Mesugaki Streaming Day 3
"Haa... this fucking sucks..."
Tears welled up in my eyes a bit. Was that pitch-black ladle actually a reflection of my heart? I poked at the dark matter I'd made along with it using my chopsticks.
-glorp... glorp...
"Ugh... so fucking gross..."
"Pfft... aren't you totally Salary Lupin?"
BigTitsYangEunje donated 5,000 won
(Turtle orgy with moaning sounds)
-snap... aha... snap haa...
"Pfahah... why the fuck is that making those noises... Do turtles normally sound like that?"
I'd never heard a turtle make noise before, but I didn't expect that. No, how does a sound turn into moaning... I had to hold it in, but laughter kept bubbling up. I clamped my hand over my mouth, trying my best to stifle it, but it felt like it was gonna leak out and drive me insane.
Between a big corp salarywoman and an unemployed editor, who'd win? Obviously the corp worker, right?
dkwl321 donated 3,000 won
(Muscular woman in leather belt vs. woman in wrestling gear fighting in a locker room.)
A~ smack! Boing!
"Boing~."
Viewers started sending their own video dones, each finding their own fun. Wait a sec. So I watch the videos they send, get paid... Isn't this killing two birds with one stone? Lying down eating cake? This world has strong yuri memes instead of gay ones, so it wasn't that gross to me. Money is always the best.
"Hey, these vids are fun~ Got more like that? Or are you broke~?"
I praised them as super fun to hook the suckers. Or should I tease them lightly?
DoesThisWorkToo? donated 1,000 won
(Red background with sickle and hammer nation.)
"Huh...? Huh?! Hey, that's not allowed!"
These assholes send video dones for money, but they pick the risky ones. I hurriedly closed it, and right away another alarm rang with a new video.
MuyahongSooa donated 3,000 won
(Hong Soo-ah 2nd, Hong Soo-ah 2nd, proud president Hong Soo-ah 2nd!)
"Hey, you guys have been sending weird shit since earlier? Keep it up and I'll ban you."
Not just politics popping up outta nowhere, now a presidential candidate woman's song started playing. How do I roast this to make my roast legendary? I waited for a done to make an example, but they smelled the ban and stopped the risky stuff.
LivestockMongrel donated 10,000 won
(Pitch-black screen.)
"What's this?"
"Two?"
I focused on the black screen, glancing at chat where viewers were counting down.
"Gyaaaaah!!!"
Sudden creepy doll jumped out of what I thought was a dark screen, screeching. Naturally, the shock threw my balance backward, and I started tilting.
"Huh?"
-Thud!
No matter how small I am, startling enough to tip the chair means I go down. As I fell back, the world slowed for a moment. Even then, I checked the chat.
"Uwaaa... my poor skull... Can't get any dumber here..."
I'll kill Jaeyeon sis who did this to me. It's been ages since I felt this unendurable rage. Ban won't cut it. She ignited the anger inside me—I can't let it slide. Even if she buys me food, rules are rules.
"LivestockMongrel..."
"Cool your head for a day and come back."
I slowly moved my hand to the mouse and clicked LivestockMongrel's profile. Temp ban (kick) and ban popped up. She did it first, not me... I'm innocent.
LivestockMongrel donated 50,000 won!
Wait! I'll pay medical bills! Money... yeah, money'll make me feel better. But Jaeyeon sis crossed the line.
"Haa~? Think some cash'll make me drop it? All you know how to do is whale, you trash~ Got all your money, so cool off for a bit~ Salary Lupin♡"
LivestockMongrel has been temporarily banned.
I... I... protected this stream's peace. I, Shin Jaejun... no, mesugaki Shin Jaejun, must become the mesugaki to keep this broadcast alive.
"Haa? The more I think, the madder I get? Can't do this, gotta school someone today... Huh!?"
It happened in an instant. My spine chilled, my whole body jerked and shivered. What? Beyond chills, goosebumps everywhere—this felt off. I whipped around, but no one, just a cockroach crawling. The roach? But that sensation was too intense for a roach. Like that occasional bathroom creep vibe, now in my living room with the PC.
"Haa... haa..."
From the reactions, only I felt that weird vibe. Like being licked head to toe.
"Haha... just kidding~ No way I'd glitch out suddenly? You lot ready for a barrage now?"
The creepy feeling faded slowly but wouldn't fully go.
"Jaejun... hic... haaah."
A woman in a white tee and black dolphin pants stared at something in a pitch-dark room without light, her face flushed. High-res monitor contrasting the black room. She licked her right index and middle fingers slowly, coating them thick with sticky saliva, then slid them into her dolphin pants.
"Haa, haa... my brain's melting..."
Her dolphin pants bulged briefly then deflated, sticky sounds filling the room. Each swell and sink reddened her face more, head twitching uncontrollably.
"Lately Jaejun's been weird... hnn... I'm lonely, Jaejun... hic!?"
The monitor showed a boy talking in his chair. Not one video, but dozens—including ones not for others' eyes.
"Keep that up and... I can't hold back... hic."
Her black dolphin pants swelled big again, darkening deeper.