Mesugaki Streaming Day 1: "Hah? Run Away? Heh~ Come On, Say It—I'll Read It Out Myself, So Spam the Chat? Kukuku!!"
"Hah? Fleeing? Heh~ Come on, say it—I'll read it out nice and loud for you, so hit the chat already? Kukuku!!"
The chat had been blowing up more than usual for a bit now, but that wasn't important right now. A slave. This was my chance to snag a new one. As long as she didn't bolt, I'd milk her dry until I hit it big.
"Hey! Spit it out already! You wouldn't dare run, would you? Ah~ You're such a total retard♥"
Please hurry up and show... From here on out, you'd be my editing slave, slaving away for me, right?
Come on!
"Pffft... Yeah, that's more like it—a slave's gotta grovel nice and soft~ Kukuku…"
"Hey hey, getting wet?! Keep that up and it's a ban? Kukuku... Grovel nice and soft, I said."
Now that I'd bagged a slave, what next? Truth be told, I hadn't planned shit before hitting go live, so I was already drawing a blank on content.
'Maybe just show 'em me draining this slave's blood?'
"Hey, I wanna see how good you are at editing—got any videos? Or was that a lie? Kuhuhuk!!"
"Ah~ The boss says bring it now, so what're you waiting for? Huh? Kukuku! Hurry up~ Trash?"
The reactions were way better than I'd expected for a debut stream. At this rate, I'd blow up into a mega-corp streamer. Then I'd rake in the cash, ditch this hellhole one-room dump...
"Ah~ Still no video? Should I just ban you...?"
"What the... why're you suddenly trying so hard?"
The second I dropped "just ban," the chat exploded in a frenzy. Smushed letters and all—that desperate? Felt like I'd peeked into the abyss for a sec.
"Wh-What do you mean adorable!! D-Don't... don't call me cute!"
"Cute" made my stomach churn these days. Ever since those aunties on the subway groped my ass while cooing it, the word conjured up train pervs and Shimura auntie vibes. I'd take "handsome" over that any day.
"Ugh... Don't call me cute... I hate that shit..."
Evil? These viewers with "ThumbWisdom" in their names popped up outta nowhere, trolling me hard. Don't call me cute. And who the hell is ThumbWisdom anyway...?
"Anyone who says cute gets banned!!"
"This one! You're banned!"
I'd declared cute = ban, but I clicked and banned some shrieking viewer anyway. Names that weird? More would swarm in.
"Huh? I banned it?"
"Eh... Eh?! W-Wait! How do I unban?!"
Shit—I'd meant to nuke the troll but hit the row below and banned Yang Eunje by mistake. No!! I'd cast out my own slave. Frantically digging through menus, I found the unban and fixed it quick. She popped back.
"Ah... uh... s-sor..."
"Crazy bitch!! I told you not to stand there during a ban barrage!!"
Anyway, not my fault. I was on a noble troll purge, and it was her fault for getting in the way. Yeah, I was innocent.
"Who walks in front of a firing squad!!! And where's that video? Huh? Beeeh~!"
I stuck out my tongue and flipped the bird.
"Huh? Name whatever examples, you're still getting banned."
"Alright, alright! Got it! I'll check the video, so how're you sending it? Huh? Spill it quick."
"YouTube? You're a YouTuber? Makes it harder to push around then..."
"Ah kukuku... Knew it~ Fine, I'll make an exception—paste the link in chat."
Wait—BigTitsYangEunje had been Tteutwitch-slanging hard earlier, now suddenly polite? Super sus. This bitch was playing nice to get me banned, wasn't she? Chills down my spine.
"Hah? Now that you mention it~ Almost got me banned, huh? Retard~ As if that'd work... Kukuku!"
"Hah? That fake-ass act is disgusting? Kukuku~ Total retard~ Trash~ Retard~!"
"Eh? Cat got your tongue? Pissed? Trash~ Retard."
Bored viewers latched onto the perfect chew toy—BigTitsYangEunje—and ripped into her. She was my future slave, but... this was kinda fun. Was this why people shitpost online?
"Whoa... impressive..."
Her outburst left me speechless. Could I really trust my edits to this psycho?
Shit... too valuable a slave to ban. Hadn't even seen the video yet—maybe I pushed too hard. My bad, so let it slide?
"Heh? A total shotacon? Pervert... Trash~ Imagining that as a virgin? Gross kukuku...!!"
"Hah? Wanna get banned? Or cough up that YouTube link already, retard~."
First stream going off the rails already, but future me'd handle it, right? But Shin Jaejun had no clue—his antics were already bouncing around sites he didn't know about...
Debut stream with cam on, doesn't ban lightly—way better than Berin letting simps grope him.
"Nice!!!"
The woman with tits bigger than her head jumped up, screaming in triumph. Like Korea hitting World Cup semis.
"Hah, hah... That fucking bastard's so goddamn hot."
Finally finding her ideal type, her heart thumped wildly.
"Yeah... If I edit hard, we'll grab drinks someday... Then hehe..."
Her head swirled with filthy fantasies. Pinning that tiny squirming guy down and ravaging him.
BigTitsYangEunje from Seoul didn't seem all that normal. Then again, normals wouldn't watch streams like this...