouldn't force it since slaves usually hated it.
Adorable.
"Anyway... limbs locked in unbreakable gauntlets, yanked tight by the collar, can't move. So just play however the slave wants, no need to ask...?"
Spot on.
Jin Yuseong rewarded his master for the lewd explanation with a rough, aggressive kiss.
"Nngh!? Slurp, schlp, smooch. Hngp, mm♡"
Everything about her is too hot. Way too hot, Master.
He stroked her from head to nape to lower back like petting a cat as her tongue clung desperately. She shivered, reveling in the supreme luxury from her slave's mouth and hands. As a noble, being pleasured by her slave was her rightful indulgence.
"Phaa...♡ Slave kisses, love♡ Haaang...♡"
The beauty master burying herself in his arms, wriggling her hips lewdly to show her pleasure—she was so cheekily perfect.
"Haa... haa... You seem interested, so I'll tell you everything about urination service. It was trending out of fashion, but hehe♡ See? I'm amazing. My summoned familiar is such a devoted slave."
Jin Yuseong learned that his self-praising master was utterly cute. As he resumed stroking her under "slave duties," she took it as a cue to continue the detailed explanation.
"Body altered by mana to prevent excretion, but purely for luxury, limbs bound immobile, urethra injected with service fluid—got that? ...Nngh, just explaining and my face is red, why...?"
"Why get shy about it now?"
"Y-Yeah. Weird condition today? Anyway! Once pumped full like a toilet, bladder bloated, insert a thin rod-like plug into the urethra."
"Bind, inject, plug. Got it memorized."
Dizzy with arousal, Jin Yuseong eagerly absorbed her filthy tale.
"Yeah. It's a magic tool—activate it plugged in, middle swells fat, true urethra plug, seals the bladder tight. No release, even if master changes mind. Limbs bound, can't reach crotch, so slave decides when it ends. Master squirms, desperate to pee but controlled— that's the luxury of urination service."
"O...."
She boasted proudly about this hardcore pervy play, just describing noble luxuries from slave service... but for Jin Yuseong, freshly deflowered a day ago, reacting was... something.
"In the past, they claimed it was lightning magic prep—kept plugged 24/7 except sleep, to avoid leaking undignified fluids in witch fights. As if they'd leak anyway! Ridiculous excuse."
"Totally...."
Sudden history lesson. He nodded along, fully agreeing to diss past witches.
"Pure pleasure law, but slaves pointed it out. Fake or not, messy and gross, they said. Witches' greed forced it, slaves lost will to bond."
Sylvia sounded so sympathetic.
"Most slaves barely do night service by force; forcing this makes sense they'd quit."
"Ugh... Old witches too greedy! New gen shouldn't pay! If my slave wasn't special, I'd be miserable too."
"Miserable? Really?"
She nipped his cheek angrily at his disbelief.
"How much did they abuse commands for slaves to lose motivation? Don't command slaves lightly. Forcing what they truly hate is evil."
"I-Is it?"
"Obviously! Common sense!"